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delishpot:
LoL. Better for me. Dont worry others will read it...#AshawoManager. Sell well o.
I hail thine P.IMPSHIP. May P.IMPING continue to be your only source of income.

E dey pay nah. D free pressing for u nor dey pay still don't hate okay. Morning... Hehehe

We dey press dey go. Be making our moneyyyyy...

delishpot:
If na the spelling go make you miss buy abeg no buy eig for her. I hope say you smart enough to know say na wig I mean sha. Ehen we don already d3cide say A.shawo fit her na. we don gree say my own I dey very abnormal to save am for only 1 person to press for free.
So now we dey look for ways to expose and promote your P.IMPDOM and your marchandise So that corssy go get more pressers.

Again I didn't read d epistle biiiitch!

delishpot:
Naaaa! we have to roll around NL. When I see your machines I must alert and hail you. Abi you no like am so? We get to honour your P.IMPSHIP. We get to dey hail your achievements na. #Ashawomanager

NB Try buy her better weave. That eig wey she wear for head be like say she snatch a rat's nest from under her gas cooker.

Yes nah! Tell dem make dem press ur own elevate ur life. I go buy new 'eig' for am nor worry. Worry bout urs. Her rat nest dey move, we like am like that.

delishpot:
stonecoldcafe come and see your marketer o. Come and tell how proud a P.I.MP you are.

Oh yes d ministry is moving! E dey pain u abi? Too bad, you r here again commenting on my money making machine. I know u wish...

Scorned haaag. Let's stay one place. With d battle huh

delishpot:
unfortunately the reason wey kobo kobo nor dey come out of my own na because I nor dey use am as career. My own money dey come through my brain and hardwork When I decide to use my body na for pleasure between me and my swerry and we nor dey ask for payment before service. My BODY is not for SALE. Thank you for your kind offer but I will pass. You don turn corssy to #WWW .she don become every nations play thing no thanks to you. Your plan to to sag her body before time.
I agree and I preffere as my own na only 1 person dey press am for the very inside of room.
Next stop na for you to pi.mp ya wife so she go use her own assets dey feed you since you clearly no mind say woman go nakid and bang million men just to fit carry LV bag. And to you, travel abroad to sell body na achievement........continue!
Your moral level don reach O abeg no join the gang wey dey rape their daughters finish dash dem #100 to buy sweet and chewingum. I for advice the government to track and monitor you so that as soon as you born girl dem carry her come give me. Make I for fit take my hand train the innocent child. Because you go rape her and dash her money so she can learn to be the next corssy to be bringing in money for you and taking you to germany on her W.horing runs.
I like you sha, you be professional A.shawo manager and you dey defend your turf and machine well well. you answer the name with Pride. Inshort you take your career sew Agbada wear for body. I hail thee.

I realise say once person be PI.IMP and the person no see any big deal in his career no amount of talk(writing) go nake am change. Carry go jarey. I support corssy. Next stop JAPAN at least she go sell more there for you. there women no get boobs so corssy go surely service their appetite well. After that take her to China. I support you and her. She must show those boobs to the whole world. When she even finish to show groups. You fit book house service for her. Make she dey go house to house dey show them boobies. If people come tire to see them boobs, you kukuma put am for discount 2 boob shows for the price of 1 after that she go don fade small again. You come start to add discount coupon for magazines for her so people fit gather coupons take order her services. Since she clearly no get the ability to use her brain and hands work.

Sadly I didn't read dis shiiit dis time around - I swear. LOLZ

Go let dem keep pressing ur pancake for free. Leave d one who is using hers to tour and build house. Ntorrrrrrrr!

delishpot:
Hahahhaha, Small pikin dey worry you. So na only who dem press breast for public dey get sonething? Hahahahahha, So other girls wey d3y cover bobby nor get money reach your cossy? Yout comment shiw say you just want talk make e be say you talk. I no get time argue with your type too childish for me. Oya you win. Ehm my bobby wey dem dey press for inside room never bring anything . I rather manage am like that than to travel go germany go w.hore for public for money thank you.

At least u agree dem dey press ur own with no gain. @least na Cossy own don carry am go Germany. Hate less wh0ree spotter!

Barselonia:
I never like the idea of a nanny take care of my children when I give birth sha....... na Which kind work the woman is doing that to take of her children is not allowed......


I pray Dey don't abuse your children. ...


respect to my mum. ......

