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RomanceRe: Miss Nairaland December 2014 Contest - Final Elimination Round (semi Finals) by Swiftboy(m): 7:04am On Nov 07, 2014
Jbluv55:
I hereby implore you to come vote and help these TWO BYOOOTIFUL LADIES: ROZZAY AND AFRICANAPPLE scale through this semi-final round of this Miss NL contest.

Thanks for being there for us always cool. I am counting on your votes to see them through. God bless you as you do this. One Love Keep Us Together smiley.
where's the link nah? Guy I dont have time. Plus where are the beautiful ladies make I sample them? grin
Technology MarketRe: Learn How To Start Mini Importation in Nigeria with as low as N4,000. See Proofs by Swiftboy(m): 11:05pm On Nov 05, 2014
shakol91:
Bro what's that thing you're marketing presently (it seems you're making cool cash from it),abeg can u send me a pm with the link make I check. I need to re-start my import biz very soon...Just need to resurrect
hahahaha I do random things...I noticed there is poor signal,so I write proposals to the offices who might need a steady network signals! check AE tho! Happy importing!
Technology MarketRe: Learn How To Start Mini Importation in Nigeria with as low as N4,000. See Proofs by Swiftboy(m): 8:37pm On Nov 05, 2014
importexpert:
sorry just be patient. once Nipost receives your parcel updates becomes very poor. the best they can update is "unsuccessful Delivery". they love it soooo much. happy sales brother. we will be expecting pictorial updates.. your success is my pride
I got there,fill forms and wola,I walked away with my package! It worked fine for all Network.I wont be able to upload cos I dont have a smartphone!
Technology MarketRe: Learn How To Start Mini Importation in Nigeria with as low as N4,000. See Proofs by Swiftboy(m): 7:04pm On Nov 03, 2014
Damn those Hong Kong post staffs that did not update my tracking on time...my parcel is waiting for me since last week,just saw it today.Am selling my signal booster at the rate of 15k per unit,ordered it for 5k. Am soo sure I'll get a pre-order of up to 20 pieces this month. Importexpert thanks for your importation guides! Omo I don hammer. grin
RomanceRe: Should A Lady Cook For The Guy She's Dating? by Swiftboy(m): 11:56pm On Nov 01, 2014
TahariX:
Lmao. Eyah I guess your tiny brain cannot process the fact that a girlfriend isn't the same as a housemaid.
this is by far the most myopic worldview ever! Am not gona marry a lazy lady that'll ask me to cook for her cos she think cooking for both of us makes her a housemaid. Smh angry
CareerRe: The Nigerian Engineer And The Oil/Gas Career Mentality by Swiftboy(m): 6:07am On Oct 25, 2014
Alright pal I just feel I should point out to some key points in this inspiring post of yours.
Chemical Engineering is the same as Process or Production Engineering. They have branches such as Petroleum,Petro-chemical,Oil-gas,Nuclear,Environmental Engineering etc. This branch of Engineering deals with any processing company. They research and develop.Contrary to what you said, Mechanical Engineers only fabricate plants equipments,the process/chemical Engineer design and manages plants of any industry

[quote author=Feraz post=27179192]From the above, one wonders if the only branch of Engineering being studied in Nigeria is Petroleum Engineering. In my varsity, there are various branches which include – Mechanical, Electrical/Electronics, Civil, Chemical, Computer, Petroleum and Production Engineering.

According to Wikipedia, Engineering is defined thus “Engineering (from Latin ingenium, meaning "cleverness" and ingeniare, meaning "to contrive, devise"wink is the application of scientific, economic, social, and practical knowledge in order to invent, design, build, maintain, and improve structures, machines, devices, systems, materials and processes”. From the above definition, it is seen that Engineering goes beyond the oil/gas industries.

