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Family › Re: Man Despises Family For Their Hostile Treatment During Difficult Times by SWATMan: 11:07pm On Jan 23, 2023
No need for that. That's human beings for you. Don't cut them off now that you know their true colors. Time heals, and I believe you will learn to forgive in due course.
Politics › Re: Electrically Charged Stones (lithium) Discovered In The Democratic Republic Of T by SWATMan: 5:24am On Jan 23, 2023
God1000:
Wow, DRC is really blessed with vast mineral resources but the country is engulfed in a bloody conflict with M23 rebels
In terms of natural resources, DRC is the most endowed nation in the world, yet she is among the poorest because of unending conflicts engineered by the West. This may not even be an ordinary stone.
Politics › Re: Jigawa State Women Call On Tinubu To Come & Carry His Diapers After His Rally by SWATMan: 5:14am On Jan 23, 2023
Qtrpst4:
We're is Ihordspy LeoDeKing NGfreeStuff and other urchins come and see something
They are viewing the thread. Just spotted one cheesy
Politics › Re: Bashir Ahmad Busted For Lying Against Peter Obi Rally In Kano by SWATMan: 5:04am On Jan 23, 2023
Omesbrit:
What do u expect from the hypocrite. They never thought Obi will make in road up north. Shame to all of them. Including the dwarf governor.
First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.
Ghandi
Politics › Re: Something Is So Special About Peter Obi by SWATMan: 4:52am On Jan 23, 2023
kingjoe:
You can't fight grace.
Mysterious grace. You can say that again. First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win
Politics › Re: More Pictures From Labor Party Presidential Rally In Kano State by SWATMan: 4:39am On Jan 23, 2023
kk2027:
If anything is found on Datti, I'll step down - Peter Obi

Those two are the greatest strategists

What a combination!!!
Messi ( ) Angel DeMaria. grin
Crime › Re: NDLEA Storms Edo Forests, Razes 317 Tons Cannabis Warehouses, Seizes Fake Dollar by SWATMan: 12:39pm On Jan 22, 2023
I thought that they would have also used the same Intel to seek out those terrorists hiding in the same Forest kidnapping and killing people. What a country.
Politics › Re: Labour Party Collapses In Jigawa by SWATMan: 6:44pm On Jan 21, 2023
Indispensable85:
No single labour party candidate in jigawa as we speak. They're all now Batified.
It's there choice. I thought you guys accused the south east of putting all their eggs in one basket is it irrelevant now? Those with LP are more than those against it. E go shock una.
Romance › Re: Some Men Will Never Knack Their Wives The Number Of Times Her Ex Knacked Her by SWATMan: 10:52am On Jan 20, 2023
Ikennaford:
There was a girl I had sex with like 50 times in a week for over 2 year's, I Swear, ain't proud of it, but what op said is true, no man can fucckk her the way I did or how many times we did it,,,,
I smell Lies here. That's an average of 7 times a day for 2yrs? You just won the lying champ of nairaland grin
Politics › Re: Yorubas And Igbos Are The Same by SWATMan: 9:53am On Jan 18, 2023
cheesy cheesy cheesy
All these epistle just for us to vote Atiku. BTW I forgot that northerners love both Igbos and Yorubas.
Politics › Re: We Can’t Afford To Hand Over Nigeria To Greenhorn – Atiku by SWATMan: 5:22pm On Jan 17, 2023
Yes we agree but Nigeria has been handed over to experienced people before what happened? Even PMB was an ex president and not a vice yet he brought this calamity upon us. Maybe we should try a green "horn" this time around. cheesy

Joseph comes to mind.
Politics › Re: Tinubu Sleeps Off At APC Rally In Kwara State? (Pics) by SWATMan: 5:18pm On Jan 17, 2023
It's normal nothing wrong in that. He is a human after all.
Family › Re: Best Way To Punish & Deal With A Disrespectful Wife. by SWATMan: 6:22am On Jan 17, 2023
onumadu:
You are as wise as Solomon.
Thanks for an EXCELLENT comment!
He (or she) who has ears ...
Thank you.
Family › Re: Best Way To Punish & Deal With A Disrespectful Wife. by SWATMan: 10:27pm On Jan 16, 2023
satandeterrible:
Very rubbish and stupid writeup.

Shame on you.

Nonsense and ingredients.
My write up was not meant for an oaf like you. Sensible people know the content and "ingredients" of my post. cheesy
Family › Re: Best Way To Punish & Deal With A Disrespectful Wife. by SWATMan: 9:18am On Jan 16, 2023
Realistt:
I need mature advice of ways to seriously discipline and deal with a disrespectful wife without laying a finger on her with the sole aim of putting an end or drastically reducing her incessant provocative behaviour and continuous disrespectful attitude. All she does is apologize afterwards but will repeat same attitude after some weeks or months.

PS: I take absolute responsibility of the financial needs and otherwise at home. I really don't know why she keeps disrespecting me at the slightest thing.
The single most important choice you will ever make is whom you marry.

