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Car Talk / Re: Reasons Why Your Car Consume Much Fuel by swagguElite(m): 6:47pm On Jul 12, 2017 |
davodyguy:so negro! ... yu had to quote the long article ontop two lines comment ...what happened to you man! ...were you carjacked of your brain! Can yu imagine I was scrolling the screen as if I was fetching water with my thumb! _ Anyways to the Op! ...you made my day! ...Nice info! 1 Like |
Education / Re: What Department Is The Most Difficult In The University?.... by swagguElite(m): 6:20pm On Jul 12, 2017 |
Bro! ... There is no difficult course as long yu can read n understand what you have read! _what is difficult is no one else than your lecturer! ... Lecturers are the only courses difficult in school! #FACT! 1 Like |
Education / Re: It Is Neither A Biscuit Bone Nor Brisket Bone by swagguElite(m): 6:14pm On Jul 12, 2017 |
fuckerstard:pako biscuit is not biscuit _it is a brisket ...you taste the biscuit when yuar done chewing the brisket! |
Education / Re: It Is Neither A Biscuit Bone Nor Brisket Bone by swagguElite(m): 6:10pm On Jul 12, 2017 |
Oh c'mon ...gawddamit! ...am tired of hearing brisket bone! ... biscuit bone! ... Chrisplease bone! It is biscuit bone _not because of its literal meaning but biscuit signifies the softness n easily chewable component of the bone! ... Take as a slang! Learn english! ...that you will use in your monthly presentations n day to day conversations ...not English dat yu will only use when communicating with a butcher or your sweetheart ..when yu hv to tell her to add brisket bone to you meal! _wTf! _Even if brisket bone sounds right ...I will still use biscuit ...sounds better! My easy life n success is enough for me to have enemies from my father's house ...now ....trying to form Behind! ..by correcting my Grandma dat its bricket not biscuit meat! ... |
Celebrities / Re: Davido's 2nd Baby Mama Shows Off Her Post- Baby Body In Bikini by swagguElite(m): 5:11pm On Jul 12, 2017 |
Fresca:wow! ...checked your profile n damnn! ... No wonder n!ggas are trying to slide into your contact list! _you black n beautiful! _ I hardly give compliments;but that's me being honest! |
Phones / Re: Who Can Beat My UP-TIME Record (+pics) by swagguElite(m): 10:39am On Jul 12, 2017 |
Septre:sweet Jesus! ...this n!gga is a ninja! ... His phone don remain small craze! |
Romance / Re: Fvck For 2min, Dip Your Dick In Cold Water And Continue Will Make U Last In Bed by swagguElite(m): 10:31am On Jul 12, 2017 |
Fadiga24:... Crazy guy! |
Romance / Re: How To Last Longer During Sex(no Drugs) by swagguElite(m): 10:26am On Jul 12, 2017 |
Easy to say! ...Yu hv never met some kind of Ass before! ...that kind of ass yu want to look at when it bounces on your laps! ....nothing can make me think of my House Rent at the moment ...with that Ass Rent in my front! _fvck any other rent including Kevin Durant!(my n!gga) Bros! ... Some asses will take you to your factory reset setting! _stay away from your crush! ...if you want to last longer! 3 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: Tboss poses with her boo, Miyonse in racy outfit at the "Alter Ego" After Party by swagguElite(m): 4:30pm On Jul 10, 2017 |
Relax! ... I hv no sh!t to say ...but I can clearly say am just here to feature on the frontpage album! |
Crime / Re: Lady Paraded Unclad By Mob,Her Private Part Widely Exposed 4 People 2 See(pics by swagguElite(m): 4:20pm On Jul 10, 2017 |
lofty900:funny guy! 1 Like |
Education / Re: 15000 Each For 6 Students. by swagguElite(m): 4:14pm On Jul 10, 2017 |
HungerBAD: School: ADEKUNLE AJASIN UNIVERSITY (AAUA) Level: 400L _Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark! |
Career / Re: Woman Who Returned N1.8m Mistakenly Paid Into Her Account, Gets Query From Kogi by swagguElite(m): 6:27pm On Jul 09, 2017 |
Damn! ... Nothing good pays in our society! ... I mean just imagine the woman being teased by her friends for her actively subscribed Stupidity! ... If God could just gv her one more chance ... N send anoda alertz by mistake ...we will have anoda hushpuppi in town representing the females! _hushlioness baby! |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Travelodge Is A Hotel Where You Will Work And Not Get Paid At The End Of Month. by swagguElite(m): 5:45pm On Jul 09, 2017 |
Get yourself a well armed lawyer n get your money n respect in full payment! ...you don't just rush to the police for help! ... Lawyers save lives more than police dese days dats if yu know how to make a deal with a lawyer! _you promise your lawyer a certain% of your unpaid salary ....he will fight for you like a beast! Love a lawyer;its legal! _ |
Romance / Re: Can A Son Put His Hand On Her Mother Waist...pics Attached by swagguElite(m): 5:28pm On Jul 09, 2017 |
wins18:Wow! ...I tot I was the onli weird one doing this! ... Yu wrote my mind! ..yo! |
Romance / Re: The Tragedy Of First Time Sex by swagguElite(m): 10:51pm On Jul 08, 2017 |
