Spikesystem:
This ride is a take away...Rain or Shine.
Buy and drive..

Engine pix

A305:
* I have never been to shoprite

* l have never been to the cinema

* Other than 2face idibia, I have never seen any celebrity before.

* Only ever been to the beach once and that was when I was 12.

* Never smoked, tasted beer or alcohol.

* I hate chicken, Meat and Turkey, Only eat Fish.

* Never had sex with a white girl; which i must still accomplish.

* Never been outside of Nigeria.

* I have never rode in exotic car(s).

* This is funny, I give our cars for Uber but have only booked a ride once in my life.

* Only ever been to my village once, I was maybe 6 or 7years old at the time.

* Never attended a wedding event in my life.

* Never attended a burial ceremony.

* Never been to the club and many more I can't remember now.

You are an Introvert or what?

Wickedfacts:
The soldier who said he "doesn't care about useless democracy" should be identified, tried for treason and and executed. This is very important. No country jokes with this kind of nonsense.

The remaining should face court martial, be dismissed, prosecuted and jailed for life.

See the rubbish you posted. Didn't you read last month that travellers waiting for the military to escort them into Borno were attacked by BHT and they soldiers came to avoid same.
It's a tradition that soldiers escort travellers through dangerous roads in borno for fear of attack from BHT.

Now the soldiers fought for the masses, it's an issue, why is the COVID 19 task force keeping them?

Just so at night they can extort them before letting them in.

Read that story again and travel to any border and see.

These guys are doing alot with little or no resources, the best you could do is keep quiet..

Ebus12:



But that will make him more aggressive bro

Come oga, they aren't telling you to fight cause you will beat him.
They are telling you to fight, so as to uphold your integrity and relevance.

He may beat you, but you will make a statement which is; I will stand you Anyday anytime.

Don't be weak.

Abeg go and look for his trouble and fight him. Take the fight to him this time.

PS: be ready to take the beatings, but be rest assured it would be the last.

DenreleDave:
Very funny aswear.. U were so stingy to buy kolo for ur sef, u don't av a bank account...

U want to use mortein container

Nigerians are mad in one way or the other sha


What if someone enter ur room thinking na Mosquito killer he Wan carry come carry ur savings go

Well if u reside in the east, anambra to be precise, u can get a land for 25k sha.

Their is a place like that wey erosion Don finish the land, call me if u need it

I need it oh

GAZZUZZ:



I'm not a preacher of love......

GAZZUZZ sorry don't know how to reach you, have been following you and wanted to ask, if this car here is okay for me to buy. It has 120k miles on it. But they said its sound and I don't know.

This is my first car ever and I am anxious kinda

ellalina:
In what seem to be an unbelievable story, a friend confided in me that she has been dating her husband on Tinder with a different profile and the drama is totally worth your time.

Uju(real name withheld) has been having series of problem with her husband. A 4 years old marriage with 2 lovely kids. According to her, the birth of her second child begets the end of romance in the marriage.the husband is always online chatting, watching porn and not giving her any attention despite the baby being 6 months.last month during the lock down, she had an opportunity to go through his phone and her findings shows he has been involved with various ladies online and have even met one in an hotel on a night he told me he was going for a trainning in Abuja.
that night, she confronted her hubby but instead of quarrelling, she asked him what has changed and why is he is no longer sexually attracted to her. His response was that they recently had a baby and he is just waiting for her to get back in shape.

At first, uju said she felt low and was ashamed of her body but she decided to prove herself by creating a fake tinder account and adding her husband with a random picture and a different name.

The husband soon responded to her request and they started chatting. Not long after, he started requesting for boob pictures and camel toe pix.

She started by sending him her laps and he almost went crazy. The next day, she requested for money for data so she could do a video call. Her husband sent her 10k not knowing he was chatting with his wife.
that evening, he sent text that he was ready for her and went to the toilet.
Uju sent her hubby boob pix and her belly button. He went wild and said they were the sexiest he has ever seen Not knowing he was chatting with his wife,
Every time he tries to initiate a video call, she picks and show her body but not her face without saying. Word.
This has been going on for 2 weeks till she came to me.
I really want to understand why the same body he claims is out of shape is sexy to him online.
What do you think guys, should she confront him.

Very fake story. So which account name did he send? Or doesn't he have the wife's account name and number not to know? And if she used a random name, how did she get the money

Story

Ybaby:


Those men are myopic. That is like a woman disrespecting a man because she bore the child.

Each party brings a certain resource(s) to the table and they are equal but different.

It is only an silly man that will disrespect his wife because he pays Bill's.

In saner climes the wealth is shared into half when dissolving the marriage - you know why? Becos if the man had to baby sit and nurture he will not have so much wealth and much more.

