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Career / Re: Access Bank Toxic Work Environment by swagguElite(m): 4:13pm On Jun 16, 2023
Let everybody share their degree of wrongful termination. Whatever is said here does not only happen in banks, it is general corporate concept. You cannot be prepared for anythin' until it happens. It might be when you decide to settle down, complete your house finally, your steady income comes with a sack letter. Or when you just finish payin' your house rent the termination comes.

Most people here talkin' about side business haven't really sat with reality. You can only run two businesses successfully if you're have the time to oversee the second one. Sales girl never steal your goods finish before, everyone is lookin' for quick money and whom to devour.

To get an honest person to run your business while you do other work is an herculean task on its own.

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Politics / Re: We Didn’t Give Dangote License For Fuel Import ― NNPCL by swagguElite(m): 7:27am On Jun 15, 2023
mrvitalis:

Single train means the whole 650,000 crude is refined in one colum just a single line of production... Obviously it would have a minimum refining capacity which you can't go below

Problem is

1) if anything happens to that production line everything shuts down
2) you can't produce unless demand for minimum production is met... This would lead to frequent shut down and trust me shutting down n restarting such a facility is expensive, down time, low workers productivity

Thank you for the breakdown. We learn everyday.
Politics / Re: We Didn’t Give Dangote License For Fuel Import ― NNPCL by swagguElite(m): 6:55am On Jun 15, 2023
mrvitalis:

I told them this Dangote refinery was designed to fail

Who designs a refinery of 650,000bpd as a single train?
Even as a baby engineer I know it's messed up

He never planned to refine anything
As an engineer, what's the implication of 650,000bpd on a single train? That's weird, I thought that was an advantage over Kaduna refinery.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: A Committed Ghost Writer Needed by swagguElite(m): 2:30am On Jun 15, 2023
Superpack589:
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Business / Re: NCC Okays Disconnection Of USSD Services For Banks Over N120bn Debt – Telecom Op by swagguElite(m): 12:38am On May 14, 2023
madridguy:
Could this be the primary reason I cannot effect transfer on my FBN since yesterday.
Same problem affecting me since. I tried transferring funds to my Opay. Twice. Both were reversed immediately. I had to login to seek help, only see this news. How does NCC ussd withdrawal affect bank app for christ sake? Are these banks okay?
Romance / Re: Why I'm Scared To Get Married by swagguElite(m): 1:42pm On May 11, 2023
You need to continue your legacy and raise issues. Get married, raise your kids your style.

As for loyalty, you think 19yrs old gurl did not have a boyfriend who kissed and played with her boob while she was 17yrs. Talkmore of twenty sth. You need to start going to gym or hit 100 push ups at home everyday. Focus more 100 is hard, divide it into 5sets-20reps, you're worried about things that will happen with or without you.

As you have options, she has options too. As you decide to be loyal, another gurl is there too - same reasoning. You will keep meeting them until you find one you can manage.

Marriage emerges as a management crisis training camp. You will learn and unlearn, forgive and commit , make sacrifices and be sacrificed.

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Phones / Re: Redmi Note 12 Pro OR Samsung Galaxy S10 Plus? by swagguElite(m): 1:14pm On May 11, 2023
Check & compare phones at gsmarena. The fact you put Samsung in the same sentence with Redmi is an insult bruf. If you can't afford a Samsung yet, get redmi they make the best for good money compared to other brands.

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Education / Re: EBSU First Female President Of Law Faculty Dora Dies In Fatal Auto Crash by swagguElite(m): 2:36pm On May 05, 2023
I pray its not true. She's too young.
Romance / Re: On Marrying Younger Ladies by swagguElite(m): 2:34pm On May 05, 2023
I do both younger ladies and older women. There is no better. One set too reckless - too selfish, the other set too marriage conscious or already has a kid. How do you determine the one with fibroid issue by lookin' at their faces? This has nothin' to do with age brother.

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Romance / Re: Women Are Cheap. Cheat Code. by swagguElite(m): 11:06am On May 03, 2023
Ladies love what other ladies want. So it's true from experience, I was flirting with this new girl on my street while I went to check if my phone was still charging.

She leaned in, in the presence of her mum's friends. I stopped coz I just wanted to test if she's game and majorly out of respect for the ladies there. She clearly didn't care. It was later i realized she wasn't even new, she went for her studies, graduated and now back to her mom.

