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Phones / Re: Glo Just Made Me Immortal Just To Download An Episode Of A TV Series by swagguElite(m): 11:01pm On Jul 31, 2017
Ar yu kidding me? ... We gada dey the same lane O.p? cheesy

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Politics / Re: Hurricane Trump Strikes Again! Scaramucci Fired After 10 Days in Office!!! by swagguElite(m): 10:56pm On Jul 31, 2017
Donjazzy12:
One thing about Trump is that he is very decisive. Once his mind is made up , he strikes!
the kind of person I like! ... No time! ... Yu say or do sh!t ...yu soud b prepared to face the consequences!
Romance / Re: How I Started Sleeping With My Grand Mother by swagguElite(m): 10:52pm On Jul 31, 2017
Abeg ...first Tin first ...where is the pics of the grandma? _the smoking hot grandma! undecided ... At least if this is a script n nid to see the b!tch playing the role of the grandma!
Phones / Re: New MTN Scam Method Used To Rob Nigerians, Please Read by swagguElite(m): 10:40pm On Jul 31, 2017
OYERINDEJ:
I don't blame Mtn, I to some extent blame customers who press their phone n activate unknowingly, I have used Mtn for close to 10yrs, d only time I was charged was when I was looking for music plus free browsing, 2nd Mtn gave charge less activation and compensation to its underpaid agent who turned it to their private biZ, selling charge less data n compensation for unimaginable prices, like 1terabite of 350k 4 5thousand etc, Mtn blocked it n d customer suffers, its not as if they can't escalate cases 4 compensation, but with a target of 180 calls under 8 hours with an average handling time of 140 sec per call, utilization @99% not even 2 sec to catch your breath who bloody cares. u all need to understand what customer care agents go through its like working in hell to survive. show some Love n respect to d agent, #respecttodamaturedcustomers.
you just open your mouth and spill rubbish!

Just because it did not happen to you does not mean it doesn't happen to others ...consider yourself lucky instead of adding to the noise!

I never subscribe for anything on MTN ...because hv had past experience with their captivating message of subscribe for this it is FREE for one week! ..subscribe n u will yur subscription will know no bounds!

I just stopped using my mtn for a week coz I hv like 5sims two airtels one Glo one MTN n one Etisalat! ... Nd interchange dem Every night to enjoy #25 night plan I get like 1.5gb for #75 evry night! ...so I kno why am stacked with sims!

Until recently I inserted my MTN ...to get a number ..then I loaded #200naira card! ... I tried calling it said my balance is low ...checked my balance I could still see my #200

I waited for some time thinking my #200 has not entered their database lol! Foolish me! ... Checked bck didn't see my #200 Nd no message was sent to me ..
I never borrowed _ I hv never subscribe for anytin!

Foolish me again said! ...maybe because i hvnt loaded on the sim in one week! ...so its stomach is feeling empty! ...let me load again! ...dis time around ...I just tried #100

Samething happened! ...no message ...nothing sent to me! ..it was just disappearing! ...i had to remove the sim b4 it starts making the money in my Bank account disappear!

So Abeg don't say its the customer here! ..if yu never experience such ... angry

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Romance / Re: 6 Mysterious Things That Occur While You Sleep by swagguElite(m): 9:23pm On Jul 31, 2017
I don't know the name but there is this kind that also happen while am climbing structures I just end falling n falling till I wake up! ..crazy!

I dnt know why I can't control that fall ... I mostly control evrytin in my dreams ...esp fighting! ...I fight a lot in my dreams ...mehn with my two swords it feels like am the console n the player at the same time ...am conscious of every move!

Any moves I learn in Game of thrones I try it out in my dreams n fvck it ... I never lose a fight! N in cases where I lose my leg in a fight ...I pretend as if am dead ...coz I dnt want to be killed in my dream n die in real life too ...unto say I be one yeye warrior for dream! grin grin grin
Education / Re: Agony Of 2.2 Bachelors Degree With Masters Degree by swagguElite(m): 8:58pm On Jul 31, 2017
I dnt know why everyone thinks business is everyone's way! ...just because yuar successful in your own business does not mean anoda person should engage in a business to be successful!

Are yu telling me that one-third of your customers or consumers are not people who got job using their degree! ... Op is making a useful point here! ... Instead of deriving from his points the theme he was trying to create you are telling him to drop his degree n look for a better job!

I believe if yu work yu will get rewarded! ..either yu go through the self employment channel or either using your degree channel! ... Just read the words of Op n get into your head that in wateva yu seem to do ...do it well to be the best!