Marrying the wrong person will ruin your life. And it will continue ruining your life until your spouse dies or you get divorced. And getting divorced is one of the worst experiences a person can suffer. It also can be financially devastating. If your gut tells you something is not quite right, listen to it. Don’t use rationalizations. Your gut is almost always right when it comes to dating. A person addicted to whatever while you are dating has not proven that he or she can break his or her addiction. If the addiction is to coffee, it doesn’t matter—or exercise, or eating well. But if the person is addicted to bodybuilding and uses steroids, addicted to alcohol, get the Bleep out. You can’t save them. Only they can do that. If a person has beaten an addiction and is/or getting help, that is a different matter. Plenty of former addicts are fine.

You cannot change your partner. That is impossible. And if you want them to change, they aren’t for you. You have to be okay with your partner as they are right now.

There is nothing you can do about your spouse changing during marriage. Aging and life experiences do that. You have to compromise on the effects of it if you want to stay married. That is the work of marriage. If you are already married, unless things are really toxic, you are better off staying in the marriage. There is no perfect person for you. Your goal is to find someone you love but also you can live with. That is success.

You aren’t perfect. You probably have issues. So do they. The question is not about these things. The question is “can we live with each other and each other’s issues?” If the answer is yes, you will be okay.

Life is about compromises. If you are a 5 on the mating market given your mix of personality, status, and looks, you are going to need to find a mate in the 4–6 zones.

If you are a spender and your mate is a saver, you will have conflict. You need to work out something you can live with happily or not get married. Money is the leading cause of fighting and divorce. Adultery is the leading cause of ugly divorces, followed by money.

Marriage isn’t for everyone. Don’t get married because your friends are getting married or your parents and grandparents keep bugging you. You WILL ruin your life. If you disagree about having kids, don’t get married. Don’t say, “we’ll discuss it in the future.” That is a prescription for divorce. If you both have different levels of energy, don’t get married. A person who likes to stay home and rest when not working will have conflict with a person who wants to go tailgating, partying, etc. This information believe will help you in taking the right decision
Crime › Re: Woman And Her Partner Arrested For Battering Her Two Kids Aged 5 And 2 (Graphic) by SWATMan: 2:53pm On Jan 14, 2023
If they where Igbos the comments by nairaland bigots would have gone tribal analysing how easterners are wicked. But since they are Yorubas they would only open the thread and scamper away hiding their faces in shame. You would only know they visited this thread when you look at those viewing this thread. Evil is evil and must be condemned by all and sundry.
Romance › Re: Who's At Fault Here, Wife Or Husband? by SWATMan: 8:13am On Jan 14, 2023
Animegirl:
Cock and bull story
Real Chicken and cow story. cheesy
Family › Re: I Am Depressed by SWATMan: 11:40pm On Jan 13, 2023
breakthrough22:
For now ,I am depressed. It is going to affect my job in the office but I will be fine I am sure .

Thanks
You just bought yourself an expensive ticket for a long bumpy ride. I hope your "shock absorbers" are in order to survive the "body pains" that accompanys such journey's? We are admonished as christians to employ excellent speech in our marriages to avoid situations like this. The words you threw at her may have dealt a fatal stab to her heart for such decision to be taken. Your emotional intelligence is quite low I must confess, and your feeling of insecurity with your spouse is wrong. I hope this stalemate ends soon. Good luck.
Crime › Re: Man Impersonates CP, Defrauds Octogenarian N250m by SWATMan: 6:43am On Jan 12, 2023
Supers:
The Criminal Investigation Department, Lagos State Police Command has arrested 55 year-old Oluwole Akande for impersonating the Police Commissioner of Railway Command, Yetunde Longe, and defrauding an 80-year-old man of N250 million.

Longe confirmed the arrest to the News Agency of Nigeria on Wednesday in Lagos.

Longe said that she got a call from a former force spokesperson, CP Frank Mba, on the matter.

She said the victim’s wife called Mba to intimate him of alleged plan by one CP Longe to demand for millions of naira from her husband, so as to drop a petition on her table against him.
“CP Frank Mba replied the wife of the victim that he knows CP Yetunde Longe cannot make such mischievous demand. He promised to call her and verify and get back to the woman.

“CP Frank Mba called me to relate the matter and I confirmed that the information was totally wrong. I said there was no petition of such before me and I don’t even know the victim.

“It was at this time the State CID Panti was informed to trace the suspect and he was apprehended. He confessed to have impersonated me,” Longe said.

The commissioner said he will be charged to court soon.

Speaking with NAN, Akande, who claimed to live at Ojokoro area of Lagos, said he started the business of impersonation in 2022, stressing that CP Longe was the only person he had used.

Akande said after he discovered his victim, he decided to frame him up on issue he knew nothing about by calling to inform him of a petition concerning an illegal business the victim was involved in.
He claimed that the victim would not take him serious except he impersonated a high ranking police officer, which led to using CP Yetunde Longe’s name.

The suspect said he never knew CP Longe before, stressing that he got her name and rank through the media after she was decorated in Abuja with her husband same day as Commissioner of Police.

Akande claimed he called the victim and assured him that if he was willing to pay N1.5 million, he would drop the case, which the victim promised to pay.