What a woman brings to the table is intangible eg peace, love, dinner time, family together time, spiritual time and when you force her to concentrate on the tangible guess what she can no longer bring the intangible.... so peace is the first to fly out then dinner time follows, picnic and family togetherness is gone.

She hates the man for it.

A woman must have her own money, own her own business or job but if her boss slaps her butt - a catered for woman will slap him back right away but if she is the bill player she takes it and becomes his girlfriend sef then the man comes on NL and says he is being cheated on.

We discuss the effect but the root is because she needs to make ends meet. A married woman should not be desperate to make ends meet. Put her in that situation and .. we have threads where seemingly kind wife turns to Dracula.

Leave your wives money for her. She does not have the capacity to feed a grown man, cloth him and shelter and it does not matter how much money she has.... she does not have the emotional capacity to do this and still see the man as her crown... he becomes her bathroom slippers and NO MAN except shameless men like @emmaodet can take the disrespectful eyeing of a woman who is feeding them. If you are feeding your wife and she eyes you.... you can look away and spank her during runtime but if she is paying your Bill's. It goes right into the soul.

This is my take.

Your previous comments and this is so instructive, might be from a females angle, but it's entirely the truth.

Pardon me; are you married, single or taken?

Millenniumlady:
This right here is the real deal........I'll love to get married to an igbo guy when i'm done with my boyfriend

Wow, I am igbo, so we can look for another girlfriend for your boyfriend.

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Isoright
Last las we all go dey alright




Damnnnnn baby girl.

A life without weed is not worth living
Humans hate what they don't understand

And moreover i don't see this news as a good news
We all are feeling it. Even my side don red
No Heineken no cash. Just tiger beer for almost one week now
And even a real niggarrr is about to sell his ride(car)
Broke already. Am about to sell that ride( picture below)

But wait a minute....... damnnnnn. Just checked your profile. And i must say you posses this body that represents the true beauty of a woman. And your eyes they look like two drop of coffee in a cloud of milk
You are beautiful.... Damnnnnnn

How far with the car? Price?

Hmmmm, please calm down.
I am more concerned about your anger issues, so you don't do something unworthy.

Calm down,

The elders would respond accordingly but calm down brother.

executive12:


As far as I am concerned, oil at $1 will be the best thing to happen to Nigeria since independence.

Haba now Prophet of doom.
Pray it bounces jare

GogetterMD:
She's a member of the US Airforce and not the Nigerian Airforce.
We recently commissioned female fighter pilots back home one or two years ago I think

She is a Nigerian, trained in Nigerian Defence Academy, kaduna as a pilot. That pix is from a foreign course all fighter pilots attend.

So she is homebred

Bluntemperor:


Nigerians in their Millions have been crying and shouting for RESTRUCTURING over decades ago,it fell on the ruling power deaf ears.Now,the oil prices is in negative,many Nigerians knew ahead that is coming this way,so why are they still telling us?
What have they done with the money when the Oil was sold at $70 above? How many first Class Hospitals were built? How many Real sectors economy did they established for Millions of roaming Youth? How many of the Govt Officials, Governors,have reduced Allowances and Salaries since,including the National Assembly ?
Now they are even taking money($) from Sovereign FUND-Wealth.Is this fair to Nigerians?

It's not fair my brother. I don't want to talk like Nigerians and say let's pray.
We have been praying while those guys in power have been as they wish.

But I am happy we are all in this together.

We just hope for a miracle

What if the mum wanted to do that to show the lady that she is as much welcome and part of the family as can be, not to check the culinary skills, but to make her comfortable.

What if the mom feels she wants to establish a relationship with her would be sis-inlaw.

The response of the girl already showed someone who came for war?

I am sure the first day she visited the guy, she slept with him self.

Yeye policy, try that with my mum and we are done.

Arrant disrespect

This is the real game changer. We have been preaching diversify the economy for over a decade now, but nope, everybody is looking for quick money, no long term investment.

This ones even started looking for oil in Chad basin, katsina and all, spending huge funds that would have overhaul our manufacturing/agricultural sectors.

Now, Russia and S/Arabia have decided to crash oil price to less than $1/barrel.

If this war between those folks continue, am sorry to say, we are doomed.

But I believe that we would survive.

Victorious1000:
Thought 5 have been discharged in Edo? Why still 15 cases?

Is NCDC a scam?

These are not ACTIVE CASES rather infested. So weather discharged or death, they are all recorded.

They only deduct when stating active cases.

Same thing world over

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Isoright

Take her home
She won't die
She is gonna recover even faster!