Yuar seeking a pathway in your career by going for a whitecollar or any job whose salary is worthy of showing off ...get the best results First Class or Second class Upper

If yuar into the self employment module! ...get better in your communication,customer service skills most esp. ICT skills ...the world is quite evolving!

It is not like they are no white collar jobs out Nigeria ...you just don't expect employment offers to be spread across the net ...over 70% of employment offers are not advertised or placed online you should know that ...so be wise!

Whether white collar or self employed! ...it is a game of _different method _same result! ...you both get your money ..depending on how great your passion is!

Am very sure when Oyedepo told his friends he wanted to be a pastor ...he would surely be made jest of! ...Now the n!gga is in money! ...money mostly gotten from pockets of self-employed n white collar job holders! ...he is not self-employed neither is he employed he is a man of God so to say! ...blessed by your pockets!

Lord is God! ..halleluyaaah sumbody! Hehehehe! ...if yu get deep voice n White teeth ..better go open church n get your money quick before they start taxing them in few years time!
tongue

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Phones / Re: Gionee A1 And Nokia 5 by swagguElite(m): 2:06am On Jul 30, 2017
iyisco2001:


So guys no dey sleep for here.

I'll handle the two Monday and just pick one.
Best of luck bro!
Crime / Re: Old Man Shot His 28-year-old Wife Because 'she Told Him He Didn't Satisfy Her' by swagguElite(m): 2:02am On Jul 30, 2017
Dumb b!tches everywhere! ...wat is she doing with a 72yr old man if not for his erect money! ...now she's complaining of not being satisfied on bed!

She deserves to be shot in the face again ...these are the kind of ladies yu try yo ask out but will tell that they spend in a day ...what you earn in a year!

Broke girls from poor homes feeding Instagram n twitter with their Gucci n Chanel wardrobe supplements n you wonder ao dey can afford to get a Gucci bag ...when yuar hustling day n night n yet yu cannot think of attempting to price anytin Gucci! ...not knowing that they are rolling with baba 90 ...baba 72 whose d!ck isn't strong enough to puncture a slice of bread!

C'mon c'ock that thing n blow the head off dis tym around! angry
Family / Re: How Do I Resolve This Situation With My Girlfriend by swagguElite(m): 1:48am On Jul 30, 2017
She would not stop disturbing you with her demands for you get ready to settle down with her!

Until yu come clean n tell her you can't afford to get married now! ...she's beginning to sound too desperate! ... I would advice to stay clear of her desperate moves to tie you down since yuar not ready!

Fine you love her m don't want to lose her ...but love is bullsh!t when it comes to decision concerning marriage leading to building a family.

If yu can't afford to sponsor a family avoid anything marriage! ....I personally have told myself that if am not financially okay to sponsor both my own family ...I would not get married!

I would rada use the token I have in sending food stuffs to my parents instead of using it to pay for a wedding that I know won't last since I will go broke after the wedding ceremony!

I rada die single n alone than giving birth to children without the means to sponsor their education n feeding!

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Phones / Re: Gionee A1 And Nokia 5 by swagguElite(m): 1:29am On Jul 30, 2017
iyisco2001:


why stay away from Nokia 5.
I am considering any of the two also but the screen size of thr Ginoee is a no for me. I dont like phones above 5inch. then the Mediatek thingy is scary.
seriously screen size is what yu are after! ... You know wat follow yur mind

...Gionee doesn't match yur screen size need ...go for d Nokia 5 instead ...am just saying I would go for Gionee A1 without thinking twice dats if a new n better phone does not come out tomorrow!

Understand wat yu need n go for it! ..its dat simple wink

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Health / Re: 256 Years Old Man Breaks The Silence Before His Death And Reveal SHOCKING secret by swagguElite(m): 1:22am On Jul 30, 2017
Damn! ...must be realli a well crafted ninja ...wading off death with his blade for 256years! ...

Meanwhile I could bet the baba is damn short! ...his shortness must have triggered some kind of hormone shield! tongue
Phones / Re: Gionee A1 And Nokia 5 by swagguElite(m): 12:59am On Jul 30, 2017
Depending on your financial buoyancy ...go for the Gionee A1 ...good camera n good battery n wat else does a lady need in a phone if nt dis!

I use Gionee m5 ... N if I happen to want to buy a new phone Gionee A1 would b my choice! ...but money determines whether it would or would not b possible!

Stay away from Nokia 5 ... Pls if yu hv the money!

