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Car TalkMeet Mercedez Benz F015:the Car That Will Drive Itself. by Swiftboy(op):
Mercedes-Benz rolled into CES with its “F 015 Luxury in Motion” concept, a bold, completely bonkers vision of a future in which we become entirely optional behind the wheel.
The car peers way down the road at an autonomous future in which, it seems, cars look like bars of soap on the outside and sleek, vaguely European conference rooms inside. But let’s make two things clear right away. First, this concept car is so far from production as to be little more than a flight of fancy. Given the current state of autonomous tech, we’d guess its probably 20 years from reality. Robo-cars are coming, but there are piles of problems to solve, from the technical—actually building cars that drive themselves—to sorting out the myriad safety and regulatory questions. There’s also the not insignificant challenge of getting consumers to relinquish control of the wheel. Each of these things will take years to accomplish, in no small part because the feds and the auto industry aren’t known for moving quickly.
Second, this car is ugly, which is a surprise, given the generally excellent design Mercedes is known for. It’s hard to believe this sliver of soap came from the same company that gave us the 300 SL Gullwing or even the SL 500.
Still, the car is remarkable because it shows Mercedes is thinking ahead and peering far into the future to a time when autonomous cars will fundamentally change how we design our vehicles. Once computers are inarguably better drivers than we are and regulations reflect that, longstanding norms like forward-facing seats, mirrors, and pedals are no longer necessary. It will be a seismic shift, and automakers will be free to pursue exciting, even revolutionary, ideas. Google embraced this with the forward-thinking (though somewhat goofy) autonomous prototypewe saw in May, and tuning house Rinspeed explored it last month with its Budii robotic EV concept.
Mercedes understands that, and runs with it. The interior of the F 015, with front seats that rotate to face the rear, creates a communal space. It’s something very new, but also very old, in that it recalls the days of horse-drawn carriages, a point Daimler boss Dr. Dieter Zetsche noted in his presentation Monday night. The vehicle is controlled through hand gestures, eye-tracking, and touchscreens. Everything has LEDs. When the car senses a pedestrian ahead, it can project a crosswalk onto the ground. “The car is growing beyond its role as a mere means of transport and will ultimately become a mobile living space,” Zetsche says.
So yes, it will be many years before Mercedes makes a car that looks anything like the F 015. But the German automaker is well on its way toward that day, developing a highway pilot system for its trucksand plans for some level of autonomous tech in its sedans by 2020. Those are the kinds of projects that will advance this technology, and let us daydream about spending our retirement being whisked around in a sleek sedan with spinning seats and hardwood floors.

Technology MarketRe: EXPOSED Secret: The Bigger Boys New Method Of Importation. Part 2. A Must See!!! by Swiftboy(m): 11:36pm On Jan 06, 2015
Happy New Year! grin
importexpert:
expect your update in your mail




good morning brother and happy new year. congratulations you are the first to comment on the thread in the year 2015. kindly contact me i will send you N750 recharge card to call your FAF. happy new year. how is business?





you are welcome bro. your success is truly my pride
I searched am glad I've found our thread! Boss what of my own updated pack?
SportsRe: Meet The World Strongest Footballer Adebayo Akinfenwa by Swiftboy(m): 11:28pm On Jan 06, 2015
django1:
More so the guy has a hundred goals already.
Beat that. And with the current media coverage,he'll soon be priced away. Players with extra ordinary statures fare well whenever they get to use their stature to their advantage...Kanu ,Peter Crouch, Andy Carol,etc fall in this category.
SportsRe: Meet The World Strongest Footballer Adebayo Akinfenwa by Swiftboy(m): 10:33pm On Jan 06, 2015
50calibre:
The truth is; being that size poses a lot of obstacles to a footballer's ability. Unlike the American football & Rugby, soccer is not a brute sport where you can literally muscle you way around, it requires complex reasoning, agility & flexibility which becomes a tall order when you're that size.

Say whatever you want, except he's on some performance enhancing drugs, effectively hauling a 102kg mass around the pitch for 90 mins is near-impossible, he will gas out before other leaner players.

Muscle requires huge amounts of energy to fuel them, the bigger you are the more energy you're going to need and the more likely you are to run out of energy.

