₦airaland Forum

salafiyy: WE FAIL TO REALIZED THE PROBLEM WITH THIS COUNTRY, ITS BECAUSE WE ARE NOT GOOD PEOPLE OURSELVES THAT IS WHY GOD HAD CHOOSEN WICKED SOULS FOR US AS LEADER, THEREFORE, IF WE CHANGE WHAT IS WITH US GOD WILL TURN THINGS AROUND FOR US (FOR BETTER)

Hey Mr man, God didn't choose anyone for anybody! Pls leave God out of this. You were among those who went to polling centers to vote for these thieves in power! So enjoy them while they last...

That's what a woman gets when she mingles with touts!!

..Enough said!

Wow! Zig lived a good life inspiring people...

I love he's quote on marriages.

*If you treat your wife like a thoroughbred, you'll never end up with a nag..

*Many marriages will be better if husband and wife clearly understood they are on the same side..

And on success:

*Success is dependent on the gland - Sweat gland

*Failure an event not a person

*If you can dream it, you can achieve it...

RIP great man, see you at the top.

I really do not care where she's from..this is totally the height of "nonchalant-inefficiency"(pardon my use of words)! I mean, how she can put a pan on the stove and then go shopping knowing she's got a day care beats me! It really wasn't her first time...but definitely her last!

Now what happens to the dead child? What explanation would she give to the parents of the injured kids who trusted their wards to her?

Well deserved punishment IMO! I'm sure other silly mushroom daycares with rotten facilities will learn and shut down completely!!

Very true OP! Its a mind-trick. That's how I see it.

He cheats and then accuses he's partner of all the wrong things he does, knowing that she wouldn't even think he's guilty of all that she's been accused of thereby trusting the unfaithful he-goat wholeheartedly !!

And iv noticed, the ones who does these things aren't d ones cheating with just a girl, but with truck loads of numerous girls!!

Its applicable to the women too no doubts!!

Clean, cute fine men! Kudos to their mom(s)..

I see individuality! No copy-copy!! So I'll go for...all three of them!

tellwisdom: May you never witness peace,joy,jubilation, prosperity till you breath your last breath...you this infected biitch roaming the forum with your sickness....I hope that serves you and your family right.

Ramblings of a poverty-stricken, dirt-poor, success-hating lunatic!!

Please return to the hole you crawled out from, your disease is contagious dummy!!

Haba na! Height of wickedness! So he was flown from Bayelsa to Aso Rock Clinic? The same Clinic that others run away from?

Ha Mr GEJ, its not good o...well, maybe Meni was a prodigal half-brother who wasn't qualified for treatment and its likes in Germany??

I hope this news isn't true sha, if its true, then:

RIP Meni,

Happy birthday Mr President.

tellwisdom: You dont even know if that car is borrowed. u don begin trip ...Essien ko, mourinho ni

You will end up very sorrowful and a pauper that you still are if you continue like this I promise you!!

Foxy_Rebirth: I was going through the dictionary to check meaning of words while reading an exciting novel, it later occurred to me, if it is to be Honourable Patrick Obahiagbon that is to teach us simple proverbs and their meaning in school, how is it going to sound like, going by the way he murders vocabulary...

You obviously lifted this from somewhere OP! Take a good look at this paragraph I quoted? Who writes like that?

"If it is to be Hon..." Really?

Abeg, let's stop promoting mediocrity! What's worth doing should be worth doing well!

Btw, plagiarism is an offence, just so you know!

I graduated from Chemistry Delsu!

Yepa! The fear of Dr Nwajei n Dr Max is the beginning of wisdom! Choi!

I try as much as possible to add VALUE to the life of any man I date...if I met you a broke azz, trust me, you can't leave me still broke! I'm one of those very special breed...

Therefore comma NONE of my Ex-es will EVER turn me down when I'm in dire need I promise you...

And I ONLY CALL when I need their help!

Ring.. ring..

Him: Nne, kedu?
Me: ofuma, I need R5k kita biko
Him: for what kwanu? Ok ok, check your account 12pm tomorrow
Me: Thank you. How's ur girlfrnd?
Him: Asam, You know I still love you
Me: ok bye, talk to you tommorow when I get the alert!

Na so!!

None come asking for money o..Never has an ex of mine been too broke to come asking me for money, maybe I would give sha, but it hasn't happened! Until then...

lightheart: And its a wrap! #dopeLines
Nice one....nice one.
#Favourited

Stop the insinuations bro. There only will be ONE WINNER, sadly it wasn't you. Accept defeat nicely. There are lessons to be learnt from every task/ competition. Learn what you need to better equip yourself for the next challenge and keep moving on!!

More creativity bro!! cheers!!

redcliff: wow. All i can do is to congratulate the winner.. thought i had the competition nailed. its all good. Atleast i know i am part of the best.

You are a winner too Redcliff, you did a good good job!

Weldone! More creativity to ur already creative mind!! Cheers!

I followed the contest quietly, & in all fairness @yusufu deserved to win, @redcliff, I like your ads too..

