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Romance › Re: Guys Only Check In. by Swiftboy(m): 6:39pm On Oct 04, 2014
Yes why not! grin grin grin so far she wont be a feminist at it! She must respect me as her man otherwise wahala wink
prettythicksme:
Guys can you marry a lady who is more educated and richer than you??
Romance › How To Loose A Girl - A Dangerous Idea... by Swiftboy(op): 6:36pm On Oct 04, 2014
Now THIS sounds like an interesting topic, doesn't it?

angry angry angry angry cryWhy would you want to know how to LOSE a girl?

Well, I'm going to propose a DANGEROUS IDEA.

I'm going to suggest that you are probably already an EXPERT in LOSING a girl.

You might even be a "natural" at it.

Most guys are.

But the PROBLEM is that most guys don't UNDERSTAND why they're so good at LOSING women.

In other words, they walk through the world screwing up one situation after another, and never realize JUST HOW GOOD they are at being BAD with women.

And they don't realize that just by changing a few key things they could change their level of success DRAMATICALLY.

One great way to increase your success in life is to start REALIZING what you're doing. Once you actually understand what you're doing and the results you're triggering, you can CHANGE.

So open your mind. Listen up. TYPICAL THINGS MEN DO

As you've probably heard me say about a million times, MEN ARE PREDICTABLE.

In fact, we're PAINFULLY predictable. We all do basically the same things when we get into common situations with women...and we don't even realize it.

I call this the "Originality Paradox." In our desire to be "original" and "unique," we guys tend to do the SAME THINGS! Said differently, while you're doing something that seems thoughtful and original, the attractive woman on the other end is thinking, "He's just like all the other guys."

Ouch. So why is being predictable so bad? Look at this formula: Predictable = BORING. Boring = NO EMOTIONS. No Emotions = NO ATTRACTION. No Attraction = NO GETTIN' SHIZZY WITH THA NIZZY!

One of the VERY BEST ways to lose a girl is to be PREDICTABLE. Another huge mistake men make is GIVING AWAY OUR POWER to women.

I'm not going to go into it, but the reality is that women are NOT attracted to WEAK men. And I'm not talking about muscles here.

Here are a few examples of how we guys act PREDICTABLE, give away our power, and make about 147 other huge mistakes with women we've just met:

1) Call Her All The Time
If you like someone, it's logical that you're going to want to let them know, right?

Well, only if you like the idea of coming across like a total Jack-Wuss. I just made that up, by the way. Combination of Jackass and Wuss. Not sure if I like it, but I'm going to go with it.

Where was I? Yeah, calling her all the time. Calling all the time is usually triggered by INSECURITY and NEEDINESS. It sounds like a good idea, but it almost NEVER is.

This is a great way to lose a girl before you even have her. We might even call this one "Have Prevention."

2) Offer To Take Her Somewhere "Nice"
What do most guys do when they meet a girl that they "really" like?

Well, they call her up, and they get into a boring conversation about schools and families and jobs and 100 other painfully boring things... and when they finally realize that they've been on the phone for an hour, they realize that they'd better do SOMETHING soon...because she's starting to talk about having to go wash her dog...

So what do they do? They think to themselves, "Self, you'd better get up some nerve and ask her out. Hey! Self! I have a GREAT idea. Ask her to go out with you to a REALLY NICE place. She'll be far more likely to want to do that, and besides, then she'll know that you REALLY like her...."

And what does this REALLY communicate? Right, right. That you have the confidence to just ask her to spend time with you for NO REASON other than the fact that you want to...and that you must not be WORTH spending time with - without some kind of "meal incentive."

Meal Incentive...lol...I crack myself up. Well, this is one more example of something that "sounds good" in the moment, but is BAD BAD BAD for business.

3) Do "Thoughtful" Things From The Beginning
What's better than a nice, thoughtful guy showing up at the door with flowers and candy for the first date?

Well, to quote an old Saturday Night Live episode, "Throwing an entire box of thumb tacks on the floor, and rolling around in them naked."

Or maybe taking one of those...you know... SERRATED KNIVES...yeah, that's it...and putting it between your big toe and second toe and slicing back and forth really fast...and then pouring... you know...HOT SAUCE...yeah, that's it...on the wound!

I hate it when that happens!

But we men do this kind of thing all the time...because it sure sounds good in the moment.

By the way, don't try the thumb tack thing or the hot sauce thing UNLESS you're considering purchasing flowers and candy to bring to a first date. In that case, please take these measures to prevent yourself from acting on the uncontrollable urges.

If you come on too strong, you appear just like every other predictable Wussboy who has ever tried to make himself look better by giving gifts and food and favors in exchange for attention and approval.

4) Tell Her How You "Feel" About Her Early On
This might be one of my favorites. I'm starting to think that we guys must come stock with a mechanism that actually compels us to open our BIG FAT MOUTHS and screw things up with only the BEST women.

I'll call this the "Feeling Confessor" mechanism. It is triggered by strong feelings of attraction and emotion toward an unusually attractive woman.

I've talked to A LOT of attractive women in my life. And they all have one similar experience to share...

For some UNKNOWN and UNGODLY reason, men just seem to LOVE telling SUPER HOT women how they FEEL within the first couple of dates.

As you might realize, I get a lot of emails from guys...

And one of the common emails I get goes a little something like this:

"David, I met this unbelievably hot girl...she's smart, interesting, successful...everything seemed to be going well...so I decided to tell her how I felt...and for some reason she said that she needs some "space" and some "time to be alone"...I don't get it...."

