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I laughed @1st then I sobered up pretty quickly...
@op pele

kayo80:
Hmm! How did they break the windscreen? Was it when they were rushing to get autograph from him...Or, maybe they felt shortchanged by his performance, and angrily broke his windscreen?

Hahaha!

peppyluv02:
I also liked your post. As for babyosisi,I have nothing with her being tribalistic because I am too but all in defense.I have told her when she was still registered on some threads that she and some people are not worth being counselors and never agreed with her on many issues. I got a link to this thread after the whole drama of her deactivation.As for your friend,she called you and some people out to attack me lol. Well,I wish her luck in her marriage. And wouldn't be pushed to say anything further no matter the mentions I get. You also gave a twisted version of what I said about a fourteen years old,anyway that was sure a way to punch me back .Good morning.

You are a two faced individual! You are also quite good at talking from both sides of your mouth. You accuse someone of being an attention seeker but the only attention seeker I see is you. LOL

You enjoy calling people out and throwing jabs but when they give you, you play nun or end up your porous speech with 'good morning'

For someone who has a lot of negative things to say about this thread and people on it, you sure spend a lot of time here. What an irony! Have you ever asked yourself why you continue to visit such a 'useless self seeking' thread. LOL

Editor1:
Action Governor...getting issues dealt with immediately with clear results!


Not like dat Baba dat suffers from Pseudo-mouth action!!
I didn't mention anybody's name o. We have many Babas

Chicken

Twaci:
A simple ceremony, i like that and the fact that her face is as radiant as the sun should be a slap to her haters' faces. Congratulations dearie!

Dont still get why she had to kiss her granny's mouth though....hug don finish?

CC: lalasticlala

People show affection in different ways. You go hug your grandma and allow her do her thing.

Lagusta:
Do me a favour please......
GERRAAURAAHHEERRE!!

Bad belle is allowed

Adekunle92:
D'banj don collect in money kary face.dy dia dy criticize.besides,double wahala remix make sense die.

It was terrible to me

Iamsynord:
6l Woju remix ft Davido & tiwa savage- Woju was such a Hit single .When the remix was announced with Davido,Everyone was expecting a bigger hit. Tiwa Savage on the released remix only added to the already Poor And highly unneeded remix which disappointed a lot of kiss Daniel fans.

Woju remix? Woju? WOJU like seriously? Dude I first heard of Kiss Daniel due to this remix oh! I actually watched and listened to the remix video before I even saw or heard the original song

I don't think Woju remix should be there at all. I agree with you on every other one but this.

Singing Tiwa's part:

"I'm very sweet, very nice
If you check my bank account odikwa large
Oya woju oh...

Ehn make I nor hear am again oh!

peppyluv02:
Who cares if you've moved forward or backward...

You think its cool cos you know she would ignore you. I know how to equally give it to your type but I'll let it slide for now...

Orikinla:
. A similar case involved my cousin of blessed memory, but we all kept it secret. But when he got married, his wife found out and insulted him with the fact. He was devastated and that was the end of their marriage. He left Nigeria and cut off from his family until he died carelessly in another country. This case can do collateral damage to these innocent young women being rejected by their "father". Desperate for traffic bloggers and reporters should not have published this private family matter. They have done terrible harm to the reputation of these innocent young women. It is evil. Please, I beg whoever knows them to warn their mother to start their psychological therapy now before it is too late. It is pure evil witchcraft to bring innocent children into this world to suffer for the crimes and sins they did not commit. No child asked to be born. If you cannot make a child happy, please don't have the child. Many children are suffering and dying daily, because of careless and reckless parents who have no conscience and no shame. GOD KNOWS THAT NO CHILD IS A BASTARD. ANYONE WHO CALLS ANYONE A BASTARD IS CURSED. SO, PEOPLE SHOULD NOT INSULT THESE INNOCENT GIRLS. IF FEMI WILL REJECT THEM, GOD WILL TAKE GOOD CARE OF THEM. GOD HAS THE BEST MEN IN THE WORLD TO BECOME THEIR PROUD FATHERS. HAPPY SUNDAY.

