₦airaland Forum

skyfall: You guys are extremely dvmb with your preachings & ITK counsels. Do you know how much is in the guy's account? Do you know how many years he's been working hard? So if he has investments he should go and announce them on the pages of newspapers. You're counseling a successful man, was it your counsel he followed to get to where he is today? And before I forget, you don eat today? SMH

oh keep quiet Mister!...its not about the amount of money he has right now. Besides, It wasnt like i was giving counsels, after all, what does sunnshyn know? However, the likes of Rashidi Yekini(God bless his soul) who was blessed playing football but still died a pauper, Enebeli Elebuwa(God rest his soul)a successful actor who couldn't afford to pay his hospital bills when he fell ill comes to mind. None of these people i mentioned seeked my counsel, maybe if they had read a post like this years ago, perhaps, they'll be here today still successful n alive...dont mind me jor, im just ranting.

To answer your question: No, I never eat today. you don chop?

Ijebulogic: Seriously Are you trying to whitewash the fact that this man conned his first customer and is smug and proud of it? I wonder why you feel i should be ashamed of myself for speaking the truth? I have no ill feelings towards the man o!! he wont be the first or the last business man to build an empire from defrauding customers...my real concern is with all the young men and women posting on how "inspired" they are by this man. Lets just call a spade a spade and stop trying to defend the indefensible.

If i may ask you sir. what exactly is your point sir? going by your posts, then all business people are fraudsters, isnt it? I thought people did businesses to make profits? abi has the concepts of business suddenly changed? please educate me, i want to learn...tx

Ibanga p: He has been saving dis money since he started his comedy career wen fuel was sold at #50/litre nd public transport was easily accessed. Now fuel is #120 nd u hav to pay more to access public transport wit so much stress, in nigeria wat other rainy days are there other dan now.

lol, im not one to be biased, just like to be realistic...what happens when he turns 60 and can hardly crack funny jokes anymore, the industry very fierece and competitive, the younger generation of the time wld be scampering to go watch/listen to younger comedians? my 'saving for the rainy days' post meant: investing into other areas, securing the future of himself and his family...not when he turns 60, an illness/disease hits him, then u'll find him and his family looking for donations and the rest...not like im saying that wld happen, but we have seen older actors/footballers/musicians dying in abject poverty or struggling presently to live decent lives...


Dont take me too seriously jare, what do i know?

..shebi this people won't save now for raining days? me im just saying not hating...

Congrats Basketmouth.

Oh! Nigerians should f*cking mind theirs businesses! Get d "log" off your/our judiciary system(citing Ibori and co)first before giving advises/analysing other people's system.

My people and their "I too know attitude"...mshtewwwwww

Engrkingsley: . R u sure u served in oyo state?? Iseyin camp is a write off Ooº°°ºoo...jus one question for u,was der a toilet Abi toilet no join ammeneties wen u suppose de use?? D football field was stonny and d topography was hilly,d kitchen is dirty and ur talkin of good food...and d queue to get water pass fuel queue....I served der too so,I'm talkin from experience

Uncle, learn to read and comprehend before making comments. Was there any where in my post where I claimed Iseyin camp was d best? I just stated my OWN experience. Yes! the food was quite ok(judging from my experience) and I ate it for 3 weeks. How do we know which is better/best when we only served in one camp? We can only compare based on other people's experience.

How does one tell which is best? everyone served in just one camp, if we had choices of sampling im sure we would be able to tell which is best.

Anyway, I served in Oyo State. Iseyin camp for 3 Weeks. Wasnt bad. Good food I must say...then sent me to Okeho in Kajola LGA to teach Chemistry, did i cry?? was fun all in all, all thanks to NCCF!

kolajoo: SEE WAHALA O. The guy is right, he said braamfointein which is in jozi not bloemfontein. Pls get it straight and dont confuse ur self. There is braamfontein close to ellis-park stadium joburg and bloemfontein in another province. Sharp

There's something seriously wrong with that dude....did she/he even mention Pretoria at all? And yes! Wits University is in Braamfontein in Johannesburg.

so no one attended my primary school, abi i didnt check well...

*Santa Maria Private School Palm Avenue Mushin, Lagos
*New Era Girls' Secondary School, Surulere, Lagos
*Delta State University Abraka, Delta State
*University of South Africa, Sunnyside, Pretoria South Africa.

By "two Ghanaian scu.mbags" Im guessing you were referring to Petrodollaz and Mad Lion? Sadly but true they were on point..If Nigerians won't conduct themselves in the right manner, outsiders will most definitely teach them how to.

