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With the proliferation of arms everywhere in Naija, it was only a matter of time before we descended into this kind of chaos.

Can you imagine right to bear arms in Naija? Minor traffic accidents and road rage would turn to homicide. Children would start shooting their parents for flogging them. Biafra would not need to raise funds to declare secession, everyone would just fall out into the street with their pre-owned firearms and start a war. If only to keep arms out of Biafra, this bill will never pass Congress.

Who cares what Biafra does. We can't continue folding our arms while they keep massacring us.

Finally, BecomeRich has a financial source that will finance his dream. It'll only be a matter of minutes before he spams this thread.

are u willing to lead the line? are u willing to bear arms urself and draw the first blood? are you willing to start the massacre you proposed above?

Yes yes yes my lord.

News going round is that Iweka and Aba boys are trying to find out what the names of the roasted sound like.

If you let them get away with this one again, they'll try another in 2 months time. Enough is enough!

It's time we show this people that we were not created for our muttons. I propose total massacre even if they are yet to start the riot.

Na wa oh! Nigeria1/Becomerich's satellite madness has entered wikipedia! Shocked Grin Grin

His population figures based on satellite maps was used to estimate population as well, someone now claims they are 'closer to true figures' Cheesy Grin Grin

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demographics_of_Nigeria

Even going by the 'satellite figures'

SW (excluding Lagos ) 25,168,456

SE 16,203,879

This even worsens the case - with these figures, we are 36% more than the Igbos, but with at least 10% lower applications to university! Shocked

Given Becomerich's clear bias, I suspect the Yoruba figures are inflated, but the Igbo figure remains close to what the likely flawed 2006 'census' reports.

Roflmao

Religious crisis: CAN wants Nigerians to carry arms
• Berates Yar'Adua, Jonathan over Bauchi violence
From Ofunu Idoko in Abuja, 02.24.2009

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Christian Association of Nigeria (CAN) yesterdaydisclosed that it was  considering sending a bill that would allow  every  adult to carry arms as a way of checking unwarranted attacks to the National  Assembly.


The  body also took a swipe at what it called the non-challant attitude of President Umaru Musa Yar Adua and Vice President Goodluck Jonathan to the violent  crisis in some parts of the North, asking  them to resign if they cannot proffer solutions to the problem.

Reviewing the religious crisis in Bauchi and the attendant death toll,   CAN  Secretary General,  Samuel S. Salifu , said at a news conference that it was passing a vote of no confidence on Yar'Adua and Jonathan  for their alleged inability to proffer solutions to the crisis.

CAN said it received the news of the killings in Bauchi over the weekend with deep pain and sorrow, adding that it was considering sending a bill to the National Assembly on gun ownership in the country.

“We met this morning and we are considering sending a bill to the National Assembly to facilitate adults who are twenty one years and above to make it legal to own arms and weapons.

“Everybody should buy his own gun, Right now,  as we are talking, they are still killing people in Bauchi. Where are the security people?" he said.

CAN said reports from  Bauchi State showed that about 11 Nigerians were burnt to death out of which six were christians while three were burnt beyond recognition. It said  12 churches and a mosque were burnt and several houses destroyed over the weekend in the mayhem.

According to the CAN  scribe, “over the weekend and even today (yesterday), we got the reports on the killings and we tried to reach on phone one of the Special Advisers to the Governor by name Adamu, who assured us that the situation was under control but thereafter I asked him to call me back but he didn’t up till now. We also tried to reach the Vice President on the situation but could not.

“ What bothers us most is that the president and vice president of this country have the responsibility of providing security for the citizens, The perception there fore to CAN is that the President and the Vice are very weak in tackling the situation”.

Because if these things happens in other parts of the world, in whatever  form, you find the president coming out to address the country.

“This is not the first time we have been having this in this country. We had it during Shagari time, he was a muslim too, but he talked on it,  so we don’t know why our present president is dumb and is saying nothing. As Christians with options , we are expecting the president to come out and condemn this act as soon as possible. Life is sacred and it must be respected. If he finds it very difficult, himself and his vice and they are not intending to take responsibility, then they should resign."


http://odili.net/news/source/2009/feb/24/210.html

privacy is sacred.

I don't think Tope needs a search warrant to invade your privacy.

Never ever let a woman dictate the pace of ur lovemaking. .

When will a woman have the time to dictate when the exercise usually lasts for only a minute?

Never Never EVER let a woman near your email, facebook account information, cellphone e.t.c.

What are you hiding from Tope?

Never let a man catch you texting while he's going down on you.

Roflmao

I heard Jim Iyke and Ini Slut-DO were crying!
Why?
Because they didnt get an OSCAR!!
Is this true?

Jim iyk was crying because Paris Hilton wouldn't allow him sleep with her that night.

Never let your man allow his mother to push you around.

2003-2004 are also welcome.

Never let your man travel to Nigeria alone otherwise he'll spend all his money in Unilag.

Never let your man hang out in madam top chics restraunt. That's a recipe for cheating because the owner will be arranging chics for him.

She's hungry. . .No thanx to the recession.
LadyT has been feeding on potatoes like a rabbit.

Potato sef dey cost. It's not as if she's poisoning herself with beans.

Ya panties are all infection sites.
The last time your Tomcat sniffed your panties. . . .He caught pinkey

Roflmao  

Never ever let a woman like LadyT give you a Mouth Gig.
She's so hungry she might bite your cap off.

Are you sure she's hungry or annoyed that your hotdog is too small?

take a note from funmis mistake never ever let an untrained man like sauron wash your undies.

Sauron is a creep, he steals them from my dry cleaners for the purpose of sniffing them. I don't know what he derives from that.

Just like St. Funmi's infested torn panties.

Torn what?. I wear seductive victorias secret that can make you vomit sperm from your mouth.  

Not when the woman is 30+
Desperation is imminent.

Whareva. 30+ is just  a number.

Never ever let a man convince you he's holy and pure. Before you know it he'll have your underwear off

And before know it, you are pregnant.

never ever let osunamazon cook stew for you.

she sometimes washes her genitals into the pot of stew.

Roflmao


Never let an Egba man marry you, he'll definitely put magun on you.

Never let a man put on your necklace for you. Because I guarantee you, he's looking down your  Lips sealed and will eventually touch you

Writing from experience?

Never show a man that you are crazy about marriage, you'll definitely turn into his foot mat.

Never let any man like David Dylan promise you marriage if you are related to OYB.

never ever let a pregnant woman lure you into her bed.

you might damage the baby's head.

You creep.

Negro I am disappointed.

The page you claimed ended in '.php' doesn't end in that - the domain is still '.com' but the particular page you mentioned was scripted using php. PHP is a widely-used general-purpose scripting language that is especially suited for Web development and can be embedded into HTML.There is no Philippines connection in this. In essence, link 1 & 2 refer to the same website - one is the homepage, the other refers to a sub page.

Second correction, a '.com' domain is used primarily by US based companies but not exclusively, if not, nairaland.com would have to be a US company.

I don't think there is a 'fake' site out there as you claim, the jamb.org.ng site was set up PRIMARILY as a site for making payments/conducting online registration with JAMB - paying application fees and the like, while the other site is set up as a depository of analytical data on JAMB admission data and the like. The two sites are legal, but with varying purposes. It is not implausible that a contract was given out for a new JAMB website in ignorance of the existence of a previous one.

You have not only displayed a poor grasp of web terminology, but instead of focusing on the matter, you decided to once again invent a conspiracy theory to explain it away. Sad

What is it with you and conspiracy theories anyway?

Cut Negro some slacks here. He's a lawyer and not a mathematician, please.