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Jbluv55: Hope regal will do sire

*asks Pasuma to give him one bottle of Regal Gin*

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And your chicken

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Ok will do .

you dissappointed me...me drink regal I said high-end spirit like Hennesy! Dont forget to send a cutee over here!

Jbluv55:

Which drink would you want sire?

*whispers to him*.....as for the babe....erm....just keep your eyes open sire .

please serve me my high end Spirits...let my table be full! Give me a full chicken as well. Jbluv55 get me one now...just tell her am calling her to come over!

Jbluv55: Baba o . Long time no see .

Welcome back o. How life?

lol life sweet pass potatoes. Bring me my drinks now. Plus I want a babe to share it with.

Am back! Am back am back! Jbluv55 Everybody's drink on me...any babe want to get lucky?

Jbluv55: [size=25]


I say Good Morning, Happy New Month(once again)

May you have everything good in abundance and in excess so much that it would be a thing of joy and happiness to share with others. Amen.


I dedicate this post most importantly to THE BLUES! I understand that its too early to celebrate but if I can do it again so can the BLUES and without so much competition .

UP CHELSEA,UP BLUES[/size]

Yes and Amen! Same to you Jb...yes up Chelsea. The squad is improved.

SamSara01: Friday 5th of September will make it exactly 3 months I passed out of service. I'm a 1st class holder and the best graduating student of my department and faculty in a reputable public university in the south-west but I'm currently unemployed. Of course, my cause of worry does not major on being currently unemployed, but majors on how the hope of getting a job soon seems so deem. More worrying is how professionals, lecturers, friends, family and everyone else alike kept and keep singing to my hear how so easy it will be for people like me to secure not just a job but a very good job. As it is, I don't seem better off than someone who spent every single night at a night club while I was burying my head in books during my school days. How do I motivate an aspiring student who thinks what I'm carrying is the gateway to success? If this has been the tale of people like me, then 1st class honour has truly been over-hyped in Nigeria.

lol you're really funny! Common you just left nysc 3 months ago...be prayerful and patient as you search for your dream job...meanwhile find something doing,get creative as you search. I wish you goodluck!

luxanne: Dear swiftboy, I rather remain clubless than to join a no-cup-winning, noisemaking club, thanks.

dont worry...I'll convert you to Chelsea!

Jbluv55: Baba o . Welcome sire. Luxanne doesn't feel the same way. She feels those red devils of hers would spring up some surprises and outclass our blue angels. I guess the next round of matches should help shed some more light .

dear Luxanne! Hmmm supporting the red-evil have a dangerous end...let the Blue angels safe you. ;P
JB We'll clear their doubt soon enough! Lol

jnrbayano: Manchester United have won treble already, so Chelsea need to better it by winning quadruple this season.

I ghotago?

Na true oh! Lets clear all the trophies obtainable!

Jbluv55: 1st HALF: BLUES LEADING BY 3 GOALS AGAINST BURNLEY'S 1 GOAL. UP BLUES

Tag: Luxanne, Kiddablingzz, jnrbayano, 3coins, Obinoscopy, Swiftboy, harlos, lalaboi, 9icegee

Jb that pass for Andre na elele...we go win treble this season wallahi!

Yeah 'The Expendables' is probably the most star-studded movie franchise in history and most people wonder why such a film will leave-out the legendary Jackie Chan?

On the list of "shoulda-been-Expendables," Jackie Chan ranks pretty highly. He's one of the more highly-decorated members of the Action Hero Hall Of Fame, and he's done movies with several of the people in The Expendables 3, including Sylvester Stallone (Burn, Hollywood Burn: An Alan Smithee Film), Arnold Schwarzenegger (Around The World In 80 Days) and Jet Li (Forbidden Kingdom). So why hasn't he got the call to show up in any of the movies in the trilogy? Perhaps the better question is, why hasn't he answered the call?
In an interview with Den Of Geek, Chan claims that while he's obviously being sought forExpendables 4, he's simply not a fan of the format of these films.

"...this morning I did hear - the office called - Sly [Stallone] wants me for Expendables 4. I said, ‘Okay.’ Because they already asked me to be in two and three, but I refused. Well, I didn’t refuse, but I said, ‘Sly, can’t we just do you and me? Not just a bunch of people and me only coming out for five minutes.’ Because then the audience is, ‘Oh!’ And then I’m gone."