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Phones / Re: Unboxing Of Oukitel K10000 Pro(battery Beast) by swagguElite(m): 12:47am On Jul 30, 2017
How much did you get it @O.p ...and more pics I want to see how big n thick the phone is at its sides!
Celebrities / Re: Ray Hushpuppi Says Kcee’s Wristwatch Is Fake by swagguElite(m): 1:59pm On Jul 28, 2017
folakemigeh:
lol...


Hushpuppi help me check if my Ass is paded or Not and also kindly help me confirm my Wristwatch too grin
yu beautiful! _yu gat a nice shape for real! ... but I would leave it to hush to decide whether it is padded or not! smiley
Education / Re: Read These Shocking Tweets About Kay Bello,The Guy Expelled From The Law School. by swagguElite(m): 3:31pm On Jul 25, 2017
queenfav:
hehehehehee.. Remove d game of thrones picture o.. Law school is hell, but the whole experience is quite memorable. The weeks to exam are so scary . All your friends go disappear.. Every man for himself. The night reading, people running mad from too much cramming.. Me when no dey go church, no body tell me say make i go church that exam week.. Lol.. It's fun anyways, read, abide by the rules and still have fun. I did all that and passed well with second class honours. Na those when serious pass for my set fail. Law school is God's grace jare.
wow! _nice ...thanks by the way! ...appreciate yur time!
Celebrities / Re: I Just Want To Stay Indoor And Have Sex Allnight - Wizkid Posted On Instagram by swagguElite(m): 3:14pm On Jul 25, 2017
uchbaba:

hi, can we be friends?
grin no bro! ...no new friends ... no new friends! grin _no frnds for you todae bro! tongue
Romance / Re: When Your Boyfriend Refuses To Marry You Cos You Are Not A Graduate(photos) by swagguElite(m): 3:08pm On Jul 25, 2017
bigcp:

did i ask you?
why can't you mind your business Mrs Jonathan...Ur Mousy mouth de poke u?
Learn to mind your business Aunty....it pays a lot
thanks
cheesy error 404: no chill found! ...easy bros!
Romance / Re: Lady Tells Her Mum That It’s Not By Force To Marry, Her Mum’s Reaction Is Epic by swagguElite(m): 3:07pm On Jul 25, 2017
Where is the Epic? _I guess the epic left before I opened the thread! embarassed _see the yeye Op's head! _Epic ko! Picnic ni! tongue

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Education / Re: 10 Most Heavily Guarded And Secured Locations On Earth by swagguElite(m): 2:59pm On Jul 25, 2017
NLProblemChild:
Thinking it was explorer who open the thread.. Pictures of the heavy security guarded or i piss off
yh! _am with you bro!
Lots of view on this thread n the Op came up with idea of not putting up pictures! _well played first impression! angry

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Romance / Re: Photos: Curvy Nigerian Lady Goes Stark N*ked To Encourage And Inspire Fat Women by swagguElite(m): 2:56pm On Jul 25, 2017
She's beautiful! _she is big n attractive! I would bet she has a killer ass!

She possesses evrytin guys would admire but men _would always consider the risk of changing tyres n punching the bed upwards after she sleeps on it for a quickie!

Dat still doesn't mean anytin _they would still find big men who would find them as the bone of their bone! _yet big women should not expect the kind of attention slimmer girls
get!

that's their problem they are always comparing themselves n wishing they got the number of followers n likes their slimmer counterparts get! ...

comparing yourself to other people would cause cancer of the mind eating up yur confidence n leading to complications obstructing your sight to the better tins planned ahead for you!

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Education / Re: Read These Shocking Tweets About Kay Bello,The Guy Expelled From The Law School. by swagguElite(m): 2:35pm On Jul 25, 2017
queenfav:
You just can't declare war against the same body that would issue you the Law school certificate, that qualifies you to be called to bar as a Barrister and Solicitor in Nigeria. Dumb, dumb move! Better to be a cowardly living dog than a brave dead lion!
Exactly! _the point! Yu can't declare war against the same body that will issue you law school certificate! _no matter how correct yu seem to be! Yuar in their hands _whether yu will b lifted or crushed depends on how you react!

But meanwhile I would love to hear of your experience at the law school ...probably create a thread for some of us ...who are yet to enter into law school! _whenever I hear law school I picture this Game of throne's type castles with beauty n perfection within the walls n coffee running down the pipes very morning!

