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CultureRe: Why Igbos And Ijaws Must Unite by StFunmi(f): 8:09pm On Feb 26, 2009
This is the most stupid Calabar person I ever met.
I have never in my entire life read such nonsense from any one from that area.
Your fathers and grandfathers fought and died for Biafra
They were Biafrans.
Nigerian troops also destroyed their areas,killed their men and women and raped their women.
Go and read or ask your father if he's still alive
You're sounding like a fool with your utterances
I have an uncle a Biafran soldier who was killed at Ogoja from what I was told.
Ogoja was a home for many Igbos
go and read
How come the hausas were not able to fool the Efiks and Ibibios into betraying the igbos like they fooled Ijaws?.  Weren't they promised something too? Could their loyalty to Biafra be the reason why Gowon gave Bakassi to cameroun?.

It's funny how southern Nigerians are biting each other but the common enemy is still standing tall looking for more ways to leech of you guys. Fools!
CultureRe: Why Igbos And Ijaws Must Unite by StFunmi(f): 8:04pm On Feb 26, 2009
How can Ogoni's be Ijaws?
Was Kokori ogoni or Ijaw?. Who are ogonis?. I thought they are ijaws like kalabaris and Odi people?.

Why do some Ijaws share the same names with Igbos?
CultureRe: Why Igbos And Ijaws Must Unite by StFunmi(f): 7:55pm On Feb 26, 2009
@ Osisi & NaijaKing

When will Igbo people learn that Saro-Wiwa is not an Ijaw man, but an Ogoni man.
I'm confused. Are ogonis not Ijaws? huh huh
PoliticsRe: The Western Niger of Nigeria demand change goes on strike(Ijaw are from odua) by StFunmi(f): 7:53pm On Feb 26, 2009
Crude Oil. if you notice we careful remove bayelsa state from the map before, so that people would not think , it is because of oil that we want to leave. we do not care of the oil. that why we remove it. so that people like you, who think it is oil would not doubt our mission.

It is not about oil. we just want to leave.

And we have all document to show, chief awolowo and other make sure that we can leave nigeria at will and anytime.

If not. think , do you think Chief Obafemi Awolowo would agree to be part of Nigeria without a legal document of exit?
No. At least if you know Awowolo, he was a lawyer and they reach agreement before independant that we can leave , when we decided we want to leave after independant.
And now we want to leave. and that legal paper is bidding. And all northerner leaders were part of the agreement.
Roflmao grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

Where is the document now?
IslamRe: Islam: How Does One Deal With A Disobedient Wife? by StFunmi(op): 2:59am On Feb 26, 2009
Muslims should blacklist the following  people:

Funmi
JJYOU
David
KaramaMod
Osisi

They always like to put their fingers in your eyes especially olabowole's eyes.
Muslim lover!; who knows what they used to bribe you over?. Traitor!. Is Olabowale marrying your relation?. Is it evil minded OYB?. I am sincerely sorry and weep for her. cry cry cry
IslamRe: Islam: How Does One Deal With A Disobedient Wife? by StFunmi(op): 2:56am On Feb 26, 2009
Also I read someone asking what a wife should do to a disobedient husband. I think think the person should ask himself or herself if he could reply if his/her father dealt with hi/her. If the answer is YES, then the person could go on to deal with her disobedient husband. I wouldnt know why those that called themselves christians ask that question when there are verses telling on the superiority of man to woman, being the head,wife subjected to thier control etc
The person is Funmi and no, my father and my husband are not the same because I sleep with one while the other is a blood relation. My husband and I are also equal and one but the case is different with my father. It's 50/50 with my husband but not the same with my dad besides, my dad has no control over me now.

Sincerely, what did Islam say about disobedient husbands and how to deal with them?.
RomanceRe: Never Ever Let: by StFunmi(op): 2:50am On Feb 26, 2009
So na vibrator de make you vibrate well well pass man ba? E be like say dis aunty neva jam correct man yet o?
Please, no man on earth lasts longer than a vibrator.
CultureRe: Dowry For Igbo Wife by StFunmi(f): 2:47am On Feb 26, 2009
Tope, just run from this enfant terrible called Sauron if you want to do something fruitful with your life. Who wants a dead beat as her husband?
PoliticsRe: Fire For Fire, Can Tells Southern Nigerians by StFunmi(op): 2:44am On Feb 26, 2009
i pity their yam legs, those Nigerian suicide bombers Cutters go slice their legs, pack am for their hands, and ship them back to Onisha market. Let the agigated Niger delta militants take care of it,
Roflmao cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
PoliticsRe: British Justice Sec Stranded In Lagos, No Money, No Food. by StFunmi(op): 1:19am On Feb 26, 2009
Infact, I first heard the news from a Ghanaian colleague at work. And she told me in the presence of other British colleagues as well. I felt so ashamed and embarrassed to be Nigerian!
Pele. Next time they ask you, tell them you are from Bini/Benin instead of Nigeria.
PoliticsRe: British Justice Sec Stranded In Lagos, No Money, No Food. by StFunmi(op): 1:07am On Feb 26, 2009
I think EFCC should use whatever they can even juju to capture these guys. They broke the camels back with this one and someone told me it's already on BBC. One day, they'll hack into Obama's account.
PoliticsMoslem Community Fingers Ex-minister, Rep Over Jos Crisis by StFunmi(op): 1:00am On Feb 26, 2009
Moslem community fingers ex-minister, Rep over Jos crisis
From Isa Abdulsalami, Jos

