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Baba mi.

Find a high end Nokia, Huawei or Samsung second hand phone to buy, since yu said yuar looking for a good phone not specifying whether yu need a brand new phone or not.

But if yuar looking for a good brand new phone. Go for Umidigi a5 pro. its a cheap phone with veteran specs for that price yu stated up there.

Nicki minaj. (SUPERSTAR)
Cardi B. (SUPERSTAR)
Saweetie (NEW)
Remy Ma.
Trina.
Dej loaf.
Iggy Azalea.
azealia Banks.


Top awesome best female rappers. With Cardi B rocking my top shelf all through 2018, I can say she is a berserker cum jawbreaker in my collection of punchlining hits. Fact is Cardi B has more lines than Nicki M. You can't beat that if yu want to be sincere wit ourselves. Nicki M has had her own legendary upstart of being the onli n reigning female rapper during her years at Young Money records with steady features from Lil Wayne, Drake, Birdman, Future n DJ khaled, so please give Cardi the respect she deserves. She burst nuts leading her onscreen aura with her Bodak Yellow n Burying doubts of her being a one track wonder woman with "Invasion of privacy" album.

Cardi has more lines than Nicki buh Nicki has more melody than Cardi. Listen to Women like me (ft little mix), Wobble up (ft Chris brown) NEW, Good form (ft lil Wayne) , Megatron (ft Kenneth Petty her husband) NEW and notice that Nicki M is blockbuster funky rapper with a melodic entrance.

I like Cardi, I enjoy Nicki M. These guys are already made. Don't fuel the already moist duel between them.
Check out the other ones; like Saweetie n Trina.

Listen to Saweetie - Emotional (ft Quavo); together with - YUSO (ft Kid ink & Lil Wayne)
and Trina - Get money.

AND experience the vibes female rappers are dying for you guys to see outside the Cardi n Nicki Bracket of Broken Bounds.

For a woman that has Phobia for dogs ... that calmness as the dog draws its warmth on her laps is a luxury, I believe Putin was shocked to see.

Boss Lady didn't want to give him the pleasure of watching her cringe upon d sight of a Russian Labrador. Chess move by Angela Merkel. 1:1

Fear women.

CooldudeX1:
it seems you don't know Nwaamaikpe, he's been sarcastic. You need to follow him on nairaland to understand his personality.

Lol. Dont blame him, He doesn't know nih.

efembaba:
Baba I think you are even more myopic and shallow in ur understanding of the issue here.. It's really not about boreholes but what Uche is saying in essence is that celebrities like Peter should rather than wasting money on irrelevant things, invest in amenities that will actually benefit the society.. If Peter really said those words then I am disappointed and he's fake ass!

Loool. Imagine hitting a volley with a pendant speed onli for it to boomerang unto your face as you taste the cautious dust of your feet in disgust

... just because yu couldn't comprehend the sarcasm NwaAmaikpe was painting. Life is this simple, if yu pay attention faster n debit your reaction slowly.

pansophist:
"Do you think Davido will be worried if Chioma decides to leave him? Davido will laugh at her because he knows that she will be dead lucky to meet a man in his status, and she knows this as well. "

"In every relationship, many young boys are clouded with feelings and love without understanding the power dynamics that is ever present and playing in the background."

"I hope you get well, but remember this, you will never loose women chasing money (interpret it as goals, achievements, purpose etc), but you'll always loose money chasing women."

Three cogent points from a thinking Star.
You deserve two bottles of chilled wine, my friend.

The childishness exhuming in d pics ain't cute. Thank gawd for the museum of illusion, that's the onli thing I pick to appreciate.

Have gone thru front page n trending topics today n I felt this awful feeling in my stomach not seeing any reasonable effort to post something exceptionally educative or intriguing by anyone.

The only serious things one reads here are bad news n the sports updates (kudos to those guys over at the sport section, never a boring day wen yu see them talking about football with their Golden pitch perfect patek worth R2 memes). The rest are prrrrftt.

Nairaland has plunged. I need to go back to listverse n quora.

jom28gy:
is it good and affordable, how much

Affordable keh!!! ... depending on your pocket bro. Huawei p30 is 2019 phone with its junior Huawei p20 pro holding a strong record for have the best camera front n back alongside google pixel 3 xl n iPhone x. So i

8gb RAM 128gb ROM Huawei p30 is #295,520 while its 8gb RAM 256gb ROM is #324,320.