But .....skrrrrrrttrt! even hearing about this anomaly ...I still want to believe;things shouldn't be dat bad over there! embarassed
Phones / Re: Look At The Nigerian Drinks In Buhari New Picture by swagguElite(m): 2:12pm On Jul 25, 2017
Ao cum yu guys are seeing Nigerian drinks ...when all i see is bottles of curry n thyme! _ cry
Politics / Re: Nationwide Blackout Imminent As Power Generation Falls Below 3,000MW by swagguElite(m): 11:53am On Jul 25, 2017
soberdrunk:
This is what happens when a 'Lawyer' is in charge of 'Power', with all due respect Mr Fashola to me is simply a 'spokesman' for the Ministry of Power........ angry angry
what has being a lawyer have to do with all of this? _someone is not making use of his head in making the electricity supply sufficient

_yuar here shouting "see what happens when a lawyer is in charge of power" _does being a lawyer make a person smart! angry
Education / Re: The Secret Of The Bermuda Triangle - Experts Says Baffling Vanishings Are Basica by swagguElite(m): 10:10am On Jul 24, 2017
Temihatz:


Lol... Winter is here!
grin grin grin lol! My man! ...winter is here truely! grin

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Phones / Re: Picture Of Tecno Phantom 7 Leaked And It Look Like Iphone 7 by swagguElite(m): 9:08am On Jul 24, 2017
6GB RAM 64GB ROM _can't say nice specs since am yet to see the mAh n the price! _but shuu! expect it to be quite expensive!
Phones / Re: Picture Of Tecno Phantom 7 Leaked And It Look Like Iphone 7 by swagguElite(m): 9:05am On Jul 24, 2017
Patrick33:
should i come and put Nba2k17 so you'll see your tecno phone is scrap?
grin grin grin Nba2k17 _yuar wickeed!
Romance / Re: Bob Brisky Joins Nairaland by swagguElite(m): 8:52am On Jul 24, 2017
OmG! _is it bobbrisky or bobrisky coz damn ...I hv been seeing a lot of sh!t written on this thread! _am confused!
Romance / Re: What Would Be Your Respond If You Find This Heavily Endowed Lady At Your Door? by swagguElite(m): 8:41am On Jul 24, 2017
Call the cops! _before she kills yu!
Education / Re: The Secret Of The Bermuda Triangle - Experts Says Baffling Vanishings Are Basica by swagguElite(m): 8:30am On Jul 24, 2017
Rubbish! _yu see ao Explorers does his work _if he was always referring people to one useless blog! _he wouldn't be rated as one of the best on nairaland!

Be humble _sit down _get yur life together! ...I hv marked yur name down alongside Torogist! _ winter is coming! angry

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Education / Re: Girl Breaks 30yr Old Rule To Enter Boys Hostel. See How Boys Reacted (photos) by swagguElite(m): 8:18am On Jul 24, 2017
Chai! _Ao many topics with the same pictures will I see this week!

Another blogger will arrive with his own delivery of "Lady caught using the boy's hostel WiFi after successfully hacking it! _Her boyfriend parades her to show off to the Gboys in the male's hostel! _so as to prove that his current gf is better than his other babes"

I guess that's too long! _let's try this: "A guy was dared to dress as a lady n walk down the stairs till he reaches the school gate for a bet of #1000!"

But seriously these bloggers are trying oo! _sitting down n lining up lies as topics! _I can't wait for the next topic on the same picture! _some bloggers can lie for Africa! cheesy

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Phones / Re: 9mobile Name Change; A Comment May Have Just Cost This Man His Job (pictures) by swagguElite(m): 8:10am On Jul 24, 2017
grin grin grin _he knows already! _yu don't nid to remind him that he is his CEO _he has a 60% chance of holding his job _if he can claim his phone was hacked by a colleague who wants him out of the job!

But wait Ooo! _his phone might actually hv been hacked coz wat would prompt his ass into shading his boss online in this period of recycled unemployment!

_the witches in his village have finally renewed his sub! grin

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Religion / Re: Where Are The Dead Before Rapture? by swagguElite(m): 7:45am On Jul 24, 2017
MrPresident1:


We are the dead, all of us, we are hidden in spiritual mental graves.

Mental devolution just like the devolution of King Nebuchadnezzar from King to animal/beast, that is the death the Bible is talking about.

We, all black people are the dead. All Nigerians are dead. Because we are dead we have fertile land and good climate yet we import food. Because we are dead, we have crudeoil yet we import petrol, we cannot make our refineries work because we lack the technical capacity to do so. Because we are dead, we cannot complete Ajaokuta steel, yet we produce thousands of engineering graduates every year.

Bro, the dead people of the Bible is all of us black people.

grin grin grin grin grin grin hu the hell is this n!gga _ this n!gga is crazy! grin grin grin

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