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CelebritiesRe: Olamide's Story For The Gods: A Nigerian Song Recommending Rape? by Swiftboy(m): 6:02pm On Nov 28, 2014
Bruzmoney lol you get time oh...no be today e don tey way artist been dey sing trash expecially Olamide. Weldone jARE it shows you care about the lyrics of songs! you are a desent guy!
TV/MoviesRe: Naruto Information by Swiftboy(m): 5:54pm On Nov 28, 2014
Who needs Laptop here...inbox me so we can strike a deal! grin
Technology MarketBiggest Laptop Deal Ever!!!!! by Swiftboy(op):
Yeah that's right I got fortunate enough to get the system at a cool price and right now am cash strafe hence the need to dispose it off! Come chop awoff, the first of its kind....Selling it for chikinni money of 35,500 naira risk free. And again you will have to inbox me to get the terms and condition sha! If you are interested you must send the cash today...thats right...as soon as possible grin
I present to you ASUS Laptop

2Gig Ram
250 disk space
2.5GHZ
Its in perfect condition and I guarantee you will not regret buying. Now Inbox me so I can tell you the details.

Technology MarketRe: Learn How To Start Mini Importation in Nigeria with as low as N4,000. See Proofs by Swiftboy(m): 10:30pm On Nov 26, 2014
importexpert:
ok i will call you as soon as possible. thanks
Thank you so much,I'll be expecting your call.
Music/RadioRe: 'My Darlin' Video By Tiwa Savage Ft "Grandma Savage" by Swiftboy(m): 5:25pm On Nov 26, 2014
Awesome video! I enjoyed every bit of it....Tiwa Salvage is sweet! grin
I will wife the first lady that will sing for me like that! grin
Technology MarketRe: Learn How To Start Mini Importation in Nigeria with as low as N4,000. See Proofs by Swiftboy(m): 4:16pm On Nov 26, 2014
Sweet! Am still tracking my orders....another thing is I might need to talk to you about a deal please call me as soon as you see this!
importexpert:
good morning brother. You are highly welcome back. We missed you. How is everything?
grin
RomanceRe: Disadvantages Of Being Nice To Women.. by Swiftboy(m): 1:31am On Nov 26, 2014
sammy042:
1.They may take emotional,moral,physical or financial advantages of you in a daily life because you are being nice and do not have the heart to say NO.
2.They will start taking you for granted thinking "oh he's too nice,he won't say anything.Mr nice guy.
3.You may always be the one to bow down out of arguments simply because you habituated to being nice.
4.They will soon start finding you boring.
5.if you are just too nice to your partner all the time,you may find yourself doing all the work..
6.Being too nice may make you the victim of practical jokes because you will not be expected to retaliate.
7.You stop being yourself.
8.you will start living according to their expectation.friend-zone.
9.you rarely say no to request.mugu,maga etc
10.95 percent of nigerian ladies don't date mr nice guy.



Excess of anything is too bad,it's good to be nice but not uber-nice...i don't knw how true this statement is"Nice guy finish last"....be Real
The simple reason is that they are wuss! A wussy behaviour is not attractive at all....Females hate it to the bone cos such fellow is fake! angry
Technology MarketRe: Learn How To Start Mini Importation in Nigeria with as low as N4,000. See Proofs by Swiftboy(m): 10:51pm On Nov 25, 2014
Hello everyone...did you miss pappi? grin
am back tho!
CelebritiesRe: Genevieve Nnaji Vs Toke Makinwa: Who Rocked The Casual Look? by Swiftboy(m): 10:50pm On Nov 25, 2014
adaobi123:
Both of them look nice actually smiley
Hello Adaobi grin
BusinessRe: Hausa Ajami/Arabic Inscriptions Removed From New N100 Note by Swiftboy(m): 1:18am On Nov 18, 2014
maclatunji:
I laugh because such comments are not motivated by careful thought but primordial sentiments that can only get you so far before they backfire.
and what make you think yours is not base on that same sentiment? I even think its not fair for the minority tribe to have the 3 major languages on the note ...our official language is enough. We cant put religion and ethnic sentiment ahead of our unity.
BusinessRe: Hausa Ajami/Arabic Inscriptions Removed From New N100 Note by Swiftboy(m): 1:16am On Nov 18, 2014
maclatunji:
I laugh because such comments are not motivated by careful thought but primordial sentiments that can only get you so far before they backfire.
and what make you think yours is not base on that sentiment? I even think its not fair for the minority tribe to have the 3 major languages on the note ...our official language is enough. We cant put religion and ethnic sentiment ahead of our unity.
Nairaland GeneralRe: ** by Swiftboy(m): 4:56am On Nov 17, 2014
Jbluv55:
Swiftboy, MuhdG and JeffreyJamez, we don dey start the parry o. grin
I dey miss plenty things I guess! grin will be back soon!
Forum GamesRe: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Swiftboy(m): 5:33pm On Nov 12, 2014
Jbluv55:
Baba o, we get small birthday parry this evening o winkgrin.
hen hen? tell me about it! I chics go dey? I only attend party with beautiful ladies! grin
CareerRe: The Nigerian Engineer And The Oil/Gas Career Mentality by Swiftboy(m): 4:02pm On Nov 12, 2014
You'll need to bookmark their website...they'll update you on how to do that.
Kentheking:
please how can i apply to the oil and gas company for my one year industrial training
Forum GamesRe: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Swiftboy(m): 4:00pm On Nov 12, 2014
Jbluv55:
Baba we dey push am o, God dey provide cool.
halleluyah
Forum GamesRe: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Swiftboy(m): 11:50am On Nov 12, 2014
Jbluv55:
No problem baba, its highly understood coolwink.

