I wanted to say foolish girl! ...but this girl fine mehn! _I don't get ...why do worthless guys get fine babes like dis!

Its simple they are after the mula! ..

rhema743:

What is the essence of a big ‘banana’ if it cannot be used well?” she asked.

Waat is it saying bayii? .... Is there any big cassava out dat cannot be used well! Whether big or small it is still the same configuration setting they both use to grind the block!

Is it nt just thrusting in n out!? ....same tin for every guy! _the only diff is speed n stamina!

Stamina can be bought using Viagra or tramadol! ...speed cannot be bought ....it is either yu go for an althete or any slim aboki! ... They are equipped home & away with speed and cassava!

In conclusion! ... Bigger is better! ...any lady dat says it doesn't matter is after yur money OR so desperate to get engaged to you OR the most common reason _they don't want to sound slutty!

But fvckit whether if it is small or big! ...prrrrrrfttt! ... Yuar not in any merit list! ...ladies don't only want big d!cks ...

They want big pockets ...they want big cars. ...they want big pink lips! ....they want big chest ... Big armpit! ...big beards! ...if I were you I won't concern myself about what they want! ...instead I would stop measuring my dick with my phone ;zip my pants n kip grinding to pay back the money my mom has spent on me thruout in school!

Don't bother clicking sh!t _I gat yur back

>>>>>>>>
Gionee X1 is a mid-range budget phone featuring a 5.0-inch touchscreen with 1280 x 720p image quality, providing crisp and sharper illustration of images.

It runs Android 7.0 Nougat out of the box.

POWER: The chipset is powered by a MediaTek MT6737 Quad core processor with maximum speed of 1.3GHz with a Mali 400 GPU graphics engine.

MEMORY: The RAM on board is 2GB with 16GB storage space expandable to 256GB via a dedicated card slot.

CAMERA: The Selfie crew would be happy with the Gionee X1; it has an 8MP camera at the rear with 5P lens and a dual LED flash. The selfie camera also features 8MP with a 1/4" sensor size.

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General Specifications of Gionee X1
BODY
Dimensions
144.3 x 72.2 x 8.8 mm,

( 5.68 x 2.84 x 0.35 in)
Weight
168 g (5.926 oz)
SIM
Dual Micro-SIM, Dual Standby

DISPLAY
Type

IPS LCD capacitive touchscreen,

16M colors
Size
5.0 inches
(~66.2% screen-to-body ratio)
Resolution
1280 x 720 pixels
(~294 ppi pixel density)
Multitouch
Yes
UI
Amigo 4.0

NETWORK
2G
GSM 850/900/1800MHz
3G
WCDMA 900/2100MHz
4G
Yes LTE Cat4 150/50 Mbps

PLATFORM
OS
Android 7.0 (Nougat)
Chipset
MTK6737
CPU
Quad-core 1.3 GHz
GPU
Mali

MEMORY
Card slot
microSD, up to 256 GB
Internal / Ram
16 GB, 2 GB RAM

CAMERA
Primary
8 MP, autofocus, Dual LED flash
Features
Geo-tagging, touch focus, face detection
Video
HDR, stereo sound rec.
Secondary
8 MP

SOUND
Alert types
Vibration; MP3,AAC,MIDI, WAV ringtones
Loudspeaker
Yes
3.5mm Jack
Yes

COMMUNICATION
WLAN

Wi-Fi 802.11 b/g/n, dual-band, Wi-Fi Direct, hotspot
Bluetooth
4.0 A2DP
GPS
Yes, with A-GPS, GLONASS
NFC
No
Radio
Yes
USB
microSD v2.0
OTG
Yes

FEATURES
Sensors

Light Sensor, Fingerprint (rear-mounted), Accelerometer, gyro, proximity, compass
Messaging
SMS (threaded view), MMS, Email, Push Email, IM
Browser
HTML5
Java
No
Battery
4,000 mAh, Removable, Li-ion
Build
Plastic with Premium finish

MISC:
MP4/H.264 player
MP3/eAAC+/WMA/WAV player
Document editor
Photo/video editor
Black and Gold Colors
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Rorachy:
Yes if you don't put your whole mind in it.
Nobody is indispensable.

mama d mama!

