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stefanweeks:
Thats Nasty

Dem Go Pay.... Quote me anywhere

Yemi, u don hammer

FTC

Yes ke! As far say na abroad, dem go give am something small but if na naija, dem go beg.

quiinnBee:
abeg go and marry

You are a lady and you should not be the one to bring down your fellow woman or mock her. Are you married with kids and a good husband? Talk less okay...

nikkiking:
She's save in jesus Name.

Safe you mean...

ZKOSOSO:
Bla bla bla.......... where is she from?
Which primary, second sch, uni or poly did she attend,,,,,,,?

Is She really a Nigerian or Nigerien from maradi?
I know Amina Zubair in 2006.. when has she changed to mohamed?

Is she from Gombe or Kaduna or igbirra?

Let's know too, @OP

When shall we place skill, intellect and know how before tribe in Nigeria? Why are we sooooooooo steeped in tribalism? What did the minister from your state do for your state since the dawn of democracy?

Aint you guys just tired?

Irelokeh:
Thanks bro,I would actually think of that but I uploaded the photos to be free for use anyways

That's great! You're probably doing this as per hobby for now but you've got a gift here. Cheers

Irelokeh:
The phone's name is Karbonn Sparkle V,its an android one device,it goes for 12k on Jumia,the phone is awesome and it takes good pictures too

It sure takes amazing photographs - amazing. The 'healer' picture is amazinggg. That was my best. You should try to put your siggy or something on your work.

HungerBAD:
If them born her HUSBAND well make him complain. Na Outside him go sleep.
Don't say I SAID"TIWA SAVAGE" is the Husband too, in her home.

I don laff tire oooooooo! Nairaland nor go kill me o!

Guyman02:
Jason enters into agreements with the producers on how much he offers them; so how is he cheating them? Last time sound city said they will stop playing P-Square songs because they refused to play for them free at their event.
This guy has promoted Nollywood beyond Africa and we should give him some credit and not call him a cheat.

He also proudly represents BIAFRA on his T-Shirt, Yolobas should let him be

But the Leila lady is a Ghanian...

Teyonie:
I was surprised and sad when I checked his phone and realised that he doesn't keep my text messages even the ones he sends to me but he kept one other one from another lady, what could this mean please? I'm anticipating your opinions o cos I don't want to react wrongly. Thanks.

[size=28pt]You are the side chick. Duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh![/size]

ashmanpolo:
This girl in my area was hanging out with my friends and then she started bitching on me. That she hates me. I like forming. "Everytime he's dressing like an Americana and he doesn't even greet people" That, what am I even feeling like sef?

"Why is he not with you guys today? I always see him here everyday, drinking Heineken and always Laughing out Loud with y'all" She told my friends as she feigned obsessed.

The next day my friends told me about all the swearing so I saw her some days later and greeted her first. The girl is quite pretty BUT not my Speck. I don't do 'yellow paw-paw'. I started the conversation this way:
"Halo swit, my name's Ashman. You' so beautiful"
The young girl started laughing. Every word I said was countered with laughter.
"Are you laughing at me?"
She stopped, whipped her face. Looked straight into my eyes and said:

"I'm laughing because you don't even know how long I've been trying to get your attention" whew!!! I was flattered. For once in my life I felt like the Emperor of Rome. BUT one thing was sure, I can't date this girl. No NEVER.
We exchanged contacts and it's barely two weeks, she walked up to me and handed a parcel to me. "I got this for you"

I got home and opened it this morning. I swear, I saw a brand new Swatch wrist watch; Original Malizia Perfume and a foreign Pee-Jay. That girl must have spent an estimate of 30k. Right now I feel perplexed. I really don't need such gifts from a girl I can NEVER date. I mean NEVER and I also wouldn't want to be indebted to her.

'I know this kinda girls. If they fall in love, e don be for you na. They will remain in your life like Mount Zion that can never be moved. Love go taya you na'

How do I politely return her gifts.
Thanks. Mature responses needed asap.

CC: Farano
Lalasticlala
Ishilove

Send her this link.