This guy may be a good attacker, but I can't truely assess him as he isn't playing top flight football where the competition is much stronger. Until he's competed against the major guys and his abilities as a footballer put to the test, there will always be doubts about him. I guess the big clubs are aware of this, hence they aren't scrambling to sign him.
people said the same to Shaquille O'Neil the legendary basketballer. If he can carry his body well enough,he'll be unstopable! Brute strenght only mean no defender can bully him. Joan Koller was a big guy and he was a good striker in his playing days. Never say never.
SportsRe: Meet The World Strongest Footballer Adebayo Akinfenwa by Swiftboy(m): 10:24pm On Jan 06, 2015
wedemboiz:
Wia Ibrahimovic,Yaya Toure,Lukaku,Anichebe,Mikel,Christine Benteke,Samba Chris,Giorgio Chiellini,Victor Wanyama,Elaquim Mangala,Vincent Kompany,Oya Make Una Come Yarn Rubbish Say Una Strong
The guy na Black Brock Lesnar! He's even taller than Danny Shittu. If this one slap your face na to enter coma. grin
SportsRe: Amazing Stats Or Coincidence? Chelsea Fc Vs Manchester City Fc...the EPL Race! by Swiftboy(op): 8:01pm On Jan 04, 2015
DopeAngel:
lol. Good one op...my team will not fail me this season# team CHELSEA
Up Chelsea! We have the chance to beat them up by the end of the month because Yaya Toure will be off to the nations cup and Aguero will be out still injured. We'll beat them at home for sure...then we must make sure we dont loose again.
SportsAmazing Stats Or Coincidence? Chelsea Fc Vs Manchester City Fc...the EPL Race! by Swiftboy(op): 6:58pm On Jan 04, 2015
When we talk about the English premiership,we're talking about the league with the ultimate challenge. Its the most exciting league in the word with the widest media coverage.The 2014-2015 season has heated up with the following facts and stat who'll win the league?
As it is now the difference between these 2 big horses is just a letter "M" ‪# MCFC‬ ‪# CFC‬
***Chelsea and Man.city so far**
-Game played
Chelsea.............20
Man.city............20
-Game won
Chelsea.........14
Man.city........14
-Game drew
Chelsea.........4
Man.city ........4
-Game lost
Chelsea........2
Man.city.........2
-Goal scored
Chelsea........44
Man city........44
-Goal conceded
Chelsea............19
Man.city...........19
-Clean goals
Chelsea.........25
Man.city.........25
-Clean shit
Chelsea........9
Man.city........9
-Face to Face score
Chelsea.........1
Man.city........1
-Points
Chelsea .........46
Man.city......... 46
-Top scorers
Diego costa.(Chelsea)...... 14goals
Sergio Aguero.(City).........14goals cheesy grin
Christianity EtcRe: Muslims Did Not Protect Christians On Christmas Day - CAN by Swiftboy(m):
adrelanine:
kk
meanwhile

CELEBRATING THE NEW
YEAR
By Dr. Bilal Philips
Origins
January is named after Janus, the
Roman god of doors and
gateways. He was commonly
depicted in statues, carvings and
paintings as a two headed man
with one head facing forward and
the other head facing backwards.
In 46BC Julius Caesar chose
January 1 as the first day of the
New Year as Janus symbolically
represented the door to the New
Year . Wild parties and orgies
were held on the night before the
New Year ’s Day as a re-enactment
of the chaos which Roman
mythology depicted as preceding
the cosmos or the ordered world
whose organization was set by the
gods. Furthermore, by that time,
Janus had become, in practice, the
highest god receiving the ritual
sacrifices of Roman worshippers
before the other gods, including
the chief god, Jupiter.[1]
Thus, in its essence the
celebrations of the New Year on
January 1 and New Year’s Eve,
the night before, are a part and
parcel of pagan religious rituals
based on idolatrous beliefs in false
gods. Consequently, it is
completely Haraam (sinful and
forbidden) for Muslims to
participate in or adopt any of its
related rituals, customs and
symbols.
If a non-Muslim greets a
Muslim, “Happy New Year”,
the Muslim is not allowed to
respond in a similar manner
or say, “Same to you.”
Instead, in order not to offend
or hurt the feelings of non-
Muslim friends or
acquaintances, one may say
instead, “Happy holiday.”
As for celebrating the New Year
according to the Islamic calendar
which begins with the month of
Muharram, this is also not
permissible from a number of
perspectives. First and foremost,
if one does so believing that it is
pleasing to Allah to do so, thereby
transforming it into an act of
worship, it becomes a Bid‘ah or
cursed innovation in the religion
about which the Prophet (pbuh)
said, “Every innovation in
religion is misguidance and all
misguidance leads to the Hellfire.”
If one does so merely as a custom,
it is still impermissible as it falls
under the prohibition of imitation
of pagan customs about which the
Prophet (pbuh) said, “Whoever
imitates a people becomes one of
them.”
[1] Pope Gregory 13 who set the
modern calendar, the Gregorian
calendar, also officially fixed the
first day of the year for Christian
Europe as January 1 in 1582.
We Christians dont see big deal in these so called paganism you ascribed to Christianity. We believe the living God is the owner of everyday and as such we call on His Holy name instead of the rituals embedded in paganism. We dont even care whether its January etc...God has made everyday holy by His grace so far we call on His name instead. If you're told that Islam is more pagan than paganism itself would you rather make a turn around for the living God? Every practice and rituals in Islam is totally paganism. Enjoy this articles:
1. http://nabeelafsar.com/2013/07/18/reader-dissent-the-pagan-origins-of-ramadan-ctd/

