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Crime / Re: Two Sisters Stabbed Father To Death After Years Of Sexual Abuse, In Russia(Pics) by swagguElite(m): 12:56am On Jul 03, 2020 |
Waht does Justice want again? They were severely abused n already mentally fvcked'up for life. And yet they are still facing trial again for waht. Who is the justice for now?? For the victims?? For the law?? For the state?? For who?? |
Romance / Re: Mention What You Haven't Done Before by swagguElite(m): 1:38am On Jun 25, 2020 |
Preshieben:I got that covered, thanks. See you around Presh. 1 Like |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Why Are South Korea And Japan So Prosperous by swagguElite(m): 1:54am On Jun 24, 2020 |
FlordFlorez:Lolz. For your mind. They discriminate against their own who pursue foreign education and come back to settle. They are even xenophobic to Chinese and disregard those from Thai esp. the ladies as brothel warmers. Now imagine you a brown skin variant. You ain't pale skin, you ain't it bruf. Be aware. https://qz.com/1172515/living-in-south-korea-as-a-chinese-canadian-woman-is-a-lesson-in-the-complex-world-of-contradictory-privilege/ 1 Like |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Why Are South Korea And Japan So Prosperous by swagguElite(m): 1:43am On Jun 24, 2020 |
Minsk24:The truth about south Americans well said. 1 Like |
Health / Re: Meet The World’s Only Combined Heart And Kidney Specialist Doctor by swagguElite(m): 12:57am On Jun 24, 2020 |
"an unprecedented 10 years of continuous post- graduate medical training" - 10years after school still in training. Wow. just wow. That's a major long run. I can't imagine goin' that long for training. Yu tried. I'm proud of you big man. |
Romance / Re: Mention What You Haven't Done Before by swagguElite(m): 12:05am On Jun 24, 2020 |
Preshieben: Lolz. The fine girls part. Ladies ain't part of the plan yet. Anyways, "Life is easy here in Akwa ibom" sounds more like it. Thanks. The job part - is it hard coz they are not much corporate work or the competition for getting a job is high? 1 Like |
Romance / Re: How Can I Avoid Having A Girlfriend? by swagguElite(m): 11:57pm On Jun 23, 2020 |
Rilwayne001: Lolz. I swear down Bro. I can so relate. The ladies attention just come naturally. I'm guessing when you fine small (emphasis on small sha), neat n pretty much confident. Ladies attention will be easy to get. But keeping them is another long ... you know nau. So making them just friends seems the best way until you realise ladies are not good at keeping friendship friendship. They want to do things friends don't do and end up asking "waht are we now?" or "I don't want to be your friend with benefit, I hate the word - find another word, girlfriend doesn't sound that bahd you know buh I'm not rushing you oo" Lol. Crazy right. This life is fvcked'up, guys that don't make ladies their first priority end up getting more attention. And my soft hearted Gees chasing love waste their time, resources n end up doing a festive time in the ladies hard to get badlands. I always feel bahd for them though. Like you said; wisdom profits. Maybe if I had seen yur post long before, I wouldn't have had to learn from experience. Keep up the brain work tho - It glows. |
Romance / Re: How Can I Avoid Having A Girlfriend? by swagguElite(m): 12:20pm On Jun 23, 2020 |
Rilwayne001: My mahn yuar wicked. You started with "very simple" and ended with a metallic horsepower finish. Superb. I don't know you buh I like you. Yu smart. No homo. 2 Likes |
Romance / Re: Mention What You Haven't Done Before by swagguElite(m): 11:58am On Jun 23, 2020 |
Preshieben: Hey Preshie. Wahts'up. Checked your profile you based in akwa ibom. That's gud. Have been contemplating settling down in Akwa ibom or Anambra after NYSC. Abuja is cool but nahh. Rich lots n fake happiness. I want somewhere cool n not too expensive for a young guy who wants to leave his parents comfort zone. Waht would you say about Akwa ibom since you reside there? 1 Like |
Family / Re: Please Help Look Into This Family Issue (I'm Loosing My Mind) by swagguElite(m): 5:42pm On May 17, 2020 |