No drugs for Corona viruse
Na random drugs them dey give for hospital

Na patients body dey fight this viruse by itself
Let me tell you all a secret:
Alot of people don get this viruse for Nigeria already and most of them don revcover for house without them even knowing

This is the absolute truth.
Since there is no known cure, just stay at home avoid the elderly and you will recover on your own

Firstorderwizard:
I'm on lockdown with my babe now. Before the lockdown, I'm not always available at home (work travels) and my babe visits once in a month. She's observing the stay at home in my hood (her parents are aware though) but the way we are experimenting a lot of things to kill boredom is giving me worry. I don't want her to get pregnant outside wedlock.
Guys I need mature advice on how to play safe the more cos condom and postinor seems ineffective now.
I intend marrying her though.

And if she gets pregnant you can't abort doctors are busy with more serious issues...

Jewessgratitudd:


With less than 30k? Well I drew my conclusions from what she said that she asked the guy how much he had so she could augment it and the guy said he doesn't have up to 30k. So how do you think getting a new apartment is feasible between now and may? Hes only tying her down with lies.

Nope I don't think he is tying her down with lies, I think he is tying her down with honesty and sincerity.

Now someone saying he has less than 30k, is not an issue, she should wait till May.
I for one, never tell people the plans I have towards money, I just want them to see the results.

Maybe he doesn't want to tell her he has some investments that would mature by May.

She should just hold on

Lostz:
he is not going to die there. he will probably move out when he is doing better financially.

you don't encourage someone by putting him under unnecessary pressure.

support him financially, wait patiently or leave.

moving into a big house is not the end of life

The said lady CAN'T SUPPORT Him, cause she said she doesn't cook cause she can't cook in a single room and whenever she is around, they go out to eat.
Plus he takes care of her.

So how will he move out of the single room when they continue to eat out?

Jewessgratitudd:


Oh... So he'll wait until hes married before renting a room and palor selfcon at least? Hes obviously not ready for something serious then. The girl should move on.

He said he is planning on moving to a bigger house by May, her problem is she isn't patient. She doesn't even cook for him in the one room cause she said she can't cook on a passage, except kitchen.

There is no face mask and hand sanitizer here.

They haff finish kpatakpata

Kylekent59:


I read on one thread on how a nurse advised her fellow nurses not to work if there are no protective kits.

See people that said they are ready to fight the virus ooo.

How are they supposed to work, if they all get exposed and die, who would do the work? Engineers? Or bankers? Blame the govt for not providing protective gears we are not even saying ventilators, it's all these nylon and handgloves and mask they are asking of oh.

Haba oga

A

In matters of love there is actually no defined procedure to take as most importantly its about the individuals involved.

It's not how long but how well. See that Jos case, they dated for 12 years, but he had planned to commit evil 10yrs ago.

My dear, if you want to go, go but let him know you are going to inform your folks where you are and sometimes use his phone to reach them too.

Yujin:
The khaki dogs will end up killing more people than the virus itself. The populace have accepted it as a way of life to be abused by the spineless army. Fathers will be forced to frog-jump or swim in muddled gutters or puddles. Women will be stripped of their clothes and beaten like condemned criminals while being mocked with the term 'bloody civilian'. Even the physically challenged wiil not be left out in the torment. While militaries all over the world have it behind their backs the exact purpose of being on the streets, the ones in Nigeria will not. It's all about show of force on an already terrified populace. As the pandemic soars, let's hope respite come forth timely. Our prayer is that the world survives this phase and learn a lot from it.

There are some people that those things you mentioned won't happen to.

They are those that would stay in doors.

At this time anything to save humanity is a welcomed development.

I am sure ASO Rock staffs would have wished Abba Kyari was flogged and kept in self isolation when he arrived.

Cutealexio:
Most of the hand sanitizers imported to Nigeria are homemade. Because they're not in a fancy place doesn't mean it's fake, hand sanitizer is not that difficult to make (YouTube). What I'll suggest is that the regulatory body which is NAFDAC should look deep into this and make sure they adhere to the standard. This innovative prevented the scarcity of hand sanitizers in the country as those pharmacys are inflating the prices (most people can't afford). You'll be shocked to know most Item we use here in Nigeria are made in someone's room in China

This is the most unbiased comment, she was going to their shops to buy materials she trust would make a homemade washer for her, but don't trust the the same chemicals for hand sanitizer.

I have been looking for sanitizers and face mask and I hadn't gotten, now it's looking like some folks are hoarding it.

They just need to follow the right combination and certified by NAFDAC. It's said that during wars, most inventions are made.

Freehuman:
This message is a reply. The comment which my argument replies was given in a Coronavirus thread . This reply is valid, factual and does not break any rule of Nairaland.