refiner:"grasses" _yuar nt serious! ...anyways thnks 4 d compliment though! |
Romance / Re: The Tragedy Of First Time Sex by swagguElite(m): 12:33pm On Jul 07, 2017 |
Lovely! ...Good use of english! ...adequate spacing ...priceless information! Me likey! ... Addiction after sex is very real! ...but after my first time sex ....I realize sex is overrated ....the moment after yu cum ...the lady looks like sh!t in your eyes! ... The only way I control myself is that I pursue women to earn their respect! ... Hv had moments with girls who are close to me ..they might just suddenly feel Hot ..maybe because their boyfrnd cheated in dem or they are tempted to! ...n she would want to get you to hv sex wit her! I realised that if yu reject them ...they will respect you more than anyone! ... For a lady;your respect is enough! ...I don't nid your sex! _most ladies believe am the faithful type but honestly I reject sex because it is overrated _there is nothing special in sex as compared to getting focused on earning respect n working for your money! I don't regret not being a virgin ... because damn! ...my first time was my worst time ...lots of mistakes n weirdness! ...am past dat now ...I have d experience! _coz I can't imagine me giving my wife the kind of first time sex I had ...she would b disappointed! 3 Likes |
Romance / Re: . by swagguElite(m): 7:09pm On Jul 06, 2017 |
MissRaine69:of course! ...will do! ...but while am at it ...enjoy the view as I sh!t on you! _chicken! |
Crime / Re: A Harmless Guy Was Gunned Down In Enugu This Afternoon Before Me. by swagguElite(m): 6:14pm On Jul 06, 2017 |
Slimchase:Bros ...yu said he was shot because of N3million naira ... Chisos ... Peeps are stabbed to death here ...just on #500 FIFA game bet! ... He deserves to be shot! ...no joke! ... Yu never might know the kind of lifestyle he lives ...not everybody just get shot for carrying heavy amount of money ...you must have being tagged n tracked down! ...my bet is that d guy lives a lavish lifestyle n the bag he carried was a nice looking Gucci bag or some fancy sh!tty bag! These days yu carry money inside tattered bags ...anyone dat looks at you sef ...will think you are a bricklayer carrying his tools in a polybag! ...people are not wise yet! _ nobody is smiling at al ...one foolish mistake yu end up paying up with pain, regret n "had I known" comments |
Education / Re: How To Become An Ethical Hacker With All Your Needs by swagguElite(m): 5:56pm On Jul 06, 2017 |
fathomberry:this dude got me cracking up! .. Yu crazy! 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: 'It's Like Senator Adeleke's Death Has Made Davido's Father Run Mad'- Aregbesola by swagguElite(m): 5:53pm On Jul 06, 2017 |
Great talk! ...the adeleke's are known for being wealthy n have in full capacity anAscendingRetroScanOfRude nReckless statements ...I wonder what will be said in their reprisal attack to aregbesola's camp! |
Celebrities / Re: Pregnant OAP, Toolz Demuren Beautiful In Birthday Pictures by swagguElite(m): 5:38pm On Jul 06, 2017 |
HottestFire:Bros ao fa nau! ... Wish me better thing nau! ... |
Celebrities / Re: Bobrisky Is Not A Gay But A Wise Business Man by swagguElite(m): 5:34pm On Jul 06, 2017 |
Yu thinking that bobrisky is acting the way his acting because of attention/money getting technique is an OffbalanceWheelOf massiveProportionateBrainDysfunction ... Can you imagine ...who would do dat because of money _ bleach _ use makeup _flaunt on social media the number of Dicks n Harry dat sharpen the Broadway of his ass _ put on women wears! ...for so damn long without feeling disgusted! His ways n patterns of behavior is past that of a person seeking for attention ...he is doing what he has always wanted ...yu can see the passion in his eyes ...the confidence he has in doing n bringing to reality his everwanting gayish thoughts! ...he is making money n making himself happy! ... That should be your only source of mentorship! ...make yourself happy n make yourself money from doing wat you love! _n stop building bobrisky in an image that presumes you taking him as your mentor! ... |
Romance / Re: . by swagguElite(m): 5:18pm On Jul 06, 2017 |
MissRaine69:wat a cliché... Such an immature principle! ... Or let me say! ... Wat a poor budgeted excuse of yours! ... Every human is presumed to handle n react to issues differently ..some aggressively the others calmly! ... Different methods _same result! Yu telling me because I said "C'mon shout the fvck up" ...Is your reason for moonwalking from an argument ...is a precise concept of yu being possessed with a nutrient based proportion of no leadership skill! ... Persons like you won't last long in any tough situations! _yu depend mostly on your inner circle n anytime yu face little resistance for thinking out the box ...yu bury your ideas n thoughts! ...against the wind of opposition! _pathetic! N yu come out here speaking of women of substance ...yuar not worthy of that which yu hv said! ...since yuar not man enough to hold your ground like a conversation! 3 Likes 1 Share |