Hope tinz dey move sha smiley.
well we thank Baba God...hope say you dey enjoy?
Forum GamesRe: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Swiftboy(m): 11:50am On Nov 12, 2014
Jbluv55:
No problem baba, its highly understood coolwink.

Hope tinz dey move sha smiley.
well we thank Baba God.
CareerRe: The Nigerian Engineer And The Oil/Gas Career Mentality by Swiftboy(m): 11:48am On Nov 12, 2014
Tiimmy:
The discussion isn't about chemical engineers being referred to as Process Engineers. Its about Chemical Engineers being referred to as Production engineers. And i disagreed with you, saying Production Engineering was closer to Mechanical Engineering than Chemical Engineering.

But then again I can sense there is no convincing you on this subject matter.

I rest my case sir....
production is different from Process. Now I get it. grin
Forum GamesRe: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Swiftboy(m): 11:45am On Nov 12, 2014
Jbluv55:
My wonderful people,



I hereby implore you fun-loving friends and family members to please follow the link below and vote Rozzay as Miss NL. She was bold enough to run for the position and with your help has made it to the final round.

Please help finish what you started by going to the thread and simply type "I VOTE FOR ROZZAY". Please do this by 6pm if you get to see this before/by then.

www.nairaland.com/1986755/miss-nairaland-december-2014-contest/43

God bless you all as you do this smiley.
I'll be back to be frequent online soon. I've been too busy to be true. grin
Technology MarketRe: Learn How To Start Mini Importation in Nigeria with as low as N4,000. See Proofs by Swiftboy(m): 6:32am On Nov 12, 2014
importexpert:
your questions are highly welcome
hello ImportSensei...no forget me oh! grin
Did you see the text I sent to you yesterday?
Technology MarketRe: Learn How To Start Mini Importation in Nigeria with as low as N4,000. See Proofs by Swiftboy(m): 6:29am On Nov 12, 2014
Hope you guys did not miss 11/11 sales? Hahaha My #4,980 will fetch me the following:
=>3 packaged luxury female wrist watches in retail box{this alone has covered the expensis}
=>2 set of mini Mp3 players.
=>1 harmonica in leather pack
=>2 male wrist watches in boxes.
Am making 18k at least...with this I can say christmas pocket money done show. As an independent guy you know. grin
WANNa be an import guru like me? Buy your epack from importexpert now. grin
RomanceRe: Miss Nairaland December 2014 Contest - Final Elimination Round (semi Finals) by Swiftboy(m): 5:29am On Nov 09, 2014
Idowuogbo:
She seems lan so ni? You be omo boy na.... ja e re si levels na... if you put these face on top album, u sef know you go sell pass pasuma.Look at this babe na.... omo da tan! This is what we call fori fori mehn.... ketchup lomo grin
Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeesu mogbe! omolodun toyi? Haa Bado omoyi sey ri moyan oh. I must meet her. well shey owa intelligent nan? wink
RomanceRe: Miss Nairaland December 2014 Contest - Final Elimination Round (semi Finals) by Swiftboy(m): 9:55pm On Nov 07, 2014
wow Thats cool! She seem to be cool....hmmmm noted. Waiting on Idowuogbo (Badooosky) let me in on her candidate! cool
Jbluv55:
Torh!!! I hereby present to you