Compared to IPhone X wareva n Samsung Galaxy 10 n 10e wareva, Huawei p20 pro n Huawei p30 are quite cheap with mind blowing spectrum specifications. They are all-rounder superb: talking about battery, processor n the cameras. Muuaah. superb.

But you want the best camera without a strong battery, go for google pixel 2 or 3 xl. Their cameras are even better than iphone.

But when yu want best camera with strong battery go for Huawei p30 pro, Huawei p30, Huawei p20 pro, Huawei Mate 20 pro, Huawei v20 pro. Sha go for any Huawei with a pro with a nice range of #220,000 - #330,000 in your pocket coz they are high end phones worth every single penny you throw at it; if you can afford it.

#Proudly Huawei'an.

Nice breakthrough Bro.

Meanwhile, most Nigerians would end up being bad detectives, jumping into conclusion anyhow with no lifejacket. The story is thick enough to be true but I won't jump into a conclusion of running it a tag of fake story coz I felt the message and that's all that matters.

Like I said. Nice breakthrough and Great story, you do know how to pen down your experience. The only lie I see is that senior software developer ...yuar diamnn senior writer my friend.

henryvirus:
phucking psycho ;Dthem go think say you be beta pikin

b4 nko! ... I'm like Uncle Drew n yuar like Mountain Dew his brother.

I should probably get goin' before my leg goes for this.

uncultured way of always jumping around with every guy she meets ...makes her seem veri lousy. I will cut you off straight outta my respect circle.

cahrlifa:
She first copy tiwas song,now she dey wear naija tracksuit anyway we are still watching her frm d high places

Ciara copy tiwas song?!!! ... are we unable to be okay?! listen to her latest hit song "level up" n come back here to shout up yur mouth.

Tamarapetty:
Row row row your boat, gently down the stream

Nothing Epic here bro ... it would hv been epic if she actually sang the way Tamarapetty just did.

kfrosh:
If you watch the movie non-judgementally with an open mind, both of them are to blame but the lady has the most blame. The man ignored little things he should have been doing while in the relationship. He was a bit selfish, he shouldn't have ignored little things he could have done to make the wife happy while broke.
There's both short term dream and long term dream. While working on his batteries, he could have support his home with some side jobs too, his own only worries was his batteries and batteries alone leaving all burden on the wife working two,three jobs.
He could have also showered more love to his wife while at it. So many things to learn from the movies.
The film also tells us that being a good man or good woman doesn't mean you'll reap the dividends of being good.

Thank you! this is exactly one of my points. he never for once attempted to get a side job to help his wife doing two jobs! ...which can a toll on women. imagine a woman doing two jobs she will definitely be stressed n get older than her age. under this same condition ...I blame Taraji Henson for not forcing her husband to get a side job. how can be one be working on battery
for more than 12years. Even when he was given an opportunity to showcase his work at d veri end. I witnessed that he doesn't even hv a prototype that the company can work wit n start from there. so what was he working on for so long?!.

secondly, one of the comments up there which I read started that she was obsessed with the guy n should hv left him be. she has sacrificed enough to enjoy the rest of her life with him. Imagine she lost her womb coz the guy was cheating on her with anoda lady. (I know yu might say it was her anger that coz that nt the guy) but ask yourself 2 questions ...(1) if the guy wasn't cheating woud she have done wat she did?! (2) if it wasn't dat she really loved the guy don't you think she would hv gotten a gun to kill him or get a knife to stab or cut his dick off ... its not like you don't read d news ...girlfriends cut off dick of cheating boyfriends anyhow nowadays!
Instead Taraji did not shoot him or cut his dick off but smashed his sleeping truck ..which we all know that that cannot kill him.

thirdly, this is a general question! ... put yourself in the shoes of Taraji Henson _wont you have given up on his battery after such a long time after all your family hv been against you from the beginning n you hv been working two jobs n also been ever faithful to a husband who hv cheated before ...won't you have also given up after 16yrs being in that marriage ah ahnn! think am nau!

fourthly, even though I blame both of them for having faults in their actions n inactions I still ponder on to blame Taraji more for not killing the guy n the lady n thereafter kill herself ...so that God will judge them n not us here on nairaland!

but what can we say ...it is a movie ... a brilliant one in fact. Tyler Perry made an ace on this one.

Colourich:
Been so busy lately, but the way folks are hyping this movie, I will have to add it to my schedule.

it is not a hype ...it is a really dope film.