I guess she felt comfortable seeing that I was social with all the aunties outside that evening. She looks game and I don't even trust condoms nowadays, coz that shii don't cover fully bruf. The fluids still touches my skin.

Infections wey I dey hear these days. Some of the ladies don't know, that's why they talk about it freely in my presence relatin' it to skincare treatment.

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Romance / Re: How Do I Get This Criminal Arrested In Port Harcourt by swagguElite(m): 7:32am On May 02, 2023
How much interest has accumulated on that money since July 2022?
You have bank statement reading the transfer you made to him?
You have an email or whatsapp thread of the agreement between both of you?

I work at a debt recovery firm in PH, these are vital questions for you; to be taken serious.
Romance / Re: My Gf Is Nuts by swagguElite(m): 7:22am On May 02, 2023
When a lady is having period, don't talk until you're asked to. The only time you reach out is can I rub your stomach to stop the pain or boil warm water to bathe. Anythin' else na offense. When they go through pain, they transfer aggression.
PureFace1:


It is not normal, she is very manipulative and controlling and you are seeing the red flags already and she is very insecure with low self esteem, which make for a very bad combo.

Your fellow man will say this buh when he sees the quality of your babe, he will bend some principles for her. Na men dey do men in this life.
Autos / Re: Sold. by swagguElite(m): 7:09am On May 02, 2023
You know how to maintain a car. Without mechanic's inspection yet, your car looks it has a trustworthy seller. I wish people do this more often.
Phones / Re: Zealot S38 Black by swagguElite(m): 1:18am On Apr 23, 2023
traihit:


Problem with zealot is the charging port. Once it goes bad, it goes bad. That's how I lost my beloved S8 when I most needed it.
its the micro USB feature, not the product. Micro USB is plagued with issues even for phones, omohh since I got my zea s37L I plug it & remove it with care. Constant change of USB port ruined my s7 for me, I learnt my lesson.
Romance / Re: What And What Do I Need To Know Before Marrying A Yoruba Girl? by swagguElite(m): 11:17am On Apr 22, 2023
For you to have considered her for marriage that means she has passed your standard.

Yorubas are not hard on bride price. Most waive it when they see their daughter is comfortable with the man. But ensure the wedding is full of life, it is the owanbe tribe. Don't dull it.

Itohanmiwa:

Bear in mind they cheat a lot. Now this is coming from someone who's been with a lot of yoruba girls. I schooled in their region
I'm a yoruba boy residing in Port Harcourt, I can say the same about akwa ibom girls, ogoni, okrika and ikwerre girls I have met here. But that's wrong, just because they sleep with you don't make them cheap. I flirted with them, and they wanted sum of this. You did too so shut d fvcxxk up.

Also, relax your mind. Most elderly people are tribalistic because they are not exposed. They didn't travel outside. Some are open minded. If you're a good man, they will shut the tribalistic ones up for you. Everybody can't love you in a big family; even in your own tribe. So relax your mind.

If her family don't accept you, another will. Families make up tribe, not the other way round. A lot of families want the best for their daughter, not tribe shii.

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Phones / Re: Zealot S38 Black by swagguElite(m): 11:02am On Apr 22, 2023
Biggest Bluetooth zealot for now, loud too. Minus the battery it is S67's close challenger. I use zealot too, so I wish you best of luck.
Politics / Re: BREAKING: PDP Suspends Dino Melaye. by swagguElite(m): 4:23pm On Apr 12, 2023
If these are the reasons, then they are not serious. Yahaya did worst when voters wanted to vote yet nothing happened.
Romance / Re: Should I Break Up With Her? by swagguElite(m): 4:18pm On Apr 12, 2023
You will still smash. You wastin' your time worryin'. Ladies that are restricted the most, end up doin' most and certainly worst than others; when they get freedom.
Romance / Re: Why You Should Marry, Care And Love Single Moms by swagguElite(m): 8:40pm On Apr 06, 2023
FRANCISTOWN:


Have you ever wondered that, ladies find it very difficult to leave their ex who is very good at sex grin. The point is, that your ex still wants you. I'm glad you already found the right path of life, you have achieved enlightenment. But wait o, Abeg whine that your ex, tell her "I hope that guy really does not take that child so I can take you back and the child". Judging from your post, if she hear that kind thing, she go wan craze with JOY grin grin.