2. http://www.bible.ca/islam/islam-polytheism-moon-worship.htm
PoliticsRe: How I Ended Maitatsine Crisis, By Buhari by Swiftboy(m): 10:55pm On Dec 30, 2014
[quote author=Goodquestion post=29346659][/quote]People need true leaders to follow...wait just a little bit. Buhari's administration will determine whether it'll happen or not. Its looking like GMB will win. Am sure the youth will rise up when the realized just how the old politicians cant be trusted.
PoliticsRe: How I Ended Maitatsine Crisis, By Buhari by Swiftboy(m): 7:18pm On Dec 30, 2014
Goodquestion:
Exactly, there maybe little changes but the change Nigerians are hoping and looking for is not in the hands of those two (Gej and Buhari) I can't waist my time campaigning for any of them. Only God can raise us a well meaning leader who will see the citizens of this country and it dwellers as his number one priority, and govern with the fear of God. THE BEAUTIFUL ONES ARE NOT YET BORN.
Its up to we youths to cause the change...we should be ready to revolt politically...youths should rally round,have a voice and create a political party that will be fair and just. Nomination will be based on pedigree,intelligence and honesty.If we cant do these they things will get out of hand. The old generation is full of wicked,selfish power thirsty individuals!
PoliticsRe: How I Ended Maitatsine Crisis, By Buhari by Swiftboy(m): 1:03am On Dec 30, 2014
wasuka14:
This man u ask too much question, GEJ was shoutin he hav no shoes, is goin to employe 9ja youth, fix light n road, secure our country n sch children. Bt wot is happenin nw?? Corruptin killin bombin impunity harms dealin etc is dis wot u want to be continue?? Am nt an APC person bt a responsible citizen who hope for peace n progress of d country. If dis man has proof in d past dt he can perform dan dis otuoke man let's join hands to suuport him. Past is dead issue we can move forward properly carry left over of ystd. Long Life Nigeria!!!!
The man from Otuoke made better promises than this...we cant be too trusty of these politicians.
PoliticsRe: How I Ended Maitatsine Crisis, By Buhari by Swiftboy(m): 12:42am On Dec 30, 2014
Goodquestion:
You are in your mind and you are still suffering my bro. Just wake up from your sleep you can't solve a problem by creating another, I,ll love to see Gej out of aso villa after the election but not even Buhari is the right person to go in. I'll rather love to see the likes of Fashola and Adams Oshomole, if you really want a change and you are a good friend of Nigeria then you will understand my plight. I know if Buhari wins the election Boko haram would stop but what about after his tenure in office? Have you thought of possible resurrection of the boko haram? Am not a fan of Gej nor Buhari am just a fan of my beloved country Nigeria. May God bless you and bless Nigeria. #NAIRALANDYOUARETHEBEST
Am just not cut out for the fake change people are looking for in the generation of thieves! They've been ruling us so badly,we dont even have savings. The live like kings not minding the generation unborn. Am not supporting anyone.
PoliticsRe: How I Ended Maitatsine Crisis, By Buhari by Swiftboy(m): 12:29am On Dec 30, 2014
hidee20:
sir,from the tune of your write-up am confuse with the part "am sitting on the fence".

sir,from the tune of your write-up am confuse with the part "am sitting on the fence".


sir,from the tune of your write-up am confuse with the part "am sitting on the fence".
Yes tune of my voice is harsh and sitting on the fence cos these old people have no business ruling this nation again.
PoliticsRe: See What Senator Bukola Saraki Tweeted by Swiftboy(m):
tit:
what did bukola saraki do with the billions of kwara state money he received for 8 good years?