Julieccentric: That's if she wasn't pinging and driving .. I pray for her quick recovery

Did you even read the post? Her boyfriend drove the Range Rover.

Nigerians and our ways! Very materialistic set of people! Look at them sympathizing with the Range Rover instead of the victims, correcting grammatical errors and wondering why another country chose to name her street whatever she liked ..May God have mercy on us all.

@Topic, I hope they both get better soonest.

The referee ooo...i really hope he doesnt face the same fate as the Egyptian referee that was asked to go home...he was kinda partial sha IMO...

Victor Moses!kai! This dude try gaaaan ni o....

yaaaay! watched o...who's this Ogude guy sef? and what's with the Burkina Faso players with bright blonde hair and very dark skin? Yuck!!!

..I'm not surprised some of my Nigerian people didnt understand why some informations were BLOCKED in the cover letter! NO! not surprised!

..if Wall Street Bosses that have interviewed and reviewed many cover letters from professionals and other interns are calling this the best cover letter ever, who then are you mere Nigerian employees with corruption in your blood stream to dissect and analyse this letter? See them saying the writer has pride, and that he is begging...abeg, make una carry 'shiar'siddon dey learn. Thats why Nigeria remains the way it is, cos we refuse to learn...This is a simple, honest cover letter from a prospective intern, who knows what he wants and goes about achieving it...I'm sure he eventually got the internship with the "blocked" firm...

WO, my advice to future interns, you had better use this as a template...it definitely will work everywhere in the world and Nigeria is no exception!

ugees: Haha, malama, what is it about the scorpio? why must we be dated? Please let me know about that trait in us let me enlighten those other scorpio in the dark about their salient abilities. hahaha. but seriously!

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Scorpio men are generally warm and great-inspiring friends..very resourceful too I must say....Dont know about you oooooo

vivian chinaza: I have really forgotten it before the guy I'm close to revived the issue last night, I guess he believes in it. And BAM we are not compatible! He discarded it asap saying he has no single doubt that we are meant for each other, . But as a woman that I am, I had to sneak out and research it very well before I make the biggest decision of my life.

You are Capricon and he is...? But see sis, if you"ve both been having a good ride and stuffs been working out well, and he's just you kind of man that's a good relationship. Like I said in my post, Horoscopes alone shouldn't be the only criterion for judging if ones compatible or not..

Horoscopes!! I used to dwell on it in the past. A man asks me out and I'll go: when's ur birthday? But as I grew older I realized one couldn't judge another based on these facts only. Environmental considerations as well as upbringing plays a major role in a person's physical, mental and spiritual development IMO.

I'm Taurean and I read I am compatible with Virgo, Capricon and Cancer. Cancerians happens to be the most secretive, emotionally-needy and insecure beings except ones that have evolved over time IMO.

Well, I still do horoscopes, but don't dwell much on it, but I have sworn never to date a SAGITTARIAN(Nov 22-Dec21) kai! Those pple suffer frm intense Personality disorder..

I love my LEO, Virgo, Carpricon and.......SCORPIO! Mehn!Evry woman needs to date a Scorpio once in her lifetime...REALLY!!

adaphic: e.

Sadly, I'm in a r/ship with a man who wants to marry me by all means, but I don't believe he deserves me.
Infact, to cut d long story short, he's a TYRANT, OVERBEARING, TOO INSECURED, AGGRESSIVE, HOT-TEMPERED n more.

I TOTAlLY feel you. Once had a bf like that, wanting to marry me at all cost too, he is the exact of what u described above...I called him up one day, sat him and pointed tabled reasons why I cldnt be married to him, he continued pestering me, I went further to report him to he's folks, I guess they talked sense into him, that was it. He eventually allowed me be when I started dating someone else...Maybe you should do the same...

Don't I just love Nairaland? First class reporters everywhere! Aljazera will be green with envy!

@Topic: how come no one's thinking about the people on board abi the vessel dey move by itself? Or has it barthed? All those Philipinos...I remember them...I hope they were not hurt?

My verdict:

Hair: Hair nicely pulled back to accentuate her neck and neckline

Colour of dress: Was a risk, she rocked it well, blends with skin tone. Such innocence..

Dress: Good...would have been perfect if it were floor length...

Shoes: not suitable for the dress

I'll give her: a 6/10.

Ho-ho-ho...story of my life!!