Congratulations on finding your Dad. I saw reasonable comments about taking your Dad far away from his wife n his spoilt son. Nice idea but old people die faster when they are alone. They need people around them. He has no choice than to stay with one of his daughters or stay in his house with his wife. Your brother is long gone. No offence - He's like a Rottweiler (dog) who havin' been feed love, too much love n got cocky marking the house with his pee as the new landlord. Arrogant. Bullishly movin' around. Do you start training it to behave while fending off his bites n loud grunting OR yu just sell it to avoid getting mauled in the middle of the night. Or better still since yu can't sell your brother leave him to continue his rash behavior n let nature deal with him coming in a shape of a woman or a ghastly accident - people change with sudden life flashing before eyes experiences that mend rotten behaviours. it is not your fault that he got spoilt Three (3) women n one (1) weak daddy - its all of youuuu's fault. 1 Like 1 Share |
Celebrities / Re: Toke Makinwa, Others, React To Zlatan's Proposed Diss Song About Tacha by swagguElite(m): 3:15am On Sep 29, 2019 |
Richdad50: Lool. I laugh in citations. Sth always comes up everyday in Nigeria out beating the former. Just sit back n relax don't be carried away by this yet. |
Celebrities / Re: Pretty Mike Storms Wedding Reception With 5 Models Dressed As Brides by swagguElite(m): 2:30am On Sep 22, 2019 |
decatalyst: Lmao. |
Celebrities / Re: Beyoncé Shares Never-before-seen Photo Of Her Twins In Matching Kente Outfits by swagguElite(m): 2:21am On Sep 22, 2019 |
I love the way she carries herself.
Finesse Boss moves. |
Romance / Re: Pick One Default You Can Accept In A Partner. by swagguElite(m): 11:48am On Sep 21, 2019 |
femmoy: If you had gone thru extra pain to check my other comments on this forum, you would realise I flock my comments with long epistles drop shipped from a voyage of words n sarcasms. That would be a waste of your time brother. But anyways This ain't Instagram, I don't do things for the gram (likes). Talkless of writing for them. Do I get paid on my likes?? No, but my Chamber Head who's a SAN admires my writing skills n oratory chandeliers of lightening confidence and he exudes that when he smiles at the rubbish I prepare for him in my written address (oral legal argument) So, forget it. See my stupid long message again for your tiny comment. Is it for the likes again, Don't you see I'm sick!. I type too much, I talk too much my brother No vexx. |
Crime / Re: I Honestly Don't Believe Gracious David West Is The Real Serial Killer by swagguElite(m): 3:02am On Sep 21, 2019 |
NGRsenate: You are very much on point. ONLY that the last annexed paragraph of your thoughtful comment bought me a ticket, to join you in dire essence of exposing the Crystal memo of the true might which can befall the handles of the Justice chandeliers; since the prosecution is still left with the acute fate of proving beyond reasonable doubt AND most importantly, linking the suspect to the commission of the alleged crime showing that there is a prima face against the suspect. MERE reliance on the suspect's confessional statement can be totaled to senile when he gets a devoted counsel (lawyer) ,informing him to plead not guilty ,deny the voluntariness of his confessional statement ,going to a trial within trial and HEREBY chalking the interface; with a clear imprint occasioning, from an application of "no case submission" down the prosecution's throat of bucket evidence. EXCEPT if our policemen had conducted a thorough investigation of the earlier crime scenes obtaining a fingerprint or hair linking the suspect to these crimes. I'm sorry, the foundation is as strong as a blossomed petals. COZ if they want to try this man based on his recent action, he can claim he was having fun with the lady n she shouted with a alarming veil of serial killer ringing tone. Since no one will be there to corroborate what really happened before he was nabbed coz it was only the girl and the man present in the room before he was sought out by the people who heard the girl's scream. RIGHT now; whether he will go to jail or not, slightly depends on the subtle police findings BUT largely depends on his counsel, not the court. DID I go too far?? Yes I did. I'm sorry. I justed wanted you to get the picture, my vivid myself is trying to paint. |
