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You can never know when a rainfall will turn to a flood _I hv been in an area where rain fell for good 5hrs _there was no flood! _bcos of good drainage system n No one would ever reason whether the area where he parked his car is prone to flood or has a poor drainage system! _unless anytime yu park _yu jog down to where the gutter to check if the gutter is filled up with dirt or not! The OP made some useful tips _nice job! Bro _its just that yu can never see it when its coming! ![]() |
henryvirus:n!gga _fuck ourra here! ![]() |
urvillagepeoplee:thank you Sir! _God bless you Sir! |
urvillagepeoplee:yea _yea! Thanks for the compliments bro! _yuar too nice! _hv a lovely day! |
urvillagepeoplee: _so because the OP is a guy I should protect his pride _I dnt owe him any duty to do such! _n you don't tell me what to do! _I heard yu;say cyber manners! _your I.Q is as low as my body temperature! _yu came here bringing up issues that are not worth mentioning _even attacking me personally! _bringing up yur presumption that I dnt hv a girlfriend that's the reason why I wrote wat I wrote! ;ao old is this chap?_it won't b Worth it boasting to you about me being engaged with a lady! _yu don't deserve such info! _a dullard _no sense humour _ that I joined a lady to criticise a brother _that am a guy I ought to know better! So are you done? _since yuar so pained based on my collab with a sister to share my opinion! _yur writeup shows yuar not sensible as yu pose to be! _baseless claims _well disorganised work!_ I can hardly read anything yu wrote! _it shows yu too rough! _no spacing yu just jampark evrytin together _speaking out with pain! _like yuar her ex_boifrnd or some random sh!tty guy who has been lost in agony n hv nothing meaningful to do! Yu know what bro! _that lady ass yu say am licking _I would lick it! _kill myself there n in case I survive the asslicking I will search for her parents are pay all the damn bride price! N yu my Frnd! Could go hug a Transformer! On top my matter _I wouldn't gv a flying fvck! _I would lick that ass! _no matter what _I stay faithful there _ thats why am begging yu now pls _pls _kill yourself! |
ask4cyrra:checkout this dumbass! _ one blowjab could hv ended yur dumb bloodline from filling earth's precious space!I admire sensible women! _bcos yu don't _doesn't make everyone like you! _Op's relative! _getting pained because a woman lashed out the truth! _Get yur life together Boi! |
urvillagepeoplee: its funny ao people think when yu support a woman ...you are doing it to get her to like you or want to get into contact with her! _i didnt open my account to do that! _they're obviously so many ways to get a girl than doing that!I support her view! _the guy has definitely no special attribute to me! _he looks like a random broke guy seeking for people's opinion on his facial looks! _hu ever does dat he's not proud of himself! _yuar not a lady yuar a guy! _yu nid to chase after the good looks of money not your freaking face! _hu cares about your face! Personally _I dnt like guys hu ar too light! _its either he's either too light;bleached or used a filter! ...either case he is too light n pretty much looks like a cotton bud to me! He asked for an opinion the girl gave a well treated flow vis-à-vis truthful stream of herThoughtfulOpinion! _which I admired! Considering the fact she gave him a truthful undiluted reply! _yu can never get a truthful idea of how sexy or cute yu look without asking a girl who is not your close frnd! _most times close female frnds say tins just to impress you n not the true things about so when ...you sight a lady who gives her pure opinion yu need to appreciate it since if she was your friend she wouldn't have given such opinion so as not to hurt your feelings! So if yu think I opened an account to ass lick a girl! _yuar as dumb as fvck! _ladies are the least of my problems right now! _I dnt pursue punana _I pursue value! N dat lady possess the right amount _I hv so many female friends so I know when a lady is being truthful with you! #So b!tch be humble _sit down! ![]() |
...women never get scared of their exes! _Unlike men who would turn the other way when they see their exes! ..for reasons known to them! In this case your wife is scared of her ex! ...maybe becos he might be the first guy in her life that took her virginity _yea!_ ladies whose exes took their virginity hardly get in contact with them again because since the guy tricked dem into get them laid n dumping dem later on_ they believe the guy has carried their problems n want to move on with their lives without having anything to do with the guy again! OR maybe _your wife might hv been seeing her Ex while you guys are still married! ...coz think about it why would she be scared of her Ex being around! _if not that she doesn't want you or the guy to be close ...so has not to reveal anytin she might have done that would hurt you in any way! Don't sweet talk her into telling you anything! _if she wanted she woud hv done so! ...she's either waiting for the right time or doesn't want to tell you sh!t. So! _dnt hold any grudges against her Ex instead find a way to meet him! _n be cool with him! _matured guys don't fight with anoda guy over a girl! ...it doesn't happen! _we are not ladies! Personally! _if I know the ex of my girlfriend I will hv to meet him n let him know that just because am dating your Ex doesn't mean we should be fighting! Get closer n watch your wife tremble with