Not up to Ten centuries ago when modern science was still young, Galileo Galilei, a Catholic, was standing before a criminal court which was also Ecclesiastical (christian bishops were part of the court). Skeptical Galileo had worked on his telescope , he was not lying. He saw that there were other planets and that the Earth revolved around the sun. In his time, religion was mixed with governance and not distinct from the State of Rome.

Galileo, like other scientists of his time , was at the verge of being sentenced to death for apostasy and blasphemy. The government not only beheaded scientists in that dark age, but also hung and burnt them on stake. Why was the Father of Modern Day Astronomy, the one whose foundational argument about the solar system has led to the establishment of space organizations like NASA today, risking a death sentence at a christian court?

The answer is simple. According to Joshua in the Bible when he went to war (would be termed a genocide today) he prayed to God and the "Sun stood still". The christian court argued that if Joshua in the Bible agreed that it was the "sun that stood still" then it means the sun was the moving solar body for nothing that does not move can stand still. The Christian court also argued that David in his Psalms acknowledged that God makes sun to rise from the East and set in the West. How then could a "stupid scientist" argue that the sun does not move . How could such "fool" rather the earth revolves.

There is no doubt that Galileo was a Catholic and a christian. But there is huge doubt that Christianity influenced his breakthrough in science. Christianity wanted to alter , disrupt and hinder his breakthrough. Christianity wanted him dead for apostasy and blasphemy even though he agreed to being a Christian. What do you think would happen if he outrightly said he was not one?

That's the story you do not see. When we talk about science and religion , we are not asking whether a Christian, Muslim , Buddhist or Atheist made a positive breakthrough in science. No, the procedures of science are Universal and as long as a person of any religion , race or gender follows that procedure, he will arrive at a scientific and real conclusion.
When we argue about science and religion we argue whether a telescope or a bible gave humanity initial knowledge about the status of the solar system.

When we argue about science and religion we argue whether it is a hand sanitizer (based on reason) or an anointing oil ( based on faith ) that washes away strains of the Coronavirus in our palms.

Seun, the Founder of this forum, is an atheist. My last paragraph replies yours.

Even the anointing oil is scientifically produced in a lap.

You are very smart

This is a nice development. I think those states that haven't experienced the virus yet, so follow suit and start implementing these cautionary measures, as lagos is implementing curative measures they are implementing preventive measures.

Yenefer:
This whole coronahoax is just a test run to see what they can get away with. Judging by the peoples reactions so far....the deep state has us by the short and curlies. And they know it.

ever heard of H1N1. It was 100 times worse and no one noticed. This virus is real but the severity of the situation has been blown way out of proportion for political reasons. The constitution was too much trouble and needed to be scrapped. They have succeeded.

Crazy world we are living in right now. Almost makes you wonder if something else isn’t brewing while everyone is preoccupied with this Coronavirus. �

That is precisely what all of us should be thinking. Coronavirus isn't what it seems; the timing is too convenient and the numbers don't wash. Follow the timeline, the locations, places most affected, and you'll start to see the picture. Some of it is connected to the Epstein/Weinstein/Clinton/Winfrey (YES! WINFREY) sex-trafficking ring. Weinstein was recently sentenced to 55 years for perving on CONSENTING women and his sentence was reduced to 23 years as the result of a plea deal. Following his sentencing, several billionaire CEO's have resigned and multiple celebrities and politicians have suddenly "contracted the virus." There will be more resignations, more sudden (and convenient) celebrity/politician infections in an effort to save face. 600 people were recently arrested in a sex trafficking/corruption investigation that has spanned nearly 20 years. On the other side of the coin, the data doesn't add up. We have no way to confirm the number of infections and deaths the media is reporting. Just as China has completely manufactured the nature of the virus and their recovery, the government and media are deliberately fabricating the number of infections and deaths to push for a "vaccine" that will actually cause more sickness and death than their supposed virus (which wasn't a virus). Understand this: the vaccine is the actual goal, not curbing the virus. The media is deliberately strewing the data and drumming up public hysteria to push this goal forward. Do some research on 5G frequencies and their effect on the human body, and you'll see China's "virus." Wake up, people. We are witnessing one of the largest scale False Flag psy-ops we've seen in decades. More than 50,000 die from influenza each year and the media is completely silent yet, the entire nation is facing imminent lockdown and the media is pimping hysteria non-stop over a virus with a 98% recovery rate, with zero evidence to support their data. If you're not smelling something fishy by now, you need your heads examined. Stop listening to the media. Turn off your tv, put down the phone, and stop falling for the lie we're being fed. It's NOT a pandemic!

H1N1 is same as Spanish Flu that killed about 50million people worldwide, but it was in 1918, so there was no way there would be pandemonium as it is now, cause we have social media's and all.

So while you recognize that era, remember not much was heard, cause the means wasn't there.