₦airaland Forum

waternogetenemy:
Afonja leave my state.

Any patient suffering from the pangs of Ipobic Plague Disease is known to lose the ability for robust reasoning.

Instead bisyllabic and trisyllabic words like coward, afonja, osu, envy etc, is all that the brain can muster after much effort, however unrelated the retort is to the subject matter.

tonididdy:
I JUST WANNA MAKE COMMON SENSE and hope the govt reads this.

lastnight....i had a revelation on how to reduce hunger and food prices in our Nation.

the answer is FREE LABOUR....thanks to prison inmates.
the government should provide large farming lands and flood these lands with inmates(prisoners), they will do anything for freedom or reduced sentences.

make them FARM FOR FREEDOM .




what do u think?

You are a thinking man.

The problem would be how to avoid the numerous jailbird situations that will arise in a terrain so far removed from the limiting walls our lazy and untrained prison wardens are used to.

Infact some criminal syndicates would use that opportunity to free their incacerated members by laying siege on the farmlands.

I watched the game. I believe it was held in 1998 in preparation for the world cup.

There was also another one of Team World vs Team Europe that was also held just before the world cup.

seunmsg:
The president had done the honourable thing by handing over to his vice president. The acting president is now effectively in charge of the government and there is no power vacuum like the type that existed during the Yar'adua saga. At this point, we should be praying for him instead of all the unnecessary outcry.

That is why I wonder why people are so worried(happy) about the President's health.

He has handed over to the VicePresident who is now acting. Let his family worry over his health privately.

The ever emotional and sentimental Igbo.

Bring your head let me rub it while saying sorry.

Are you happy now?

What a miserable life.

Even an adult married brother of the state governor also lives in government house with his own family, and to be fed with tax payers funds?

Now I know why the feeding budget at state and federal government houses is always very high, and cutlery replacement is always required yearly.

PDP is dead and was buried.

A ghost cannot win elections.

adadike281:
Well, the protest is bigger than u. Coward!

Everyone is a coward to an IPOB youth. Their brain cannot articulate any opinion beyond such myopic simplicity.

I'm even surprised you didn't call him Afonja?

Someone's life might just have been saved, but for an ever miserable patient of the Ipobic plague, it is wise to lose lives arrogantly now, only to wail about it years later with inflated statistics of the actual victims.

As an aside, did you join the protest against subsidy removal in 2012? Or were you a coward watching events unfold on TV, while labelling the patriots of that sane struggle as paid protesters of opposition elements?

Did you enjoy the results obtained from that 2012 protest with fuel price reduction, as every sane Nigerian did?

A lot of wailers won't be able to answer the question.

They still cannot explain why the government of GEJ was borrowing to pay federal civil servants salaries in February, March and April 2015. This was just 8 months into crash of crudeoil price.
For a government that had earned the highest rates ever for the previous 4yrs but reduced the foreign reserves from $47b to $30b in its 5yrs tenure, is a failure who would have brought greater misery to Nigerians.

tankara1010:
Afonjas preaching about hate but if you go back in history you will see that the biggest hater ever to grace Nigeria and Africa was Awolowo for starving 7 million Biafrran children cold blooded to death...he watched them die! As if that was not enough, he expropriated the wealth of their fathers and gave them only 25 pounds each. While he was perpetrating this monstrous evil, he was at the same time giving his kinsmen free scholarships.

So it is now 7million?

I love the way you lots gift yourselves more misery statistics.

Before the next century the casualties of the war would have been inflated to 25million from the original 1million.
Discerning minds would wonder if those that died arose to die again.

As for your support or lack of it, the constitution has made such irrelevant.

Nofuckgiven:
Can someone explain how Ayeomi from Ondo state is an Ijaw person?? Because ayam not understanding oh

The same way Kingsley Kuku who was the militant's ammnesty programme special assistant to President Jonathan, is both Ijaw and from same Ondo state.

Oge807:
This Victor guy is better off injured an sorry to say. Na rugby player e suppose be sef... E no Sabi ball, Mike play pass an sef

I concur.

Someone said he ought to have been a rugby player instead. I also concur.

He's one of the many flops that Nigeria convinced to play for her. Victor Moses was also following the floppy footsteps until recently.

When will IPOB meet with Putin, Trump or Netanyahu to discuss the planned breakup of Nigeria and the destruction of the country beyond the Somalian condition, as promised by a miscreant who is now cell block president and Eze Ndigbo of Kuje Prison?

Till today, some are still waiting for "whiteman" to give them jobs in Nigeria or solve their problems.

Even the police and Nigerian judges respect "whiteman" more than their fellow Nigerian citizen.

I just hope for their sake "whiteman" doesn't disappoint the way Putin and Benjamin Netanyahu disappointed some Africans.

1 year is enough to have at least the Aso Rock Clinic and National Hospital Abuja up to a reputable standard in terms of medical equipment, administrative procedures and processes, and man power.

This is point blank failure as judged by his own voiced standard.

I hope the masses also have medical coverage for international healthcare.

Please show the mentally handicapped conspiracy theorists your flight ticket to the UK.

