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meforyou1:
that NgeneUkwenu is a boy. What does being big on nairaland contribute to somebody's life?

What difference does it make if she is a boy masquerading as a girl? I sense low self esteem with you. I don't know what Nairaland does for people but I've come to associate op's name with political threads. Whether she is right or wrong is not my concern. Lay off her a*ss a bit bro. At least you're the man here, ain't it?

seunfunmi33:
I have a girlfriend I have dated for 5 years. I'm the very sexually active type but I don't make love to her often because I want to keep her in good shape till when we will get married. So I do visit brothel to satisfy my sexual desire which she is unaware of because of the little distance between us.

I decided to stop patronizing prostitutes and have an extra tyre (gf). So I got one living in my street.

The new girlfriend does not disturb my relationship with my long time girlfriend. She loves sex more than food and am happy I met my type. I started having issues with my main girlfriend and broke up with her to stay with someone that lives in my street and ready to give me sex daily.

She always want it raw saying she is under medication. But she got pregnant 6 months into our relationship. My family forced me to accept the pregnancy and marry her because am the only child of my parent.

She gave birth to a bouncing baby boy last 2 months and I have never made attempt to make love to her. Though she is doing well in her business and doesn't disturb me financially but she keeps deleting her calls and chats which am not comfortable with. Though she has got good character but am afraid she will cheat on me because of her love for sex.

Nairalanders pls help me out so I won't regret this decision I was forced to take

You like sex a lot abi? Now since you're not sleeping with your wife, who are you having sex with? Prostitute again? This man, nor go die oh! Life is too short.

Sad

meforyou1:
coward boy. Where are the Abakaliki pix you threatened to upload.
Imagine agbero boy discussing legal and legislative issues. Mad teenager

Y so pained? Are you mad she is big on Nairaland politics abi did she screw you and chop ya money?

They are God's children

Picture please. Oh sorry doggy

See contouring for Dakore nose. LOLZ

dalu:
Just spoke with her unit members.. It seems it's confirmed that it's a suicide.. The family reached out in support to the husband and confirmed the previous history of depression and won't be taking anything up.. Boys heading to her home in ajao estate.. End

But how does one commit suicide and do all those things to themselves? How do you mutilate yourself to the point of death?

annibro:
Thanks dear, its was trully an experience. D truth of d matter is, d signs are always der frm d onset but we tend 2 overlook it. Desperation made me do it as I felt all my younger ones were married. Also I was misled by Big Anties(advisers), who say der are powers dat don't want me 2 marry & its a usual norm in all marriages 2 ve misunderstandings, dat sooner dis tins will be over.
But one driving force dat pushed me 2 tek dat bold step was each time I remember d home I come frm & how my parents lived in penury just 2 see me tru d university & how dey mite never enjoy d fruit of deir labor if I allow some1 kill me in marriage.
One tin dat mek me laf each time I luk bak was d day d Judge gave d final verdict 4d annulment of d union, I went straight 2d market 2 sell my gold wedin ring & branch Mr Biggs 2 enjoy my freedom frm d cash
Am putting up a book on dis 2 save other souls.

God bless you my dear. You have the balls to do what so many are ashamed of doing. They rather continue to suffer and smile.

May your children call you blessed. May they applaud your boldness and thank God for their father. May your husband continue to celebrate you and protect you. Well done!

She looks fit. Go mama!

Dklef:
Aiit, bye!

Bye too.

Dklef:
they all sucked. Btw, . . .iam rapper drizzklef though. Plz help my carrier

I will help your english instead. It is career not carrier.

Infohelp:
Chai! This lady nawa ooo. Abeg to all haters who keeps asking y linda isn't married, go and hulk the transformer in banana island.


Laura Ikeji, Linda's younger sister shared more of the photos of her Banana Island mansion and wrote:




https://instagram.com/p/85Og2YsfaE/?taken-by=lauraikeji

Hug transformer not 'hulk'

indigene:
See you Nwa lawyer. You re also a sinner before God, if you believe in him.
Your saying committed relationship? Are you married? Committed relationship, No cheating! Likely you and your boyfriend has been changing bedsheets far more than married people.
Get married to be legit. As a lawyer don't you known what living with a man who is not statutory married to you amount to?

Y are u jumping into conclusion? Where did she state she is living with her fiance? See how you have left the major issue and now chasing shadow?

Atmmachine:
Just answer this question.
Is your fiance the only one you have give your pusssy to ??
If your answer is "NO"
Why can't you give it to this interviewer and get a good job ?? Others have been pounding you for free.

Wow! Animal...

victorazy:
Women sha!
Your husband led u into your destiny and you find ur career but all u paid him for is to start sleeping with other drivers (I presumed) breaking the man's heart as you have the gut to work in the same company with him without considering the chance to re-unit

Hahahahahahahahah! How do you know these things? How can you speak with such authority? Una can like to swallow panadol ontop another man headache...