Looking at Mechanical Engineering for example as that is my field, there are fields to specialize in like Robotics, Aerospace, Aeronautics, Energy, Automobile, Automotive, Marine etc. but you wonder why we do not have so many firms that focus on the above listed. Just recently, India joined the leagues of nations that have sent space probes to Mars and you wonder, where are the Mechanical Engineers in Nigeria? This same country also make various machines and export to nations and it was not long they started doing all these. USA has the likes of NASA, Boeing and other Engineering firms not related to the oil/gas industry. Japan the same with Toyota, Nissan, Kawasaki Heavy Industries etc. What about South Korea? We use their product Hyundai and they also design and build ships for nations. These are just few examples and they all have one thing in common, they are not related to the oil/gas industries. What crime is it if we as Mechanical Engineers come together and create our technology to We always want to work in the oil/gas industry forgetting that some of the equipment needed there is designed and manufactured by the Mechanical Engineers.
SportsRe: Okocha Annoying Hype by Swiftboy(m): 8:04pm On Oct 19, 2014
abatically:
So good and they named him twice.... Playing for BOLTON WANDERERS. Trust me if he was that good then the world's big clubs would tussle for his signature. Great entertainer though, but not in the league of kanu nwankwo, Samuel etoo, George weah.
Judging a player by his trophies aint good enough. There're players that only play cameo roles for their country but none remember them. Austin Jay Jay Okocha is a living legend in football take it or leave it. Yes he does not win enough trophies cos unfortunately,he could not get a good club.yes twice he was nominated but was not chosen for those awards. Jay Jay is gifted so he's a great player and you cant take that away from him. Greatness have different.
CareerRe: YES! ENTREPRENEURSHIP Is Overrated In Nigeria by Swiftboy(m): 1:54am On Oct 09, 2014
olutunde12:
You are still very new in the market. One even said he is just serving. Not many people think about setting up themselves at that level. Can you tell us the total number of nigerians working with all the oil companies combined? Do you know that Nigeria produces a minimum of 600,000 graduates (University graduates) and about 1,000,000 more from other institutions per year? How many of these are quaranteed jobs in Shell and Chevron as you said? Does entrepreneuship only entail learning tailoring and hair dressing? What about looking at an aspect of the course you studied? A friend started producing paint after our B.sc in chemical engineering. I made jest of him then. Today he is one of the most succesfull paint producers in Nigeria. He has a job he can leave for his children and grand children after him. Can you give your shell job to your child? Everybody is entitled to his opinion. Do what you feel is good for you and leave the rest.
You're more realistic than the bias OP...it rocks to be an Entreprenuer! Am talking innovation and creativity not some dumbass artisan. I know a guy who graduated from university with 3rd class computer scientist but he's making it big with programing. He works free lance for the government and cooperate organizations to troubleshoot for them. He started with zero capital. This people just wanna be suffering themselves looking for shell and chevron thats not guaranteed even with first class.
HealthRe: Turning 30 And Feeling Depressed! by Swiftboy(m): 2:50am On Oct 08, 2014
BankoleNco:
+ Lost interest in my friends football , work and most things I used to enjoy doing. . . Is that depressed enough?
we're age mates and I think you're being hard on yourself. See age is nothing but a number. In my own case,I just reached my prime.I flirt,play games,live free,play with kids. You need to start enjoying those things you enjoyed again and forget your age. See if you see yourself as old,believe me you'll start feeling old. You'd go bald,grow grey hair with weak bones. I'd rather live like a young adult than an old youth. Dont be stupid you still have like 40years to old age.lol
Forum GamesRe: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Swiftboy(m): 6:55pm On Oct 07, 2014
Jbluv55 am not happy tonight. angry
how can I be drinking alone? I said I want a sweet babe to spoil tonight you just dey there no send me. Okay till I find another bar.
EducationRe: See What Unilag Did!Is This Not Gonna Increase Materialism In Our Ladies? by Swiftboy(m): 10:49am On Oct 07, 2014
Beazy:
Sometimes you can’t blame ladies who are crazy about material stuffs, and that is because our society is not encouraging hard work. Study hard, you get handshake. Spend time to look sexy, you get big regards. Smh!
The Miss Unilag 2014 Winner was Awarded Handsomely with a Brand New Car last week, How Come the Most Brilliant Debater get a Laptop?
Laptop will help the smart girl to further enhance her studies {asset}. Car will enhance the Beautiful lady in the pursuit of her modeling career and she'll be spending of fuel and maintainance{liability} No society gave you what you need to achieve your dream.It shows that school is not just academics alone. Dont be shocked the model may end up being more successful than the smart girl because modeling makes you independent...if the smart girl cant find a job in the long run you'll understand your gift,skills and talent is way more important than certificate.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: HAPPY BIRTHDAY IDOWUOGBO -the Badosky N by Swiftboy(m):
I suppose enter studio for it but its too late
Idowuogbo:
Baba ni yen.....i sight u! Sing for me na angry
listen! grin
Idowuogbo:
Thanks Maria kiss
Lmao! O se o dolly baby....as per the badding tutorials, i don hang my ko-shoe tey tey na...mo ti rebrand si Goodosky aka omo olope aka designer lomo. I for say make i recommend another craze pikin but e b like say the ones wey takeover don gentle.
I sang for you no listen to am. I wasted my time congratulating you be that. I no fit vex.
Forum GamesRe: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Swiftboy(m): 4:40pm On Oct 06, 2014
Abeg una make you check my blog post on Bubblews am sure you'll find them interesting.check out the thread in my siggy. Comment as well. cheesy
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: HAPPY BIRTHDAY IDOWUOGBO -the Badosky N by Swiftboy(m): 4:28pm On Oct 06, 2014
Idowuogbo:
Awwww....awon temi in da house are repping ooo