Every other contestants tried o, begging and asking Seun to review their corrected works, working endlessly to meet the 24 hrs then 90minutes deadlines, some even asked for more grace...eeyah! lol

All of una try!

Weldone!!

To do what?

Obodoakpu in Umueze, Ibusa...my grandpapa compound na him be d head quarters for ndi amosu I tell you!

I did while in d Uni, and my eyes saw shege! Never again!

Ndi ojoo!!

Okija_juju: Okay.. Thanks for telling us that you have an American Visa.. NEXT!!

He could be illegal for all we know...let him keep making love to them akatas!! After battling with full blown AIDS and refused a space in their cemetery, he's body will finally arrive Nigeria, albeit in a body bag! Weyre!!

@Topic,

Very sad indeed! RIP to d dead! May God comfort the family you left behind.

See this OP o! Drinking panadol for someone else's headache? Btw, who knew her before surgery?

Its her life, let her live it d way she so pleases!

Live your own life!

mekaboy: SHE DEY.GREET YOUR FIRST OUT OF SYMPATHY, BECAUSE.OF THE.WAY SHE.BEAT U?

I would be insane to even begin to think of boasting about how I dealt with her. With all my vexation and anger??

No sweery, girls' don't boast about such, not my kind anyways!!

Elebiju: Hmmmm,that was 3yrs ago, I remembered fighting with my twin bro from day 1 till we got to our very late 20's three yrs ago,men our fight dey hot o,we dey smash bottle full ground wella,he once stabbed me but I plank him mercilessly most times,those were my hey days in BAN but now we are reformed and nobody dare mess with us though he is married

Hmm, I remember back then in my neighbourhood, we had this twins(matured o) too that were always fighting, breaking each others head and disturbing everyone's peace! The twin's kid bro was/is still my frnd. When the twins just starts their wahala, he'll come by my place really broken emotionally! it was pathetic!

@Topic,
I did in the University 2005 o, Warri girl wanted to intimidate me lagos chic, I was scared at first cos it was my first physical fight, but summoned courage somehow, till I left Delsu, the girl dey see me dey greet me first!! I was glad!!


Would I do it again? We shall see!

babaowo: .... when u relocate to southy long time hope u doing good

Ha ha ha! I'm good o! How have you been?

Aww, too bad people miss out on some delicious stuffs!

Kai! Sunnshyn's a FOODIE! I eat EVERY!

I love my jollof rice with long slices of onions! Jeez! My bro back in d day used to cry when I cook jollof rice cos he's also a picky eater n forbids onions lol!

The only thing I'll say I don't like much is raisins, but trust me, with peanuts? I'll eat a 500g pack in 30minutes...hahahah

berem: is 50 rand the highest denomination in south africa? he deserves more than that abeg!

Madam, read and comprehend before commenting!

Madiba has he's face on one side of ALL the new notes. The highest denomination is R200 = N4,000 and he's face is on the front side, with the smallest R10 = N200 with he's face on it too!

@Topic,

YaaaaY! Off to the ATM first thing tomorrow to have a feel of this new notes! A well deserved honour I must say!!

acidosis™:
Not now that they're busy emulating Kim Kardashian and Rihana

Who says? Cos that's what your girlfriends and sisters are busy with doesn't mean all Nigerian women are!

Stop stereotyping!!

Not surprised most are from the oil & gas industry.

What happens if Mrs Oby Ezekwesili's prayers get answered and this oil eventually dries up?

What happens Nigeria?

Maybe I haven't understood your question correctly. But I'll answer according to my understanding...

For me, first I'm SELF MOTIVATED! If I am for instance interested in a particular goal, all I need do is set my mind towards it...

Then,

Money is the lubricant that oils my self-motivation..lol

Success doesn't come with money immediately sometimes, for instance: if you are a researcher in a particular field, it eventually pays off on the long run..

Then Success brings Love; fake or original...what does it matter? when one is successful with loads of money to show for it...

Hi OP,

Life isn't fair, is it?

As unfair as life is, you too can/shall make it...

Please PM me your email address...


Life!!

Imagine people telling a person in dire need to go for Masters, start up a small company, bla bla bla...with what?

Talk is cheap!

Ouch! 200GB?? Omg!

More than half of my current life is spent on the internet presently..and since I prefer to work independently most times, 200GB would be awesome!!

Researching on some solidifying agent for some Organic fuels for some companies presently amongst other things...men! I'll download all the e-books I can lay my eyes on...I'm itchy already!!

But why only for one month??

Huh? I don't like it @ all! & my future hubby knows better than buy me this! Walahi, I'll be so pissed. My doll gan would reject this!

I love my automobiles well endowed at the rear..

My BMW 350i's a true reflection of me....

1025: , if i become a gov, i will sure break record by buying a private train.


God will surely catch all of una wey say we no go enjoy our God's given
blessings.

Shebi you people can see the supposed "leader of tomorrow"
Private train with whose money? Ok ok, I get, your already planning to steal too okwa? Even before primaries and election??

And in the next heart beat he calls God!! Who were u refering to by the way? The present govt or the masses who won't allow you to steal when d time comes??

I'm really holding myself from calling you names!!

Anuofia!