PRINCENWAEZE:
Tonto shut up we all know what the dog alway do with u, yeye dey smell, dog wey dey always leak ur puna abeg go jaRri


I no go dey suprise if u born dog mchwwweee

Its lick. By the way does a dog lick yours?

Beautiful cake? LOLZ

Its okay sha, it gets easier with time. This one looks bent too. I trust you guys did it for free.

[size=28pt]NO NEED FOR THOSE GRUESOME PICTURES. HOW DO YOU EXPECT THEIR FAMILY AND LOVED ONES TO FEEL? FOR GODSAKE WHO IS THIS MOD THAT ALLOWED CLOSE UP SHOTS OF CORPSE LIKE THIS?[/size]

Lalasticala pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeee; sanity.

ril19:
I smell anger in her tone
"I'm sure if he has any issues with me, he would as an elder and father, talk to me personally about it"
she hit him right there. she took a spite at him.

Yes she did; subtle jab. You sure got it.

BIBILISTIC:
Strong resemblance!

I agree. I was actually shocked by the 1st few comments; so much hate.

apprentist:
living alone

Okay, thanks for replying. I didn't think I'll get a reply. I actually thought I'll be abused. Oh well...
Good luck to you.

apprentist:
Another reason why I find it hard imagining going back home is that my dad has a woman with him and last time I checked, she's in charge.

Where is your mum?

ShakurM:
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Just to add, everything is funny when you are not the victim [/color]

True, true, very true...

But personally, I wonder why the attack on Helen is so much. These comedians tease themselves a lot. Is there an unwritten rule about hitting at some of these folks? Is Ali baba's person untouchable? What exactly did Helen do that was soooooo wrong abi is it because she is a woman?

Is it okay for the guys to stroke themselves but wrong for the ladies to join in?

bbjummy:
God of Mercy! Safe our souls. RIP

SAVE not safe...

exlink10:
A mother and her 14 months old daughter were killed after being hit by stray bullets when robbers laid siege close to their house at Block 8, 23 Road House in Festac Town, Lagos, shooting sporadically from a machine gun during a bank robbery in Festac.

Uju, one of the residents of Block 8, where the stray bullet hit Mrs. Jane Beluchukwu-Ndirika, a nurse and her 14-month-old daughter Nmesoma said:

“While the shooting was going on, every one laid on the floor in their respective apartments. I was with Jane in her parlour while her child was inside the room. Suddenly, the child started crying and the mother stood up to carry her. As she was coming to the sitting room with the baby, a stray bullet perforated the window, hit the baby in the chest and also got the mother on the left side of her shoulder. Immediately, she took the child back to the room and started shouting for help. Nobody came to her rescue because people were running helter skelter for dear life.”

However, when the dust settled, a neighbour, identified as Irabor Sunday, reportedly rushed them to Mother and Child Hospital at the First Gate in Festac where they were confirmed dead. The baby was, thereafter, taken back to the house while her mother was rushed to Lord’s Chosen Church where a prayer session was organised for her revival. -

http://www.exlinklodge.com/2015/10/meet-mum-and-14-month-old-daughter.html#sthash.ZJN8m22T.dpuf

Jesus Christ! First rule of thumb, bullets flying, LIE DOWN! This was a baby that would have continued crying but would not have walked to the mother. Better to hear the child cry from start to finish than risk standing up with a child while bullets are whizzing past ones head.

It is well. RIP mother and child.

Dude does not look fazed. lol

kilokeys:
Be wise bro..

Tell her u were diagnosed with a fat lump in ur brain..
Start to dey do like madman
Piss for body
Form epilepsy

So she go dump u.. Its better that way.

Cos if u do anyhow.. She fit Carry knife chuuk herself and chuuk u.. E don be be that o

Really just for HIV?

BuddhaPalm:
@ Olayinka8793

You express yourself really well.

Ever tried a hearing aid? It could change your life.

Well spoken! His written english is very good; even better than so many graduates I've come across on nairaland!

Olayinka8793:
Good day nairalanders, my name is Yinka and am also a twin. I have an issue bothering me and wished to post it here openly in the hope that I will get useful advice/opinion.

This post may seem long and therefore turn off those who hate long epistles but pls endeavour to read it as your advice/opinion might be beneficial to me.

I have thought of creating an alternative moniker to post this or at least lied that the problem is been faced by one of my friend and so he needs your advice like some pretentious nairalanders do, but decided to be bold enough and be real since this is just an online forum.

Sorry for digressing, now to the koko of the matter,I am 22 years old, will be 23 next January, earning a decent salary working as a hair stylist in a large unisex saloon, I have hearing loss as in total deafness though I could speak fluently, was not born deaf but an accident caused it while I was in primary school, the story of how I became deaf is one for another day, but with sheer determination and faith and Gods Grace I managed to complete both primary and secondary schooling but gave up on going further as I have no believe I could survive higher school.