She looks really good. Well done!

braimeddy:
OMG! What kind of wickedness is this. And this people will claim they are serving the same God that I'm serving? It's high time they wrath in HELL.

Rot in hell...

Bobbystanley:
Shut that smelly thing you call a mouth.

Nigeria Is cursed. Nothing Good can ever come from it.

What he said was a simple truth. If that old fool at Aso rock can open his mouth and Say Abacha Is not corrupt. Then he should be stoned to death.

Okay

Riodiao:
Nigeria a country where is ok to steal if your from the North, but if you steal and from the south its corruption. Abacha stole over 100billion dollars yet buhari said he is not corrupt but madueke has a scandal of $20billion she's corrupt . The likes of Gwarzo, al Mustapha stole over $800million dollar yet today they are free men. Atiku is wanted in the USA for the haliburton bribery scandal and corruption but today he is free man , no attempt of arrest has been made on him.madueke has been arrested but saraki is a free man. If your a son or daughter of niger delta this is a wake up call . Now its madueke, Very soon these people will come to your bed and kill you in your sleep. Keep cheering for apc and this government. abacha's govt was characterised with high scale of looting and crruption yet abdusalami came on board and never one day probed abachas administration.our own brother GEJ came on board and for the sake of unity,prosperity and the fear of been from a minority refused to probe previous administration.GEj came on board and uncovered wide spread stealling, irregularities on how the north has milked nigeria for over 40years. Gej decide to empower the south, allowing them to steal and loot to enrich and empower the regoin so tge future of our unborn children will be secured yet we join this people who want to own it all,rule forever to call GEJ names, taunt Gej.just like Fayose said GEJ gave it all like JESUS yet we chastize him,abuse him.today because of Gej we can boast of multi millionaires in the private sector from the south. Today the south can boast of over 300 professors, something that was unimmaginable in the military era. The people in the south are to ignorant and short sighted , over the months iv painstainkingly read on wikipedia about the cause of major Gen Orkar coup, the aburi accord.To all militants in the niger delta, now its the time to show you were fighting in the interest of your people. We are not a coward tribe, we fight for our right and freedom not even britain could conquer us. Enough is enough. If madueke goes down for corruption then IBB,danjuma,abacha,atiku etc must all go to jail too for corruption. Buhari can take the position on nigeria president but he can never take our freedom!

You are the problem with Nigeria. Do you want corruption gone or not? I will not be blinded by ethnic sensation and so should you. Please allow Nigeria work in our generation.

Chulex:
It was a very sunny day as I drove from Port harcourt to Ughelli, and as usual I stopped at the the roadside stalls on the highway to buy foodstuff(usually prawns and plantain).

Surprisingly I saw tortoises of various sizes hanging on from the wooden sheds. I got so curious as I have heard of people eating it and I had never tasted it.

So I decided to price one small one, which I eventually bought for #1500. I happily put it in my booth anticipating what delicacy I wud prepare with it.

How to kill it and remove shell now became the next issue, I've only heard of about people removing the shell with very hot water.

Luckily for I found someone who was going to kill but instead of using hot water, the tortoise was heated on a stove to make it easy to remove the meat out of the shell.

That was how I made Banga soup with with tortoise. Unfortunately I don't have photo of the soup but I have the picture of the tortoise and the killing process

Even though all my friends criticized me for eating it, claiming it was an endangered species, I must confess I really enjoyed my Banga soup cooked with tortoise meat(Kinda tasted like chicken)

I dunno but I feel kinda sad seeing those pics. Yeah I know I eat egg and even lamb but still I feel sad with your pics...

delishpot:
Stop bullying the girl. And no one is on your sick "what ever". If I were, I would bite it off! How was "church"

I think I like you. You are feisty and relentless like me ...

Okay church was great and stop being nice to me. I am trouble personified...

delishpot:
Hahaha . my ass is not for sale. Just focus on your womans own. I am sure you guys are fully booked. Now run along, you have some piimping to do.