And for the bottles of beer, if I enter PH we go relate boss.
🤣🤣 You like violence. She will say; i should say it again so that she can record it and jump ship almost immediately.
Romance / Re: Why You Should Marry, Care And Love Single Moms by swagguElite(m): 12:33pm On Apr 06, 2023
Anytime you enter PH, OP two bottles of beer for you. My Ex i broke up with last year to focus on my personal pursuit of life, got pregged this year. I was happy coz she had accused me of destroyin' her womb. So many times. That paranoia came coz we dated 4+yrs, mad romps, no pregnancy scare. I was very careful and days I feel I wasn't sure, I used morning after pills.

So we had discussions on how I should impregnate her. I always told her I'm not givin' anybody my kids. I intend to raise my kids myself and teach them the same things I learnt for my Dad and Granddad. I owed them that. We had these issues, and she started naggin' n shii. So I had to make the call.

Now, she pregged. And I don't usually block my Exes so we still talk. Now, she was hella scared when her new man called her to abort.

So they have that issue and she wagers conversation on this. She has introduced the idea me comin' to visit whenever I want to. I know those are just Hot calls. She's goin' to be a single mother.

Coz she loves kids, but nothin' should ever make a man settle for a single mother. The baby daddy is the landlord.

I don't have any babe now out of choice coz omoh this is the first time since 2013 that I'm on my own, no woman. Omoh, I just flirt and leave it at that. A single lady is work already, con imagine a single mother.😂 lmaoo, "wtf is it because he is not your son".

Bruhh, that pityparty can't work on me. "Yeahh, he's not my son. I only came here coz you wanted a good time and I'm a shameless person. No relationship with a single mom is fvckin' serious and you know that, don't play stupid with me."

You think they don't know waht they doin'. Any guy that falls for fumble & emotional blackmail needs to fvckin' read your thread as a Bible.

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Career / Re: Should An Employee Attend To Work Calls/mails On Weekends by swagguElite(m): 8:50am On Apr 04, 2023
When I start my own firm. They will be weekend works for impromptu matters. I just need two workers out of my staffs plus me. Extra benefits.

That's the only time one should call up a worker at the weekend. "Wanna make some extra bucks" - Nothin' can't be in quenched in 4hrs. Even election petition matters.

We discuss, break down parts and assign one of us to do the typin', share money and continue weekend in your houses. Sufficient notice and benefit. "We might meet again this weekend, emphasis on might, don't travel far". Easy 1,2 - finish.
Phones / Re: Is It Advice Able To Buy This Itel Powerbank I Saw On Jumia? by swagguElite(m): 12:43pm On Mar 16, 2023
jubrilcastle:


I guess you haven't heard of Anker. Dey play ....
Must be new. Anker i know are pioneers in Bluetooth speakers & chargers. If they make powerbanks now. Great addition, wish them luck.
Phones / Re: Is It Advice Able To Buy This Itel Powerbank I Saw On Jumia? by swagguElite(m): 12:40pm On Mar 16, 2023
Kernalboy:
Oraimo Rosmoss I haven't used their product before and am opting for Oraimo this time, I can't buy New age due to how the last one I bought couldn't last up to 5months before it got spoiled even if someone advice me to go for it I won't ever try it
I haven't used a bad new age yet. But your personal experience will make me watch out for bad products. Thanks.

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Phones / Re: Is It Advice Able To Buy This Itel Powerbank I Saw On Jumia? by swagguElite(m): 11:11am On Mar 13, 2023
Best products are Oraimo (expensive), Rosmoss (very expensive) and New Age. Any other product are huge numbers MAH and won't last long chargin' your phone. I will buy PooLee to test it, someone recommended it, until I use that avoid generic powerbanks.
Romance / Re: My Dad Caught Me And A Girl Having Sex by swagguElite(m): 10:09pm On Jan 17, 2023
Mpcoll001:
location is ikorodu, Lagos.