did he eat it?
leave that hypocrate alone...that good for nothing brat that has piped my state dry.him,his friends and family. God will judge their lot. Awon smellos! The hypocrate only furnished Ilorin, his hometown and left Kwara-south to rot. If not for Bishop Oyedepo that's bringing developments...make I no too talk. >(:
PoliticsRe: How I Ended Maitatsine Crisis, By Buhari by Swiftboy(m): 4:01pm On Dec 28, 2014
Orikinla:
Only fools wrestle with ghost from the past.
A military government is not a democratic government.
Sir,being wicked have nothing to do with democratic rule or military rule. I dont think you studied history of Nigeria...can you compare GMB's military rule with that of Murtala Mohamed's 6 months rule? Well the two era were both military.
PoliticsRe: In Your Own Opinion Which Type Of Power Is President Jonathan Operating? by Swiftboy(m): 7:11am On Dec 28, 2014
Lets be fair to President GEJ his government would've been fair if not for security challenges. I think he made one or two mistakes too plus he refuse to prosecute corrupt people in his cabinet. Other than that he tried.
CelebritiesRe: Spot The Difference In This Photo. by Swiftboy(m): 6:04am On Dec 28, 2014
cheesy
PoliticsRe: How I Ended Maitatsine Crisis, By Buhari by Swiftboy(m):
GMB you made promises when you overthrew Shagari's government,hope you're not making empty promises like back then. You abused us back then saying we're not disciplined and your uniform men flogged us on the street like dogs...hope you're not here to finish what you started? You became corrupt and power drunk back then one reason why your government was overthrown.You denied freedom to the press hence ruled without being challenged by the opposition. Sir,we want to believe you've changed but you have made dangerous utterance that suggested the contrary and everybody knows word of mouth reveal whats in the heart. We want to believe you can solve common man's problems in Nigeria...we're still waiting for you to tell us how. What do you want to do and how do you want to do it? What will happen if you eventually loose the election? Will there be bloodshed as your supporters did the other time you lost? We have questions needing your answer. Yes we want change but we want to know the type that you're bringing. Some People say you're a BH sponsor,am sure you're not but your comments in the past seems to sympathize with them tho you later comment to the contrary. Sir, President Goodluck's administration is not really the worst in the history of the nation.Infact,some school of taught said if it were not for the BH activities his administration would've been fair to say the least as his Transformation Agenda is showing some reasonable improvement. I never get on train before untill now though its not the fastest there is. Roads are taking shapes amidst other cool stuffs. Well we know the current administration is not the best we can get,so if you're bringing change hope its not only BH you want to stop? We have other sectors as well like corruption and our finances which you fail to deal with before you were overthroned no thanks to general IBB. Sir,I will vote for you if you can answer the common questions we common Nigerians are asking. We even thought its better you dont contest again if you loose this one so that young and vibrant minds can come onboard to chat the course of this nation. Another suggestion of mine is if you dont win,you can as well make your impact felt in the coming administration by giving advice rather than thinking you can only affect the nation only by ruling it. Am sitting on the fence waiting for which one to choose between your change and president GEJ's transformation agenda because I know I have to choose wisely! Thanks.
RomanceRe: He Just Discover The Girl He Is Dating Has Marine Spirit/emere Advise Please by Swiftboy(m): 4:01am On Dec 24, 2014
merit12:
Before I comment op

I want to find out

Is the spiritual husband black?

Or

He is white

Why I'm asking is because

You know racial spirit can be hard to deal wit if it black,very strong as african
God forbid say d spiritual husband na from warri

Pastor:loose in jesus name

Black spirit :na so you be guy,you think say u fit purshoe me for my house,my property again see mata

Pastor leave her by thuder by fire,operation fire for fire.


Black spirit :see this small pikin o,when you start dis workhuhhuhhuh??if u nor take time if we leave her me and my brothers go enter you now now,better choose now

Pastor :leave what belong to ceaser to ceaser nd to god to god.the spirit is will but d flesh is weak.let d spirits be...........(Before you know pastor don mark race)

Black spirit: idiot u nor fit purshoe me for my hux after she don eat. All me money kill me die.........your left yansh