Young; Rich n mature! ... I admire this neymar guy! ...he kinda fancies healthy relationship with his family n friends!

I won't say its good to suffer small n grow up in a poor neighborhood! ...n den get rich! ...yu will understand that money ain't sh!t beside family n friends! ...but fvckit I already said it!

Those who grow up in money either don't grow old enough to enjoy it! ...OR grow up losing tins money can't buy like respect n maturity!.

If yuar rich as fvck make sure yu live like yuar broke when yuar hv children ...n probably when they are 18 yu can now tell dem that yuara billionaire n ...the reason why yu guys are living in a face me n face you house is because yuar trying to be humble!

Am past 18! ..am still expecting my parents to say this to my ears! ... I swear down ...I will moonwalk on the gate!

Abeg this white notification shade go dey chop battery! ...I don't joke with anything white on my phone!

Messages oo, Wallpaper oo, theme oo black! ...even
My browser's background is blacker than my cousin! ...only nairaland and listverse webpages I allow to look ebony ....I wouldn't see sh!t ;if not

I forgot! even my WiFi sef na black! ......I mean the password!

its not possible! ...its either Op's Johnson ain't long enough! OR the tip is too pink to see the stain of blood!

Don't tell yuar expecting! ... A flood from her din don! ....yu will probably notice a pint of blood! ...d blood could only be noticed if she tries to wash up after se'x i.e that's by putting her hand up der!

If she didn't wash up to the point that she is expecting to see blood ...that means she wasn't expecting any blood!

Dnt mind the yeye people saying it is possible! ...90% of Nigerian baes don't do yoga or any kegel exercises! ...none of them even ride horses! ...so pls Google's facts only apply to abroad baes who hv access to Zoos with horses to ride leading to bleeding sh!ts

You kno wat to do next time yu go to the bar to chop pepper soup with the Gurl! ...pour some liquor to the ground for the scammer of the year!

Rorachy:


Next time don't love to the extent that you will not be able to leave a person.

wooooh! ... Is dis realli possible? Senorita!

Love the nails!

bobmatex:

#10. Chief Listening Officer

Have you ever heard of this job before? Chief listening officer job was created in 2010 and it is presently on the rise as many organizations are depending on social media for their market research and customer services. The salary is averagely between $31k and $95k in a year.

when my n!ggas out here spend time listening to gf's Brazilian wig panda drama scandal n oda crazy Nat Geo wild sh!ts that happened at the saloon yesterday!

N yu be like whaaaat! ...did yu just say Panda Nat Geo Wild ...are we still talking about your visit to yur talkative friends at yur saloon!

N she be like: No! ...I just wanted to know if yu were paying attention to what am saying since! ....so where did I stop? (Cocks guns n continues shooting dem words)

Gawd! No! ... Noo!

DannyJ19:
He sent you the code and wants it back... Dont understand

ar yu kidding me? ... Look imagine yu want to reset the password of your gmail!

Yu would be requested to provide the number you used to open the gmail account! ...then a fraudster can easily get one by looking at yur Facebook profile or looked at yur post on nairaland probably one of these employments threads ...where yu'were requested to drop yur WhatsApp number n your gmail!

Simple info! ...from simple source! ...so then he enters yur number n a new code is sent to your phone e.g GK10678

He then calls you n gives the crap spicing bullsh!t like the one he gave the Op! ....just to get access to that password sent to your phone!

The only people this scope can work for is our old peeps at home! ...that's why anytime I see any fraudulent scope like dat on nairaland ...I inform my parents since they can be easily carried away by any Facebook or any internet thingy!

You should see my dad's face when I was explaining how the WhatsApp status thingy works! ...he was so humble! ... N cute!