<<|BYOOOTIFUL ROZZAY|>>

Rozzay is proudly Nigerian from the Southern part of Nigeria; Ogwashi-uku in Delta state to be precise. She is in her mid twenties. She has a BSc. (Hons) in Computer Science from the Lagos State University (LASU). Rozzay enjoys doing a lot things but her favorite pastimes include singing, dancing, writing short stories, making new friends, preparing meals and adventure seeking.

"Being me is different! I am down to earth, Versatile and a believer in equity and justice. My watch word is the fairness to all parties involved in every situation at all points in time. I also have a fun spontaneous streak." She says, in response to why she is different. Rozzay gets attracted to non-pretentious characters. She prefers the blunt truths to sugared lies. "Kindness, forgiving heart, humor and Godliness are also qualities I get attracted to."

www.nairaland.com/attachments/1834708_img20141104wa0006_jpeg73e091c11edddfe627675f8f72cd3b0f

Her role model is her mum. "I have a "Super Mum"!. I strive to be like her everyday. She is a paragon of fairness and equity." Beans pudding a.k.a. Moi-moi is her favorite food especially whennaccompanied with custard.

www.nairaland.com/attachments/1840757_rozzay1_jpeg8477a40f1445e1549e89861af7eadf71

What are Rozzay's goals? She says, "I strive to be a person of value. I try as much as possible to impart value in the life of anybody i meet. My long term goal is to be remembered as a fulfilled wife, mother and most importantly woman. Everyday, I inch forward to my goals. As Diana Scharf Hunt once said, “Goals are dreams with deadlines.”

www.nairaland.com/attachments/1840758_rozzay3_jpegff0a127f899c37987e5c93347213d429

"Nairaland is a melting pot for diverse ethnic, cultural, religious personalities. We all deserve a detribalized person for Miss Nairaland. I
hail from the south, I was bred in the west, the east and the north are places i have been to regularly. I deserve to be crowned also because a lot of friends here on Nairaland believe in me, they knew I could do it and i cannot fail the trust and support vested on me. I'm confident, beautiful, brilliant, dedicated, responsible and lively. As Miss Nairaland, I will try as much as possible to make us shed our
differences and use our common grounds as a stepping pad for a bigger, better and more prosperous Nairaland!"

www.nairaland.com/attachments/1840759_rozzay4_jpegbf42ef5139a1088e0c619b1cbb34cc15

Vote Contestant Number 4, Rozzay as the next Miss Nairaland
RomanceRe: Miss Nairaland December 2014 Contest - Final Elimination Round (semi Finals) by Swiftboy(m): 9:35pm On Nov 07, 2014
Jbluv55:
Baba e foro le jare. Wen woman(Idowuogbo) waka go na padi(Jbluv) go remain o cheesycheesytongue.
Toh I guess you guys have to give me the chance to make my choice by properly presenting them to me....so I can make the best choice! wink
RomanceRe: Miss Nairaland December 2014 Contest - Final Elimination Round (semi Finals) by Swiftboy(m): 9:13pm On Nov 07, 2014
Jbluv55:
Badosky cheesycheesy. E fi Swiftboy le fun mi o.

#TeamRozzay
lol JB you know I dont do guy right? #punintended grin
RomanceRe: Miss Nairaland December 2014 Contest - Final Elimination Round (semi Finals) by Swiftboy(m): 8:43pm On Nov 07, 2014
wlol you don dey fight ontop my matter now Badoosky....oya now I dey wait for your touching soon!lo grin
Idowuogbo:
Swiftboy,no gree ooo... u gats remain loyal to my regime. If bado no talk am no do am o....i will get in touch soonest. grin
TV/MoviesRe: Naruto Information by Swiftboy(m): 8:13pm On Nov 07, 2014
He is using a Mac what do you expect? grin
Baddestguyp:
who else noticed Naruto using laptop grin
TV/MoviesRe: Naruto Information by Swiftboy(m): 8:11pm On Nov 07, 2014
pickabeau1:
Why do u think it shouldn't end
simple question....I love the excitement of catching up with release!
CareerRe: The Nigerian Engineer And The Oil/Gas Career Mentality by Swiftboy(m): 6:02pm On Nov 07, 2014
Chemical Engineers are also known as process Engineers please google. Infact, Manufacturing of any goods and services are splitted into two Process and Unit Operation. Process involves Chemical reactions while Unit operations involves taking advantage of physical properties to produce goods or materials. You cant convince me from what am sure of. Except if production engineering is different from process engineering. Kajiko?
Tiimmy:
First off, I hope this discussion isn't a "Mechanical Engineer vs Chemical Engineer" argument. I wouldn't want to get into that kind of argument/discussion cos in most industries, no particular discipline is "stand-alone". Every discipline is just one vital part of a "whole" system.