Source>> http://www.cinemablend.com/m/new/Jackie-Chan-Explains-Why-He-Turned-Down-Expendables-2-3-66795.html

alcuin: A book of fables. How can someone believe in the tower of babel? If God was so pissed with men that sought to build a structure to reach the sky, I wonder what he will do modern space scientist.

The world was flooded in 40 days by rain? Today rain falls for over 100 days in some pacific islands.

Virgin birth Now seriously, if ur wife approaches u today and tells u that she's pregnant by the power of the Holy Spirit, would u believe.

How can a reasonable person believe in a book whose writers never saw what are writing about. Paul never saw Jesus. Matthew, John, Mark, Luke are pen names of unknown writers.

Pauls case is more interesting. Can u imagine Adolf Hitler after killing millions of Jews, taking a stroll to Berlin and said he has changed and started writing Jewish scriptures and expect the Jews to take me seriously?

Let me stop here

your words are like throwing dust to the wind. History backed what The Bible documented! If you want to challenge the Bible,bring it on with fact not your personal opinion.lol

Amazing Word Of The Living God...The Bible! Over the years,there have been lies about the authority of the Bible today its still as valid as ever! Corresponds with history,sound in doctrines and deep spiritually! The wisdom there in is limitless...Read the Bible to nurture your soul. #TEAMBIBLE

Abeg I wan shack palmie with kilichi.

importexpert: yes. nearest post office to the zip post code you used. i wish you success

Hello Expert! Reminding you of your promise to me. lol

Ladystewie: but from your name
this is the kinda thing yu should be doing na

as you've highlighted his cowardice,are you saying you can defy gravity like those dare devil adventurists

Jbluv55: Welcome dear. U r one of those that made me reopen the bar ma'am .

Pheew! Finally I don land! Oh boy party must start be that. JB men I dey feel this new decorations oh. Weldone oh. I been try enter since but na network travick been hold me

[center][/center][center] THANK GOD OH!

faithugo64: ok i pray no1 will experience that,but what if it happens,what will you do?pick race?

I will not panic...I realized its not gona help the situation.I will contact the health authorities,get tested,and pray for a miracle because GOD pass ebola.

McWhillion: Shey uno sabi say Tiger battery dey sweet. Leave am make she chop na

you should try it first! Agbaya.

Yeah fuckernicer pumps woman's belle since 1696 lol

She's two but onething that baffles me and always putting me on my toes is that not ones,not twice she's been caught with our remote control batteries in her mouth almost punctured. Take biscuit...rara oh. Take puff puff mba! Ok you go drink kunu? Babu but hometheater batteries,Tv any battery is going straight into her tiny mouth. Egbami o!

Toaskarity: No its a disease from us africans who can't do shit in this world but wait for help from white to help our miserable life...

@commenters doubting the cure
I bet most of u think others re as lazy as we africans are? No trust me right from the day their citizen was affected was the day their doctors nd pharmaceutical department start working hard to cure it...They don't sit arround lazy crying out about others..like Nigerians crying out about wat happening in isreal/palest btwn these 2 piece of sh..it country don't even see blacks as good smh

so its the whole of Nigeria that should be scientists? I was expecting you'd say we dont have good leader who'll invest in education so that we'll have people doing research and development.

bushdoc9919: Because that requires increased spending on education, health and science...and our governments do not have the cash.(or claim not to).

Plus thanks to poor power supply among other things.....we do not have the enabling environment for indigenous pharma companies to thrive to the extent that they can fund such research.

And thats ripple effect of corruption! In a country where Billions of dollars are stolen on daily bases and no one is question asked.

evegran: its apparent you live in a cave!

are you crossed eyed or something? Saw your picture,seems you cant look straight. lol

Cecediva: .


No problem


You can join me and commit & C4urself

Be ready for an adventure!!!

importexpert: 1st to submit. I wish you long life and success in everything u embark on. Happy birthday bro.

First As expected! Thank you my brother.

Cecediva: .


No problem


You can join them and submit ur CV

join? No oh...I'll start by giving you a demo. I'll start with that your hills and valley.

Cecediva: Only 10 types of husband? why not make it 25 nah... You can include

Paracetamol husband.

Vitamin c husband.

Flagyl husband.

Septrin husband.

Ampiclox husband.

how about MASSAGER HUSBAND? I'll gladly fill in the post.

Tucees: Takes front row seat. That number 10 can only be found in fairy tales... 9 to 1 is pretty much what we have around us today.

try me and I see...I could be your number 10