He claimed he was the only person involved in the crime, stressing that he knew the impersonation would dent the image of CP Yetunde Longe, but that he never knew it would backfire.

Follow Source link below to read full story!!

https://supers.ng/man-impersonates-cp-defrauds-octogenarian-n250m/
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Christianity Etc › Re: Wonders Shall Never End As Coffin Chase Away People After Refused To Attend Chur by SWATMan: 6:39am On Jan 12, 2023
Rubbish!
Politics › Re: Bola Tinubu: Igbos Will only benefit From 'National cake' If They Vote For Me by SWATMan: 1:12am On Jan 12, 2023
FreeStuffsNG:
Nothing he says can please you ignorant, envious, bitter, hate-filled bigoted lots above and below.

Asiwaju Tinubu was talking to his fellow APC members of Igbo extraction to work extra hard to mobilize more votes for him and APC from top to bottom of Presidency to national assembly to states and LGAs so that they will have more seats at the national table and negotiating power more than the basic constitutional representation in his political appointments to reward those who spent their time, financial and material resources and invested heavily in his campaign and election.

Asiwaju was not addressing ipob terrorists and their sympathizers here on NL and SM who are behind the candidate of mushroom lp.

check my signature for free stuffs!
Na so!
Illustrator.
Politics › Re: Why Do The Northerners Hate Peter Obi (poll) by SWATMan: 4:21pm On Jan 11, 2023
Funny video. Just five persons interviewed led to this conclusion.

grin
Foreign Affairs › Re: Prince Harry Says He Was Bred To Offer Spare Organs To Heir William by SWATMan: 3:58pm On Jan 11, 2023
Obrigardo:
What did Harry do to you? Did he take your livelihood or made your family wretched? I don't understand this hate.
The guy is suffering from Schizoid Personality Disorder I already told him to get a psychiatric evaluation as quickly as possible. Go through his thread you will see evidence of this ailment littering the forum.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Prince Harry Says He Was Bred To Offer Spare Organs To Heir William by SWATMan: 3:51pm On Jan 11, 2023
SilverOrLead:
This idiot went full Hollywood when he moved to California with his C list actress wife.

The idiot is now desperate to cash out from his former Royal status and is now peddling slander and lies at the Jew's request so as to get book sales, tours and the soon to be aired exclusive Oprah sit down and tell all interview complete with fake tears.

A real bastard this Harry is.

Edit: a lot of folks have been attacking me over this post.

Let me clarify why I am truly angry with Harry allowing the devil Jews use him to bring down his brother and adopted father.
I really feel for you it's not about Harry but your comments on this forum. I am sorry to tell you that you are suffering from Schizoid Personality Disorder. You are so dismissive of others for the above ailment and you are possibly a loner. Your posts are so hate filled that sometimes I wonder if you where breast fed with human milk. You need to see a psychiatrist for evaluation before it develops into the advanced stage which I wouldn't want to mention that might turn you against the world.
Politics › Re: May My Children And I Be Like Bola Ahmed Tinubu by SWATMan: 3:16pm On Jan 11, 2023
PrinceOfLagos:
You've just cursed your children, you think everything is about money

Are you more Yoruba than the Yoruba women that were rejecting the prayer in Church?

Are you aware that one of tinubu daughter, Zainab Tinubu is mentally unstable in the USA, oh because they didn't show you that?

See her Twitter handle and go through it.
Watch the first video and the jargons she spew. The page was last updated In 2017. https://twitter.com/ZainabTinubu?t=IkU8r3nHUPgvYckzZAmh1g&s=09

Are you also aware that about 2 Tinubu children died in there prime ?

Are you also aware that Tinubu pee on his body that he now go about on diapers?

You think Tinubu is a happy man?

Have you ever heard of the word "The Rich Also Cry"?

Don't blame God or your village people if what you've wished on your children starts manifesting
grin grin
Romance › Re: Reality About We Women by SWATMan: 12:51pm On Jan 11, 2023
huh
Romance › Re: Reality About We Women by SWATMan: 12:50pm On Jan 11, 2023
huh huh
kingscare1:
What do you mean by satisfaction?
Politics › Re: Opinion: Southern Nigeria And The Delusion Of 2023 Presidency by SWATMan: 9:15pm On Jan 10, 2023
Wow!
What an insightful write up. The author just exposed the foolishness of our southern politicians. But one thing is certain, just like nobody anticipated the coming of Peter Obi, so would it be to mistake that 2023 would be another cruise for the north. Nigeria for the first time is actually sitting on a keg of gunpowder, and we must be careful how we move around it with political "matchsticks" to avoid igniting it "mistakingly".
Education › Re: U.S. Professor Fired For Showing Paintings Of Prophet Muhammad To Students by SWATMan: 5:41pm On Jan 10, 2023
waledeji:
You always comment on every thread on nairaland. Are you this joblesshuh
How did you notice that he comments on every thread if you are not as jobless as he is? cheesy
It takes a thief to catch a thief. grin grin
Politics › Re: Video Of Tinubu Shouting Obi, Obi, Obi In Akure. by SWATMan: 2:11pm On Jan 08, 2023
Advanced symptom of Palilalia. May God heal heal him.

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