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fluid26: Sadly, treating a woman right does not guarantee anything. It's a heart-wrenching truth.

Becareful about the kind of women you keep!!

Yuck! I hate basmatic rice, that smell is horrible!

Billyonaire: Freedom of Speech is allowed, please do not take that freedom from him, at least not yet.

I haven't taken anyone's freedom Mr Billyonaire, I have ONLY expressed my disappointment @ d said person's post which by right I'm entitled to until Seun says otherwise.

tiniyata: @OP u said u had an arguement with ur husband, n he abused u physically, but u never said what u did that made him hit u (even tho i do not support abusive marriages, i think u must have ran ur mouth carelessly). u said he said u dont cook or clean, that means u are lazy and u dont do anythin at home and that could piss anyone off, n i trust he always comes back to meet u fat and lookin all old, cos u would prefer to tie wrapper and pay less attention to him. I am not a fan of hittin any woman, but i do not support lazyness and the idea of u not supportin ur husband in whatever he is doing, like u payin 1/3 of ur rent is no biggie, afterall he paid 2/3. U expect him to be payin everythin and leavin his car for u, so that when u bash it, u expect him to send money to u to repair it cos u feel its his car afterall, and if he doesnt do it, and yells at u for scracthin his car, u call that verbal abuse. My friend amend ur ways, i have seen ur type alot, and most always have disgustin attitude (they are never wrong), and tend to paint their husband black outside so that every one sees them as excellent while the husbands wicked...rubbish (lets see ur husbands version)

You are so disgusting.. why didn't you just wait for her husband's side of the story before passing your silly judgement??

Some men on NL sha...smh

Dumb post..

This is how its starts...Dino Maleyes in the making!! Silly men with fish-like brains!!
By all means patronise them hookers...who cares?

Not strange...most South African chics are like that..."do everyone do-able", as long as there's Cigarette, alcohol and transport back home!


Smh!!

mojounited: #Grosshttps://www.skyscrapercity.com/images/smilies/puke.gif

Eh ehn, u pretended not to see the part I was asking you out ba?? Ha ha ha ha...ok o...

mimicue: *pukes* ur taste in men is awful no offence tho. Buh u can't find a young man wiv those attributes I'd say men over 50

Does it matter what you think hun?? No mon cherie..lol

fluid26: It appears there's something missing from the list...

What would it be mister? *going through my mind again*

joudini: *Woman touches man*: she is just a toucher. Touchers talk with their hands. The man should deal with it. Since when did response to touch become a bad wrong? Or is there a law that says you should respond to only your wife's touch? Even when the man is married.

*Man touches woman*: he is a serial chronic female molester. He is one huge cancerous, pulsating mass that should be sent to a lab to be dissected, analysed and studied for rational people to determine how just possible it is for a man to be so sexually pathetic stunted neocortex deprived fuktard.

Yeah, just the concise satirical synopsis l came to this thread for. Leaving satisfied.

Oh Jeez! *jumps off a cliff*

daisyella: Lol u r sipping on d wrong kind of weed

One can also find liquefied weed?? Wow! Anyways, don't smoke or drink...tx

Ranoscky: Believe u me, the above got me laughing real hard, mehn! Lol.

You sure love a good laugh don't you Ranoscky dear? Lol

Mynd_44: Then perhaps your neighbour foes and you are high from second hand smoke

No neighbour anywhere close...CO and its like's far from me..strange but sane like that..

claremont: I can't believe that a cute lady like yourself would prefer a pot-bellied, bald man. Good luck with it though.

"A little bit of round belly" Claremont sweety,, that's what sυηηshyη™ said...if I wanted a pot-bellied man like Papa Ajasco, I would have stated precisely...

T_Bademosi: She aint talking much but she is saying a whole lot... Nice literary statement.


But seriously u'r weird... Unique maybe. I almost tot u smoke until u confessed odawise to Mynd.

Thanks love...and Yes, I still don't smoke...lol

mojounited: @sυηηshyη™,

Your strangeness and weirdness should win an accolade...choi Anyway, lemme check if my heavenly-fitted spec would match with yours...

*About the belly - Mine's normal but I'm hitting the gym from Monday... tough luck

*Hair-line? - I aint bald dear #Jeez, your spirit must be like 1000years old..

*I'm right-handed... #And I fail, yet again..

*Not a "Nerdy-looking man" as I don't wear medicated glasses and just don't act like one.

*Calm-talking - Duh! Finally, a point where the cap fits...albeit football brings out the parrot in me.

*Non-confidence: I come with a tad bit of shyness like a brand new Bee-Ma-W, all new products do

Yes, now u have it; just random thoughts of myself sha, people may describe me differently though. So, it pretty much seems like we're worlds apart...so good luck in your search...