I guess yu understand now! N mistar OP _God bless you for this tip! ...yu saving people here ...yu should kno dat!

Stevengold:
We'll get there soon, though the highest I've used for mtn night plan on 4G is 2-3 mb per sec.

Bros I hail oo! ...my highest na 520kb/s ....I remember I held my hand over the kitchen sink for hours ...mosquitoes enjoy that day aswear! ... I no fit shake talkless of move!

Around that 3am ...my mom came into kitchen n
Mom : what are you doing in my kitchen? ...
Me: Night browsing! ...

Mom: You kno I counted the meat!
Me: Waaat!

Mom: Beta leave the kitchen now!
Me:Mummy ooh yu can't understand! ...just leave me!

Mom: (Carries all the pots to her room)
fvccck!

malificent:
If I say this girl has nothing to offer besides flaunt her father's wealth people will attack me. But it still doesn't change the fact that she has nothing to offer.

_hehehe! Yeye Gurl!

NASA did not only put a smile on the boy's face but also on my face! ... One would imagine the kind of love such children are receiving over there!

If i was raised there am very sure ..I won't be dis stone hearted! n nt caring! _in naija when yuar too sweet they will eat you!

But over there! ..imagine the kind of world they paint to these Little kids! ...wat if I tell you 90% of them believe Santa exists!

Over in naija ...if I tell our last born that Santa is coming in December! ..he will be like: b!tch please! _mummy has not return my money she borrowed! ..yuar busy talking about Santa ...Santa ko! Panther ni! ...dnt goan wash yur plate in the kitchen! Agbaya

afi GBA ti mo te! all these small little tins ...no single respect!

Okoyiboz3:
God punish poverty

Saw this Otedola's crib in Ikoyi, the number of security men guarding the house would enough to rig a Senatorial election.

seee yur mouth!

Am just happy ...he is not into bleaching! ..he remains a black man with big pockets and beautiful twins! ..truly he is blessed!

Tyrion lannister and arya stark only! ...the rest are just the rest!
Btw ...I also love the young wolf! ..Jon snow's bro! ...but was killed alongside his mom n wife! ...this film almost made me go bananas!

Ibukzy:


Many of my mates that we left school together are doing verywell now, and sometimes, I feel bad that I’m not practicing the profession that I devoted a lot of time and effort to study. (1)

If I was a practicing engineer, I’m sure that I would have gone very far by now. (2)

On the flip side though, I enjoy what I’m doing and I have never pictured myself doing a 9-5 job. Making music comes naturally to me and it makes me happy, so I have no regrets.(3)

1) he is trying to tell me that his friends are getting more successful than him or does it seem he is bothered about their success! ...

2) this guy is obviously not contented with the 'much' he has been gifted! ..saying if he was practising engineering he would have gone very far by now! ...and someone will tell me with this he is not actually comparing his life with his friends life!

3) to crown it all! ... My n!gga said he doesn't like doing a 9 - 5job n has no regrets! WTf when it is obvious that is gloating about how his friends have gone very far ... This guy is funny! ...n he is nt regretting!

I so much loathe people who having being successful in their career start wishing they were better in anoda venture! ...it shows ao ungrateful he is! ...he is comparing his achievement with that of his friends who have gone far in engineering!

This is the guy ...all the ladies in my street will burst their legs open like scissors for! ... It is very bad!..with the little we have we should be contented with what we have!

Many of friends now are wishing they are where he is now! ...with the impact he has made in the music industry!

But fvck it ...who gives a sh!t ..the guy is busy getting paid n making his cool money ...am here hustling to make noise! ... Am even d one regretting now!

Nice piece! ..but assumption that Igbos will leave Nigeria like the case of Ghanaians ia very wrong! ...I hv lots of Igbo friends which life has well saturated in the west ...if Nnamdi Kanu or any other kanu threatens to curse Igbos who won't leave Nigeria n go with to Biafra ...these guys won't leave

Fine I admit Igbos are business oriented but yu should kno in a world of business ...not only is the seller important ..the customer is very important! ...without the customers ...businesses woud crumble! ...now tell those Igbo's shop yu see lurking round every corner ...who do you think patronises them most! ...it is the yorubas

Yorubas love fashion ... they love showing off! ...they are the best customers! ... That's wat the Igbos are exploiting! ...there cannot be an Igbo's business with a regular Yoruba customer!

