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Happy birthday bro

I know say that world cup pain you but no too reason am cuz it was meant for Messi

You still got more years to pack em

Stand strong

deyplay:
Baba, I think we( or you even or any seasoned guy here) need to write on this post how to woo a girl in 2022 upwards. For example, most of the girls that I ask , "will you be my girlfriend?" said they will give me answer tomorrow and by tomorrow, they tell me I am not interested haha. I begin to wonder kilonshele. Then I begin to change format, and things begin to smooth well.

Sometimes you won't even get yes or no answer. So to all badass here, let's start dropping hints on how to woo a 21st century babes. Let's help OP so that after reading our personal examples and info, he will know what to do.

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Lol abi

But my post no dey make front page maybe this mods no like me or abi he get person wey dey pay mods to tarnish my little efforts

I don't know who is against me here

So I better just drop my hint on threads and walk instead of trying to be smart cuz he dey me like nairaland mods no like smart people.

It took me time to understand this act of shame by the mods Because lately have been noticing the types of post on this forum that makes front page..mods get favourite and I understand I'm not their favorite so I don't bother

As for helping the youngies I'll keep dropping my intellect on every thread for them to learn from.

Maybe you should post you might get wider audience

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Reminds me of Israel in the bible, the woman who was stoned to death for betraying the trust and honour of a loving God, who was presumed to resemble a faithful husband.... wetin dey happen now been don already happen it's just a repeat

Ain't nothin' new

R.I.P to her soul

XshegzzyeeiX:
Funeral ontop this small discourse.
Be calming down.

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Funeral doesn't necessarily mean you dying

Note; used to suggest that if a person does something one considers to be unwise, they themselves will suffer the consequences.

Catch a vibe my nigga and be calming down

deyplay:
Men are becoming wiser these days. I like your flow. It seems many don't know that: " will you ve my girlfriend?" really does not work like before. Except the girl is less than 17, in the village and no access to social media apps

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Baba just need say less and go with the flow

Even the girls who are less than 17 these days have access to social media and are doing the unthinkable

The only question you can pop for a woman to squirt is will you marry me and not will you be my girlfriend

This 21st century bitches ain't playin no games my nigga

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My kind of news

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This shenkes really needs help

XshegzzyeeiX:
So if I get you clearly, you never ask a woman out whenever you are poorly dressed?

Cc:

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I have on one or two occasions and it went well, depends on the level of dirty you mean cuz even if am dirty, my dirty is like I'm not even dirty.

Na only work wey op describe na him fit make person dirty and those are not really my area of expertise, not disputing the fact that I have work in such settings before.

Don't mean to brag but you can never catch me dirty I just don't know why and it's not even intentional.

XshegzzyeeiX:
Heard a story of a man who met his wife while doing mechanic work. His apparel was heavily stained with black oil and grease, took a break to get food and met the young lady, got her digits in few minutes and the rest is history.

Lol.

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It happens once in a blue moon and the percentage no high for here bruv cuz we have way more bitches than down to earth women.

Na leeches full everywhere a.k.a Gold diggers

It takes a woman with real and good intentions to word with a gee in such settings

No go put your hope for where hope no dey o but in any case it happens just know it's your funeral.

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This works 90% of the time in saner countries with saner women, I highly doubt it's percentage in Nigeria due to the type of women we have...despite that, maybe he dey work, I can't tell cuz I'm not into the act

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Billionaire bad boy; Elon musk

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Your format is extinct

Maybe you should go to interior villages and look for babes there it will really work on em

As for capping, why you go dey cap careless for banny cuz you don fall in love...and now your whole info dey her brain box, thanks to you she will never forget that

Try and grow in common sense so you don't end up a victim of love

13sense:
Okay. I am not in love with her yet. Just liking her. I am still on the talking phase with her. I am still considering Ethiopian women.

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Ok dawg

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Just say you want Bleep mate which one be all this unnecessary English

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As he dey pain them e dey sweet us

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See as everywhere choke

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god's of football

Roboto11:

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Where una dey carry all this kind pictures from abeg, I get very funny pictures but I no fit use am back up my funny statement on nairaland

I'm in pains

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Eyah

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Absolutely yes, we can have a conversation but not about my personal life.

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I achieved a lot of connections and experience on something I never knew much about and that will be put into good use from next year.

On God

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I had a rich kid as a friend "was a female" but I ended the friendship/blocked her on all socials last year cuz she betrayed me and almost cost me a lot with another of my tight nigga from the hood. Don't wanna go into details how it all happened.

Me I don't hate rich kids or poor kids o, infact my relationship or friendship with anyone is not about status sef, I might not even know you're rich or poor cuz those things I don't look out for...it's your personality and character that brings me closer to you and not what you have or don't have cuz frankly I don't care.

Nobody hates anybody without a motive
Check well

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Before you knackana go run test cuz I know nothing wey we go talk go change your mind the yansh don already format half of your brain cells

Ride on comrade but wear your seat belt very tight

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Which kind slave mentality be this?

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Have seen and believed a lot of lies in my life time but you see this one I choose not to believe this one

You sound like Ruger's Producer, you dey cook that thing well well

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So Sarah for Bible still dey this 21st century cuz the only Sarah I know is the one I'm currently..........

Well, congratulations to her, she try

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Raw v smackdown loading

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Nairalanders who have been nominated for the prestigious Headies award will not find this funny

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Oliseh na coach abi na musician

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Bleep up religion