You are right, the psychological effect for most is just terrible. This lady I referred to was the only child who didn't go to the university. The 1st 2kids were catered for by their dad up to university level. My uncle grudgingly did what he could for this last child but anytime the pressure was much, he will keep saying he is just assisting the child that she was not really his. Unfortunately her mum didn't have the resources. That lady remains in the village till date.

To even marry out was an issue. My uncle's family didn't want to give her out. My mum had to put her foot down and plead with my dad for them to at least stand in the stead of their brother and allow her go. At least if not for anything as an adopted child who bore his name from birth. They finally agreed to do her traditional wedding this year after she don born children full ground. So sad...

Cutehector:
Why must it be an eatery? Food no dey ya hous

She actually wrote her house or an eatery. Didn't you read the entire post?

halfrica:
No counselling units
No police reports??
Why den did she write the letter in d first place
So ow wud u feel if a girl shd gang up against u in dis manner??
Or ow wud u feel if u involve in a act eiv a frnd and u are d only paying d price?
My argument is dat an evidence shd be proven dat its nt a mutuall agreement if dey can prove dat no p i can now call it rape bt till den period!!!!!!!

I take it you are not a Nigerian. Goodnight.

halfrica:
You wrote a letter and it didnt go tru ur course adviser signing it or dsa approving it
I criosly dnt bliv dis trash honestly
Wat of her facilitator he cudnt av approved the letter

I bah to you oh! Are you not a Nigerian abi are you an Egyptian? In Nigeria, don't you realize in cases like this no one wants to append their signature? No one wants trouble. No one wants a case where they are made to sign receipt of something so scandalous. I know what i am saying because sometimes one could even say the truth, write all you know then give the powers that be to acknowledge receipt and they all back away. They know if that letter is made official heads will roll. Sadly that's Naija for you. Its the same reason her class rep backed out. its the same reason the other victim backed out.

If you have fears about the paternity of a child why not do it quietly. Just do it quietly for your own peace of mind then keep the results and inform your family members. The problem is when you openly tell a Nigerian woman you want a paternity test done, they back away and start making trouble. Why knock your head when you can quietly do it?

I had an uncle that was complaining about the paternity of a particular child but the woman (actually wife) continued to say the child was his. My uncle kept saying there was no way he would have fathered that child in the time frame the woman claimed. He agreed he fathered her first two children but not that 3rd child. He was abroad when she had the 3rd kid and the timing didn't add up at all.

For years he kept saying this but by then he was already abroad permanently. He asked for a paternity test but the woman and the 3rd child (then a teenager) refused. This uncle is late now and there remains a cloud of uncertainty over this particular child. It is really sad and I feel for her. She was not educated as much as her first two siblings and she always seemed like the one no one wanted. Till date, family continue to whisper she is not the man's child nevertheless herself and her mother continue to claim my late uncle as her father.


Men please be very smart. This life is crazy as hell... If in doubt quietly do your stuff for your own peace of mind. Pluck a hair or swab the inside of their cheek while you still can...

bishopoliver:
If we are serious about fighting graft in this country, then corruption should not be treated as a PARTY thing…..EVERYBODY that had held positions of authority irrespective of political party should be made to account for the deeds under them.

See the top 10 shady contract awarded under FASHOLA as published by the LAGOS PUBLIC PROCUREMENT WEBSITE

1. Proposed residential development at Falomo road in Ikoyi: Cost; N850million
2. Completion of 48 bedroom charlet hotel in Badagry: Cost; N1.9Billion
3. Construction of 2 Boreholes at Lagos house in Ikeja: Cost; N 139million
4. Rehabilitation of 2.3km road in Victoria island: Cost; N7.1Billion
5. Construction of wastewater treatment plant in Ojota: Cost; N2.6Billion
6. Rehabilitation of 1.5Km road in Somolu: Cost; N2.2 Billion
7. Rehabilitation of 550m of road in Surulere: Cost; N600million
8. Procurement of 200 KIA vehicles for LASTMA and KAI: Cost; N 1 Billion
9. Dregding of channels along oworonshoki: Cost; N 4.5 B
10. Upgrade of the governor’s personal website: Cost; N78.5m


I love Fashola but he has to respond to this !!!

