₦airaland Forum

Parrie:
sigma male is just a combination of an introvert and an alpha male. Their zodiac sign is mostly aquarius.

Are you a psychologist??
You are so spot on!

Kriss216:
Obviously, she was into you.


I enjoy that boldness from them. It's orgasmic.

She was really into me.
Like seriously.

nezer83:
I agree with you, na singles dey knack pass..but when belle enter them go dey deny the knacking.

Abeg change that your dp those underlegs are irritating tbh.

No. Married folks have sex more than singles.
Research has proven that.

Kriss216:
This latest version of Nigerian girls no dey shame or feel shy again to ask for sex when they're into you.

The few girls I was with before I gave my life to Christ almost diminished my life bar with sex. Favour will bluntly say "Oga, abeg drop that phone I wan fucck"... I go come dey feel shy on her behalf.

I love girls that expressed themselves freely.

You just brought back memories.
I miss that girl.
I once asked her, how do you even say such things without being shy about it and she said "No be my boyfriend? What's there to be shy about?"
I was just laughing.

SunshineHQ:
u no get those ones wey dey slack after 1 week?

Chai! So it can slack after giving him the gift abi?

Wetin he do you?

Somebody help me with that "you are not going to heaven again" meme.

bobowaja:
You look reasonable so I will engage you.

You still don't get do you? It is not the function of fg in the first place to collect consumption tax. The states allow her to do that cos they said they don't have the apparatus. But now that some have the efficiency to do so, nothing should stop the firs and FG from allowing them to go ahead.

And for the police. I am sure you know the states are agitating for state policing which the FG is proving stubbornness against. Eventhough the fg is aware it will be the best bet in ending terrorism and bandistism that has plagued the country. The people know their own lands better than anybody.

The fg currently have so many powers and responsibilities that it can't manage. Shedding it off will be best for everyone. And for the issue of vat, it is dead on arrival for fg to battle it. If they like they should take it till supreme court, they will still lose out cos they are battling constitution here, which they all swore to protect.

And for the records, vat is not the only place fg generates revenues from. Vat is the illegal part of it which some states are ready to battle away from them. The money is sweet and the fg is not ready to let go.

The biggest losers here is not the FG, she has other means of generating revenues for its functioning, it is those lazy states that practice all roads lead to Abuja at the end of the month without putting on their thinking caps to make something tangible for their states.

I wish I can give you 100 likes.

How is this news?
The person that brought this as news needs flogging.

Bathing under the rain is no biggie.


Modified:
This act of recording people without their consent and sending such video to social media needs to stop ASAP.
Someone needs to be made a scapegoat.

Why not sleep with the so called "friend" boyfriend too?
Sleeping with the father is an unbalanced equation.

TheGidRedpiller:
Oh and i just remembered there's always a bright side; MEN! if at all you watch korean series or the likes, pay attention to that strong guy who is most times the boss of the company the main girl in the series is working in.
Learn to be like him, pick as much redpill as you can pick from him, work hard to be as rich as his kind!

Actors who portray those characters can never get banned by the asian movie system

Spot on!

Waste of woman. Smh.
Tueh!

Accept first.
Then you can redeploy later.

Modified:
Please save towards that PC.
It could make you a millionaire (Trust me)

Ninejaywon:
@sunnedee2, u just took those words from my mouth. I don't
know whether it is just plain ignorance or something. How can one be taking beecham after sex? To cure or prevent what exactly?
Indiscriminate intake of antibiotics can destroy the Normal/healthy Flora of the body.

My brother, people need to be educated on the dangers of indiscriminate use of antibiotics.
You have sex you dey take antibiotics.
For wetin? Na PEP?
I tire jare.

Maybe one of these days I will create a thread to educate people on the dangers of these things.
Have a nice sir.

OkuFaba:
To avoid pregnancy.. Your pullout must be topnotch.

To avoid disease.. Always take Bicham immediately after sex and after six hours.. It will be easily eliminated before it settles

Aanu e se mi ( I pity you.)
First, it is Beecham not "Bicham".
Second, kindly google "antibiotic resistance".
The day you will fall sick (God forbid) and that "Beecham" will be recommended for you and it won't work again, that is when you will know its tough meat they call "nama" (Eran to yi la n pe ni nama".

Besides, each time you take "Beecham" you are destroying what we call "probiotic bacteria" (please Google it) in your body.

Modified:
"Beecham" is antibacteria and it doesn't stop fungal and viral infections (chlamydia, HIV, Hepatitis etc).

Stay safe sir.

This is interesting...

helloAri:
Having no emergency fund: Emergencies are not the moments you need an urgent 2k. Emergencies are those life and death situations that mostly catch you unawares. Having no emergency fund is how people who suddenly and unexpectedly lose their jobs subsequently lose their homes. It's how people who get stricken with a sudden health condition progress far worse, perhaps even permanently or mortally, because they didn't have the funds to care for it correctly and in time.

That's a good one there.
Even a rat has an escape route.

PhilipReigns:
It's because she's not so beautiful externally. Yes she is beautiful internally since she has a good heart but the more beautiful externally a lady is, the more competitive she becomes. And even they (the ladies) know this, that's why the finer she is, the more she forms for you and also the more options she has. Do you know how many guys ask a lady out a day, let alone a beautiful and stunning one? Except as a guy, you are also very handsome or you have money to meet up, it's hard to keep a beautiful lady for a year or two not to talk of 6 fucking years, in d name of having a future. Who future help? Any plans u have that's still in the future, anything can alter it. Nothing is quarantee in life, Nigerian ladies know this hence d reason they go for ready made guys.

