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onward4life:
Haba human bean!

Guy change ur church Ooo!!

Me sef oo..if I find myself in a situation where I’ve choose between eating snake or human meat, I swear I will go for human meat without thinking twice

[quote author=Goldenheart post=84152792]Sometimes I lie down on the bed and think of a 1000 ways to purnish a Corrupt politicians and fraudsters..


After they are tried and found guilty, they will be executed, loots will be recovered and we can harvest their organs, make some more money and save lives with their remains...

A Heart could cost about $180,000 in the open market
Cornea of an eye is perhaps $3000,
A kidney can bring as much as $60,000....


I don't know. Just thinking.



Lols...and wat do u now think those souls you manage to save with the organs of criminals will themselves become?

Hmm,, it’s like Op has not heard of the wonders tailors are doing with peoples gfs and wives..JEEz!!..Those niggaz are “RISKY” (in Davido’s voice)

NOC1:
Yea, it is all about damage control, if i am an influential person, I won’t have anything to do with celebrity, my romance life will be centered on an average girl.
Celebrities bring you out when you want to pipe low, the always try to show off with everything around them, and they are social media bully.

This is what programmers call “IF STATEMENT”

holaxi:
Your words seem harsh but they are the bitter truth. I'll show her my other side soon. Thanks

There’s no soon to this matter, dumb her now that you still can Or suffer the trauma of being dumbed

Bro u bleeped up big time that moment you apologized just because she threatened you with a two a week break..infact, you gave her one more reason why she should give the other guy a chance.My only advice for you at this point is that you quickly dumb her(seize all form communication)before she eventually dumbs you.That way you have salvaged some pride and also saved yourself a lot of psychic trauma that comes with stuffs like this.

That is wat you will do nine out of ten times wen you haven’t lost touch with you humble beginning

Even wife wey bezos settle still dey ahead of Dangote Na wa oo

I just dey look for Dangote name like say I dey find my name for admission list�

kendrick93:
Imagine going to the beach with bumshorts and top...what happened to bikinis?

Local woman is local to the bone

Teaser4:
Dickson cassava is small..na cocoyam

And your own big cassava has not taken u to even Togo!

Aladegba:
So who will marry our sisters here you idi*ot?

U can marry dem all since u cherish dem so much

Adeevah:
ERosion*

Deputy Governor wey mumu....
DG that doesn't know when to use capital and small letters

If u are as smart as u claim den u should have been able to deduce from the picture that the writings on the board was Not done by the DG.

TissuePaper:



This mercy has not done any reasonable thing since she won that money, thats what hapoens when u empower a vain and worldly person..they don't know how to make investments just like Efe too

Former winner Miracle is the only person i am impressed with as per the choices he took after winning the prize.

Hmm!!so ur own job now is observing what reality tv stars do with their money?u get energy and time sha.

VicM6:
Tire of loosing to betting companies always. you can chat me up on
zero, seven, zero, one, eight, eight, nine, two, seven, one, seven.
you will smile to the bank i promise you.
this is what i use to pay my sch fees and buy my new phone.

E remain private jet wey u go buy wit betting money..AWU!

I don vow say even if United dey play against one secondary school team I will neva add dem for my games...they are just cursed wen it comes to football betting

If you want to go by awards, den the European and world footballer award won by weah overwrites all eto’s awards,,but if for any reason u still doubt the supremacy of weah in Africa football, den I will suggest you do a YouTube search for best of weah and that of eto,,I’m sure wat your eyes will see will convince you beyond reasonable doubt that weah is one of the few extraordinary athletes that ever played the game

Olalekank:
You know four languages?!
What are the languages?

Ah!!..four languages only you..is your goal knowing all the programming languages?

For the fact that she has bleached her body to dis extent is a enough proof that she smells..I don’t need a prophet to help me confirm that

solmusdesigns:
If this one learn programing, she go code fire

Bros i dey tell you�

Does this mean there are no lawyers on this forum? I was hoping a lawyer would be interested in such a case and want to follow it up for this young man...wit all the big big grammars I dey see here I no wan believe say we no get competent lawyers here!

Something the legendary fella kutie wouldn’t do not for anything in the world..all these ones are bitch asses

Alvin212:
I get


Sniper

Incase you want to commit

Ur foolishness is folo-come

kinibigdeal:
Ike is concern about one thing. Check the guy hand in the first picture. That won’t make a marriage tell Ike

And who is talking about marriage here?

saaron:
Fortunately this could be a blessing in disguise. For revolution to occur, there must be an atmosphere of hunger, suffering and misery to a level that cannot be tolerated. Thankfully the useless regime is doing a good job in that area.

If you are as smart as u sound then I expect u to understand that there is no such thing as revolution in this part of the world cos Nigerians are the biggest cowards ever and they know just how to adapt to any situation no matter how ugly!

Hintona:
isn't that Elozonam?

What did you smoke oga?

EmmyBiggy:
Gedoni please if you are not interested in this girl please pass her to me i don't even mind you have skewed the kpekus but don't visit my house when i finally marry her

I can’t believe u want to settle for husband number 2 because even if he doesn’t visit she will definitely visit so u better carefully think about which of the visiting you would prefer before declaring it�

AmazonTopaz:
Ask her when you see her.
Being controversial or whatever makes one relevant it is not just Tacha alone some people who make headlines are relevant as a result of controversies.
Tacha is not a negative person she has positive energy too but very misunderstood.
I want to hear her own side tomorrow when she is interviewed by that OAP.

What else are you hoping to hear from someone who showed u a practical display of her true self in the bb house for over two months?..liking someone as ill-mannered and irresponsible as Tacha goes a long way in defining the kinda person you are yoursef

I guess it’s about time sergeant Mathew in the UK gets another Bleep mate as dis one is apparently lost

I guess it’s about time sergeant Mathew in the UK gets another Bleep mates as this one is apparently lost

Bros I don’t want to conclude that the lady in question doesn’t like you cos overtime I have come across some very complicated human beings so she might just be one of such people,and it’s equally possible that she doesn’t give u attention cos she’s into some other guy.Maybe u should give her some space and see how she reacts..but Sincerely I think as a student you should be more success driven, focus more on graduating with good grades and on things that add value to your life rather than channel so much energy and resources towards winning the attention and affection of the opposite sex..forget all those stories you heard about the university being a place where u have so many girlfriends and a lot of fun; that’s an illusion as well as a lie, infact the real life starts after u have graduated and become successful, then all those pretty girls back in the uni are all looking for a rich guy to settle down with(if u like u go chop as many as u like b4 u finally pick one�)..But If u spend all ur time trying to get a gf in school which u might not even get and as a result forget why ur in school and fail to graduate well my bro it will be a loose loose situation for you at the end of the day.

Bluffly:
With such billions per day hope we will get to see a better impact on Neighborhood insfractures or it's just fir us to salivate.

Why u dey Wyne ursef na??.u and I know that things only get worse in this country!