Romance / Re: . by swagguElite(m): 4:47pm On Jul 06, 2017 |
MissRaine69:chickened out! ... Already! ... C'mon yu could hv gotten a better way to chicken your way out! ...rather than declaring a state emergency to the fact that I attacked you personally...which I never did! ...wat a wonder woman! 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: Pregnant OAP, Toolz Demuren Beautiful In Birthday Pictures by swagguElite(m): 4:30pm On Jul 06, 2017 |
HottestFire:Noone cares if yu hate it or not! ... Makeup is a fashion statement! ...dating from ancient times! ...it is here to stay! ...it is only a matter of time before it hits the men folks _bobrisky n d rest are our ancient times ...only God knows what will happen in the future! 3 Likes 1 Share |
Romance / Re: . by swagguElite(m): 4:15pm On Jul 06, 2017 |
MissRaine69:ooh! ...c'mon ...just shut d fvck up! ... Women with substance ...women with substance ...ao many percentage of women with substance do we hv in our society today! ..even daughters of women with substance ...will pretty much fall for a guy with a dollar! ...these same girls will collect big money from their parents ...spend on shoes ...n will still date a Yahoo guy to show off to their friends n sponsor their eatery trips! The only women with substance have ever seem to notice ...are those that have partaked in these habits of falling for rich niggaz n regretted it! ... That doesn't mean dey will now date a broke nigga later on! ... They will just open n account n start discouraging ladies up n down ...let these ladies experience these things n learn ...d same way yu did! The only true knowledge is gotten from experience! ... Most of these ladies won't listen until dey experience the banes of dating for money! ...I did not even discourage my Ex from dating a rich nigga! ...any time she teases me dat if I dnt buy her dat shoe she will start accepting proposals from rich men! I will just tell her ..to pls do! ...n introduce me as her younger brother that is struggling to feed ...at least I can collect small change! Yes! ...its wat yuar thinking ..she later left me for a richer love-vendor ..not dat I was broke ..but I can't afford to spend money on frivolities ...like saying buy me shoes I don't hv shoes ...Nd yet when I enter her room ...you can hardly difference between the table in my Oga's office n her shoe rack since they are d same size just dat are her are filled with shoes! My point is most women with substance are older women with enough experience to guild;with whom they will want to spend the rest of their lives with! ...but on the other hand men want younger women ..n younger women are often not in the categories of women with substance... So the only way yu can get one n keep one as a girlfriend is to inject your pockets with money steroids! N:B ...not all; wants your money _some just want your love ...maybe coz of your smile or personality ...but that doesn't mean she would not go for a richer guy with your kind of smile n your kind of personality ...so yu out there! _ yuar handsome;cute; dimpled;funny ... Don't stop right there ... Get that money! ...coz that's your only insurance against any unforeseenWomenfolksEnthusiasticEmotionalDistressCall! ..Pls Be guided! _Money is not everything ...It is the only thing! 10 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: Mercy Aigbe & Her Mother? Caption This Mercy Aigbe Photo by swagguElite(m): 3:40pm On Jul 06, 2017 |
mujybee:we know! ... Look beyond n grasp the beauty of the OP's sarcasm! |
Politics / Re: PDP Blast Aregbesola For Sitting "Leg Crossed" At Ede Palace, Osun State (pics) by swagguElite(m): 3:25pm On Jul 06, 2017 |
alcmene:Eda! ... The space between you n sense is as wide as life n death! _yu just had to show that UnpleasantAura ofWrongfulThoughtThinking! 1 Like |
Politics / Re: PDP Blast Aregbesola For Sitting "Leg Crossed" At Ede Palace, Osun State (pics) by swagguElite(m): 3:19pm On Jul 06, 2017 |
For a whole decade men potbellied with a size of a bullion van have been crossing our money into their accounts! ...these negroes are here twerking their attention to the beat of a man crossing his legs ... Nincompoops! 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: 'I Knew My Marriage Was A Mistake Less Than 48 Hours After The Wedding' by swagguElite(m): 3:09pm On Jul 06, 2017 |
Mille:c'mon we don't have to read the story ...before we know the story! ... We already know the story ...it is the "we don't gv a fvck" story! ...ao about'dat! |
Romance / Re: Male Infidelity In Marriage And Its Societal Support by swagguElite(m): 8:56am On Jun 28, 2017 |