See more at http://www.lagosppa.gov.ng/awa…/details-contracts-award-2014

Mehn that website page has vanished oh. I saw it this morning but its gone now. Damn it!

360metrosports:
http://www.pmnewsnigeria.com/2015/08/08/drunken-policeman-arrested/

I knew he would be in trouble for this. I just knew it. As long as its Lagos that must be his lot. Every policeman or woman that misbehaves in Lagos get hit real hard.

So sorry

Raddie:
I no jus knw d kind SK whey dey my hood o, fear this, abeg make I no laugh.
Person dey commot hood early momo, u meet calabash for junction - eko, palm oil, 50&20's note, I enter hood back for around 8, brother naira don Waka o.

Lolz

otiigba1:
i suspect this idea must be for security, chai! Some nigerians and gullibility, what if the thief just smash the calabash and discard the red cloth,stick and chicken feathers?

Are u not a Nigerian? You nor know as people fear juju?

corperscorner:
[size=15pt]na the kyn thieves wey dey my area no go make me do this kyn project unless I relocate.

I once kept a broiler chicken in an iron cage, chained to the ground and woke up one day to realise the cage and it's content had been vapourized overnight.

the way the area boys for my Syd go take strategize ehn. Dem go give person tym make hin breed the snails wella till maturity bfur dey launch their strike.....

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Just tie common red cloth, stick chicken feather, buy calabash join, put normal white chalk and charcoal for inside the calabash and fear nor go gree dem next time.

What can be done to prevent the fulani people and their cows from getting to your land? This is a real concern for people buying land up and down in these rural areas. My apologies to the cattle rearers if they are not the thieves.

@calyb good morning. This is just to encourage you as you set off on your journey. I know people have said a lot here, just remain calm. Pray, do your due research and continue on your path. If you feel the need to be quiet at times on this thread PLEASE DO. I have noticed from threads like this, the pressure can be overwhelming at times. Different opinions here and there and pressure to give information up and down. Some people will be asking for information and be dropping number for you to call them. Others will be asking questions time and time again when the answer is just spaces above their head!

Please sieve the wheat from the shaft and yes I said that on purpose. There are some here talking and they know what they are saying, liaise with them and those around your immediate environment. Look at what other fish farmers are doing and ask questions. To be fair practical is a lot more than theory. Look up old threads on catfish too and make contact if necessary. Like I said earlier DO YOU first.

All the best to you.

Abo.ki will always be ab.oki. Lolz

A wise man once told me as long as its tecno I shouldn't buy.

Jaxera:
Would you allow your mother to do such?

Oh yes. If it gives her peace and pays the bill. Let me ask you my own question. What if you are a teenage lad in Junior second school, what can you do about it?

Is it not when one is old enough you can help and say 'mama stop! You can rest now'

If one is relying on such a woman, he will be on his knees praying for her night and day. Our problem in Nigeria is we frown @ what we perceive to be gender specific roles. Sometimes we rather beg than hustle. You shouldn't frown at such women. Allow me educate you.

You need to see beyond that and hail this brave woman. Hail that female mechanic (who by the way we all know today) hail the female ladies in benin city who drive that green Oshiomole bus.

Listen bro, I watched an NTA programme about a woman (albino lady) who left an abusive marriage with her son. She began to push water inside wheelbarrow to sell inside market! Yes maruwa work! She is loved by all in the market and they call her oyibo.