Dry. Joke I know
na better joke jor e nor dry. cheesy
PoliticsRe: Is Muhammadu Buhari The Right Choice? by Swiftboy(m): 12:50pm On Dec 23, 2014
We share the same view...I think if not for Boko Haram and Crude oil wahala,GEJ's administration is not the worst in the history of the nation. Look me in the eyeball and I'll tell you without blinking that I dont trust GMB at all. Yes GEJ too have his flaws...if am gona vote GMB,I have to be sure am not making a mistake cos it'll be sad to be decieved over and over again. I think after 2015 election,there will be great revolution.
RomanceRe: How To Seduce A Man by Swiftboy(m): 12:33pm On Dec 23, 2014
Hahahaha Its a pleasure to be seduced...if the girl is hot oh. If you're ugly and trying to seduce me,you're on your own oh.
RomanceRe: She Broke Up When I Told Her No Sex Before Marriage by Swiftboy(m): 2:57am On Dec 23, 2014
There's nothing like Male Virgin...they're better refer to as Celibate! Truth is he's tasted orgasms already throughout his teenage years. Sex or not,a guy must ejaculate so there's nothing like a male virgin.
MzNelly:
Male virgins? huh Huh? Rare gem you are.
FamilyRe: “I've Got 28Yrs Of Virginity To Pour Into One Woman”–Gaisebaba Shares Love Story by Swiftboy(m): 1:52pm On Dec 09, 2014
The guy's guitar is not sounding properly...If you wanna buy guitar,buy the good ones! Well....Happy married life to the two love birds!
TV/MoviesRe: Naruto Information by Swiftboy(m): 1:10pm On Dec 09, 2014
Finally the Naruto Un-animated movie trailer is out! Awesoem!!! grin
Have a laugh grin grin grin

Enjoy;;;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEo2ipzypTQ
RomanceRe: 8 Things You Should Never Do To Your Husband by Swiftboy(m): 7:28am On Dec 05, 2014
Mprex:
chelsea fans are wife beatersshocked shocked

single ladies, i hope you are rreading this sad
my dear dont mind that idiota...he's jealous cos we Chelsea and fans are the best in Europe. We dont beat women,we make em support Chelsea by showing them the beautiful blue colours. grin
Technology MarketRe: Biggest Laptop Deal Ever!!!!! by Swiftboy(op): 7:05pm On Nov 30, 2014
if you say am a scam...I have proof that am not! If you insist am a scam...show me proof that I am! angry
zizazizu:
SCAM!!!!!!!!
SCAM!!!!!!!!
SCAM!!!!!!!!
SCAM!!!!!!!!
SCAM!!!!!!!!
SCAM!!!!!!!!
SCAM!!!!!!!!
SCAM!!!!!!!!

Technology MarketI Have Proves...i Need Someone To Chop This Awoof Laptop! by Swiftboy(op): 8:42pm On Nov 29, 2014
I want someone daring enough to pay an installment fee for this ASUS laptop...please am begging you! Inbox me and I will forward my winning notification to you! Am Swiftboy for God sake,I cant scam you! Jeesss!
SPECX
2G ram
250 disk space
2.5 Ghz
Thats the pix right down...the seller is cool enough!
Its first come first served! grin

Technology MarketRe: Biggest Laptop Deal Ever!!!!! by Swiftboy(op): 4:34pm On Nov 29, 2014
zizazizu:
SCAM!!!!!!!!
SCAM!!!!!!!!
SCAM!!!!!!!!
SCAM!!!!!!!!
SCAM!!!!!!!!
SCAM!!!!!!!!
SCAM!!!!!!!!
SCAM!!!!!!!!
well am not a scam! I have proves! grin
Technology MarketRe: Learn How To Start Mini Importation in Nigeria with as low as N4,000. See Proofs by Swiftboy(m): 11:51pm On Nov 28, 2014
importexpert:
you are welcome bro. Stay glued to the thread. For the main time do not let the current pricing stop you from importing.
importexpert as you no call me to rescue me we're officially e-fighting each other. Help a bro now. I called you last night you no even call back...there's God oh. angry
Technology MarketRe: Learn How To Start Mini Importation in Nigeria with as low as N4,000. See Proofs by Swiftboy(m): 11:47pm On Nov 28, 2014
Am Lucky! I won an auction thanks to Importexpert's ebook park.Now am willing to sell it at a give away price. Its a clean ASUS laptop with 2G ram and 250G hard drive capacity. Its fast with 2.5 GHZ come chop awoof! Am not selling it at 60k no,not 50k,not 40k...but just 35k chikini money.lol mail me and I'll tell you the details. If you like doubt,na you sabi. I can show you prove if you're serious. Bye everyone! grin
Forum GamesRe: ~<<The Last Person To Post In This Thread Wins>>~ by Swiftboy(m): 11:40pm On Nov 28, 2014
Who wants an ASUS laptop Owner? Inbox me now to know more. Be serious,have the cash,get the laptop.

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