Sucre6:
Let me give you legendary list of books way we read that year

-Chike and the river

-Ralia the sugar girl

-Passport of mallam ilia

-Things fall apart

-Arrow of the gods

-Lord of the flies

-Our husband has gone mad again

-Women of Owo

The one's I can still remember, them many, I don turn legend be that oh 😂

NOEC (New Oxford English Course)
Pacesetters ( Race against Rat etc)
The Boy Slave
The Return of Shettima
Without a Silver Spoon
Gullivers Travels
The Trials of Brother Jero
The adventures of Souza
Robinson Crusoe

These are the ones I can remember now


Omo... I have read books sha. All my shelfs are full.
I stopped buying hard copies now and opted for soft copies.

123yes:
Please who knows the pictures of this lady. We lost contact in 1987 in Zaria.
Her name is Nnenna. She is from Ohafia in Abia state. Anyone who knows her should DM me please
Call or WhatsApp me with this number. 08034505686

@op

ForUrgentSale:
Go to Twitter and you might find her, definitely not on this wack website

This is your best bet. Just go to Twitter.
I can relate. I hope you find her.

She's big boned.
That's all.
Such girls are very attractive.
The same lady in Jeans and snickers will turn heads.
The husband should pet her and she too should know she's wonderfully made.

Its social media.
Where brainless people celebrate mediocrity and downgrade excellence.

Those people that said she looks like a bouncer don't know what they're saying.
They should Google female bouncers and educate themselves.

MadeINchenzen2:
Travelled from Lagos to Ghana to smash a Facebook crush... Spent close to 200k, the trip was for 2 days... Worst part was that the smashing lasted for 1½ minute...

1½ minute!!!

xynerise:
Some of the features of New Generation men:

1. Prefers the latest and trending fashion, culture and lifestyle
2. Loves to test (sex) first before marriage
3. Easily gets emotional
4. Kneels to Propose marriage to their girlfriend/Fiancée
5. Very active on social media.
6. Doesn't have time to volunteer in community services and join community meetings
7. Prefers the latest technology and more technology.....


Some features of Old fashioned man:
1.Doesnt care what's trending. He just want to look smart and matured and he respects the old tradition and culture.

2. Getting married before sex
3. Doesn't get emotional easily.
4. Straight to business of marriage. Meet the necessary people and do what's right. No time for drama.
5. Doesn't have time for chit-chat and gossips or look who is trending. Except for business sake.
6.Volunteers in community services and partake in village meetings

7. Less technology.


I am among the old fashioned men 😉

Best to be a mixture of both.

About the lady that loves older men, she has a point. Some of these Genz are something else. (I said some.. not all).

Bazztadewu:
Thats why we are being ruled by a dunce and a liar. Nigeria is gone. Imagine this expired man still claiming 30 and falsifiedhis age cos of material wealth. His destiny is hell fire and he wont ever see heaven

Welldone o.
Gate keeper of heaven.

MichaelSokoto:
Pls kindly tell us d name of d app then we will take it up from there!

Modified!

Ok it's Super loan, my smallie them
I show dem renewed shégé, jagaban style last year!


Call dem now now and threaten them!

Then block their numbers and delete their app.

Or, just be the one to be threatening dem everyday morning & nite!
Their fada nyach!

If ur contacts call u concerning dem, tell ur contacts dat u lost ur fone and scammers used it to do rubbish.
Shikena!
Case closed!
Ya contacts will help u 2 execute d vawulence on their a$ses!


Pls paste their agents fone numbers here lemme giv dem small vawulence to take hold bodi!

Kai! Your body dey hot!
I don laugh tire.

As in the guy should even be the one calling them first to threaten them before they call him (Even twice daily: day and night).
Omo!
You're something else I swear.

The guy needs to drop their number though.
Let us all call them together. Cure madness with madness.

Na so one person call me one day dey abuse me that my contact kinikan borrowed money that I should tell him to pay.
I cursed his papa and mama that day. I add his grandfather join.
I dared him to call me again.

Best thing is to avoid them in the first place though.

I was just listening to "one kilometer, another language" last week.

majesticguy:
It's best you do your NYSC to avoid stories that touch. If you graduated above 30+ years of age, try and get the exemption certificate from NYSC.

It's better to have it and not need it than to need it and not have it.

You Sir, have read a lot.
I use this exact statement in most of my doings.

GambaOsaka:


🎶 Iwe Iwe Iwe Iwe 🎼 🎵
Iwe ….. Iwe. …..
You sabi book my guy
I’ll recommend you for Minister of Economic planning and Development 🤓

Him sabi book no be lie.
His moniker even says so.
Kudos to to him.

felong:

You're not going to heaven again.

Thank you op!

This is one of the best threads here with no name calling etc.
That being said, someone already gave you the answer.
OP, Go to any University for a course. This will open many doors at once:
1) You are forced to be in the University environment.
2). Your presence on Campus brings you in close proximity with lots of girls of all ages and background.
3) You can now make your choice after your due diligence. The keyword here is "due diligence". Girls on Campus are not smiling.

Goodluck in your quest.

yusufmurry:


ThankGod you mentioned Police and military

For me, lecturers? Those guys will not make heaven at all

Sir,
Please remove lecturers.
Thank you.

Yes.
Have personally met 2 (1/2).

