₦airaland Forum

Poosie is a wonderful gifts from the mother nature. Except you are a woman, poosie is not yours to keep. Yours only is to trade poosie by barter using your priced possessions, including your hard earned money; purchase it legally and place caveat but be assured that there is no guarantee that it is exclusively yours to poke. Poosie can equally be hired for the temporary pleasures it offers so far the compensation package suits its proprietress; having a poosie comes with lot of privileges than being deprived of one. Poosie is a priced commodity that is guided jealously by those that know it worth, for no one called a man has the natural right, and the rights of ownership, or the right of first refusal, to hold it to ransom, even to himself, and all by himself alone. Poosie remains a tool for escaping poverty, if and only if it is put to good use.

Why not put them in solitary confinement for 20 years? Perhaps, they will be able to think we'll , repent and fashion out how to behave well in a civil society.

Armed robber sponsor is advising innocent and gullible Nigerians.

He always remind me of Offa Robbery case.

Saraki should tell us where his boys are.

The man suppose join them in the act now. Make the show become 3some.

Allahu Akbar!!!

Heavenly bliss with 7 virgins (untouched).

He's very lucky.

Allahu Akbar!!!

You nailed it, bro.

I have stated this before

Villa12:
I'm actually not a Yoruba but I've lived in Yoruba land, Lagos precisely for long

Any Yoruba, Hausa or fulani man and woman campaigning for Obi should have a rethink and retrace their step back. Though this isn't supposed to be so but you see those IGBOS have turned this election to tribalistic one. They have even turn it to religious one

I will support and vote for Tinubu. He has more achievements, antecedents and legacies to point at as a governor and when he left government than EVERY other contestants

Tinubu is very much accommodating and tolerance than other contestants. IGBOS are taking political position in Lagos. IGBOS are civil servants in Lagos and other South western states. IGBOS are doing businesses freely in Lagos and other south western region

Please go to any eastern state to see if you'd see any Yoruba or Hausa man as ordinary councillor. It is a TABOO to the Igbo

To them their igbo president in form of Obi is the best after bread and butter while others are nothing to write home about. Support Tinubu or Atiku and watch them curse, bash or threaten you. They accused you of being paid for supporting Tinubu or Atiku while them are doing it freely. They always insult the Fulani and Hausas and call them all sorts of names. They even call them cow, almajiri etc. They insult the Yorubas calling them fulani slaves. They condemned Nigeria as a country. Claiming Nigeria is a ZOO

ACHIEVEMENT- I WILL VOTE TINUBU
TOLERANCE & ACCOMMODATING- I WILL VOTE TINUBU

For the northerners who reside in the north you can ask any of your family or friends living in Lagos and other South western states they will tell you how Yoruba are so friendly, loving and accommodating. Go to the state headquarter at Alausa ikeja you'll see igbos holding top position without any discrimination

Go to east and see how all positions are occupied completely by all igbos.

An average IGBOS are resentful, spiteful, hateful, bittered et al. They literally see themselves better, superior and more sophisticated than other tribes.

PLEASE verify this my claim if you aren't aware of it and make a decision on who to campaign and vote for

I leave you to your conscience

Factual

Villa12:
I'm actually not a Yoruba but I've lived in Yoruba land, Lagos precisely for long

Any Yoruba, Hausa or fulani man and woman campaigning for Obi should have a rethink and retrace their step back. Though this isn't supposed to be so but you see those IGBOS have turned this election to tribalistic one. They have even turn it to religious one

I will support and vote for Tinubu. He has more achievements, antecedents and legacies to point at as a governor and when he left government than EVERY other contestants

Tinubu is very much accommodating and tolerance than other contestants. IGBOS are taking political position in Lagos. IGBOS are civil servants in Lagos and other South western states. IGBOS are doing businesses freely in Lagos and other south western region

Please go to any eastern state to see if you'd see any Yoruba or Hausa man as ordinary councillor. It is a TABOO to the Igbo

To them their igbo president in form of Obi is the best after bread and butter while others are nothing to write home about. Support Tinubu or Atiku and watch them curse, bash or threaten you. They accused you of being paid for supporting Tinubu or Atiku while them are doing it freely. They always insult the Fulani and Hausas and call them all sorts of names. They even call them cow, almajiri etc. They insult the Yorubas calling them fulani slaves. They condemned Nigeria as a country. Claiming Nigeria is a ZOO

ACHIEVEMENT- I WILL VOTE TINUBU
TOLERANCE & ACCOMMODATING- I WILL VOTE TINUBU

For the northerners who reside in the north you can ask any of your family or friends living in Lagos and other South western states they will tell you how Yoruba are so friendly, loving and accommodating. Go to the state headquarter at Alausa ikeja you'll see igbos holding top position without any discrimination

Go to east and see how all positions are occupied completely by all igbos.

An average IGBOS are resentful, spiteful, hateful, bittered et al. They literally see themselves better, superior and more sophisticated than other tribes.

PLEASE verify this my claim if you aren't aware of it and make a decision on who to campaign and vote for

I leave you to your conscience

Go hire the services of 2 crazy professional prostitutes to come and constitute a nuisance in your house just for a whole day.

Make sure you don't have sex with any of them. Tell them their job descriptions, pay them handsomely. Trust me, that useless bitch will run for cover.

Uthman dan Fodio once terrorised this region as the head of all bandits before the advent of the British Colonial Government. Kidnapping for random, and enslaving others and taking other people's lands are their trademarks and it all started in the West Africa when that Fulani Terrorist dan Fodio introduced Allahu Akbar to the people.

I hope your husband has a mother? If he doesn't, then he should give the child up to the authorities in charge of the establishments where persons living with disabilities are being taken care of. Advise him to visit the Orphanage homes or the Ministry of Women Affairs, the Ministry of Welfare and Social Development, or the Ministry of Health, for proper guidance and direction.