Some women have professional lives you know. Not everyone is a housewife or business woman with flexible working hours. Shout out to my mum

delishpot:
Pained ke? Childish talk I don hear you.#AshawoManager.

Yes nah. Is that all you got? Hehehe
At least dem dey press her breaast and something dey come out from am. You when dey dey press your breaastt for secret wetin dey come from am?

Divineluv14:
35 who's her husband

You are a lady too. Protect your fellow woman and don't judge so u may not be judged. Are you happily married with kids? Do you have everything working for you? Judge not

delishpot:
Lol. Where you see my ass? Tell your article to get you more of her friends na. You know I think its whoring but since you say its a good business ask cossy to recruit her pals for you. I will spot them on when you send them into the field for marketing and will let you know.
Well done my dear. Sell well.

U are so pained dear maybe cos u got pancake chest. Let who has flaunt hers. Its built her a house. Don't be so bitter biiitch! Now get lost...

Ioannes:
How does posting this on Nairaland help your marriage weather the storm? instead of you to post your problems to God you are posting it here, were you told that God visits Nairaland ni?

Do u know her personally? Y are u so pained? We are here to learn from her mistakes. Don't encourage the culture of slowly dying. Let her speak!

delishpot:
Okay o. At least you did not find me calling you what you are an insult You answered the name with pride P.IMP! Eh! As.hawo manager let me leave you to your job. May your marketer sell well o.

E go sell well! Wh0rre spotter! As.hawo too; see you later there! Yes nah, amma pIIImp ya as..s too.

Hmm!

delishpot:
BTW are you her love-vendor?

Yes, I am her pim..p now get lost. See who dey cuss person sef

AdoraAmadi:
Nigerian Instagram celebrity, Miss Ginakas, who is known for flaunting her super luxurious lifestyle to her over 60,000 IG followers is currently on blast on Instagram after she was caught red handed telling a big fat lie.

Miss Ginakas last week posted this picture you see above on her IG page and said it was her parents' house. As usual, she thought she had gotten away with the lie. But unknown to her, the person that owns the house, Dan Etete, a Minister of Petroleum under Gen. Abacha, has a son on Instagram ie Nigerian singer, David Kosowei Etete a.k.a P.R.E.

PRE's attention was drawn to Miss Ginakas picture and claim and he couldn't believe his eyes. Immediately, PRE put the hot chick on blast. To make matters matters words, he notified his friend, Davido and Specialspesh about Gina's claims and they all had a good laugh at her fake life. Miss Ginakashas since deleted the picture. PRE's posts continue after the cut.

http://www.lailasblog.com/2015/09/nigerian-ig-big-girl-exposed-after-she.html

No such thing as bad publicity. I just checked her on IG and i've started following her.

delishpot:
W.H.O.R.E! Try and change your ways. You can be a better soul who doesnt go about teasing men with her body parts.

Listen live and let live, don't insult anyone here. You are fellow woman calling her LovePeddler is even more whor.ish!!!

Let's go there!

chukwudi44:
SARAKI IS STILL IN HIS OFFICE DRINKING TEA AND YOU ARE HERE RANTING!!! I EXPECTED MORE FROM YOU FOOLS.ORDINARY COMMISSIONER OSINBANJO CANNOT DO MORE THAN A DEAD RAT.THE STUPID PROFESSOR OF LAW AGREED TO BECOME A DEPUTY TO A COMMON SECONDARY SCHOL DROPOUT!!! THAT MAN IS A DISGRACE TO PROFESSOPRS AND SANs EVERY WHERE

Easy now! Don't burst a vein. Its your type that will prostrate for Osinbanjo when you finally meet him.

ismart I swear, I did not add nor subtract from what I explained. I wish I had known, I would have made a voice not of my convo with my aunt.

The girl does nothing! absolutely nothing. she just sit and receive money from my cousin. My cousin is trying t be a good guy and take good care of her but you sef reason am na... I know you find it hard to believe.; i didn't decide to make vow of not giving a woman complete right even if she had 100 kids for me for nothing... what I mean is that I can not be manipulated.

Why are you so painedddddddddddddddddddddddddddd? What is your business here? Why not try to mind your business?

My aunt is an extremely good woman and a mother.

Everyone claims they are.

Part of the reason why I had to stay with her for that 2 months was because despite the injury she had, she followed me to go see where her sister(my monther) was buried. I even told her to rest awhile. she said no that we should continue. I was touched that day I swear.

I have been vindicated, YOU ARE WITHOUT A JOB!

ismart:
I remember saying having a child for me isn't a guarantee that a woman will remain in my house.