They will never be convinced about anything even if the matter gave them a hot slap of reality.

EgusiSoup:
Are you not tired of this unguarded exhibition of raw foolishness?

Elegusi, what is your own brilliant expose on Buhari's false vacation in the UK?

Let me guess.

Why is he not wearing a snow cap in the room while it is snowing in the UK?
His snow boot should have been captured in the picture?
We don't see any frostbite on his body?
He should have been drinking tea, since tea is loved in the UK?
The TV station should have been Sky news or BBC. Channels TV shows he's in Nigeria.
The room should have been painted Red, White, and Blue in UK and England colours.
He is speaking Hausa in the picture, the picture should have shown him speaking queens English since he claims to be in the UK.

Have I dumbed down my intelligence enough to qualify as a miserable wailer?


One idiot claimed he did not see any central heating in the picture, a necessity in British home design especially now during the winter, as though the picture we all see is of the schematic of the house or room, or a realtor's marketing photo album of a house up for sale.

I entertained his stupidity and told him because I also cannot see a door in that picture that shows very little of the room, I have employed his stupid logic and concluded that the room certainly has no door. The puzzle then is, how did Buhari gain entry into this room?

I will continue to torment your stupidity till you acquire intelligence by force.

KingOfAmebo:
So, you had all the time to type the above trash...typical of an educated fool. Wake up from your dysfunctional and myopic sense of reasoning...the better you realise your "Super Hero" Buhari has failed Nigerians the better for your health...the crashing economy is visible to the eyes and audible to the ears but sadly only you and a few destined zombies wouldn't know this, to you and your fellow zombies Buhari and APC can never tell a lie, infact they have never lied(Lai Muhammad is the most truthful human being God blessed Nigeria with)...again I repeat, my 7 year old cousin is far smarter than an educated, irredeemably foolish, apologetic graduate like you...you need to refund whoever sponsored your education, what a waste and a disgrace, You should be grateful I had the time to point out the disease eating deep into your empty skull.

Last Bullet:

I would be ashamed if I were your classmate in school...I can forgive you if you were under the influence of alcohol or Oshogbo weed but your case is way beyond that...this is purely a mental disorder, you need to visit the hospital for brain scan as soon as possible.

Did I just take you to the cleaners?...sorry I had to cuz that's were you belong.

So Buhari has failed is the reason for your propaganda? So all you've been alluding to about whether Buhari is in the UK or not is not based on any logical thought, but borne out of frustration?

Keep talking and revealing you're actually on a mission.

This is not about the Nigerian state of affairs or whether someone is APC or PDP. This is about the fact that a president is on a private vacation and at a stated location that has now been disputed by a mob of deplorables who look for irrelevant evidences and articulate mentally depreciating arguments to prove a point based on an agenda to vent their frustration.

Atleast I managed to draw you out of your facade of innocent questions, and have exposed you with your own words as someone who has an agenda.

You're ashamed because I proved your paperweight 7 reasons as thoughts from someone who is mentally handicapped?
Imagine the point about the position of the TV? I reckon in the UK, TV sets are hung on the ceiling while viewers look up with a stiff neck?
I swear, you're really miserable with your points.

Just admit you're a fool when Buhari returns from the UK and not from a house in Kaduna.

At least everyone would know the village noisemaker has come again if you try such shenanigans again.

KingOfAmebo:
Have you noticed you are the only one trying so damn hard to defend your gullibility? No you can't notice this cuz you are too dumb to notice it despite other sensible people trying to help you...a fool never accepts his foolishness. Better you remain a fool rather than people helping you to have a little sense.

Final shot: you are irredeemably gullible, your case is beyond repair.

Not many have the time to educate conspiracy theorists who have become so enamoured with their own delusions, hence the reason why many viewed your post and retraced their steps back into the sphere of sane minds. That does not erase the fact that miserable people know how to find themselves, hence the support you have received from fellow thomases.

That I have chosen not to just view your post, but show you your stupidity, is the least I can contribute to our falling educational standards.

When Buhari is shown returning from the UK and not from Kaduna, I hope you would voluntarily call yourself a fool then, unbidden?

I will be waiting to hand you your dunce cap then.

You are irredeemably handicapped, mentally.

Where is the 3rd tier of government, the local government?

KidsNEXTdoor:
Wow
234 people
In a sane county heads will roll
In a sane nation days of mourning will be declared
In a sane clime the president will address the nation and console victims family and survivors physically

President Buhari is taking selfies in an undisclosed location in London

Indeed!

Nigeria remains a nation of victims, very few citizens.

This doesn't come as a surprise.

Statement or no statement, the available evidence presented in court will convict you or set you free, and by extension, indict Jonathan or clear him.

You are the accused in your own prosecution, not the star witness. The only words from you that matter is the initial plea of Guilty or Not Guilty. Having plead Not Guilty, your prosecution has since begun.

Clinton9000:
Afonja...they cannot reason!

Haaaase!

I have searched through history yet found no name or notable event documented by which to even call you.

Haaaase!