It is well with you.

The mumu guy no get work now! What do you expect since she is the one feeding him from the remnants of food and the tokens she is getting from her Olosho parole.

Must she live in Lagos? Why not buying a house at a cheap price in Zamfara, Borno, Kastina and Kogi?

Yarinya, please go back to your state of origin and find peace with your ancestors.

This lie, lie of a man is afraid of losing his job. Tell him, breakfast go reach him soon.

I can imagine how Bihari go dey cry like a donkey when he is being beaten with terrorists' sticks

Women, Na so you go dey flex muscle wen you never see real money.

Are you saying you no get your price?

Like Iya Aladuke used to sing in those days:

...funrare ni o tu o! Funrare ni o tu, b'Obirin ba wo Sokoto to ba fi Oju kan Owo, funrare ni o tu!

Meaning:

A woman wearing a trouser will not be forced to unzip and remove the trouser she is wearing once she sighted a reasonable amount of money.

Bible even says ' money answereth all things'

I have seen a very rich and ugly diminutive (dwarf) man that have two sophisticated pretty ladies as wives, and still he has many beautiful concubines when a poor but handsome and tall guy couldn't get one.

Please, remind me of that Senator's name. I mean the one that married that beautiful baby actress

Applegirl22:
some girls dey,really try aswr, i cant imagin this tin ontop of mi. God4bid

Western Education is Forbidden - Boko Haram

Some girls are too possessive in their relationship with the guys they think should love them by fire by force. Their overbearing attitude is very repulsive. They think it is their fundamental rights to own you even if you hadn't had sex with them.

I was in a situation like this sometimes back. We were just friends, and have not even engaged in any form of toasting not to talk of smooching, kissing, et cetera. Before I realized the situation, she had already be forming 'the official First Lady'. Even my friends have started avoiding me whenever she's around. At a point, she was checking my phone every now and then, and even querying me if i chat with any of my female friends.Thank God I didn't touch the beast. She would have unleash a dragon on my enemies.

Stay on the Island and develop your skill and enlarge your network. As a graphic designer, go to Amazon Kindle store and create your own account and start making your own money and be self employed.

However, you will need to get connected with a reasonable, focused and gainfully employed lady on the Island, keep faith with the relationship if you really want to survive.

Aradugbo... titun ti zeh o!

And why is the Pope, the Archbishop cover their heads in the Church?

SmartPolician:
Although this seems good, someone should tell them that you don't wear caps in church.

Head or tail, the poor masses are the losers.

Udoboss:
Forget this....Hope you remember Atiku's position in Buhari's child marriage


They are all friends. Atiku, Obi, Tinubu....They would benefit if any wins

And many Agbero drivers

WibusJaga:
Imagine buying a Nigerian 4th hand car that has been driven by 4 different Nigerians.

If you are a Manager in an office where you can sharperly give a Quickie to your secretary/receptionist or any other female staff, then go back to your table to complete the day job, would you care about bathing?

Ask those girls why they carry perfume and body spray (or Mouth spray) about. They can do Doggy & give BJ anytime, anyway, particularly during office hours.

Is he not a Muslim?

barbstee:
Is Jandor not married?

I didn't see your mail. Anyway, my WhatsApp is 080 98 57 85 76.

Please chat me up

DeusXmachina:
I mailed you.

Thanks

DeusXmachina:
I mailed you.

I observed they all have big big mouths.

Please, chat me up. I sent you an e-mail message already. Thanks.

DeusXmachina:
I'm currently in the same position you are, although my debt is slightly less than your's and I've already defaulted on some.
Took out a loan to invest in a business that failed, and I'm struggling with this.

First off let me advice you on a few things, it may be tempting, but don't try to take out any other loans to payoff the existing ones, that was a mistake I did, not unless you have a stable employment and salary, then maybe seek out a debt consolidation loan to pay off your current one, and pay off the consolidation loan over a longer period of time. Or else You'll just be digging a deeper grave for yourself.

Second fairmoney offers a loan extension for 2 weeks for the cost of 10% of your next installment, if you think you can find enough money in that time to pay off the loan then it's a better option than defaulting, if not then don't waste what little you have.

If the loan app is connected to your ATM, I'd recommend you get online banking for your bank account and disable that ATM. Or move your money to a different account. Fairmoney may claim they will deduct from your other accounts, but it's all just talk, they don't have the ability or authorization to do that with just your bvn.

Fairmoney is registered as a micro finance bank, and with that they have to follow regulation. They can't just up and defame you just like that. They will be bothering you with calls first to repay, I'd advice picking up all their calls, and letting them say what ever they want to you, it will not be easy, but they only have authorization to call or massage your contacts in the event you start avoiding them. They are only legally allowed to call you or your contacts between 8:00 am, to 9:00pm. If they either defame you when you answer their calls, or call you at the wrong time, they can be fined.
They will blacklist your bvn, but it just means you won't have access to loans and credit anymore, your money and your bank use won't be affected.

The worse that will happen, is they take you to court, but they won't do that too easily, because of the cost and time involved, but in the event they do, just remember this is a civil case, not a criminal case, the chance of you facing jail time are miniscule.

I've flirted with the idea of suicide, but that's not for me, my spite and will to get through this won't allow me. I wish you the best of luck.

You will never find a perfect situation until you know where you are coming from...

In other words, LP is still learning to crawl. It will take another 4 years for LP to walk without being assisted.

IPOB priority

Reinaldo:
God forbid bad thing. Peter Obi is our priority

You don't understand. His problem is not about women. He likes to be left alone.

kenodrill:
This man is mentally unstable