Thanks Niyi... kiss kiss kiss
Badosky! Omoge to pe omoge ranse. Swag tio common. I dey feel you oloun. Happy Birthday Sugar...go on so oun! Wey the cake? Here's your gift. I suppose sing oh.Maybe Next time. grin
PhonesRe: Samsung Makes Its Prettiest Phone, But Does It Look Familiar?? (see Photos) by Swiftboy(m): 12:41pm On Oct 06, 2014
The phone is sexy! Hi galaxy Alpha...will you marry me?lol grin
LiteratureRe: My Mind...crystal Clear. Compilation Of Swiftboy's Blogposts! by Swiftboy(op): 10:45am On Oct 06, 2014
importexpert:
nice work. carry on bro. we are waiting to see the best of you. Deligently following the thread
my oga! I try greet you happy salah yesterday but network nor gree. I'll try again and thanks for following and sharing. More to come. Please dont hesitate to comment. Allah continue to bless you. grin
Forum GamesRe: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Swiftboy(m): 10:41am On Oct 06, 2014
Jbluv55:
Thank God we won o cheesy. We celebrated y'nyt o grin.

How your Monday dey go na?
na elele oh. I've been really busy,I just come here this morning make anxiety no kill me. Abeg I am working on my blog oh make people for here dey read am for I put the links ontop my thread. Am going to keep it interesting. I still promise this thread something just that am still lock down huzzling. Lol check out my siggy for the thread and share around. Up Chelsea and Thanks! grin
LiteratureMy Mind...crystal Clear. Compilation Of Swiftboy's Blogposts! by Swiftboy(op):
Hello fellow Nairalanders!

Am putting compilations of my blogpost links here on this thread for you all. This I do to generate views on them.please dont hesitate to check them out,like and comment on the blog...its gona be fun! Follow me. grin grin grin

HOW TO LOOSE A GIRL...
http://www.bubblews.com/news/8479846-how-to-loose-a-girl-a-dangerous-idea

Do You Believe In Love?
http://www.bubblews.com/news/8563774-do-you-believe-in-love

