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coolestofall:
Will u two love birds pm each other already? Reading ur chat made me 4get all d sex positions I crammed earlier.

lmao!

jmao:
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WordSayer:
11. Always keep your writings. They are precious. I still have the first love letter i wrote to a beautiful girl in my collections. That was way back in JSS 3 though. Lol… how funny?… lol.

Yo! ...yu still have a copy of your first love letter! ....dude! Did yu make a photocopy or never had the liver to deliver the letter! ...coz why d FbleepU!BleepC!!Bleep!!!K Is the love letter still with you!!? _I don't get!

ArchangeLucifer:
It means I can use you for rituals in a heartbeat.

n what makes you think ....am scared of death! ..death itself is scared of me!

ArchangeLucifer:
No offense but Gionee is not a "beast".

It falls into the Tecno, Infinix category.

If it isn't iPhone, Samsung or Sony Xperia, forget it.

Its shit.

N!gga ...c'mon yuar mentioning iPhone with a 1900mAh ...Samsung 3,500mAh ... Sony Xperia 3,500mAh
... I love Samsung n HTC phones

But n!gga ... I dnt nid a fancy phone with a weakass battery now! There are high end maxi quality phones ...but am currently axed with a 6,020mAh ... N that's the only high End maxi quality happiness I nid right now!

ArchangeLucifer:
This is what I was expecting to see here not some pained shanty-living niggas.

No worry baba, I dey see 6% battery there. I pray make e off so I go reclaim my crown.

for yur mind! ...I just Gionee Marathon m"bloody"5

The phone lives n dies according to my will! ...so thank you LuciferMorningStar for the love n concern! _I use a "moreforekeen" beast bro!

By the way ..."On my altar, up is down, pleasure is pain, darkness is light, slavery is freedom and madness is sanity." ... I love this!

I get what yuar trying to point out! ...but it is actually an up time record! ...not phone with the longest battery!

Anyways .. Dnt lemme spoil the fun! ...yours is still my b!tch ... Meanwhile I hv elders who have x3 of mine!

...so my n!gga be humble ... sit down!

Lastking147:
Haha here nko we never use light for like 4 months plus now and they keep bringing bogus bills imagine o.. I know you'll get better taste for music just like phones lol..

yu a wizard or wat! ... I gat dibs on foreign music though...but nothing beats Nigerian music when yu want to dance like a madman!

Next2Bezee:
But that's what she's saying na! Did you read the post you quoted at all? Men CAN be raped as rape isn't limited to a particular gender.

I tot I was the only one that saw the mistake made! ...he quoted the wrong person! _they are both on the same page though! ...the mata dey hot for iim body!

Prefola:
U sound lyk u had been a victim of rape b4,thus d anger towards d op...
xori if am a bit harsh bt datx my observation..

sorry to intrude! ...my observation too!

Btw _most women don't believe men can be raped ...me too! _but having read the sh!t up there!

That's nothing but rape! ...she obviously greased his ass n frolicked it with dildos in the middle of the night!

_the same way you feel when a guy rapes you! (I can never understand that feeling ...so no offense if I can't prescribe words bigger than pain to describe for you ladies) is the same a guy will feel when one inserts a d'ildo into his ass! _Geeesh! ..mere saying it creeps me out n away!

Edit***
Nd to whatever is changing my d'ildos to love machine! ...c'monnnn Wtf is love machine ...it sounds bigger than a d'ildo bro! dnt make me get you fvcked up!

Lastking147:
Wow you dey enjoy o
p8w isn't that bad the phone sef Na demon but Na battery spoil am 2400 mAh Battery

I use battery phones coz of state of things in my area! ...I live in the bush! _we only see light twice a week n sometimes everyday in a week esp. wen they coming to cut the light by the end of that week!

Lastking147:
I'm also using gionee buh it's p8w
what's m5 battery capacity

6,020mAh _wat about the p8w ...it sounds like it packs a punch too!

Benz4pimp:
Mechanics!!!some shady ones are very hungry and pretend to be so nice!!!Took my evil spirit to dis guy,told me my fuel pump is bad!!!Paid 18k,came back later in the day and my car was still having same problem!!!Agreed!!!oya give me the former fuel pump,he told me he forgot it at ladipo!!!i smiled and left.....summary...He spent 4 days behind bars...

yu my frnd
...ar one crazy fella!

Lastking147:
You're using gionee p8 right

you got the Gionee right! ..buh I use the m5 though! _am a battery person

fabby101:
Mine

Gionee m5 right!

I can't use anything shinning or glossy! ...sh!ts like dat jerks off my battery! _I roll with em thick & black!

Breasting twins! ...those boobs are already on their way to the fallen kingdom! _ my very own Beyonce!

WTf is wrong wit yu people! ...the dress is not bad! N she does look beautiful ..so is her nose!

Idrismusty97:
Exactly. Shows like Death Note, Mirai Nikki, Attack on Titan, Stein gates etc are irreplaceable.

Bros I hail oo! ..where do yu download your animations? ... Hv been searching to from finish 'bleach' series I don tire!

emmyspark007:
You are a bastard son of a thousand father's born by a whoring stinking bitch of a mom..Thunder scatter ur brain there. You deranged scallywag; u think say na only u sabi insult ...agbero if you quote me again

E pain am!

emmyspark007:
I don't blame the boy.
50cent is obviously bad at parenting even in his role in power he shot his own son. That might even be a message to tell you how brutal he is. 50 let all his gangster life affect his relationship with his kids, and neglected them. See p. diddy as him and im sons dey flex together unlike 50 wey dey shamelessly get beef with im pikin

Bros yu stupid oo! ... because he shot his son in Power is your ground for saying he is bad at parenting! _So because Omotola Jolade made a sex scene in her movie makes her a positive platform for future adultery act with anoda man in real life!