Next time you can't find an intelligent retort, better to lay low.

That has been the PDP way with federal budgets, and reached new heights with the Jonathan regime. I reckon the budget for the secretariat was also to be funded via the Dasuki ONSA account, while the actual funds raised would have been disbursed to party bigwigs under the pretence of mobilizing for elections, in total departure from the purpose for which it was raised.

If OBJ can grow the foreign reserves despite low oil price and still increase minimum wage. if Yar Adua can also grow the same foreign reserves and still subsidise the economy to the tune of about $16b in the advent of the 2008 global financial crisis. Then I marvel at Jonathan's depletion of inherited foreign reserves from $47b to $30b within 5yrs, despite earning unprecedented high crude oil sales in the first 4yrs of the 5yrs regime.

sweerychick:
I don't expect to see nothing but all im saying is that a more revealing picture should have been enough or a public appearance.

He hasn't gone to the UK on official or public speaking or meetings.

Let him enjoy his privacy for Christ sake.

If he shot a public event picture, another round of debate would ensue that he's wearing Gucci shoes or Fendi spectacles.
He stays private, yet lamentations would not seize?

sweerychick:
quit being childish and naive! I personally doubt that picture too. Maybe it was taken in the UK or not but in this modern era of photo shopping anything is possible. Besides why hasn't the president made any public appearance to ease the curiosity about his condition. Another thing is why only his side view captured any person can claim to be PMB in that pic because it doesn't reveal his entire self. This was exactly what happened to late president umaru musa yaradua. His cronies kept feeding us with lies about his health status until he finally kicked the bucket. I wish pmb safe trip and good health status.

Were you expecting to see the president pose for the picture of him relaxing with the TV and making personal calls?

Do you know what a candid shot is?

He is on a private vacation. He does not owe every person who chooses to start a campaign of lies a rebuttal that is of their own decided specification.

Let the man be!

If you do not see him return after his official vacation tenure, then you can join the bandwagon of conspiracy theorists with all objectivity.

RonJeremy:
It doesn't look like a London interior. I can't see any central heating system and the Daura President can't survive a minute without it. Also his legs look photoshopped, one is black and the other looking bleached.

I love how you managed to capture the whole schematic of the building/room with just a picture that captures an unknown fraction of an unknown room area.

I'm baffled!

I can't see any door too in the picture, so it definitely has no door. How did Buhari manage to get inside?

RonJeremy:
It doesn't look like a London interior. I can't see any central heating system and the Daura President can't survive a minute without it. Also his legs look photoshopped, one is black and the other looking bleached.

Another theorist on the loose.

owopokiri:
Why are you barking upandan? Are you quarreling with your wife or somethings? I haven't seen anything on this thread yet that will provoke you this much. Go out outside and get some fresh air..

I reckon your stupidity has dawned on you. Don't try to hush me up.

Also don't thank me for your enlightenment, I do it pro bono so as to spare anyone else the feeling of egg on the face that you're feeling now.

owopokiri:
Didnt know that some other people noticed the "Nigerianess" of that miserably furnished room. The window blinds are the first to draw your attention. They are everywhere. It is only in Nigeria that you see window blinds covering doors.., sometimes you even see window blinds covering the whole 4 walls of the room. That was the first give-away for me. Then the red rug..., a typical Nigerian color for rugs inside the rooms..Even the positioning of the TV. TVs are normally set against the wall. . . It certainly looks like a room in Nigeria unless as the second poster said, "a room furnished by a Nigerian". But certainly there are many stuffs in that room screaming "Nigerian"..

I don't know where minds like yours are bred? That place certainly needs to be fumigated to save Nigeria from the emergence of mentally handicapped citizens.

Below are the other give-aways you missed.

Didn't you also notice the TV is a typical Nigerian TV?
I could also smell the aroma of Amala and Ewedu from the picture. Being in UK, the picture should have been dissipating the smell of fish and chips.
I also do not see any white person in the picture. How can he be in the UK without being with white people?
How come it is not snowing inside the room, is it not snowing in the UK now?
Why is the room not gold plated? How can an African leader survive such a simple interior?
Infact, if it was Buhari in the picture, his ADC should have been standing beside the TV.
What is the Nigerian flag doing in the apartment of the Nigerian President in UK? It ought to have been the Union Jack on display like the colonial era.

Should I entertain your infectious idiocy furthermore?

santino09:
aside that think about these
1. He was answering a call n was still watching TV with the sound not mute

2. We didn't see his face

3. He was relaxed, crossed legs but still put on a cap

4. APC have told more lies than any establishment existing

5. We only saw one picture and one reason to believe he's OK

6. We were told he'd travel today being Monday n not 2 days ago, why the rush

7. Who goes on holiday at the beginning of the year

Only 7 reasons? Why not give us 77 reasons?

Imagine the analysis of Buhari's sitting position and dressing? Idleness has made a lot of minds negatively creative.

If he had gone in April you would have wondered why vacation close to Easter. If July, you would have wondered why during the summer holiday like a school kid.

That your opinion is irrelevant to when a President would take his leave should not come to you as a shock.