Wahala be like fuel scarcity.
I just park the car one side and continue my life jejely.
Local man cannot be spending hard earned money in hard earned way to buy bad fuel.
In your case op, you hard earned wife is going... going...

1Sharon:


Shebi English language is not a test of intelligence and not the language of our forefathers.

So why now argue to prove to the English that Nigerians are more English than them?

Babes, I no get power.
You win.

1Sharon:


Abeg go and tell all of that to IELTS.

Shebi Nigerians state English language doesn't matter as it's the language from the colonizers.




If that's the case why Una dey figh tooth and nail to abolish IELTS?

After claiming English language is not a Nigerian language and doesn't matter for anything, you now want to prove to IELTS that you're more English that the English

Yimu.
Me? fighting tooth and nail to abolish IELTS?
Let me join you in laughing.

sherylbaky:
Articulacy is the ability to speak fluently, and this can be done in any language in the world.

Education is the acquisition of "personal development", knowledge, skill development, habit, morals and values, These are the essence of education.

Therefore, education could be acquired in any language.
Out of this personal development is 'exposure'.

Exposure teaches that we have different people around the world with different languages.
German speaks their language
Spanish speaks theirs
Portuguese with theirs as well.

Hence, if someone can not speak a foreign language or other dialects, it doesn't mean the person is not educated.
But if someone has failed in the area of skill, value,moral, habit or personal development, it's an evidence that the person is not well educated.

Wonderful!
Bia! You don marry?
If yes... Ermmm... Greet your husband for me.
If no... I want to marry you right now.... This offer expires in 24 hours.... Send a DM to get started.

PS: It doesn't matter of you have a boy friend. The offer still stands.
PPS: I have 2 wives already.

Back to the topic.
Fluency in English (or any language for that matter) is different from education/intelligence. Some people can speak English like fire but dem no sabi anything.

1Sharon:
I thought Nigerians love to say English is not a test of intelligence and fluency doesn't matter.

So why are they hung up on abolishing IELTS? Hypocrites.


Most Nigerians speak TERRIBLE English.

They need IELTS!

Nonsense!

English is NOT a test of intelligence.
And fluency only shows your understanding of any language whether you are intelligent or not.
You can be fluent in English and still be an ass.
We can argue from now till tomorrow but only real data matters.
Bring 50% of Nigerian. Bring 50% of Britons. All things being equal. Let them all write IELTS.
Lets see who sabi English pass.

Ishilove:
I'll be posting them as I receive them.

Caveat: I am not in HR neither am I affiliated to any of the employers. The onus lies on you to conduct due diligence.

Wow!
Thanks for this thread Ishi.
Wish more people can key into the same idea.

flokii:


The most scary part is that the said girl might be in a "no sex till marriage" relationship with the other guy she is planning to marry but is getting bonked steady by this OP and maybe others..
If one is not careful with that gender, you'll either have your seeds under another man's roof or you have another man's seeds under your own roof.

Omo.
All your points are just back to back hits.
All the op needs to read is your points and make a decision.

Let me laugh small.
Hahaha...

Modified...
You need to have a heart to heart with your mum.
1) If her reasons are just the physical appearance, no problem
2) If its spiritual.. then you need prayers.

It lasts approximately 2.5 hours with heavy stuff and internet surfing.
If I switch of my wireless with light stuff... It lasts about 5-6 hours approximately.

noobody:


You sent a pm,but the reply keeps failing,you can chat me up on my WhatsApp,cheers.

08100115319

Oh. Ok. Thanks.

pocohantas:
1: Use juju and hook one man.

Don’t waste your time going to Shiloh or all these scam pentecostal churches. They will end up hooking you up with one boring evangelist that suffers premature ejaculatiôn.

It is better you use your hand and hook the one you like. But treat him well.

Nothing wrong in hooking husband. Even the bible says the kingdom of God suffereth violence.

2. If you are open to polygamy, give it a shot.
As you get older in Nigeria, it gets harder to see a never-been-married man with noble intentions. So if you don’t mind polygamy, if you just want to have your kids by one man, find one polygamous man and have all your kids with him.

Poco!!
Juju ke?
But then....
Omo, man needs to be extra careful....

adubam:
I just want to share this painful and bitter scenario to job seekers out there.

So we posted a job advert and over four hundred applied. Three were selected for interview and only one appeared.

Salary is about 150k for a start.

So this applicant came and did well in both oral and written interview but she was not given the job because of this:

She was given a paper to apply for the job. Excellent write up though but she messed up the whole paper with cancellation and instead of asking for a fresh paper to start over again; she even went ahead and handed over it like that to my boss.

My boss concluded that she was an untidy and scatty fellow.

And that was all.

Please take note of this and try not to make this mistake.

God grant you your desired jobs.

Hehehe.... Wetin Sunne no go see for NL.
All Most the comments are dope. They 've said it all.

Bia op. Shey you can drop your company email anonymously? I wan check something.

This is better than sending him to jail.

PS: I'm not in support of fraud.

Parrie:
sigma male is just a combination of an introvert and an alpha male. Their zodiac sign is mostly aquarius.

Are you a psychologist??
You are so spot on!

Kriss216:

Obviously, she was into you.


I enjoy that boldness from them. It's orgasmic.

She was really into me.
Like seriously.

nezer83:


I agree with you, na singles dey knack pass..but when belle enter them go dey deny the knacking.

Abeg change that your dp those underlegs are irritating tbh.

No. Married folks have sex more than singles.
Research has proven that.