Well, I'm the only girl four. Got one elder bro and 2 younger bros...wasn't tough for me, only I became a woman/mother very early. I started cooking at age 9 when the last maid left. I was responsible for chore-sharing and enforcement, making sure my kid bros were back in time for supper, made sure they had clean-ironed uniformes for sch d next day. I wouldn't sleep until everyone was home.. Total welfare of my bros fell on me at a very young age. I didn't know if I was supposed to dislike/hate it at the time, cos I was made to believe that's how all girls behave.

Anyways, beside the boredom which left me shy, it was fun growing up! It has made me a strong, confident but shy independent woman...and am I glad!

Im forever moving...moved into a new apartment. Then went to pay a condolence visit to a friends wife that lost her new babies(twins)..was offered so much to eat, trust Indians..i just picked on the prawns..it was a time well spent as we all gave thanks for 2012 asking for more blessings in 2013...

Mummy: My dear
Daddy: Nne Ndubuisi

Mynd_44: Like sheeps to the slaughter. Make them continue their senseless and useless follow follow.

As Fela said, "If you follow follow them book, na inside gutter you go quench"

You are such a disgrace! So because you have a different believe, you feel it gives u right to criticise others? Get over ur silly self already!!!

[quote author=Godogwu][/quote]I have read most of your post here. And my advise to you is SHUT UP! You are ONLY 19 and still living off your parents cos I read a post where u said your parents sent u abroad for studies.
In a thread as sensitive as this, your only duty should be to read and learn, get first-hand experience from other people so you can make better future decisions. Ok?

Blazay(Callotti) who you referred to as a broke a$$, I also read where you boasted about your worth, lol is actually a 46 YEARS OLD WOMAN who has lived in the US for more than 20 YEARS! She is well read, about to go for her phD and has a good job as a NURSE! Becareful what you say on here and most especially who you say what you say to...cos you never know!

Be the good kid u are, and refrain from making some silly statements!

roymary: Well, Annie could do better.

Unfortunately, Annie NEVER seems to get it right!!

Mehn! How could I have missed this?? Mbanu!!

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Lalaosky's mouth?? Don't like it rara!! He's just ok abeg!!

Teenage Money: I go burst ur head ooo... 1992 no be 199* Hw person of dat age go dey SS2 Dem swear for am??

Well, dats nt ma real year ooo

Too many kids on NL sha! Common! Go and read ur books...1992 and u get mouth talk!

liyalla: which bad road? Shay PHCN dey for "US" nii? Or nah say U no sabe read? Omoh no be force to coment.

Na u sabi read but no fit comprehend! Olodo!

sexdntkillz: this i.d sexdntkillz is the one banned.

I didnt say anything abt an original i.d... This is the new me i want to keep.

There's something not adding up. You mean this ID: Sexdonkillz is the one banned and you posting from it? And you also mean you are a new member cos u stated that you just registered only yesterday? Yet u know Mukina and have ideas about how things work and run on NL already?

No again, u said:

"I didnt say anything abt an original i.d... This is the new me i want to keep" which means there is an original I'd, but u don't want to talk about it and you now want the sexdonkillz I'd in place of that?

Help us to help you dear..

Yea!! Wow!! Such amazing families!!

Mr Siena: a big softie, hardie, romantic all rolled into one...welldone sir!

Mrs Siena: wonderful mom and wife...she no like wahala rara!

And Siena reminds me of myself when I was little! Yepa!! Lol

Naijababe: aww...don't worry ma, hubby would be back sooner than you think. And sometimes you come across like you are preggy? Just my thoughts anyways...

Mr & Mrs Jarus: I gbadun una two...and I still dey watch una!! Lol

zumarock8: he is dead.(so sad)

Accept our sympathy...may he continue to rest in peace.

So tell us, what is it about him that you remember?

My Dad's still alive and by God's grace he'll be there to walk me down d aisle and cuddle his grand kids.

I'll remember my dad for his extremely gentle/quiet ways! He never ever raises he's voice, but when he speaks it sinks! He leaves the shoutings & spankings for my mom who (un)fortunately holds a phD in that department.

I'll also remember him for the way he treats my mom, with profound kindness and gentleness and thoughtfulness. He is my prototype of a partner.

Yes again, Baami loves to smell well. You can tell Baami's around from his smell. I never forget his famous Pheromone cologne those days, till I introduced him to Paco Rabanne Black XS...aww, that's what he still wears till date!! Ehn ehn! I must say this o, Baami is also famous for his pidgin english. I don't think iv ever heard Baami spoke a sentence of clear english o.. He speaks to us in pidgin, we reply in clear english...Lol.

God bless my Baami, ka chukwu bi n'igwe continually shower you with good health in body, mind and soul, Amen!!