She trained her kid with the proceeds of that job! By the time I saw that programme the young lad was doing his NYSC! A graduate from Mass Communication. This lady was still pushing her wheelbarrow inside market with her knee high rubber boot! Tell me such a son will not move mountains for his mother tomorrow. Go chew on that.

Life is not easy. If it throws lemons at you, turn it to lemonade.

Jaxera:
A woman shouldn't do something like this, it doesn't seem right at all.
There are jobs that women should do, and I don't think being a conductor in a commercial bus, especially in a city like lagos is the one of them.

Most times when I see things like this I ask myself, doesn't this woman have children or a husband?....I mean, I can never allow my own mum do something like this.

Well, the woman wants to make sure she isn't being duped by the driver. So, she should 'enjoy' herself.

Its a job bro. Its better than nothing or stealing. Nor be women dey carry block for their head to build house

timidapsin:
WHEN SOME GIRLS WOULD DRESS LIKE PROSTITUTES TO COME AND WRITE JAMB AND POSTJAMB.

Above all, i think the man needs serious flogging

I know its very hard for a lot of Nigerians (mainly men women included) but try not to make excuses for rapists or perpetrators of crime.

So many men in this lecturers position would have done their bit without having to rape this young lady. All those many men are not idio.ts so don't make excuses for rapists. It makes you sound very lame.

By the way the north eastern village women and young girls wearing hijab and co, don't they still get raped by Boko Haram? Were they exposed? Were they on bum shots and spaghetti tops? A rapist will always see endless opportunities to rape. Never make excuses for them.

damiloladuke:
hmmmmm, good that was how all the blogs in Nigeria stole my content as a Nairalander without accreditation, even Naijaloaded did that then.... they will see my red eye from now ....


but wait, is there any need for that.... you should be happy your content is all over the internet self.....




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Without giving you credit? How can you be happy if your work is everywhere and you can't lay claim to it? How can you be happy if someone else is claiming your sweat? How can you be happy if someone else is getting the recognition/award for your work and you can't do a thing about it cos the work is free and is everywhere on the net?

Mynd44:
How is the bite, Soft or painful? He might be greeting and saying hi.

I had a dog once that had a habit of turning my friends' hands into chew toys....heck she will chew and play with their hands and if they don't allow, she struggles with them for it

Quite painful but you can see he is playing around when he does it. If you yelp, he will pause then bite you again but not so hard the 2nd time around. He runs around the much bigger dog biting too.

I got a puppy some months back (that's his picture when he just arrived)
On the first day I took him home, as I carried him into the car, he nipped my finger (about 7 weeks then)
I thought maybe he was a bit scared or something so I ignored it however I noticed as time went on, he continued to bite
You give him food he nips, you pet him he nips your finger, you give him a treat he nips, you touch his head he nips...
I just think it's a bad habit he picked from right from belle cos I noticed this right from day one

I think it's his strange way of greeting me or anyone else cos when he bites, he would cozy up up to you and start jumping around in an excited manner while wagging his tail
I've read enough stuff online on how to stop this bad behaviour and he is gradually responding
If I tell him 'don't bite or stop' he takes correction and backs away but generally he continues to bite and spin around in excitement when anyone touches him
I'm a bit worried, I feel he could easily bite strangers and even house people when he is older and stronger
Would he ever stop?
Does anyone have a dog that acts like this too? Did they ever stop?
Perhaps I should change his name to Nippy

efreaky:
I don't think Prof Oke knows what he is talking about, I love breast and nothing will stop me from sucking my woman's breast.

A lactating woman? Why would any grown man want to consume that stuff?

Sleekbaby:
I don't think is this ogiri dt d person was referring to, the ogiri pple used in preparing egwusi soup is ogiri okpi or ogiri Nsukka, is black in colour b4 u use it u roast it small for the aroma to come out then u pound it together with pepper or crayfish.

Op shebi you hear oh. I nor know say different kind of ogiri dey oh.