WTf! ... Yu nid to get yur life together bro! .. Your stupidity is quite well sterilized!

muller101:
There is light at the end of the tunnel. But be careful it might be the light from a bullet train

bullet train!

stephenduru:
South African socialite and provocateur Zodwa Wabantu, known for stepping out wearing no pant arrived Harare,Zimbabwe today for a show.She will make an entrance at a private lounge this Friday in Zimbabwe

On arrival,a man was pictured starring at her from behind like someone who has gone mad.One word for the man

cc; Lalasticlala, ijebabe

Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2017/09/see-how-man-starred-at-zodwa-wabantu-as.html?m=1

There is not wrong with what she has done or wat she's still doing! ...we achieve happiness in different ways!

She derives her own happiness from money ...not just money! ...we ar talking about sweet money coz she gets paid for enjoying D n climaxing!

Nicki minaj went for MAX on her flat ass ..now shes happy with wat she has achieved so far! ... So if I was her I would thank the Op for increasing my traffic! ...
look at ao Mani would have checked her profile n preordered her like an iPhone within the period of Op's happiness thinking he has disgraced her!

bodmas01:
God Bless You. I have a friend with third class in English from OAU and she works with a financial multinational company in Lagos. A job is definitely out there for you. Have a good mindset.

Dude ...just because she got the job doesn't mean her degree gave her the job! ... Am not saying she fvcked her way thru ...she could hv _but it doesn't matter since they are some with poor degrees but you be surprised with the torque of exquisite use of english when they engage in serious talk!

sulaimon22:
Those who have 1st class and 2nd upper are even struggling to get employed. No company/school will want to employ u with ur grade unless u av Long Leg ( Connection) my advice for u is jst to go into ICT u can learn Digital marketing, graphic design, app development, or find some cash and invest in Agric business

Am a 2nd class upper graduate and still unemployed and dats wat am doing.. digital marketing+Plantain farming

I would advise Op to follow the words of this wise man!

ydass:
We dey PA no shaking

badt guy!

snoopylinus:
OUR FEARS MAY BE CONFIRMED: MONSTER CAT 5 HURRICANE MAY INDEED BE HEADED DIRECTLY FOR EAST COAST
Posted by Lukas Magnuson 3 days ago
Hurricane Irma is being tracked for a direct hit to the east coast at some point next week and when it was posted some people on social media were not happy about talking about the storm so early. However, it is looking to be a huge storm, and it should not be ignored, and people need to be aware that it is looking as though the east coast is going to be hit directly.

Huge Category 5 Hurricane Heading Towards East Coast, Worst Fears Confirmed

The tracking of Hurricane Irma has shown that not only is it making its way to the east coast but it also shows that it may be tracking further to the north. The GFS model tracking the hurricane is showing that it is heading towards the North Carolina and Virginia region and it may even hit further to the north, possibly New Jersey and New York.


Second Storm Brewing Up Just Behind Hurricane Irma

The GFS has shown that not only is Hurricane Irma heading towards land there is another second storm brewing up close behind it. At the moment it is far too early to predict anything accurately, but it is important to be aware of the hurricane and the second storm building up. The hurricane does have time to die perhaps down, or it could take a huge shift in the direction it is traveling. However, it could also remain a category five hurricane, and it might just make a direct hit on the east coast.

Relax ...let's nature take it's course _we are all going to die! ...the sooner the better Time we have to realli acknowledge whether we created to dominate earth

OR

whether this is just a kind of simulation by some group of rich geeks to determine whether if earth would be suitable for living ... by planting us here! Coz I dnt know why no one knows who named our planet earth!

Maybe this is just a fvcking programming ...n we all just sleeping in a tube on a large space ship flying in the space ...looking for the best planet to land! call me crazy! N I will call it a day!

I ain't a computer Geek or anytin closer to dat! ...I just felt you are pretty much experiencing a lot of discomfort n stress having gone thru all dis because of yur phone!

N I want to say ... Take heart bro!

Ain't gonna happen! ... sh!t sounds Too good ... Too real! ...n where I come from! ...sh!ts that sound too good ...too real happens onli when i sleep

Midway ... meanwhile am nt an hater _trust me! ... am a big one!

This ain't the time to look sad n sound molested! ... As an employee of a registered entity yuar entitled to your right of wages after having worked your bones offshore your skin in your job as employed to do so!

Take a look at your colleagues who complained! ..they got sacked ...why! ...because they were stupid enough not to engage a lawyer!

Under the Nigerian Labour Act ...every employer owes his employee a duty to pay his wages! ... The faster you take this matter to court the better for you! ...coz you should kno Equity aids the vigilant and not the indolent! ..the longer you wait the farther you lay your bedspread in sleeping on your rights!

get a lawyer _I understand when people say "get a lawyer" ...yu woud think it is an expensive choice but not all lawyers charge their client! ...they Are cases called pro bono cases!

You just have to have a good story! ...your lawyer would understand the difficulties yuar facing monetarily n would work the sh!t out your boss's ass by the time he lands himself in the confines of the court due to his bonafide senselessness!

How would he hold your salary n threaten you at the same time! ...he has No sympathy at all! ...n no sympathy does he deserves! _

ShyCypher:
Are you a learner?

So you don't know what alum can do in a woman's life?
Or you don't know where the hospital is & sleep with the doctor beforehand?

Children of nowadays sef... no more creativity.

Shioor.

yu don craze!