Crime / Re: I Honestly Don't Believe Gracious David West Is The Real Serial Killer by swagguElite(m): 2:28am On Sep 21, 2019 |
Ibile77:I advise you go through the Administration of Criminal Justice Act - ACJA 2015. Sorry, if this comes out in a way yu feel I'm shading you, it ain't that. You need to read ACJA and acquaint yourself with your updated rights pertaining to police conducts during investigation, searches, taking of confessional statements and also arrest. Trust me, you will learn a lot, including the fact that this Gracious David West (whose still a suspect) should not be handcuffed; since he hasn't resisted arrest or conduct himself in the manner that will make the police reasonably believe would run. But regardless he was still leg-cuffed. People hardly noticed that, that's just the police trying to respect the law partially and not stressing themselves into a interfield drag race esp. when the dude suddenly decide to triggers his feet in a MotionSeeYouLeraBee'chesAdrenalineBurstRadioFrequency Speed. 4 Likes |
Crime / Re: I Honestly Don't Believe Gracious David West Is The Real Serial Killer by swagguElite(m): 2:06am On Sep 21, 2019 |
MountainView: it seems he's talking from experience. its looking real n quite possible to me. 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Pick One Default You Can Accept In A Partner. by swagguElite(m): 1:33am On Sep 21, 2019 |
Tendency86:yeye guy. |
Phones / Re: Should I Trust Jumia On This? by swagguElite(m): 2:48am On Aug 27, 2019 |
Lmao ... did I just see a 12gb RAM system with an Eighth generation core i5 for #19,000. Abeg order it. Shebi yu want to buy system pouch ni ... just click it n order it. 4 Likes |
Romance / Re: 'If You Twerk Like This Lady, No Man Will Marry You' Man Says, Celebrities React by swagguElite(m): 12:44am On Aug 23, 2019 |
franchasng:Lmao. Yu smart. No doubt with mula, One is always on the winning side bruf. 1 Like 1 Share |
Phones / Re: Which Andriod Phone Is Less Than 15k? by swagguElite(m): 7:57am On Aug 22, 2019 |
These guys above me are wicked. My guy said #15k n yuar giving options of #16k n #20k. Lool. Won't he buy memory card to d phone. Anyways, I have one lesser than 15k for the Op. Its just #8,200 Buh not sure if yu will prefa the Android phone crocodile skin leather pouch or the normal cow leather pouch but they are within 15k coz I don't which correct phone yu want to get for #15k. Ogbeni, Just look for a second hand phone to buy. Second hand goods are not spoilt goods, they are meant for situations like this. |
Crime / Re: Doctor Dies Rescuing Electrocuted Neighbours In Lagos (Photos) by swagguElite(m): 7:42am On Aug 22, 2019 |
Why nau. A doctor for that matter! That's just too bahd. Rest in Paradise Papamia. |
Romance / Re: Lovely Couple! This Is So Emotional! Love Can Heal Wounds by swagguElite(m): 7:28am On Aug 22, 2019 |
ubunja: Lmaoo. This dude is just being real with himself. I admire dat. But, honestly when I saw the spinal cord injury lines. The movie Upgrade (2018) popped into my head. That's my favorite movie after Shaft (2019). The script writer n movie director deserve to be smacked ass-wise for using a paralyzed man in making it awesome. |
Romance / Re: Pick One Default You Can Accept In A Partner. by swagguElite(m): 7:07am On Aug 22, 2019 |
LillyVal: Of course, I would n can handle: 3. Bad cook: I don't even need my partner to cook for me. Me, My playlist and the Bluetooth speaker kills it in the kitchen while cooking. 4. Laziness: I grew up basically doing everything myself. Living under a Dad that preaches that "there is nothing like you can't do it yourself." He actually whooped my ass for saying things like "I don't think I can do it". And I'm happy he did. It has helped me quite well. God bless my Dad n those strict parents out there, they are always up to teaching dem children flagship values wit an effective asswhooping tactical drill. 6. Aggressive: Loool. I'm actually waiting to figure out if there is a Lady out there that can outweigh the wreck that comes with my own meteor of anger gala feast when pushed to the wall. But before she can push me to that wall, it is of crystal assertion that there are Hundredways to kill a rat, same goes, wit killing the stubborn scalp-lock of an aggressive dutchess of Qualcomm beauty. Funny thing is with all these rubbish ... I cannot handle nagging. Damn, yu see a woman that nag. My nihga run!!! ... run ... modarfuvka run!! 5 Likes |
