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This manchi dey dick this babe Wella

I can feel it from here

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Hmmm

Make I chop finish I go comment

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Breaks my heart

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No modafucka and I repeat no modafucka, I don't give a Bleep if we share private parts together, you don't fuckin insult my mom, that's a line you don't wanna cross cuz in my case you can never go back from it. That's something I will keep remembering whenever I see you so it's not easy to forget

Determine what road is best for you and make your decisions following that

Sweetplum:
You ll run mad this Christmas season. Werey Omo.

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Hahaha

Merry Christmas to you too

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Arrange for a proper meeting between your mom and your girlfriend before the next market days, that's if you're serious with her.

Your mom knows best

I once dated a girl back in 2015, my mum never met this girl for once but kept asking me about the woman in my life as at then, telling me all sort of stories about her and how bad she is for me but me wey be say na me be the only stubborn pikin for our family i no gree listen, went ahead with the relationship, after some months or so I started seeing the true colours of what my mom was saying, "I remember her saying my son I'll always pray for you no matter what you do" [/b]those words strong jan, na me come use my mouth confess wetin the girl do give my momma after we don break up o, my mom just laughed and said shey I told you, I want the best for you but sometimes this your coconut head no dey gree code am funny enough she's been okay with my other girlfriend's in the past but you see this particular one it was war of the great wall of china at first the girl was generous and good like yours.

Now don't get me wrong, I'm not saying your situation is like mine o, I might be wrong or right but thread carefully to fully understand the nature of your current issue between your mom and your girlfriend, ask your mom to tell you what she see's that you don't, I mean mother and son talk.

Make I drop you small quote to help you access life [b]"Sugar cane wey sweet but he no carry water na another thing dey follow you chop am" E get why!!

Your mom knows the right answers to your question and that right answer is definitely not on nairaland

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You get time dey ask questions that you will never have an answer to

Just dey play dey play o

Pells1:
Top 17 Feminist on Nairaland

1 Siofra
2 Sheistoopretty
3 sweetplum
4 Candidlady
5 Begoniaa
6 Pocohantas
7 Virginprincess
8 mariahAngel
9 doggedfighter
10 Blessedmercy8
11 Jeweltz
12 Samantha123
13 Persephone1
14 Simplepee
15 Abkayee
16 ernnie457
17 Biglittlelois
Let's pray for these ladies to get married too

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Omo this category mad

Who go win the award like this?

libertyfather:
How will I show just rice and tomato paste, my stingy neighbour brought home 2 chicken still keep inside room they rented jst one room oooooooo, who does that? Let first forget my plan, So chicken now sleep with them inside room

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Hahaha, Oga longer throat is not good

Mind your business afterall you've been minding your business since January till December 24 no be this few days wey dey remain you wan come use take spoil your paro cuz it's either they will arrest you for chicken theft or run street jungle on you, I hope say you know say people wey no get money this December dey para and if you Bleep up them go use you counts scores, end of the year and end of the chapter for you.

No go let your neighbor chicken wey no pass 6k send you to your untimely grave cuz he go shock you say when you reach wherever you dey go after them don off your street light you go look down the see people wey Bleep you up dey enjoy that your neighbor chicken with big bottle of wine or coke and you know the funny thing? Na your neighbor go dash am out as a show of appreciation for getting rid of a thief, if at all you been get small patience maybe you would have received it as survenir.

Merry Christmas bro

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I go buy this modafucka one day make I use am take run my coke biz for Brazil

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I'm enjoying myself by myself

No friends, no family, no bitches and no Nigga's cuz I said so, a decision I made within split seconds...

This is the first Christmas I'm spending without all I just mentioned, I remember I would have gone back to see my Fam but have shifted that to the new year instead, anybody can see me too and after my birthday which happens to take place by the last week of January, I'm gonna have to vanish.

Will just be me, my business and God.

Merry Christmas everybody.

Make una enjoy.

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Just turn the idiot into friends with benefit, stop asking silly questions, you're disturbing the aroma of the stew and turkey my neighbor is cooking, respect yourself today is Christmas or maybe Sunday

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I dey find who go hire me as Santa

Don't worry about my complexion I fit the white Santa perfectly that kids will love, the only issue be say this Santa get beards

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I smell desperation due to lack of time and other factors you ain't know shit about yet, if you still wan run am na your personal issue but remember "fire wey fire extinguisher no fit quench na him them dey use take burn bush" a word is enough for the wise and the wise one's know words are powerful.

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Burst my head

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As long as the world does not end then am good...

So no better news for nairaland today o

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Abeg, how their olosho dey and how much Dem dey charge?

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Him personal issue

udofia234:
baba wetin I for do nah

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E sure me say you no implement wetin we cap you for here, you just play ludo with our advice

Check yourself

udofia234:
Baba! she smart pass me I swear

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Ah!! she don know you finish be that

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Simple life

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Ritualist don drop quote, he dey like him time don reach

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So you never fit still catch this your shenkes after all the tricks wey we give you

KissMyShadow:
Nice! Which one are you up for?

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The quiz

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Fools

jonex39:
You understand life..Just pity some people who don't have a clue wat the guy is talking about or facing..

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The writing is on the wall even a blind man can see that

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Oga shift jhoor

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This guy Sabi deliver vawulence in a silent mode, see as all of them just rush go like headless Chickens

I love this type of vawulence, it's called silent mode vawulence

There are so many types of vawulence, how do you want it delivered. your choice, your tears

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Hmmm, either na spiritual things and things or na law of nature concerning money mattias dey affect you.

Money has laws too but it doesn't affect everybody's growth, people dey wey be say them fit Bleep from now till tomorrow them go still wake up win one big contract and same goes to people who are easily affected by the knacking if they mistakenly taste it before their big break, he get people wey be say to even dey in a relationship with woman sef that big break period that's the beginning of their failures

So you gatz go do your findings to know where you belong and how you can tackle it..upgrade your spirituality

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All I can do is laugh

KissMyShadow:
No one's asking for money lol I'd be the one to be giving it instead.

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Ehn ehn...

I game be that