₦airaland Forum

Enyimbamercedes:
On Nairaland, our “wildlife photographers” capture the wildlife, mutilate it and then take pictures to ask us what the name of the bush meat is.

lol

kiddkash:
anything to trend

swearz

GioneeOnline:
good day sir our M11 also has amazing features too just take your time and get ued to the device , thanks.

I know it does, but I missed that particular feature especially.

Ayostically:
honestly the m5 mini is the best phone I have ever used. unfortunately it developed screen issues just as the complaint above and I had to lay it to rest.
I bought the m11 but I was disappointed. I'm still struggling to understand this m11. A lot of appealing features on the m5 mini are missing here

Like Automatic calls recording... I missed that do much.

Please, who has an Idea about the location of Gionee Service cent in Ajah, if any at all.

CoronaVirusPro:
Go and toast her mother

lolzzz...... Abi... :

na because e don affect una na u de pray abi

CrudeSon:
Stupid

lack of handwork

na wa oo

goderlist44:
But God can still do it my friends either through long or short legs. I believe in him and he will surely do it for me.

SMH

goderlist44:
Thanks for the update. By God grace I will surely join u guys very soon. All I knew God will surely do it for all of us who believe in him. congratulation on your new appointment.

Hmmm, people will be getting appointments through long legs and still be calling and thanking God.

Nigerian Christians and hypocrisy sha.

No one should quote me!

Chemenger2017:
Fertilizer!!!

Fresh or Experience hire?

CAPSLOCKED:
well, I reached an armistice with seun, for regular supplies of yams, kegs of palm wine, vibrators, and other things that I like. once he goes back on his terms.... I UNLEASH.

I thought you got banned for going against rule 11.

Probably why you are now using small caps.... missed the All Caps though.

BlackHummer:
Nope. I got a call from HR for fertilizer around august but have not heard from them since. I also know of a nairalander that used to follow this thread who waa also in a similar situation. Not sure if he was eventually called though

Hmmm, those Dangote guys sha...

BlackHummer:
Is there anyone that did psychometry july/august that has been contacted for medicals?

Have you?

peacettw:
Hahahahaha.. Kk.. Maybe you are the older version. The one I knew from way back was a lot weirder and silly

I think back then we never knew who MrCork was, but the moment he posted his pix on his profile... That obvious mystery that surrounded the weird moniker got eroded and now he's easily mocked because of his stature... Probably that also affected him mentally.

Sort of bruised that previous weird ego he used to have.

Anyway, what do I know.

janettee:
You can't really change that you know .
I don't mind as long as she doesn't try to preach to me.

Lolz... Funny you.

janettee:
Ps: My parents know I'm an atheist so it's not something I try to hide from them.

Hmmm, I guess it's easier for you especially with your Dad not minding... But what about your Mom? Doesn't she pray for her daughter from time to time to receive "Christ" like most Nigerian Moms do. Lolz.

janettee:
Most married Nigerian women here are still very religious though. Even those popular Nigerian churches in Nigeria can be found here in major cities.

Even in the small city where my parents live, there's this Nigerian pastor that runs his own church there too .

Hmm,

So do you still go to church?
Like don't your parents force you to, since it seems like you still stay with them... I might be wrong though.

janettee:
You don't know me so you can to draw conclusions.

I didn't run away in that sense though .

Well, I drew conclusion based on the fact that most married Nigerian women tend to be prayerful as a way of managing their marital problems.

And you're a Nigerian lady, so if not that you've "ran away", you would most likely be like them... But like you said, I don't know you, so might have been an exception.

janettee:
I was never one.

Lolz, you would have... But you don run away.

janettee:
Maybe it's normal for men to be irreligious in Nigeria. Go to prayer houses, it's mostly filled with women.

Also, women are the 'prayer warriors ' in most families .

Lolz... for your mind now, you've escaped being a prayer warrior abi?

janettee:
When I revealed I'm an atheist to my cousin, she took it personal and was angry about some statements I made. That's just one instance.

So I imagine I wouldn't have been outspoken.

Also in Nigeria, people will literally hate you if you don't agree with the norm.

You are right sha.

I guess the stigma or "hate" is most likely more for girls than guys like us...

Naija sha.

whitelotus:
So that religious nigerians will call her a daughter of satan?


Just go and see the abuse one kiki got because she supported gay rights on Twitter.

Hmmm, the Hypocrisy in Nigeria is staggering sha.

janettee:
Irreligious person? Yes!
Outspoken? No!

Lolz, this is the reason why it's difficult to find irreligious single ladies in Naija.

Pray tell, why wouldn't you have been outspoken if you were in Naija?

janettee:
She's actually right about me not being single.

Well, all the best with your boo, O.!
Lol

janettee:
Apart from fierry, my other Nigerian female friends are Christians.

They are just 2 anyway.

Most Nigerians here are still religious sha. It's hard to meet atheists or agnostics who are Nigerians.

Hmmm, interesting.

If you were still in Nigeria, do you think you'd have been an outspoken irreligious person like you are now?

janettee:

Lolz,
don't tell me she's trying to shield you from all these able Naija Irreligious Bachelors by saying you ain't single oh...

fieryy:
That'd be a long ass distance relationship. I'm sorry, I can't really help in that regards. Janettee is the only Nigerian female friend I have, but even she is in Germany and isn't single.

Eyah,
the purpose of this thread is almost defeated.

Lol.

Long distance relationships ain't fun, although there are ways one could work around it.

janettee:
She's my real friend na.

Yea, I did deduce that... Since you too are in Germany like her.
Pretty cool though.

fieryy:
What? How? They are in Germany lol

LMAO... So they don't and can't date Nigerians that ain't in Germany huh?

fieryy:
Lol...yeah, I do.

Yayyyy!

Hopefully, some of us Nairaland's single irreligious guys would get connections to some of your friends if they're still single and searching though... lolz