You don't expect a lady that's so beautiful and attractive to stay with you in hunger in d name of having a future when there are so many rich dudes with GLK and lexus 350 asking her out a single day. Beautiful women are competitive, am yet to see a really beautiful lady who stayed and suffered with her man for future harvest, when they can made do with well to do guys presently hitting on them for a date? In Nigeria here? most will be carried away by rich and handsome toasting from other guys. Which woman wants to suffer? Story for the gods!

You are actually right. As in 99.5% correct.
However, there is always some exception to the rule. Few..... Extremely few..... Like (0.5%) attractive ladies stay with their men with humble beginnings till they make it in life. Again, they are very few.

Nelson21:
The photograph says it all.

If you are a guy and you're still struggling financially the best advice I can give you is focus on your hustle and ignore/avoid ladies.

If you cant ignore/avoid ladies because you are a weak simp, then go for ladies who are physically unattractive. Ladies that men look at once by mistake but never look at them twice tend to be more humble and patient when they date a broke guy.

Thank me later.

Correct! 100% Gbamsolutely.

Never asked for or received money here.
But I met someone who hooked me up online and I made over a million naira from the lockdown till now.
I also met another person who is helping me get established in affiliate marketing right now.
Nairaland is full of helpful people.
You just need to be careful to avoid being scammed.

slawormiir:
Damn nigga
Isoright....wizkid my niggar


That is not true....this is is faceless forum....I don't know who is who.....if I loose guard efcc go burst me

See ehnn...my safety is very important...as a matter of fact....the venza car i do drive got no plate number....this is to tell you that am doing everything possible not too loose guard

Now you don lose guard.
You just told everyone you drive a Venza without plate number.
Better change your car man.

@ purples25
Please try and relocate from that area.
We dont want anything to happen to our favorite artist.
The issue is deep now and if you bend to their will then you are game.
Meanwhile, with what I read, physical attack (including rape) cannot be ruled out.
So, please try and change location.
Stay safe sis.

purples25:
I left Nairaland for Real-world. Realworld is a code for another version of earth, where Nl is just an app in Nigeria. Let's just say the world has advanced to the level of travelling to other realms

Well, that's my fictional story on Nairaland. Feel free to draw anything silly and post your ideas with them. Sometimes you have to bring out the child or imaginative spirit in you.

If you see the way I have been making siren noise here, as in wow! wow!! wow!!! wow!!!!
Once again wow!!!
This is so amazing!
Nice job op. I mean Welldone.
I don't even know what to say again.

Please let there be a part 2. Ejoor! And quote me please when the part 2 is out.
Peace!

naomishmuel:
Good for you... I'm reserved so I don't think anyone would see that kind of "expression" that'd make the think I'm not a teen

I'm reserved too. But I watch what I put on. I discovered in a rude way that you 'll be addressed the way you dress.
Your low cut hair is a strike against you. Make your hair and you'll get some "respect".
Hear more, speak less.

naomishmuel:
You're not alone
I graduated from uni 2019... I was at my mom's shop last week and one man was like why didn't you go to school today (I even though he knew I was in uni). So I told him I graduated 2019.
Hmm my people, the next thing I heard was "now that you have your WAEC are you not thinking of writing JAMB?"

I was speechless! My mom heard it and was like Oga wetin you dey talk? A whole BSc holder bla bla bla
Abeg, I can't shout! I still prefer my looks jare I wouldn't want someone to think I'm older than my age

Wow! You look exactly like a Jambite.

My own is that even though I look younger (way younger than my age actually), my carriage and expression will let you know I am not exactly "young".

debbydams:
it not possible

Impossible is nothing.

Every minute.
So, no be only me?

Mylife89:
Update

She just called me to apologize, she confessed she meet another guy whom they recently started dating.

I asked why didn't she tell me, lol she said she was scared of losing me.

She cried and cried on the phone, she underestimated my smartness and observations

I told her, to take care I would never see her again, she should live happily ever after with the new guy.

I won't call her again, would block her numbers, she should not even try contacting me

While the crying on her end increased I kept telling her things I won't do and I meant all

I have done some and would do all, I was honest and loyal, I loved and have lost, am in pains but in the end I will be fine

Ordinarily, I don't comment on relationship issues on here.
But in your own case, I have one advice.
RUN!!!
Block her everywhere and don't ever reconsider.
What you know cant hurt you. But this one you know 'll haunt you forever if you take her back.
You'll always have that mental image of another guy shagging your girl and it will drive you crazy anytime you are with her.

Run bro. Run.

@op.
It helps if you state the location, show the interior pictures, side view, engine and rear view.

This is obviously staged.
But let's assume it is real, who in his right mind will choose a market as the right place to propose to a woman? He deserves whatever disgrace and insults that comes thereafter.

Wo, the woman should have accepted self.

They would have given birth to ogbanje, witch, wizard, alujonu and emere as children.

Nonsense!

MejiLoyon:
Microfinance bank....hehehehe. we've been there.

If you're lucky you'll be demoted. Else you will be outrightly sacked. Escalate the weyrey. Or else another will audit and they will drag you into it because you saw it previously and ignored. First give them hot query first. Copy head office

From a former area manager

Op, follow this advice. Consider the bolded part.

mu2sa2:
Just put the phone on plane mode at 10 pm unfailingly, make love if you desire it , have a warm shower if necessary, sleep for 7-8 hours and switch the phone back to full service in the morning.

Not advisable.
Emergency situations (security, health etc) may arise in the night that require your attention.

What happens when you have a flat tire?

Sapphimod2021. Hehehehe....
I support this wedding with one carton of Five Alive

Icyexpressions:
The future is female + Nigerian women are useless = Nigeria future is useless***


Drop the mic

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