That being said, I think you are misunderstanding my point. Let me give an illustration; if a graduate fresh off secondary school decides to study "Production Engineering", he would in actual fact be taking same courses with his Mechanical Engineering counterpart in another university. Check online for course outlines for "Production Engineering" and compare with that of "Mechanical Engineering".

Some schools refer to their Mechanical dept. as "Mechanical & Production" department (ill be amazed if you ever find a Chemical & Production department).

Secondly "Control & Automation" (usually referred to Instrumentation & Controls) is a post majorly occupied by Electrical Engineering graduates.

Please don't get confused with English translations of Engineering terminologies.

I can write a whole article with respect to the functions of a Mechanical and a Process Engineer in the oil and gas industry; and it will differ greatly with the stuffs you listed. It will be based on what I get to see on a daily basis.
CareerRe: The Nigerian Engineer And The Oil/Gas Career Mentality by Swiftboy(m): 3:58pm On Nov 07, 2014
Tiimmy:
@bolded, I disagree with you. Chemical Engineering is not the same as Production Engineering. Production Engineering is more of Mechanical Engineering than Chemical Engineering. As a matter of fact some Unis call their Mech. depts "Mechanical & Production Engineering".

Also Mechanical Engineers do not only fabricate plants equipment!!! The internet is a really great place to learn.
What do Chemical Engineers Do?

It would take too long to list all the products that are impacted by chemical engineers, but knowing what industries employ them may help you comprehend the scope of their work.

Chemical engineers work in manufacturing, pharmaceuticals, healthcare, design and construction, pulp and paper, petrochemicals, food processing, specialty chemicals, microelectronics, electronic and advanced materials, polymers, business services, biotechnology, and environmental health and safety industries, among others.
Don't make the mistake of thinking that chemical engineers only “make things,” though. Their expertise is also applied in the areas of law, education, publishing, finance, and medicine, as well as in many other fields that require technical training.
http://www.aiche.org/community/students/career-resources-k-12-students-parents/what-do-chemical-engineers-do

COMPARED TO

What Does a Mechanical Engineer Do?

Mechanical engineers are typically involved with the generation, distribution, and use of energy; the processing of materials; the control and automation of manufacturing systems; the design and development of machines; and the solutions to environmental problems.
Mechanical engineers work on teams responsible for developing a wide range of products and systems including, for example, space shuttle vehicles, aircraft of all sizes and shapes, automobiles, turbines, pumps, power plants, and factories.
http://www.me.iastate.edu/jobs/what-does-a-mechanical-engineer-do/
Now tell me which one of them is directly involves in production or processes? let me break it down....these two work hand in hand but Chemical Engineer must always be around plants and monitor process/unit operation to make sure things run smothly base on his knowledge of Chemistry,maths, physics,and other applied sciences. A mech Engineer is about the planning(plant design which cant be done without the ChemENG),fabricate and do maintenance work when need be.But a chem eng on the other hand must be on ground 24/7 at the plant to manage it.Please read about the two oh.Am A chem Eng by the way,bulk of our works rarely involve fabrication,in fact we dont do workshop much.The Mechs does that.We research deeper on processes and productions,they dont do much in that aspect except if its on their machine .I did not really mean Mech Eng are not involves in production....they do infact they are there anywhere there is a machine but the Chemical Engineers are also known as process Engineer.Thanks cool
TV/MoviesRe: Naruto Information by Swiftboy(m): 7:14am On Nov 07, 2014
Who's with me? I dont really want Naruto to end at all! sad

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