You sure you don't want your ass piiimped? Cos d way you be mentioning ma name... Tsk tsk

Its Monday tomorrow biiitch; ease off ma dick a bit...

delishpot:
Is his name stonecoldcafe? Sounds like what stonecoldcafe would say and do.
Anyhow, when next he calls you ugly tell him you are still finner than his mother. If he says you will die to touch him tell him a girl he once dated told you his dick is the size of a 3 year old's and if he aint careful you will spread the news around work.
If he reacts by beating you up(cos stonecold is a brute and an abusive fellow) forget I ever adviced you thus
But for real if he bothers you that much report to your boss at work.
Get out your mobile phone and make a video recording or whatever and keep record of his abuse without his knowledge.

if you cant handle stonecoldcafe go hire big guys to beat the hell out of him on a good day







Maybe He wants to sleep with you? Stonecoldcafee is a love-vendor (he told me so himself no lie). Watch out and dont fall for this foolish trap.

So I'm back as I promised. Was that an invitation to treat? Would you like me to make you a proper offer? Do you want to take this outside or what?

I can start by piiimping yo ass doll...

delishpot:
Is his name stonecoldcafe? Sounds like what stonecoldcafe would say and do.
Anyhow, when next he calls you ugly tell him you are still finner than his mother. If he says you will die to touch him tell him a girl he once dated told you his dick is the size of a 3 year old's and if he aint careful you will spread the news around work.
If he reacts by beating you up(cos stonecold is a brute and an abusive fellow) forget I ever adviced you thus
But for real if he bothers you that much report to your boss at work.
Get out your mobile phone and make a video recording or whatever and keep record of his abuse without his knowledge.

if you cant handle stonecoldcafe go hire big guys to beat the hell out of him on a good day







Maybe He wants to sleep with you? Stonecoldcafee is a love-vendor (he told me so himself no lie). Watch out and dont fall for this foolish trap.

You really can't help yourself can you? See the way you dey mention my name up and down. Today na Sunday oh, let me go to church in peace. When I get back we can rumble some more.

ldpele:
Just don't know if that's what's trending, similar thing happened to me. Met her via social media,when she came back to her school for her NYSC stuff,am not a student by the way. We had the first with condom & she boldily told me she didn't enjoy it because of the condom, and went as far as telling me it's either STI or pregnancy that scare persons from using condom. Unfortunately, fell for it & it went into skin2skin, but I notice she was always taking her antibiotic most morning, even before eaten. After she left,tot bouh it and quickly went for tests. Am glad came out clean and won't wish to fall for such again.

How did you know it was antibiotic? Could have been birth control pills. Sha good decision you have made.

lepasharon:
Don't you know how to pull out?

Don't you know you can catch HIV and get pregnant by doing that shiiiit? See them ARR; Association of Raw Receivers.

pet4ril:
Hey bro, the only thing I see here is that you weren't ready to be committed in the relationship. She was not in your heart and you were in her heart. Do you know how many guys sshe has turned down before accepting raw sex with you Love is crazy, so do not place her the way you are saying it.. she just fell in love with the wrong person or at the wrong time with you

See them! By their fruits ye shall know them.

Please if you are one of those knacking common boyfriend raw all in the name of love, you better talk sense to yourself todayyyyyyy!

OZAOEKPE:
I'm about to take a bold step, but I don't know if its the right one. I'm not sharing this just to seek anybody's opinion but to educate and teach guys out there on how to avoid such mistakes. Just as my mummy use to say, "anything you no wan chop, no taste am".

Back in school, I had this sweet and pretty babe, we started as very good friends, we attended mass together, was always at my place to chat and play with me, she was so in love with me but I was just myself, no feelings at all. I never wanted to ask her out but it got to a point she was waiting for me to say those words.

It got to a point I was everything she wanted and loved, she blanked her EX totally because of me, the guy even called me one time and was spewing thrash, then I had nothing to do with her(we were not dating then). There was also a post-graduate guy that was asking her out then, she told me everything the guy was telling her and I was just playing the good boy(that I am).

After much pressure, I finally told her my plans and immediately without any screening she said yes, all my friends knew about her and we were bubbling, meanwhile, I wasn't too in love but she was so crazy about me and all of that. I played along as a good guy, she was submissive, I was so jovial, encouraging her, helping and doing things a normal boyfriend would do for his girlfriend. She was always coming over to the house, I would cook for her, we watch movies together, I gave her all the attention a lady deserves. All these made her to 'fall in love', but still I was just myself.