MEET THE WORLD'S FASTEST CAR.
http://www.bubblews.com/news/8580151-meet-the-world039s-fastest-car
Forum GamesRe: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Swiftboy(m): 8:49am On Oct 06, 2014
Jbluv55:
Amen o smiley. How's your weekend going?
we won again...frustration made Arsene to push Jose.lol
Forum GamesRe: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Swiftboy(m): 1:38pm On Oct 05, 2014
Jbluv55:
Swift baba cool. Bawo ni Bros?
am chilling! Waiting for our match with Arsenal. We'll win.
Forum GamesRe: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Swiftboy(m): 1:26pm On Oct 05, 2014
Nice one 3 nil is okay.
jobsat34:
3-0
Forum GamesRe: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Swiftboy(m): 12:13pm On Oct 05, 2014
Lalaboy
Jbluv55
harlos
How many goals are we gona beat Arsenal today? grin
RomanceRe: 7 Types Of Guys Women Can't Resist- You Agree? by Swiftboy(m): 6:26am On Oct 05, 2014
Sarimah:
No.6 tho...
I found you irresistible. ;*
Christianity EtcRe: Is It Okay For A Christian To Eat Ileya Meat? by Swiftboy(m): 3:47am On Oct 05, 2014
Rich4god:
Nothing is wrong bro... Eat any meat from any where except if you suspect poison.... If dem like, mk dem bring the meat right from okija shrine... So long its healthy... I go eat am...
please stay away from Okija shrine's meat oh...it might be human's flesh. I warned you oh. grin
RomanceRe: How To Loose A Girl - A Dangerous Idea... by Swiftboy(op): 11:23pm On Oct 04, 2014
swaystunna:
Lame ass Niggas should come on here and Learn angry angry
They should hear it...its not about fake nice attitudes but to be real. Thats how to get a girl.
RomanceRe: I Want To Be Wooed By A Lady Again! by Swiftboy(op): 6:50pm On Oct 04, 2014
LARRYDKING:
Yea. I think i have d luck anyway. But it see d more i grow, the more it fade away. Back in sec sch, i got a lot of toasters but i was too proud and arrogant. Just days back, i saw one who is nw a star on campus, i just wish i can turn back d hands of time. But still on d matter, it feels good to be wooed by a woman.
what if I told you that they followed you prolly cos you are arrogant but you messed up you did not make the best of it!
RomanceRe: Guys Only Check In. by Swiftboy(m): 6:39pm On Oct 04, 2014
Yes why not! grin grin grin so far she wont be a feminist at it! She must respect me as her man otherwise wahala wink
prettythicksme:
Guys can you marry a lady who is more educated and richer than you??
RomanceHow To Loose A Girl - A Dangerous Idea... by Swiftboy(op): 6:36pm On Oct 04, 2014
Now THIS sounds like an interesting topic, doesn't it?

angry angry angry angry cryWhy would you want to know how to LOSE a girl?

Well, I'm going to propose a DANGEROUS IDEA.

I'm going to suggest that you are probably already an EXPERT in LOSING a girl.

You might even be a "natural" at it.

Most guys are.

But the PROBLEM is that most guys don't UNDERSTAND why they're so good at LOSING women.

In other words, they walk through the world screwing up one situation after another, and never realize JUST HOW GOOD they are at being BAD with women.

And they don't realize that just by changing a few key things they could change their level of success DRAMATICALLY.

One great way to increase your success in life is to start REALIZING what you're doing. Once you actually understand what you're doing and the results you're triggering, you can CHANGE.

So open your mind. Listen up. TYPICAL THINGS MEN DO

As you've probably heard me say about a million times, MEN ARE PREDICTABLE.

In fact, we're PAINFULLY predictable. We all do basically the same things when we get into common situations with women...and we don't even realize it.

I call this the "Originality Paradox." In our desire to be "original" and "unique," we guys tend to do the SAME THINGS! Said differently, while you're doing something that seems thoughtful and original, the attractive woman on the other end is thinking, "He's just like all the other guys."

Ouch. So why is being predictable so bad? Look at this formula: Predictable = BORING. Boring = NO EMOTIONS. No Emotions = NO ATTRACTION. No Attraction = NO GETTIN' SHIZZY WITH THA NIZZY!

One of the VERY BEST ways to lose a girl is to be PREDICTABLE. Another huge mistake men make is GIVING AWAY OUR POWER to women.

I'm not going to go into it, but the reality is that women are NOT attracted to WEAK men. And I'm not talking about muscles here.

Here are a few examples of how we guys act PREDICTABLE, give away our power, and make about 147 other huge mistakes with women we've just met:

1) Call Her All The Time
If you like someone, it's logical that you're going to want to let them know, right?

Well, only if you like the idea of coming across like a total Jack-Wuss. I just made that up, by the way. Combination of Jackass and Wuss. Not sure if I like it, but I'm going to go with it.

Where was I? Yeah, calling her all the time. Calling all the time is usually triggered by INSECURITY and NEEDINESS. It sounds like a good idea, but it almost NEVER is.

This is a great way to lose a girl before you even have her. We might even call this one "Have Prevention."