I honestly hv no reasons to even type any word ...coz this part of d necessities needed in d show biz ...ability to trend. Its good for business. pls don't hate them coz if yu were them too with no specific talent yu woud hv actually done same to trend a little.(

simple approach: Meet him up and ask him: if he is still interested in keeping you?! if yes! Tell him to start treating you the way he treats his female best friend.

Coz most times guys like that do it so as to get back at their girlfriend or make them jealous. Call me n tell him simple!. One warning: Dont ever ask him to choose btw you n his female friend (guys hate that sh!t ...pick btw me & your female friend. ...pick btw me n yur sister ...pick btw me $ your mum WTF!) Only ask him if he is still interested in keeping you that's all.

Go to law school bro. I know you might have known what you want by now since yuar now in the ultimate class. But one important thing i need to tell is you always finish everything you start.

Put a fr"ckin fullstop to your beginning. Every beginning has an end. Make an end ...don't chicken out OR think yuar wasting time completing what you don't like.

I don't care if you join the naval or a biker's club thereafter Just make sure you complete this chapter of your life ...so that you can start a new chapter of the life you have always wanted. Maybe ...just maybe ...wen you finally do want you love ...your beards would begin to grow! Lol.

Nice phone!

....... but I just hate the fact dat I will remove my memory card with my two sims! ..anytime I want to shuffle my Airtel n 3 MTN sims for night browsing!

Meanwhile ....I can't even use Infinix again in my life after my first infinix zero was always hot like iron n my friend's note 4 had a swollen battery dat bent n broke the screen sideways!

Now am stucked with Gionee m5! ..... Coz I can't afford my love ...Samsung!

GeeString:
4) Black Mamba

The Black Mamba (Dendroaspis polylepis) is one of Africa’s most dangerous snakes and feared in East, Central and Southern Africa. It’s aggressive when cornered and will not hesitate to strike. It can reach speeds of up to 12 mph (20 km/ph). It’s the largest venomous snake in Africa with adults reaching an average 2.5m. Black Mamba’s are not black at all, but brown/olive skinned. Their mouths are inky black which they show when threatened. Black Mambas live in savanna, scrub, tree hollows, and sometimes people’s homes. If a Black Mamba encounters prey it can strike up to 12 times, each time delivering enough neuro and cardio-toxic venom to kill a dozen men within one hour. Without anti-venom, the mortality rate is 100%.

Black mamba! ...
Of all snakes I love this kind! .... Fast & Fearless!

this not the kind of snake dat will bite n watch yu run ....this one go knack you one shot! .... Second one! ....."ar yu still here!?" .... Third ...Fourth one!

man: ahn hn ...four times! .... Abi oloriburuku leleyi ni!? ...Can't yu see I can't move!?

Mamba: So I should carry you abi!? ....Fifth one!! _Sholo stupidni!

Dramadiddy:
woah thanks man

(thumbs up) .... yu d man!!

Dramadiddy:
what about performance upgrades just like u can change the ram, rom of computers, can that also work with phones? camera, ram, rom, battery upgrade??

C'mon ....nothing is impossible! ..... The reason why yur fantasy of performance upgrade on phones isn't at our fingertips yet is coz someone hasn't opened his effort's Can to make it so or someone has being discouraged not to pursue such technological adventure!

Either way ...we will be grateful if yu can dedicate yur time into making that possible ....not onli grateful but supportive .... a Nigerian out with a medium thru which phone can be pimped thru performance upgrade as an headline is sth worth wishing yu could attain!

Wow! ....$1million ...she deserves it _c'mon winning such an amount @39years is well deserved! Imagine all the work, love n effort engaged in her daily interactions with those kids

Sometimes a good heart with time woud get crushed if not rewarded accordingly! ... Our education bank should also get deposits of awards like this to encourage those out there who are striving to do their Job well without letting the half-payment of salary deter them!

Cletus77:
Corruption is everywhere in the world but the problem is dat Nigerians openly flaunt it

wooooooh! ....bro! ...dats sum fvcked up shii yu just said! ....... Corruption is everywhere obviously but why is that it is the African countries that have serious economic problems due to it! ....it's simple! .....They steal n move the money to other countries thereby boosting their economic wealth ....it woud all be different if these guys stole n spend it in our country ......money doesn't stay in a place bruf! ...it moves!

So yu can't tell me ....if those stolen funds are spent in our country it won't circulate! ....its not possible!