THE immediate past Minister of State for Information and Communications, Alhaji Ibrahim Nakande Dasuki and Hon. Samaila Mohammed of the House of Representatives (Jos North/ Bassa Federal Constituency) have been fingered as masterminds of last November 28 sectarian crisis in Jos




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This was the submission of the indigenous Moslem community in old Jos Division to the Prince Bola Ajibola Judicial Commission of Inquiry investigating the causes of the crisis, which claimed hundreds of lives and property.

The community, which has its members drawn from six local council areas of the present Plateau North Senatorial District, further alleged that their members have never been recognised as Moslems by the Hausas in the state.

Speaking under cross-examination before the six-member commission, the spokesperson of the indigenous Moslem community, Alhaji Umaru Miango, noted that the November 28 mayhem was "carefully planned and executed by people who do not want peace in Plateau State."

While responding to a question from Charles Obishai, the commission's counsel, he said for long, there have been agitations by the Hausas particularly, who want to be recognised as indigenes of Jos North at all costs.

He regretted that recommendations by past probe panels of 1994, 1997 and 2001, all of which he claimed had indicted certain highly-placed persons, have been ignored by the powers-that-be.

According to him, the indigenous Moslems have continued to bear the brunt whenever a crisis erupted because they have always been treated as betrayers by their Moslem Hausas and no longer trusted by their Christian native brothers and sisters, all of whom allegedly attack them in an event of violent crisis.

He said as indigenous Moslems, they have no other home than Plateau State and when their places of abode are destroyed, they have no where to run to unlike the Hausas who usually relocate to their various states during such incidents.

He then suggested that to remedy the situation, there was need for the creation of additional three council areas out of the present Jos North, because the natives were against the 1991 creation which was purely against the aspirations of the natives.

As such, he insisted that those anomalies should be corrected in the interest of peace.

Also speaking, the spokesperson of the Berom Community in Jos North, Associate Professor, Thomas Baba Bingel, said when the Jos council area was split in 2001, the native Afizere, Anaguta and Beroms cried out because it was aimed at dividing them to the advantage of the Hausas.

The history lecturer of the University of Jos added that the use of religion and politics as major causes of conflicts was a camouflage used by the Hausas to divert attention and cover up their agenda to acquire the area at all costs.

Jos North, he maintained, belongs to Afizere, Anaguta and the Beroms, all of whom he stressed have various names to identify the area, even as he regretted that the colonial laws deprived the tribes the ownership of the area during the mining periods.

He said it would be unfair for anyone to say the Plateau people are not hospitable people because both Nakande and Hon. Mohammed are beneficiaries of the hospitality of the people who have considered them for election as members of House of Representatives and minister.

http://odili.net/news/source/2009/feb/25/26.html
PoliticsBritish Justice Sec Stranded In Lagos, No Money, No Food. by StFunmi(op): 12:58am On Feb 26, 2009
British Justice Secretary, Jack Straw, stranded in Lagos with no money and nowhere to stay

It was an astonishing plea for help. A desperate British Justice Secretary, Jack Straw, stranded in Lagos with no money and nowhere to stay. His urgent demand: Please send US$3000 to bring me home.

https://nigeriaworld.com/images/news/big/international/eu/uk/jack-straw.jpg
British Justice Secretary, Jack Straw






To alarmed members of the Blackburn Labour Party who received the email, it seemed strangely out of character for their globetrotting MP to be in sudden and urgent need of a cash bailout.

And so it was.

For Straw, who during his tenure as Home Secretary pioneered a special unit to crack down on internet fraud, had become the latest victim of an online scam.

Straw's constituency Hotmail account was soiled into by what are thought to be Nigerian criminals who bombarded hundreds of his friends, colleagues and constituents with begging messages claiming he was stranded in Nigeria after losing his wallet.


The email, marked The Rt Hon Jack Straw MP, was sent to 200 contacts asking them to help the beleaguered minister. It claimed he had become separated from his wallet while attending a summit called Empowering Youth to Fight Racism.

"I misplaced my wallet on my way to the hotel where my money and other valuable things were kept," pleaded the message. "I would like you to assist me with a soft loan urgently to settle my hotel bills and get myself back home."