y3mi:Arguing with you! ..is like trying to fill a silver spoon with a bucket of water! ...technically a waste of time! My school of thought is my school of thought! ...n yuar of no capacity worthy to claim yours is better than mine .. This is the same reason we have different school of thoughts taking philosophy as a case study ...we have Plato's school thought ...we have Aristotle's school of thought ... Hernandez school of thought n lots of others on each and every subject matter revolving round the principles and nature of the course! ....the same way a school of thought is filled with pores of errors ....is the same way another school of thought is free of errors but lack applicability! ... So that's why majority of solutions are provided to researchers or students to choose which school thought they agree with and defend it! ...coz in this world ...we are all different in terms of choices and decisions ....where and how I was bred would influence my major decisions in life! So pls ... Broda! keep your school of thought to your freaking self! ... You are free to exhibit your Icores of insensibility in your school of thought Nonetheless. ..i must say yuar pretty much wasting your time if you think your school of thought is better than mine n I would with all intimacy n likeness of heart accept your views as superior to mine! Just because you think something is wrong doesn't not make us subjected to your own thinking! .... We ar all governed by not by school of thoughts but by law ...and by law ...women are properties! ...whether you like it or not! ...that's of no essence to the laws of our jurisdiction! So pls yuar welcome to knock yourself out with any freaking fairytale like thoughts of your own! ...we ar in a real world ...be real! |
Romance / Re: Male Infidelity In Marriage And Its Societal Support by swagguElite(m): 12:19pm On Jun 25, 2017 |
y3mi:See this young man ...Your I.Q is as low as my blood sugar! ... Can't you endeavour to spare few minutes of your time to access the question posed by the OP n relate it to your comment! ...it is of no essence to this topic at all Every bit of your statement contained pores of tantrums being thrown at my post ... My post was out there to advise n encourage women out there by giving reasons why ladies should avoid sleeping around with men ...since most of them believe because their male counterparts do it ...n they are not persecuted! ...they should given the same freedom to sleep around! ...that mentality is wrong ..n thus demanded my advise which was well doctored by my surgical apprenticeship post! On the issue that bride price is a purchase price ...that's my presumption! ...because take a lot at it ...what's the essence of bride price in the first place ...you said ceremonial gesture! ..prrrrftt! Can you imagine! ...tell me why that ceremonial gesture is only prescribed for the female folks ...why not collect groom price also since yu said it is a ceremonial gesture. At least since it is a ceremonial gesture .. N two families are partaking in such ceremonial occasion ..why don't the two families engage in exchange of groom price and bride price! ... You can see your school of thought is actually a school of error laced knots! This is why I presume that ...it is a purchase price since under the Marriage Act in Nigerian Legal System n in accordance to the Nigerian Customary Law ...the wife is regarded as a property! ... Now tell me ... If she is a property. What does the dowry means ...is it not purchase price! People may not view it as purchase price ...but am trying to break it down further that dowries collected before marriage are actually part of our custom as a gesture but in the in depth sense ...can be presumed to be a purchase price! Don't say bride is an old age custom ...customs are our way of life ...no matter ao old it seems to have emerged ...it still leaves the stench on us till our very last breath! ...you can decide to not practice the custom ..that does not mean others won't continue it! Some families don't collect bride price again ... Due to the depleting economic situation on ground ...some don't because they have enough money n their ego won't want them to collect anything from you ..some don't because probably the groom has been very close to them since childhood OR probably ...the groom has spent much on the family before the wedding ceremony is being planned for! So! ..Mister I gave an advise to the female folks ..yu are not a lady also... Yu ar not fit to tell me the feminists strongly disagrees with me! ... Nemo dat Quod Non Habet ...you cannot give what you don't have ...you cannot tell me they disagree with me ..since yu ar in no position to claim you know their thoughts Tell me! ..who made you lord over feminists? ..you are here claiming you know their mind ... Why don't yu just say you disagree with my school of thought rather than bloat around screaming your thoughts on behalf on the feminists! Here you have it! ...knock yourself out! |
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