fear! _that's if she has anything to hide! ..n trust me that way of getting closer with her Ex! _she would stop talking to the Ex about your family issues _coz she wouldn't trust the ex again with her secrets since evrytin minute yuar not at home she will thinking yuar with her Ex getting information about her from him! That aside! _invite him for dinner at your home ...just say your Friend is coming over in the evening for dinner! ...dnt let her know! _I want you to take note of this step! _if she gets to know that her Ex is one coming without you telling her _It means her Ex has told her he is coming n dats shows that their connection has not being broken yet! _this is just a test to know if they still both speak to one another! Also _if the Ex decides to refuse your offer _influence him to come by all means _you could try teasing him that he is still scared of his Ex that's why he doesn't want to come! _am very sure he would want to prove that he is not scared n might come ...if not _try other means! Thats is that about that! _In case your wife starts complaining of your closeness with him! _tell her that you just trying to get advice from since she decides to discuss your family matters with her Ex! _that way she will discourage you to stop asking advicea from him n you as a good husband at that point tell her to stop discussing yu guys issues with her Ex! ...she definitely agree! _But don't stop there _also tell her that in case she decides to keep telling her Ex evrytin! _you will get to know because her Ex tells you evrytin! At moment! _she will want to know what her Ex has been telling you! ... Just tell her to prepare you a meal before you start talking because you hv a lot to tell her! _just watch ao she will prepare a Goddamn finger licking meal! After then _tell her to grab a chair n listen to you carefully! ...coz yuar not repeating any word! _"Now say promise me you will tell your Ex I told you these things oo!" She will nod like agama lizard ...now drag her head n whisper to her ears ...saying "your Ex said that I have a nice smile! ...is he gay?" Bros! _Protect your ear in case of a slap! ![]() |
pussy has no right! _but she has rights that's if she can overcome the shame of telling to the court wat she had done that got her served with some chilled pepper pizza down her other mouth! |
dem badt guys don scoop This girl finish _telling her dat tale that are hips will increase if she sucks n swallow!Me though! ...dnt gv a fvck if there anytin like diluted or undiluted! _I just nid a girl dat can suck n swallow! _wats the point of suvking if yu won't swallow ..unless yuar going to wash my rug n bedsheet after the showdown! _of which I hate! _yu swallowing takes care of evrytin! So am good to go in any no-sex relationship if yu can suck n swallow! _sex is damn overrated _dnt nid it! ![]() |
So girls don't really wash the V with soap n water! ....damn! _hv done tins _I shouldnt hv done! ![]() |
Zarqabe:yeah! _yu deserve more likes! ...perfect analysis! _yu would be a good problem solver! _I admire ladies who will look yu in d eye ...n tell you bro! _you look like sh!t. "Yu have no sex appeal!" _am sure that would make O.p weak! _n keep him looking at his mirror until he focuses on what he can offer to his society n nt his looks! _fvck ourrae here couz! ![]() |
Damn! ...these snakes are beautiful! _I kinda nid their skin for the pouch to my phone! ![]() |
Why is it a crime to sell babies sef? _they are the owner of their tin _they should b allowed to sell to a better financially buoyant parent to take care of the child! ...most of these children are better off living without their "never wanted to get a baby" mother Ao do yu expect a woman who says she didn't know when the thing entered her to care for a child dat came from her because she didn't know! _I just pity d baby! These are the kinds of mother that flog their children with a hot pressed iron for eating her food that she hid in the cupboard! ![]() |
To those of you saying "eeewwww _see her tummy!" _yea hv seen it n I can use my leg to beat my chest n say that her tummy has two packs upper; a dimple n a curvy ass! _wat amazing tummy she's got! |
cerowo: yu don't mind if he puts you own! _see your mouth! _yeye Gurl! |
The age at which yu last got a blowjab! _get lots of blowjab from dem b!etches n yu will get additional growth! Blowjab is the easier less stressful n cheapest form of exercise! _ f!ek yoga _get a blowjab! Prescription: Four blowjabs per week for a month! _yur blackhammer would be as long as this thread https://www.nairaland.com/871307/official-manchester-united-fan-thread ![]() |
FrancisAdl:C'mon this is HTC! _ The phone is dope! _no doubt _ But it has evrytin with Battery Capacity of 2840mAh _ fvck ourra here! |
48k? |
Gawddamn! _yu call that rubber _honestly I hv to be plastic with you _yu nid a new chef! ![]() |
dotedote:10000mAh _ that power bank _ sorry phone would be heavy as fvck! |
Currently using the Gionee m5 _I hv no regrets buying the phone based on my thrilling battery ferocious need! But trust me am tired of seeing my phone not dying ! ...I want to use a camera phone with anyhow battery like Gionee A1 _probably it could teach me to be humble n respect phones with good battery!Nothing remains sweet forever _the same billionaires who would kill for a RollsRoyce ; later after getting the wealth n the Car _ will prefer a vintage car which is as old as fvck! _crazy world mehn! ![]() |