PS - I can actually perceive the stench from that your poo on my monitor...#Tragic!

Lol@ heavenly fitted spec...well,you didn't expect we'll be 100% compatible did you?
Don't worry about the many other places you failed, we could make up for them all...*smiles...


Yes, that poo smelled like something outta the septic...yuck!!..#epic!!!...*tongue-out

SalemLord: Everyone with their own choice

Exactly! I'm glad you see it that way!! Ur unique too..don't be told otherwise

Rukemi291: Funny.

A pot bellied man? I picture u pregnant and holding hands with him on the street

A near-bald man? Lol.

A Lefthanded man- Lefthanded men are so romantic. i think Dat's the best point

Read dear! Read!! "A little bit of round belly"...anyways, I did warn you I was strange...*shrugs*

sauer: I aint done nothing yet, but can immediately tell this one is a newbie.
Attention-seeking and picture on profile!

Ah ha ha Mr saucer(does this ring a bell?) Oops! sauer, my bad!! Lol..

You forget too easily don't you??

gree-die:
The last three attributes, especially d fourth one? Soooo hawt!

Really? How nice!! AHa ha ha ha ha

joeydozzy: that shitt really did a number on you

Mynd_44: Smoking under the hot sun is a bad thing

I promise you I don't smoke...

kemiola89: Goodluck with your search madam

Thank you madam

frank3.16:
Why do I have a feelin dat u are lying or perhaps the poo is nt making u think straight (while I imagin how sexxy u are sittin on that thing with ur pantss down and...) ok back to topic.


Are u out? Ok go back and read ur post. Rewrite it, I bet u, we will see a whole lot of difference.

No lies bro! Weird isn't it? I agree too..

tobechi74: U may remain umarrid oooo

Why do u feel so? Anyways, I hope not..lol

Eeyah! Its your sincerity I admire!!

I hope she enjoys her stay when she eventually visits!

Bless you bro!

Ok, its my free day today and its friday..

I'm stooling...typing this sitting on the toilet bowl...(I wonder what I ate)he he he he he

So, been lying in bed, random thoughts flying through my mind...

Mom calls me with updates about my friends in Lagos getting married each saturday, she's not talking much, but she's saying a whole lot...*sighs*

So, I'm trying to define in my head what my Ideal man would/should be...

I'm strange and weird like that, especially going by the kind of physical 'whatever' I'd love to see in my man..lol

Allow me list a bit of them attributes..

*Little bit of round belly(6 packs and d likes are just not my thing)

*Receding hair-line (ha ha ha) I love my man with a little bit of baldness! Didn't I warn you I was weird from the start?

*Lefties (Jeeeez! I love left-handed men) can't explain why though

*Nerdy-looking men (No really, I can't stand the bad-boy looking kinda men! Puleeese! Wear prescribed glasses, and I'm all down!

*Calm-talking (loud and everywhere kind of men? no! no!)

*Non-confidence: Now, let me explain this a bit, if a guy comes to me bursting with lots of confidence, I'll be instantly put off and on guard...so just come with a little bit of shyness(I'm extremely shy) and I'm down..lol

Yes, now u have it...just random thoughts sha, I'm done poo-ing...lemme clean up, would be back!

N.B: You may bash this thread and the poster, but please don't move this to the front page, cos we have lots of poo going on there already don't add this to them...!!

sυηηshyη™

Sagamite: May your family and descendents live the lives provided by the leaders you pray for.

May they never live a life better than what those leaders intentionally give your society.

Totally uncalled for oga Sagamite!

Chanchit: Big lie..! How won't she knw she's pregnant..? She dey do her period..?

It so happens that some women are pregnant without knowing until they finally give birth. They would have monthly periods and no bulging stomachs. I can't explain this medically though.

The program 'I didn't know I was pregnant' on TLC enlightened me.

vivacious vivi: Mehn this one is real Nollywood story o! But come o, that Cashier is stupid. One would have expected her on seeing the caller ID, to shout something like " Abeg Abeg sister, a customer is implicating me in a robbery here o, I cant speak to anyone now" or something like that. Her partner in crime too should have grabbed na. Dumb chick

Shame! And to think you are another woman encouraging the said crime...I'm sure you didn't evn read the part where it was stated that everyone was listening via the amplified speaker!

Ole oshi! You too will be caught soon! Shior!

He who says money cannot buy happiness doesn't know where to shop ~ Unknown

The only rule to success....Never say all you know ~Unknown

Pencils are made with erasers to give a second chance, real logic is: erasers on pencils was made small to remind you that chances are limited.. ~ Unknown

Those who say it cannot be done, shouldn't interrupt people doing it...