Crime / Re: California Hotel Cook Plots Mass Shooting In Hotel, Arrested With Heavy Weapons by swagguElite(m): 6:35am On Aug 22, 2019 |
Did you just say a hotel cook in California have this stash of boneShredder n cartridges?? Damn. Now wonder the lot an ex military would have stashed down his garage and his room if an ordinarily cook could have this for himself alone. By the way ... I love guns. When I make enough paper, I will get one of those pump-action shotguns or two. Since it's illegal to own a Gloak in Nigeria, I will just have to manage the monstrosity n bulk weight of a daunting shotgun. I'm not planning to depend on police for my family's protection. Buh I will depend on them for a couple of crocodile skinned body bags for em butter fingers who try to rob me. 19 Likes 1 Share |
Celebrities / Re: Lil Wayne's Daughter Reginae Carter Becomes A Homeowner At 20, Shows Off by swagguElite(m): 6:08am On Aug 22, 2019 |
henrynwafor: Did I just see "most tedious process"!!! wahtadFck. ... wahts so tedious in spending Dad's money?? |
Health / Re: How To Know If You Need Glasses by swagguElite(m): 5:35am On Aug 22, 2019 |
LagBlogger:Lmao. gerraouhere. yeye guy. 4 Likes 1 Share |
Phones / Re: Help: Between Samsung Galaxy A30 And Infinix S4 Which Is The Best To Buy by swagguElite(m): 5:55am On Aug 21, 2019 |
Guy why. If you can affordable the Samsung, Go for it. Samsung n Infinix are not mates. Plus + Has anyone here ever used a Vernee phone. I want to know if it could work in Nigeria. Have checked willmyphone.net n yet nothing. Anyone with an experience of this product??. I have a Vernee x1 in mind. |
Phones / Re: Samsung Galaxy A80 Review: A Great Phone With Bad Pricing by swagguElite(m): 8:10am On Aug 20, 2019 |
Yakade: OmGosh! ... Did someone just mention Lenovo K5 pro. Lool. My guy you sabi phone. The fact is; if yuar buying a phone in this 2019 and yuar not considering Umidigi a5 pro. #35k Vernee x1. #45k Lenovo K5 pro. #47k Elephone a5. #61k ... yuar just wasting your money. Instead of going for these expensive products, get any of these aforementioned phones. They are dope n cheap. See Vernee x1 6gb ram, 64gb rom, 6,200mAh, 18mp Front cam, 21mp Back cam. just for #47k. An Infinix/tecno phone with this feature will be worth #150k upwards. Buying an expensive phone worth #***,000naira was my biggest mistake. Due to the fact that, your expensive phone will be become worthless in few weeks with new products flying in with Pop-up n Pop-Off cameras in the market now. EXCEPT yu have bought the screen chamber turbid 5G torque Huawei Mate X or the star humming Huawei p30 pro or Image Berserker Google pixel xl3. Yuar veri much at risk esp buying an expensive Samsung that will be surpassed in few weeks by Oppo or Vivo. Those guys are restless in dishing out new drift scaling features. Talkless of Redmi. I'm not a xiaomi fan, so I can't talk much about them or even spell the name right. Just get a cheap phone with breathtaking features during jumia/aliexpress promos. Enjoy for a while n Sell it off quickly around December. Before you know 2020 new cheap phones with orchid advanced spec will be released, that way you make a cycle of gadget experience instead of holding an expensive old experiment as a reminder of when yu'were dat rich. Anyways, OP's phone is still dope but just expensive #218k. Jesu! And to Yakade, my Lenovo k5 pro guy that I quoted, thumbs up too you. Yuar all blessed. 3 Likes |
Romance / Re: Why Are Ladies Scared Of Dating Single Fathers? by swagguElite(m): 4:59pm On Aug 18, 2019 |
MobilityExpress: Lmao. Preach brother, let 'em know. 1 Like |
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