A cap cost 5k
Damnn, far. I reside in PH.
Romance / Re: My Dad Caught Me And A Girl Having Sex by swagguElite(m): 7:28pm On Jan 16, 2023
Mpcoll001:
Children of nowadays......
where is your location? I like your native caps.
Celebrities / Re: 5 Untold Lessons To Learn From Basketmouth Failed Marriage by swagguElite(m): 2:46pm On Dec 25, 2022
They neither fed the public with a comestible purpose nor reason of the selcouth divorce. That's the only thing we have to learn; you can grow apart subltly or resolve amicably.

Nothin' has to come with noise or bad blood. They will still see their kids, have closure with someone else, get their finances right, sometimes have cloying imissyou sex. The only victims are the children that won't understand that sometimes peace of mind; comes with not living together.
Phones / Re: Between Iphone XS Max And 11 by swagguElite(m): 2:39pm On Dec 25, 2022
Why switch? If the phone is gettin' boring. Go for 13pro or get a fine ass phone pouch. Your phone is still one of the best out here.
Family / Re: What Is The Brutal Truth About Life After Marriage? by swagguElite(m): 12:22pm On Nov 28, 2022
DonroxyII:
Once You Understand Women, You Understand Life and Once You are Able to Conquer Women, You Conquer Life Economically!

grin ... Most Women Live in Comparison to Other Women thus If She is not the best Women Amongst Her Peers of Women, She would never acquiesced you have done anything Spectacular for Her until You Leaves Her Life and Do more Better off for Yourself than Her ....

That's when She would regret How much she has Missed and the Begging Begins grin

Also, Most Women Issues are Psychological thus if You can't nib Her in the Bud Emotionally She would never agree within Herself You have helped her no matter how much you have tried Because She ain't Par with Other Women.
I'm enjoying this thread. I just dey grab wisdom left and right. Rightly said.
Family / Re: What Is The Brutal Truth About Life After Marriage? by swagguElite(m): 12:11pm On Nov 28, 2022
Emaprince:
Anyway any man getting married should be very sure that he is financially capable of taking good care of his wife and kids. No man should be out there looking for what a woman brings to the table. A womans gift sef is like the devils gift. If she do anything for you today, it will be used against you tomorrow. So pray against becoming a man that may, at one point, need a woman as your helper..rather be the helper of women. You really have to work your socks off to make sure your wife and kids are well taken care of. Pray as well that God bless the works of your hands. Do not make any sacrifices for your wife which will make your only means of income which place s you as the provider slip away. I have heard of men quit their jobs just to join their wives who are working abroad or in another state..only to get their and become a house boy.

Never ever trust a woman!!!.... not even your wife. This will help you cushion the effect of the heart break or heart attack you might get on finding out that becoming a wife doesn't make any woman a saint. In todays world of social media..where women will do anything for validation. she won't even need to move out. Just indoors posting sultry pics on tiktoks..IG etc getting likes and the consequent advances and hence may end up sneaking around. Just know your wife is not exempted from wanting attention from other men. Every women wants a piece of the attention from the wolves out there.

If you are igbo grin..prepare to have your wives siblings coming over to stay regularly. Your own siblings will be distanced from you cos they will never be comfortable in your home anymore. Thanks to your wife's hostility towards them. Women that makes their inlaws comfortable are 1 in a million. Do not stop rendering help to your siblings, but they don't have to come to your place to get it. If you have the capacity, you can set them up to stand on their own.

Do not beat your wife. Never ever do it. See eh..silent treatment pains women more than physical abuse. If she annoys you to a point you feel like hitting her, give her the silent treatment and stay the Bleep away from her for a while. But she will only feel the effect if you are financially important o..cos she can't stand thinking of another woman giving you peace of mind and possibly snatching you. A rich man is a jewel to his wife...you see as E money wife dey praise the guy? If you no get shi shi... she may not care. This means in all you do, strive to get your pocket phat.

Lastly. NEVER fall in love. You will be acting like a fool in the name of love. Treat your woman well provide for her. But run from falling in love, so you won't be applauding her for behaving badly. Or commit suicide if you find her chat with another man. Every woman is replaceable.
Words of wisdom. Abegg open thread and educate us more, if you still have more. Your comment is overtly realistic.
Romance / Re: Korea's First African-korean Model? Who Is Han Hyunmin 한현민 ���� by swagguElite(m): 9:47am On Nov 27, 2022
I can imagine the horror his mother/father had to survive to make him birthed. Asian can be subtly racist. Asians get better gene sha, see fine boy.

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