My deafness affected me in very many ways, physiologicaly and emotionally and almost daily, but I hardly allow myself brood over it for a long time, the worst I have done was to cry in secret on more than four occasion for having such a terrible disability.

Ok well, my deafness affected my relationship with the opposite sex so much such that I have never had a girl friend meaning am still a virgin, though I relieve myself of what nairalanders called Konji by doing controlled mas2bation when I feel like, I could have used Oloshos to relieve myself but I considered them as dirty people and can't imagine losing my virginity to a prostitute.

I have tried summoning confidence to toast gals but our conversation is usually very short and not impressive due to the fact I don't know how to prolong such conversations and most of the ideas I saw online hardly applied to such conversation involving a person like me wit hearing loss. I communicate like a normal person by lip reading(hope u know what that is), though not always an effective means of communication but I had no other choice as my parents and me hated the idea of me learning sign language and they vehemently resisted those who suggested it when the deafness problem started.The only problem I have with lip reading was that whenever I don't understand what the other person was saying, I would indicate and ask him to repeat but if it persist I ask him or her to write it with the finger and you will agree with me that such inconvenience might be a big turn of when trying to talk to a stranger like a beautiful gal I admired.

There is this girl I admired that works as a sales girl in my aunt's pharmacy shop, she frequently passed in front of our saloon and have started having feelings for her, fortunately she know I have hearing loss and also knew I am a nephew to her boss and sometimes greets me when passing by like "boda taye",lol and I had just waved and answer "bawo ni", ordinarily I should not have problem toasting her but the fear of my deafness disappointing me and the fact I don't know anything to say that could make the toasting successfull apart from, what is your name, I want to marry you, where do you live, can I have your number, can I take you out on a date next Sunday? Bla bla bla.lol

Also there is the problem I usually encounter with young gals, when I told them I want to marry you, they be like "omo kekere ni mi" meaning am a small girl and I be like how old are you, but can we just be friends bla bla bla, any suggestion to how to properly deal with such response will be appreciated in case the gal I planned to toast say such(she looks 19+). It is not like she is out of my class or too beautiful, no no no not at all, even my twin sister is more classier.

Thanks for reading this far, I know this might seem like an unusual problem but I believe you will have one or two ideas/opinions which I might find useful in other to overcome my deafness and win over this gal. I have no intention of using and dumping her, just date her with the hope of finding her compatible for marriage when the time comes and lastly to relieve myself of Konji the natural way after having gained her trust and affection.

Modified. E be like say I want more opinions, oya CC: lalasticlala abeg do the needful.

You seem like a good lad. Don't sweat it too much just be confident. She knows your challenges so all you need is CONFIDENCE. Approach her, wave from afar and start heading towards her then say hi.

If it gets clumsy, scribble something in her prescence (in a paper or jotter) and look into her eyes not on the floor. I saw this move in a film and the lady fell for it e.g if she is talking too fast, you can scribble 'slow down dear' and add a smiley face.

Sometimes, little things like that may endear the right lady.

I must be honest though; this has to be a special lady that sees the spark in you. I wish you al the very best young man.

Last bullet: don't promise anyone marriage from the go. Take it easy 'I like you, I really do. I'm serious about you, let's see where this road leads us..." Plus when you start kpanshing, insist on a condom before they derail you with baby mama drama.

3moses:
difficult to believe this.... a graduate after six years of looking for job, still remains virgin.... she no get bmoyfriend...abi her village witches dey give am 'everywhere u go' in Mtn voice. ;Ddifficult to believe this.... a graduate after six years of looking for job, still remains virgin.... she no get bmoyfriend...abi her village witches dey give am 'everywhere u go' in Mtn voice.

Are you not the same people who said it is good for a girl to remain a virgin

Linus4get:
I graduated from Uniben for 6years now with no job. I manage to get a good paying and mouth watering job through my sister's friend. The manager employed me in proxy of the CEO, in which the CEO will be back to the firm nextweek. My manager threatens to report negative feedback to the CEO because i refused to sleep with him. Whatever the manager tells the CEO, the CEO effects. I need this job i am fed up and tired of joblessness. I cant leave this job now. Please if you have experience this before advise me on what to do and how you came out of this tragedy.

Get on your knees 12midnight today and strip down to your birthday suit. Hold your jugs and cry out to your maker. Say "God, I am keeping this thing for you, don't allow man mock me or mock you"

If you are strong enough, follow it with 3 days fast and break whenever your spirit leads. I am sure you will keep that job but if perchance it is not God's will for you, return midnight and strip again. Anything you utter against that manager will follow him. However don't curse him. He is sure to lose that job and not profit from another one or a business unless he finds you and beg.

If that happens, go learn business...