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Ladies, neverr let a man tell you that he'll pull out on the last minute. Because he won't.

The only last minute pull out men are good at is  going to the altar. Every other form of pull out na lie.

I think this omen that befell her is a blessing to her life. The way she was living her life before the accident, she may never hit 50 before kicking the bucket. If she doesn't have a change of heart after a few years in Naija jail, she may be a fool forever.

Never Ever let a woman give you her "P" to Suck!! . . .it's not good!

Why? Especially when it's hygienic and nutritious?

Never marry an ugly shot man otherwise you'll be surprised you'll be hotter than your 20 year old daughter even though you are near 50.

Why do you wanna go there

Are you not proud of her anymore?

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Never let a man like this near you because he has killed his peewee with steroids. Big for nothing, I tell you.

Is it that time of the month for these my Nigerian sisters

Why not ask your Utahish white  mormon girlfriend?

Wetin dey make you laff?

Do I need to pay igbo tax before i can laugh again?

Never let a man know you've been secretly mixing Viagra pills with his drink.

Roflmao; the best yet.

Never ever let an unemployed man ask for your hand in marriage

Roflmao


So Sauron and Pataki should remain bachelors abi?

Never ever let a man say he'll marry you and there are no wedding bells ringing after 6 months

From one excuse to another, that's their way.

Little wonder Pataki n Xavier dumped your ass after ferocious shags.

Is it Pataki that floods my email with spam?. Look,  if I must shag Pataki or you, I'd rather do it at night when nobody will spot me and it must be somewhere in Aborigine Island. What will I do if i'm seen with any of you?. I have a reputation to protect.

Your kinda kinky arent you?

Dude ain't got none for over 7 months now. Economic recession no greeam purchase ashewo.

Asswipe!!!

Fart bag.

Never let a man know you've slept with Sauron or OYb else they'll be like waow, are men that scarce?

Independent women are epitome of female sucess to me. Kiss Kiss
Depending on a man is like standing inside a falling building.

Spot on.

Never let a man lie to you when he tells you it's small because it's cold.

Roflmao, Sauron take note.

Never let a man like OYB give you Bill Clinton, the bacteria  from his saliva can give you candidiasis.

Never let a Nigerian woman talk you into marriage

whareva!

We are here celebrating Igbo-Yoruba matrimonial unions, but ethnic bigots like you will only want to spoil a nice party. Pathetic creep!

Roflmao

Never let a man like Sauron be seen with you in public because your integrity will be severely damaged.

U are ignorant. . . . . Not every woman gets her orgasm through sexual intercourse!!!

The holy gospel according to one minute men.

Never let a man stand between you and your career.

Never ever trust Funmi with you dic.k!

Yes because I have a knack for chopping them off.

Never let a man know you're taking those defense classes. Just let him do something stupid, just go for his groin right away.

That is if the stupid something is not shooting you with a gun.

NEVER EVER hit a woman, especially while she is giving you a Mouth Action.

Never ever play with a mans ego especially when he's licking your ass.

It would be a LIE to let a guy think hes better than your intimacy gadget.

Roflmao

Never let a man know without him you are nothing.

Good one; That's a recipe for cheating.

never ever take orders from a woman

Not when you have no job. You must recognize.

NEVER EVER LET A WOMAN DRIVE while you are together

Even when you are drunk or hurt?

_{Creeps are gradually creeping out.}

Which is more likely, Igbo man marrying Yoruba woman OR Yoruba man marrying Igbo woman?

Yoruba men marrying igbo women. Igbo men rarely play any adventurous game when it comes to marriage. They stick to anambra women.

Never let a woman drive U Insane. Believe me sure they can

Never let a man sleep with you unless he's ready to go by your rules and take orders from you.