During my final days, we had planned to spend the final week together because I was rounding up and she was entering 300 level, we planned to make that week 'interesting'. On getting to her house(a stone throw from my place), we ate together, cuddled ourselves and the romance started. After much romance and fore-play, I noticed that I was not with my wallet that moment, no condom, no place to buy condom around 10:30pm for those that know ilorin city too well. Immediately, I alerted her that I can't 'KPAKE' her without 'barrier', she got angry and was saying she wants it 'skin-to-skin', I still stood my grounds and promised I was going to make it up with her the next day. After much pleading and petting she succumb to my pleas, and I rounded up my romance. She wasn't too happy but I had to leave else I was going to fall prey no matter how hard I try not to'pe ne trate' her. I got home late that night, met her online and we chatted all through the night about 'love'.

I went to her place the following day, she was ready and set all through, short skirt, no pant, skimpy top, and my brain was 'beeping' the minute I stepped into her house, I gave her an 'erotic' hug and we kicked off asap. I brought out my wallet, immediately she saw my wallet, she started complaining that she won't allow my 'protected GBOLA'. I tried to convince her that there is no way I was going to enter her without protection(the normal custom). She wailed and wailed but I was still adamant and stood my ground, I was never going to trade off my 'future' for just a '5-minutes' enjoyment. She got angry and sent me out of her house(as a coded guy that don't want friends to know anything about my runs, I owe my girlfriends the duty of secrecy). I left her home sad, she got pissed off, I wondered all through the night why she ever wanted it raw and still could not figure it out.

The next day I didn't show up, I just called her to come pick up some stuff from chicken republic opposite Bishop's house near tanke junction. She came over picked her stuff, I escorted her and we departed to our various tents after much chat and the normal 'I love you' lyrics. Two days for me to leave ilorin, I went to her house to see her, the normal ritual started and when it was time, I heard again her voice, "baby, no condom, its flesh-to-flesh". That very minute, I told myself I wasn't going to allow my diick do the thinking, I became angry and told her I got a call from 'above' to get to Edo state(my base) the next day, I had to change my plans because I was supposed to have spent the next day at her place through out before I travel to my destination. She kept on insisting that I must 'blow' her 'RAW' and I told her its condom or nothing.

The next day, I traveled out of town to Edo state against my plans and wish, but I had to and then I made a decision to call it a quit, because I noticed she was so 'hot', and I don't trust her to keep herself till when we meet again. I just wanted to cut the relationship short, the trust was no longer there, and I never knew it was going to be a 'big problem'. I started behaving anyhow to her, didn't call her all through and she became sad and sent me a text that its over.

I moved on and she too moved on, I called her after some months and we started chatting again, I apologized for the way a screwed up and she said she has forgiven me.
She told me she has a new boyfriend and I wished her well, but anytime I tease her how much I love her, she gets angry and keep saying things I don't want to hear. Something happened last week, I just sent her a message, saying I love her so much, she responded by saying I should 'go and die'.
I have tried every way to apologize to her, she keeps getting angry by the day, I made a mistake asking her out, I regretted asking her out because she makes me feel that I'm wicked. I send her money most times just to calm her down, but she keeps vexing at any little joke I make, I don't know what to do to please her anymore.
I'm planning on cutting every communication with her, to save her the stress of remembering the past.



NB: what you know too well that you won't eat, don't taste it. Girls are very fragile emotionally when they fall in love, don't toy with them.

Don't ever 'KPAKE' without your condom, your future is at stake. Don't trade off your future for just 5-minutes enjoyment.

Abstain from sex, but if you feel you cannot please use you 'condom'.

For those who are 'engaged', be faithful




Cc: lalasticlala farano



* pardon my grammatical blunders, #rushing things

Quick questions:

1. Why are you still calling her, chatting and telling her you love her when you know you guys are over and she is dating another?