If I ever in anyway sounded rude to you! ....forgive the tone .... Tins like dis gets my muscle intensed! .....so I hope we gud!

300wayne:
BRAIN

Abaasit4real:
One f the most sensible beings on nairaland! O celebrate you bro!

... Respect!!!

I seriously I don't see a clear reason why anyone should be concerned about someone being proud of his/her profession!

Pride has to deal with the character of a person ...whether the Black lips Dr Kelvin is always too proud n swells his throat to talk so dat yu will ask him why is yur voice thick!? ...he will now tell yu he just had a fried chicken n dodo _has nothing to do with his profession as a Doctor ....if he was also a lawyer he would also be proud! ....sametin goes to anyone out that is always forming big man!

I don't care ...yu souldn't as long as yu can afford wat yu desire! .... Doctors can believe they are the best in the world .... Lawyers can also argue Doctors are nothing compare them since Doctors would run to them if they are sued for gross negligence! ....a farmer woud rub his tummy in satisfaction that both of them are his boys since they cannot live without food!

Arguments upon arguments ...just for wat ....to prove yuar more important Dan odas .... Why dont yu just be more important as others not more than them ...life is nt supposed to be a competition among us! ...life is wat we are without our jobs! ...that happy guy beneath that white lab coat ....that partyfreak n funny girl beneath that lawyers robe n that caring n loving man who behind his hoes n cutlass!

Whatever yuar today is a reward for yur struggle n sleepless night .... Enjoy it!

happy200:
Last time i fell in love was 8 years ago, after the girl i loved broke my heart i found it difficult to fall in love again. But i found another girl that swept me off my feet i completely lost control, we were communicating everything was going fine, last week she travelled to their village when i tried communicating with her she told me she have a husband in the village!. Presently i'm depressed and confused.

So yuar depressed why! ..... Dat yu didn't smash wen yu had the chance because yu wanted her to believe yuar realli into her n not realli for the sex ..... OR coz she went back to her husband! .....my money is on the former!

This is so weird! ....protesting ....coz the money given is too much!
....unbelievable! ....living in Nigeria can make one realise dat the opposite of doing the right thing ... is the right thing!

FarahAideed:
How many governors in Nigetian can successfully cut their hair at roadside barber without fear

without fear keh! ....don't base yur opinion on the pictures placed there .... With the right amount of security at yur disposal as Governor he can sleep eyes close tight in the shop! .....so baba don't talk about fear here!

Shukusheka:
You are actually very dull. Banky W and Adesua are celebrities, It is their business that their 'business' is projected all across the social media. Do you know how much crazy income they earned from acting in the Wedding Party Movies and how much money and deals came up from their main wedding?

What do you dolts get to gain from your _stupid opinions about Banky W's impotency or Adesua's barreness when the marriage is barely 3 months old?

Dull person yu say .... Look I dnt care about their opinions about them ...like yuar earlier stated ...they are celebrities ...dats is deir job n their reward for it comes in Monetary Form n NoMorePrivacy form! All am saying is yu can't enjoy the good part of being a celebrity n decide to reject the bad part! .... Yu hv to accept them ...find a way to live with them!

Am veri sure if Adesua sees this ...she could obviously ignore dem maturely or explain two months its too early or possibly she more focused on her career now ...OR she can't afford to be walking around with a big tummy on set! ....any of her reasons is her business! ....my concern is yu accept the two good n d bad!

The sametin goes with life n death! ....people want to live but are scared of dying n don't want to die at all ...why is that so ....yu soudnt be sacred of death ....since life n death comes from the same hands! ...yuar currently enjoying the good part (life) ...be prepared for the bad part (death)...people will die even those close to us!

..... Am nt wishing anyone or anyone of your loved ones death ...am just trying expand yur mindset in order to grab my actual point before yu opened yur mouth to call someone dull person! .... Wat will I be or gain to call yu names back ....two wrongs don't make a right! n besides this 2k18 am done wif such ...its time to get matured as well as in thinking also! ...Enjoi yur day bruf!

Pls ooo! ...let everyone be free to express his opinion about them n monitor their life

Since the couple already subscribed for it ...by placing their business on the social medium...even went ahead to make a movie about it! ...they can not enjoy the gud part of a well promoted couple life n start dodging the other aspect of people monitoring the proceedings of her belle! .... So saying we aoud not talk about her is not fair

....coz Oyinbo talk say .... fair the lawd whole my soul ...thannnnk yuuuh!