People attacked me without understanding why I made such statement.

Some 4 months ago, my cousin had his first child. My aunt, being the mother in law to be made sure she (daughter in law to be) got the best care. She took care of the daughter in law to be, bathed her grandchild every morning, afternoon and night.

After a month plus, my aunt followed her son to his house and continued with the care for another 1 month plus.

However due to an accident she had in 2012, she had to undergo proper surgery to straighten her leg because after the accident, no surgery was done but just traditional treament which didn't do much as the leg, a few CM above the ankle was bent and you can see the protruding bone.

Being hardworking woman, she did a lot of works with the leg.

I travelled to Lagos and when I returned, I was informed that she was in the hospital. I had to move to her sisters house same day so I can check on her.

On gettting there I saw her on the hospital bed. Few weeks later she was discharged from hospital.

This daughter in law to be was rarely around. When she comes, she would barely spend up to an hour before leaving. She has NEVER washed my aunt's clothes. Through out the 2 months that my aunt was discharged from hospital, the girl NEVER bought anything for my aunt as a mother in law to her. She NEVER stayed to take care of her. Absolutely NOTHING can be accounted for as a gain she contributes to the family system.

My aunt's only daughter died early 2000s and this girl could have easily played that role.

Last time she visited I was told she was around I didn't bother to come out to see her cos I was just to displeased.

While we were away, robber buggled into my aunt's house. This girl came, she couldn't arrange her mother in law's clothes nor sweep the room she occupied when she delivered. The best she could do was brought out her iphone, one my cousin bought, and started taking pictures of the damages and calling my cousin on phone to even magnify and exaggerate what happened.

In that two months I have been the one who would lift my aunt, get her crunches, wash her clothes, follow her to the hospital etc.

Today my aunt finally returned to her home after doctor told her that she can start putting the leg on ground while she walks. She had to call her sister's daughter to come and cook for her. Though I had wanted to do the cooking.


While I was with her in her room. She told me that the daughter in law was feeling pompous. I said to her that I have noticed but wondered why she kept quiet all along. She said she was just taking her time. So I told her what I expected of her daughter in law to be and that this problem had better be nipped in the bud before it's too late. I asked her what if she was quite older than her current age such that she can't move around. We talked more at length and she told me her mind. She also told me that she called the girl and informed her that she has arrived home. The girl didn't even bother to ask about cooking or gave any hint if she would come.

The son is currently out of the country. He bought this girl a car, took her South Africa and Dubai on vacation.

My aunt told me that while I was away at one time, they were making plans for introduction. This girl, though not yet strong cos of child delivery, made a decision to start business. My aunt suggested that wait for you to heal and you know you had this child via CS. She flaired up and I learned earlier she said what right does my aunt have to dictate for her. There was a serious quarel between her and my cousin.

My aunt has resolved that once her son comes back, they will discuss and possibly put a stop to her madness.

I have seen this game played over and over again. A girl brings out her real colours after a child or after marriage. That's why I said to myself, a child isn't a guarantee that a woman will remain in my house but her manners.

This girl in question is completely nothing to write home about...

I dislike people like you. It is your type that ruins marriages and some stupid men listen to BIL like you people. You act like you have everything going for you like your life is perfect and you can never make a mistake. You judge women and wives even girlfriends who never enter house yet you aint even married, YOU'VE GOT NO FUVCKING CLUE! You judge a woman when she drop cup, pick cup, she nor smile, she nor dey helpful, she nor bend down well, she nor wash house, she nor mop, she nor do this and that yet you are the most imperfect of all creatures. Only weak men listen to your type and break their homes for you. YOU WILL FAIL THIS TIME AND YES I AM SCREAMING. IF YOU LIKE DRIVE YOUR WIFE ABI GIRLFRIEND AND END UP WITH KIDS OUT OF WEDLOCK BUT THIS YOUR COUSIN WILL HAVE A HOME INTACT! YOU GO AND RUIN YOURS.

I have see this scene play out time and time again and let me tell you something, that girl will [size=28pt]NOT GO ANYWHERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [/size] Your cousin is not stupid like you. He made a baby with her and they will marry and there is nothing you and your aunty can do about that.

I think its sad that you are a man yet you are acting like sissy in this case. Its usually women that act the role you are currently playing. Listen i am not here to defend the girl or say she is an angel or not but all i'd say is ''MIND YOUR DAMN BUSINESS!''