I salute the ladies viewing this thread! _damn! _if yu hv the balls to watch this _ yu hv the balls to handle any goddamn man who tries to lay his hands on you! Never underestimate the power within!_ it costs to be too gentle! ![]() |
Of course! _the hoe is going bald n wat oda way can he get his hair insured _if not with horns! _am veri sure his friends would like his new horns yea _ that's if it came with a free WiFi! _in Africa nothing is bad if it favours some people! ![]() |
yrex01:When the bees are gone _we will miss dem sure but they will miss us too_without us their hustle will be a waste Just imagine the bees producing honey n no humans to consume them to the fullest! (Forget bears! They only consume honey when they are h'orny) _Earth would have being another moon _honeymoon ![]() |
Happi Birthdai to the young man! _Osewa Seun ![]() #wishing_yu #MoreMerryYears |
isaacola57:Deep suited erroneous statement from you! ... As a lawyer from UK _tell me what law are you going to be taught there ...isn't it UK's law! Is UK's law n regulations similar with Nigerian legislations ....we might have borrowed their principles of Equity n certain doctrines of common law ...but dat doesn't mean we operate the same legal system! Anyone who studies abroad n wishes to practise in Nigeria _according to the Legal Practitioners Act is expected to apply for a law school programme of two years _instead of one year applicable to law students who studied in Nigeria! The reason for the additional months for abroad law students is for them to be grinded with the flour of our local laws n legislations! i.e they spend one year learning what Nigerian law students spent 5 years learning in their various universities! _So tell me what's the essence of studying law abroad if yuar still coming back to practise in Nigeria! But in this case! _she attended her law school in the UK _a reasonable person should have laid his thoughts into practising in the UK! ..Nd not in Nigeria! Except she came with an intention of using her abroad education to influence law chambers into granting her a big position n heavy steroid pills of money as her salaries! _We are lawyers we are aware of the banes of studying abroad n coming to practice in Nigeria! _so there is no way yuar in a better position than a Nigerian law student well groomed in our laws for 5years in the university n 1year in the Nigerian Law school! Thus; you should know that it could be a different result for other departments such as political science or sociology to study abroad n be treated specially when he or she returns back home! _In law it is quite very different! _Bro! |
DABMarkNig2019:Pastor Noel Whatever based his decision on the appraisal of marks over intelligence! _wat a big deal of foolishness! _hu cannot la cramme n la pour n get 80% in any field! _your selling point is nothing but your level of intelligence! _Brilliant students end becoming famous architects of great results but would never acquire the breathtaking achievement of an enthusiastic intellectual person! Nd moreover; he said it in a ceremony! ... It is quite normal for such a situation! _that statement was just to boost their morale n not to look down on themselves for getting a poor result! _ so looking at it in both direction the speaker deserves to be shot _with prompt mercy! ...it is not his fault ...he was trying to encourage the poor graded students! |
MrBrownJay1:God will bless you! ...n enlarge your knowledge coast! _you analyzed the issue perfectly well! _yu dah bomb! ![]() |
ZestAri:thanks bruh! ![]() |
bbbabes1:holy molly! _that was some crazy ass comeback! _damn! ...yu guuud! ![]() |
dannytoe:b!tch ...sit down ...be humble! ....law is one of the best courses ever! ...dnt let your hate cloud your judgement! I dnt see law as a special course above all other courses as it as a Specially Recognized Title! ...yu become lawyer! ... A Barr is added to your name _being a barrister does not determine whether yu will gain employment faster than an accountant _ Or make a superior a wealthy self-employed businessman! ....No! ... Being a Barrister gives you freedom! ...freedom to go out there to claim any career yu wish to pursue _Falz the Badt guy is f!rkin lawyer ...so as Funke Akindele! .... N yet dat doesn't mean they beta off than their counterparts! Beta still imagine yourself as a barrister who having being called to bar decided not to practice n continue your Father's Furniture business! ...yu changed his name from Akindele's Furnitures to Barr. Dannytoe Elite Furnitures! If I were to buy from any of the two! ...I would go for the Barr dannytoe's one _because it would be safer to contract with a lawyer due to the fact it is presumed he would not try to cheat you on the basis that yu can easily get him sued n get his name tainted with bad image since all a lawyer needs to thrive; is a good reputation! That's their weak spot! ..since you know that _n they know that! _yu would be able to favour yourself off their liability of losing their good reputation! So Misterman! ... Yu can become a lawyer n dive into any show business or profitable venture of yours but you should know that the title Barrister grants you a favourable ground for obtaining contracts n recognition than any competition you might face in any trade yu deem fit to choose! You determine who you are; by What you Do! _Not by your career! #LoveALawyer_ItsLegal @dannytoe. |


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dem badt guys don scoop This girl finish _telling her dat tale that are hips will increase if she sucks n swallow!