Biafra can come ..but that won't change any of us relationship with the Igbos around my area! ...so yu think they will leave their shop n customers n follow Kanu to his cannan land!

... Igbos are so money oriented ...they will surely calculate the cost of leaving their shop n their customers before thinking of using google maps for relocation to Papa kanu's land!

Yu Igbos can leave oo! ...but my Chinedu n Blessing are not leaving! ...hu will keep me company when they are gone! ... A.y ke! ...these guys are funnier than A.y n Bovi combined!

There is nothing as good as support from your dad! ... Whether it's bad or good! ... If its good _yu find someone to dedicate yur thanks to

If its bad _yu would find someone to blame! ..so let's just say ...it ia a good thing either way!

lereinter:

shebi na your friend

when is not your blood brother

20 friends cant play for 20 years....

#word _ n!gga yu smart!

goldbim:
Not surprised..that is what happens when supply is more than demand.the number of actresses and actors we have in this country will likely outweigh the number of movies produced if care is not taken..everywhere you turn to in Lagos,you'll always see audition posters and pamphlets.abeg,who no wan blow? . They should kontinu..

true talk!

This Fight is bullsh!t _this kind of fight is often generated by jealousy _both are jealous of each oda's musical aggression outside the Nigerian atmosphere into the global musical world!

They have paraded the attributes of kids! ... They do donut kno the power of friendship ao much more money could come their way by doing a collab!

Anyways Its normal though in our country! ...anyone who tries n makes effort to get more money than you do is usually your enemy! ...an employer will definitely not be happy if all his clients are seeking the attendance of one of his employee instead of him! ..he starts feeling jealous! ...leading him to blackmailing the brilliant young chap!

VickyRotex:


Exactly what I thought. Like you said, I'm quite sure the boy wasnt in control of flying the plane.
The only reason this became a problem was probably cos of the breach in policy vs the cameras. Which could be a big problem for the Air brand. Hence, the "Suspension" to fulfil all righteouness.
But you know the Media na. They'd use the phrase "10 year old fly a plane" just to sell.

God bless you! ...I was about to say that! ...it is the camera thingy! ...there are policies against it! ..lots of things happen in the cockpit like sleeping n sort of things that could distract the pilot!

But people don't know! ...that's why they are against the use of cameras in the cockpit ..it could make people feel unsafe in the Airbus! ...it is not like the Airbus can't control itself ... They looking at the caption of fear the picture tries to paint in the mind of their passenger!

Mynd44:

The next time you go into surgery, the doctor should bring an 8 year old in to fiddle with your insides while the "professional"surgeon gives instructions and supervises.

How do you feel about that?

oh please! ...the two professions are different! ... Pilots are mainly just to oversee the flight n majorly because having due to researches carried out by airlines ... People majorly feel safe when they are aware the airbus they are in ;is being driven by a pilot since he's human ....rather than being driven by a computer bot!

That's the major reasons the planes are still not fully operated by bots! ...I said fully meaning the plane can still drive around itself without the help of the pilot! ...wait ar yu telling me pilots don't sleep on flight!

They sleep! ... The aviation industry has moved beyond auto flight! ... to auto land! ...so gentleman! ...the pilots are there just to make you think yuar safely driven by dem!

Same tin applies to the surgical world ...a bot would successfully carry out an operation! ...faster n efficient! ..but the human mind is the only thing pulling us back!

So try to understand the fact that the plane cannot be fully operated by one pilot n obviously can't be fully controlled by a small boy!

Plus! ...I love your sense of reasoning even though I dnt agree with the comparison of an aviation industry to the medical world! ...one can be fully operated by a Bot! ...the other needs surgeon's expertise and divine intervention!