Your type is the home wrecker, you are already plotting and scheming with the elderly woman and discussing Dubai and co that her hubby or hubby to be is doing; LISTEN MAN, GO AND MIND YOUR DAMN BLOODY BUSINESS!

Let me ask you again, do you have a proper job like a nine to five? I don't think you do cos if you did, you wouldn't involve yourself with stuff like what you are currently doing. You will get a help who will help your aunty as she recovers. You may not be there for 2 whole months helping her bathe, cleanup, wash clothes , cook and move around with her crutches. Again same for the brother's wife to be. You wont expect her to run from where ever she is to come cos your aunty just go back from hospital. SHE WILL COME WHEN SHE CAN. SHAME ON YOU!

Go get yourself a job, a proper one like your cousin so you can get busy and even travel abroad with your wife to be, then you wont have the time to do amebo like market woman. Again it's the lady's business if she wants to carry load on her head with her CS stitches! Your aunty, you, your family cant stop her from making a living. If you probably had a successful business going for you, you'd understand her eagerness to jump right in! Shift the 'fuvck' back a bit and allow that young woman breathe...

kilokeys:
The guy in question got contacted.. He says his email was hacked and the post isnt from him..

At least we try to get to d bottom of issues.. And render help once its authentic... Unlike slacktivists like u.. U just watch, quote and criticise without thinking

Yeah right so did you post that rubbish before or after you quoted him? If you know its a scam, you should be zealous enough to delete it as opposed to answering anyhow.

kilokeys:
Grandfather?

I don't mean to be cold and insensitive.. But just let him rest, do ur best.. Gather up funds and resources, improve urself and the quality of ur life with what u hv gathered so ur grandkids wouldn't seek for alms on NL in future

That was cold and insensitive; you should have just kept quiet. Shame on you!

homesteady:
After reading this thread last night, I went to download the two songs, and they've both made me crazy! Like you said, Both songs got executed with that perfectionist touch.

Sorry it will be betrayal on my path to pick which one is the best they are both good!

I tell ya, pretty hard to choose. I heard Timi's first and I was like WOW! Why have I not heard this before? Dare's is equally good but something bout Timi's slays it for me time and time again.

I agree with you though; its very hard to choose.

Nnemuka:
funny speech....
pray that after your 3rd child, your husband doesn't become very promiscuous.
who churns out 3 babies in 3years and still expect her husband to enjoy sex with her? Your body needs rest......

btw i thought her husband already has 3kids from previous marriage? smh

Women are their own worst enemies. MYB lady

Sanchez01:
You're quite right but I beg to disagree with your assertion concerning "real vocalists". We have them and they're many. Iyanya, Praiz, Tuface, Dare art Alade, Tiwa Savage, Chidinma, Yemi Alade, Timi Dakolo, Omawunmi, Waje, Ige, Banky W, GT da Guitarman, Capital FM, among many others. Again, I beg to differ with "most people don't appreciate real singing talent". We do and the consciousness is fast increasing. It would have been better if you said that genres that support good vocals are not really appreciated here. Auto tune is largely the problem. Who would love to disgrace himself on stage?

I beg to disagree with you on Tiwa Savage and her sister Sheyi Shay (though you didn't include this name in your list)
I have heard this people sing live on stage and they struggled bitterly. I mean bitterly to the point i wanted to drop my drink, run up stage and hug them. Its hard for some of these our so called big folks, you see them sweating tremendously on stage yet sounding wack.

DaBullIT:
Jeeses


I am particularly and exceptionally pissed when someone tries to protect the identity of scums by pixel-ating, blurring the faces of these "Suspects caught in the act"

How are we to sabi and alert security officers when we can't even see their face ?

Everyone is considered innocent until proven guilty by a court of competent jurisdiction.

What sort of lie is this? Dele Momodu is an Edo man nah

AmicableEd:
Please help me, i need to know what people in my shoes would do if this had happened to them.

I had a great love story. Yes, it seemed then. The man came like a rolling stone and hit me so so badly and left me. He felt his pre determined action was accomplished, while l was left nearly a fool.

We met through my close friend. He saw my picture on her Display picture on BBM and pressured her to link him to me.

That was how we got talking. Before you know it he asked me to be his woman. I was glad because l loved him. The attractions was not spontaneous. It grew against all odds.

People cautioned me saying he looked more of a playboy only ready to break hearts. I confronted him with all these things.
To my surprise, he did not hide who he was. To him, that was his past. He had ran away completely from it.