One constituent replied, but is believed not to have offered the money.

Straw, who insists he was actually hard at work in Whitehall and oblivious to the demands made in his name, confirmed the emails had been sent to a "significant number of people" in his address book. He denied any security risk.

"I started getting phone calls from various constituents asking if I was really in Nigeria needing US$3000," Straw explained yesterday. "The internet is wonderful in many ways, but these gangs put a lot of effort in because they make money from it. In a lot of cases they do get people to cough up."

© 2009 Newswire

http://odili.net/news/source/2009/feb/25/100.html
EducationRe: Look Who Is Going To School In Nigeria: The Statistics May Surprise You by StFunmi(f): 6:13pm On Feb 25, 2009
Thread locked.
EducationRe: Look Who Is Going To School In Nigeria: The Statistics May Surprise You by StFunmi(f): 5:55pm On Feb 25, 2009
enough already
I wonder.
EducationRe: Look Who Is Going To School In Nigeria: The Statistics May Surprise You by StFunmi(f): 5:48pm On Feb 25, 2009
This is getting interestiner. Thanks Debosky and Ibime. You two are very knowledgeable. As for studying overseas, it is difficult to point at any tribe as dominating. However, the Yoruba and Igbo are far ahead of others in oversea university attendance. I did my second and third degrees in two different European countries, and it is  usually a preponderant of Igbo and Yoruba, and a sprinkling of Edo, Delta and Akwa Ibom sudents that you find around. I am not conversant with the scenario in US and Canada, but I doubt it will be any different.
Because their population are higher compared to others you mentioned. If you take samples and compare them accordingly, you may be surprised they are not lower than you. Again, hausas prefer universities in the middle east to western universities so, don't count them out.
EducationRe: Look Who Is Going To School In Nigeria: The Statistics May Surprise You by StFunmi(f): 4:56pm On Feb 25, 2009
Tpia,

You are right!  I am on your side, please reserve a seat for me.  

It's very painful!  I am a participant on an Hausa forum site and trust me, I battle with them on a daily basis. . . but you can never break through the membrane of their unity, muslim or christian they band together strongly.  
That's why the Yoruba ethnic group is more successful than the Hausas because they don't tell each other the truth about themselves and their current state because banding together is more paramount to them. Even in America, they love their nation so much but have different political ideologies, argue, disagree and look for the best option even if didn't go down well with some of them.God gave us brain so we can use it and not waste it acting like malu.


Yoruba saw wipe, ebi ti eni meji ba ti joko ti wu rerni, won o saw o ti to fun ra won.
FamilyRe: House Boy Or House Girl? by StFunmi(op): 4:32pm On Feb 25, 2009
me i go hire 10 house girls them no born them well to snatch my husband. infact i go use juju tie my husband thing keep for house so whenever i wan use ham na i go loose ham
shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
PoliticsRe: Fire For Fire, Can Tells Southern Nigerians by StFunmi(op): 4:30pm On Feb 25, 2009
From the much I know about the Bible, it does not support such retaliatory killing of any form.
This call by CAN is not about defending the Bible or Christ (cos both never asked for such), its about poor innocent people defending themselves from morons.
Exactly!
CultureRe: Dowry For Igbo Wife by StFunmi(f): 4:25pm On Feb 25, 2009
Sell-out??
I was actually considering you but your putrescent noisy farts DQ'ed you
You are a disgrace to oduduwa. Pure sell out. tongue tongue tongue
CelebritiesRe: David Oyelowo Or Chiwetel Ejiofor? by StFunmi(op): 4:24pm On Feb 25, 2009
I think Chiwetel is more succesful but David is surely hotter. I hate both of them tho cos they do nothing but date ugly white women.
PoliticsRe: Fire For Fire, Can Tells Southern Nigerians by StFunmi(op): 4:23pm On Feb 25, 2009
is the law meant to make ur massacre legal or something?
Yes yes yes my lord.
PoliticsRe: Fire For Fire, Can Tells Southern Nigerians by StFunmi(op): 4:22pm On Feb 25, 2009
nigeria shld divide
For real. To your tents O Nigeria. What shall we do to the mixed states like Kogi or Kwara?
Music/RadioRe: Ruffcoin: Nwa Aba by StFunmi(f): 4:21pm On Feb 25, 2009
Funny tho but couldn't understand parts of it because they are in vernacular.
PoliticsRe: Fire For Fire, Can Tells Southern Nigerians by StFunmi(op): 4:19pm On Feb 25, 2009
start by booking ur one way ticket to nigeria. be sure to make it there by saturday so u'll get debriefed by sunday and by monday morning you'll be ready and start bringing/cutting people down.
Haba, dem never pass the law na. Cool down my lord. tongue tongue tongue

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