2. Why are you sending her money to please and make her happy? Are you her dad? Is she the one asking? You see how you people cause trouble for yourself?

3. Was she your first girlfriend or what? Just cut off every and move the hell on. Say it, mean it and ACT it! Good luck with your NYSC and co.

You are a disciplined man though; that will take you places. You deserve a woman who is equally disciplined like you with the fear of God and strength of character. You will thank God you didn't end up with a woman like that years down the line.

seunfunmi33:
In 2012, I was transferred to ibadan. I have lots of girlfriends in lagos and don't want to date any new girl in ibadan, so me and my friend that was transferred to ibadan together became regulars at a brothel. Me and my friend had just 2 customers we patronize.

6 months later (early 2013) I was transferred back to Lagos . After I left, I do invite one of the girls to Lagos because she is too good in bed till I lost her contact when my phone got lost (December 2013).

We all travelled home yesterday due to sallah celebration. I was surprised when I saw my younger brother come with the prostitute in ibadan and introduced her to me as his fiancee. I just stood there not knowing what to do because I was expecting the girl to feel somehow and but she didn't even show any fear. Throughout the day She was everywhere cooking and joking with everybody around there.

I thought she was pretending not to know me but I didn't confront her, so I asked for some of her pix from my brother and sent it to that my friend if he knows the girl and he was quick to tell me that's the girl I do bleep in ibadan. But when I told him of the relationship between my brother and the girl, he told me to tell our parents and my brother so they can cancel the relationship that the girl isn't worth it.

Now am confused, I don't know if the girl is pretending or she doesn't recognize me anymore because of her numerous customers. I don't know if I should tell my brother or just keep quiet. Advice me pls

If i were you, I'll be more concerned about my HIV status especially if i were not using condom with this girl and others. Thereafter, i'll be more concerned about my brother's HIV status because he is most likely kpanshing her raw as per unto fiancee things. Goodluck to all parties concerned.

Last bullet: She knows you but is pretending. Women even prostitutes never forget who they have slept with.

vicdamm:
I'm very sorry for the delay in updating u abt tuff... been very busy with some other things..

Finally, thank you. You have done a good job my man.


Edit: Lalasticala, Ishilove, Seun and co please push this thread to the front page nah to inspire people and sensitize others against cruelty to animals. I think op has come 360 with this dog and this thread has live well up to expectation. This is a great and inspirational thread worthy of the front page.

Go girl! Make your market continue to sell and make Delishpot and co continue to hang with their "free pressing" sessions....

delishpot:
Safe pregnancy and delivery to them

Binchhhhh u don reach here?
I see where u mention me again but we dey busy as per pimmmping tinzzz. More money cometh! How market nah? Dem still dey press for free?

fxbot:
Is your brain on reverse motion or your just being Eternally stupiid?

Did you see where he says drew the first line stating that I will fail and not make anything out of blogging?

How much as he made from the crappy blog that he is making such silly comment?

The guy is forking arrogant when you try to correct him.

When he made that stuppid comment, he thought he was talking to someone new to anything about online business, prior to that he boastfully said I should contact him. If he was actually here to share information as he made us believe, what's the point of contacting him? Why not spill everything here?

Oh okay I got it! So I can buy his so call manual. I had to check his blog when he said I should contact him.

Dude, you must me high on expired vaginaa fluids to think you can talk on me and I will run with my tales between my legs.

I even tried to help with his blog image which is currently an eye-sore.

See what a beautiful site look like iraquel.com.

See who is saying someone got nothing upstairs yet he can't even help the OP make tangible corrections that can help his business.

Fork off man... I detest people who celebrat mediocrity.

Incase you forget... Check iraquel.com again and tell me if you wouldn't like to visit the site again compared to the substandard looking site you encourage.

There is no need for all that; the sky is big enough for everyone. I see so much hate and jealousy in your posts.

Plus hit me with sth else; dis pimmmp thing is sadly overrated.

delishpot:
Let me introduce her P.IMP to the house LADIESss AND GANTLE MEN meeeeet his royal P.impnessss stonecoldcafe !

Ure welcome make it louder next time. Veryyyyy loud, in caps n bold too.