I admired his 'sincerity' and 'honesty'. And l felt that truly many of us had had an ugly past, and when you say you have come to Jesus, and you are seen behaving like a follower of this Christ, who then can condemn you?

This made me grow to like him more. Do l say like? I think he swept me off my feet.

Then he proposed in a dramatic way and we had a beautiful introduction between our two families. Even the way it was packaged, it was more like a wedding ceremony, that you would not expect another.

But that was the way he wanted it. He was traveling out of the country, and would start processing my papers from then, so l was made to believe.

I am 25years old but God, l have seen deceits. I have experienced broken heart. Despite the fact that l prayed. I thought l prayed and received direction.

However, the happenings after the introduction proved otherwise.

I now got to understand that he asked for the elaborate introduction ceremony because he was applying for a marriage visa in UK and he needed pictorial evidence.

I learnt he had already got a fake wedding certificate but needed me to do an appearance for him.

His intention was that once he was out of the country he would cut off all communications between us and leave me waiting endlessly for him.
God is gracious.

My supposed fiancé was expected to process the traveling documents for both of us, but he had gone to the embassy for the interview. Yet he kept me from knowing this. Now, it is almost a year after the introduction ceremony, l have not heard any word from him.

You would say where are his family members in this?

When we were dating, he was the one coming to meet me. We stayed in different but close states. He knew all my family but l only got to know his own on the introduction day.

One friend of his who said he did not want to hide anything from me because he sensed l am too decent to be treated in this manner, had to open up to me on many things. He confessed most of them, on getting to know me felt bad that such was being done to me.

One of them was the way my lover tried setting me up, using another friend of his to toast me and work on me to see if l would fall for the ploy. He wanted to use that as a strong reason for leaving me, that he caught me with another man.

He failed. But l am no more engaged.

My parents are not into the know now. They felt we were passing through a phase as we have some irreconcilable issue we are still working on.
Please tell me. How do l tell family members and friends who witnessed the ceremony and those who had heard about it that l have been left unprotected. No one to call my own. That l am starting again. But, is it not too soon?

The whole thing looks like a bad dream?
Let me quickly wake up from it, Lord.

The shame!

This is my true story. I am devastated that l could fall for a 'sucker'.
I was blind and deaf to all signals received prior our introduction.

Now, l am alone. Where do l go?

I can not stand to hear,'So you have seen what we were telling you.'

Help me.

http://www.kemifilani.com/2015/09/i-had-great-love-story-but-it-turned.html

Better a broken engagement than a broken marriage. You should be happy that it is so. Someone I know married sef but the husband never came from abroad for her again.

After some years, the lady moved on and is happily married today. So count yourself lucky and don't bother about what people will say. People will always talk.

StealthIdeals:
I was recently employed in a farm as an assistant manager. I studied animal production and health. The manager studied political science. Since the resumption at the farm, I direct all activities ranging from feed formulation in the feedmill, animal treatments and handling, biosecurity measure, arable farming etc. The management hold meetings with me alone concerning farm reports, feed managements, sales and anything that concerns the farm's progress. They specifically hired me 'cause animal farming is my field. Note that I'm an expert in animal production and health, agronomy, and agricultural economics. So, I see myself as the manager, cause the only thing the manager does is withdrawing money in the banks to procure farm inputs as a result of decisions reached by me and the management. The manager is using official car, but I'm using nothing. I have no problem with him using the car, but I see it as an insult on my person. Should I protest?

The political scientist is the manager for a reason. Perhaps it is through connections, sheer luck, something you just dont know about or tribal things. Dont create trouble where there is none. One day you will have your turn. It may not even be in this company but you will rise to the very top with all your experience and educational qualification. God maybe preparing you for bigger and better things ahead. Dont ruin it today, HUMILITY PAYS...

[size=28pt]You are not the manager, there is no car for you now so behave yourself![/size]

Kakakino:
The actress is attending her father-in law’s burial, Pa Johnson Adedeji Gentry today.

It's my Father in law's burial! The Glorious Exit of Pa Johnson Adedeji Gentry .....Big thank u to my Glam Squad.... make up by @waomakeoverz , my beautiful dress by my talented designer and aburo @ceoluminee #MrsGentry #iyawojesha #wifyduties"

Hot OR Not?

SOURCE: https://instagram.com/p/7h9kb8SjHl/

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Is it not a burial again? Unless the old man departed at an old age but even then its a burial not a party.