2) Offer To Take Her Somewhere "Nice"
What do most guys do when they meet a girl that they "really" like?

Well, they call her up, and they get into a boring conversation about schools and families and jobs and 100 other painfully boring things... and when they finally realize that they've been on the phone for an hour, they realize that they'd better do SOMETHING soon...because she's starting to talk about having to go wash her dog...

So what do they do? They think to themselves, "Self, you'd better get up some nerve and ask her out. Hey! Self! I have a GREAT idea. Ask her to go out with you to a REALLY NICE place. She'll be far more likely to want to do that, and besides, then she'll know that you REALLY like her...."

And what does this REALLY communicate? Right, right. That you have the confidence to just ask her to spend time with you for NO REASON other than the fact that you want to...and that you must not be WORTH spending time with - without some kind of "meal incentive."

Meal Incentive...lol...I crack myself up. Well, this is one more example of something that "sounds good" in the moment, but is BAD BAD BAD for business.

3) Do "Thoughtful" Things From The Beginning
What's better than a nice, thoughtful guy showing up at the door with flowers and candy for the first date?

Well, to quote an old Saturday Night Live episode, "Throwing an entire box of thumb tacks on the floor, and rolling around in them naked."

Or maybe taking one of those...you know... SERRATED KNIVES...yeah, that's it...and putting it between your big toe and second toe and slicing back and forth really fast...and then pouring... you know...HOT SAUCE...yeah, that's it...on the wound!

I hate it when that happens!

But we men do this kind of thing all the time...because it sure sounds good in the moment.

By the way, don't try the thumb tack thing or the hot sauce thing UNLESS you're considering purchasing flowers and candy to bring to a first date. In that case, please take these measures to prevent yourself from acting on the uncontrollable urges.

If you come on too strong, you appear just like every other predictable Wussboy who has ever tried to make himself look better by giving gifts and food and favors in exchange for attention and approval.

4) Tell Her How You "Feel" About Her Early On
This might be one of my favorites. I'm starting to think that we guys must come stock with a mechanism that actually compels us to open our BIG FAT MOUTHS and screw things up with only the BEST women.

I'll call this the "Feeling Confessor" mechanism. It is triggered by strong feelings of attraction and emotion toward an unusually attractive woman.

I've talked to A LOT of attractive women in my life. And they all have one similar experience to share...

For some UNKNOWN and UNGODLY reason, men just seem to LOVE telling SUPER HOT women how they FEEL within the first couple of dates.

As you might realize, I get a lot of emails from guys...

And one of the common emails I get goes a little something like this:

"David, I met this unbelievably hot girl...she's smart, interesting, successful...everything seemed to be going well...so I decided to tell her how I felt...and for some reason she said that she needs some "space" and some "time to be alone"...I don't get it...."

Again, when you do this you're making all kinds of huge mistakes...and basically doing everything you can do to LOSE her.

5) Keep Telling Her How You Feel When She Needs Space
And as if the last example wasn't painful enough, most guys usually like to use this final "nail in the coffin" technique as well...

Here's the situation:

You've met a girl you really like. Maybe you've gone out with her a few times. Doesn't matter.

You do all the things you can think of to SCREW IT UP, and you finally succeed.

You prove to her that you just don't get it, and you don't know how to handle a woman like her.

So she says, "I need some space" or "I need some time to myself."

And what do most guys do? Of course. They KEEP telling her how they feel. And they do it in 100 annoying ways. The thought that most guys have is, "If she only understood how I REALLY FELT ABOUT HER, then she would LOVE ME."

It's painful just typing the words. So there you have it. Part of the magic formula for losing a girl fast. Interesting, isn't it?

But there's a much DEEPER message here. The message is this: If you don't understand the process of how to make women feel ATTRACTION for you, including the things to AVOID doing, then you're not going to have success.

Not knowing the rules of a game makes it very difficult (or impossible) to win.

And, unfortunately, we guys have a HUGE disadvantage when it comes to women and dating...

We have emotional responses to situations that take over our "thinking," and makes us do all the wrong things.

We usually sabotage OURSELVES. grin grin grin grin grin grin
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Source: http://www.bubblews.com/news/8479846-how-to-loose-a-girl-a-dangerous-idea

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