They are trained pilots! ... It is obvious by the look on the boy's face that he is taking instructions from the pilot!

Nd no pilot would gv full control of the plane to a kid! ...its either he is pressing buttons controlling the ACs or the planes WiFi buttons

Nd to dat n!gga dat said ....95% of plane crash are caused by pilot's error! ...ar yu kidding me? ... Engine failure n birds are major causes for plane accidents! ...yes! ...birds yu might b surprised! ...it is not like car driving! ..imagine when yuar driving yu see a cow or a goat ...yu swerve!

But imagine a plane swerving because of a Bird ...will they even see the bird! ..most of these birds get caught up in the engine blades n create problem.

Am sure n!ggas are going to quote like a Bible verse now! ...since a lot of dem are against the pilot! ..I just believe the pilot is reasonable enough not to gv the young aspiring pilot full control of the Airbus!

_n meanwhile while quoting me call me fool,idiot or anytin abusive like dat! ...yu might get my attention faster! Who knows!

Wat is the essence ...whether yu go to the moon or the 7th realm! .. I won't attempt to watch any Nigerian film ...am nt patriotic at all!

I hate watching movies that I will know the end by looking at the first scene!... Yes we have some upcoming new trends of nice movies!

Most of these new movies hv good graphics but no good storylines! ...movies yu see having good storylines are either movies relating to Biafra n Nigerian Civil war! ...why can't we delve into something SciFi or drama n still hv a mindblowing storyline!

Nollywood movies begins in a room _ continues in the compound _n ends in the bed! ...so lowbudgetMindConcept! ...at the end of the day yu'll realise all the movie scenes was shot in my senator's house!

all we can boast off is busty actresses n handsome actors! ...am very Sure the reason why this yeye girl got entry into New York Film Academy is because of her big yaunnsh!

Am nt hating ..am just saying we hv handsome n beautiful actresses but horrible storylines ...we can't even do film trick sef properly sef! ...our fight scenes are meted out by carrying cutlass n the protagonist running for cover or calling out the gods to strike down the idiot with the cutlass!

... That's why I enjoy Indian films there always protective of women in their films; they make everyone apart from the actor look funny n dumb then spice it up with cogently mixed film trick!
Yu won't gain anything new ...but they will blow your mind! ...and yuwoud b wondering ao d fvck did he do dat?

#We have a brilliant team but boring game play!

otabuko:
seriously. People refuse to understand what they read. Thanks for stopping by.

yu welcome! ...kip up the good work!

Nnaabros:


You know the drill. The suspense at the end of each episode is just too much for me to endure.

aswear down ...i cant handle the suspense at all! Nd I thought I was the only one! ... Its good to know am nt alone on dis one! a toast to our success!

ogawisdom:


Sometimes you dnt have a choice than to seek self employment whether u like it or not BC u must earn a living n survive. You cant finish sch n be eating mama thank ma for over 5 yrs BC u r submitting CV n nt try other ways to earn a living.

Bottomline get started with self employment while looking for paid job. Sitting at home daily doing nothing but submitting CVs is a no no

yea! ...I agree with you! ...I don't know about the female folks but as a man ...one can't kip waiting in the house n doing nothing after school! ..yu right! ..yu smart!

Nnaabros:


I'm surprised to see people still downloading GOT. You mean since the last season last year you've not finished watching it, a season film of just 10 episodes? Something I usually finish downloading and watching the full season in one day

Bros cool down ...I hv a friend who can watch five seasons of a single movie in a day! ... I personally love watching films once in a while ... I dnt like to rush! ...it is nt in my blood ! ...picture me as that guy dat won't watch a series until that season's episodes is complete!

We are all different! ... But I can bet you are dat type of my friend! ... He will finish like three films in a sitting wey I never watch ... The guy go still ask me ...guy ao far open that xender Abeg ...I dey feel say yu get films wey I never watch for that yur phone!

... If I liighhht you?