Again, when you do this you're making all kinds of huge mistakes...and basically doing everything you can do to LOSE her.

5) Keep Telling Her How You Feel When She Needs Space
And as if the last example wasn't painful enough, most guys usually like to use this final "nail in the coffin" technique as well...

Here's the situation:

You've met a girl you really like. Maybe you've gone out with her a few times. Doesn't matter.

You do all the things you can think of to SCREW IT UP, and you finally succeed.

You prove to her that you just don't get it, and you don't know how to handle a woman like her.

So she says, "I need some space" or "I need some time to myself."

And what do most guys do? Of course. They KEEP telling her how they feel. And they do it in 100 annoying ways. The thought that most guys have is, "If she only understood how I REALLY FELT ABOUT HER, then she would LOVE ME."

It's painful just typing the words. So there you have it. Part of the magic formula for losing a girl fast. Interesting, isn't it?

But there's a much DEEPER message here. The message is this: If you don't understand the process of how to make women feel ATTRACTION for you, including the things to AVOID doing, then you're not going to have success.

Not knowing the rules of a game makes it very difficult (or impossible) to win.

And, unfortunately, we guys have a HUGE disadvantage when it comes to women and dating...

We have emotional responses to situations that take over our "thinking," and makes us do all the wrong things.

We usually sabotage OURSELVES. grin grin grin grin grin grin
Comment here.
Source: http://www.bubblews.com/news/8479846-how-to-loose-a-girl-a-dangerous-idea
Technology Market › Re: Learn How To Start Mini Importation in Nigeria with as low as N4,000. See Proofs by Swiftboy(m): 11:18pm On Oct 01, 2014
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Romance › Re: 6 Reasons Bald Men Are Better Boyfriends by Swiftboy(m): 11:59am On Sep 28, 2014
AfricanApple: I didn't know that though until that guy mentioned it and I was like oh!
I know most guys with bald head don't keep their hair at all lest anyone see the baldness

if course the wig changed his looks but seriously it was better than the clean cut.
besides he has money to take care of d head, how many of the guys on street does their bare head shines like that
I disagree with you...he once have plenty hair when younger but not he's more handsome. With the wig,he only looks funny.There're guys who are better off with clean skin cut because of the shape of their head. I mean you cant expect someone with wide head to do skin cut,its got to be with oval head shape. Look at Joe,Fat Joe,D Rock,Ja Rule,2Face,2Shots and others...they have similar head shape Oval to round face.so yes skin cut enhances their looks.they're younger in looks with the hair cut.
Romance › Re: 6 Reasons Bald Men Are Better Boyfriends by Swiftboy(m): 11:29am On Sep 28, 2014
AfricanApple: nahhhhhh, his bald head has nothing to do with his good looks.

did u watch the video he did with that old man?....cracking my brain to remember d name of the song but I've totally forget.... where at d initial stage he was wearing wig, wow!!!!!!! he was looking so damn good, couldn't be compared with his bare head
The reason for that could be because the wig changed his look,his young looks happen to be his asset which is connected to the skin cut...we all know he shave his head cos he's bald.
Romance › Re: 6 Reasons Bald Men Are Better Boyfriends by Swiftboy(m): 5:35am On Sep 28, 2014
AfricanApple: u think they fall for him cos of his baldness? my god! d dude's handsome and u know what?..... he's got change... wealth
well and you dont think his bare head enhanced his looks? Tubaba looks better than when he was keeping his hair.I can count more and more bald celebrities that are really hot like Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson,Samuel L Jackson and Swiftboy.lol #TEAMbald grin
Romance › Re: I Want To Be Wooed By A Lady Again! by Swiftboy(op): 5:04pm On Sep 26, 2014
philantoxx: hahaha...u no want dulling at all
whats my name? So I dont dull.
Romance › Re: I Want To Be Wooed By A Lady Again! by Swiftboy(op): 7:50am On Sep 26, 2014
philantoxx: be careful wat u wish for...if wowo gals woo u ehnnn
na only fine girl I want.lol
Romance › Re: I Want To Be Wooed By A Lady Again! by Swiftboy(op): 6:52pm On Sep 25, 2014
Guys stay away from this thread...am only for the ladies! Common 14 years no be small matter oh! I dey warn una angry
Romance › Re: I Want To Be Wooed By A Lady Again! by Swiftboy(op): 6:50pm On Sep 25, 2014
peziz: Swiftboy "you know I love you right? " huh tongue
yummy...oya tell me more! shey you wan be my maga? cool
Romance › Re: I Want To Be Wooed By A Lady Again! by Swiftboy(op): 5:34pm On Sep 25, 2014
cephaswizzy: Go to www.wooingonceinabluemoon.com
shhhh quiet! olodo! angry angry
Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Swiftboy(m): 5:32pm On Sep 25, 2014
Jbluv55: Hehehe cheesycheesygrin. How are you sire? Tis bin a while, how paroles?
parole dey go JB to sure! grin
wey the babe you promised? angry
Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Swiftboy(m): 5:15pm On Sep 25, 2014
Jbluv55: And its the end of week 5 for EPL with Chelsea still topping the table with 13 points cool while other big teams except for Arsenal and Man City refused to add more points grin

Congrats to all Chelsea fans smiley. Today's Results and updated table below cool


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UP Chelsea! even our team B no dey carry last! grin
That Oscar's goal na eleleh
Romance › Re: I Want To Be Wooed By A Lady Again! by Swiftboy(op): 5:09pm On Sep 25, 2014
naijaboiy: There is a wooing competition coming up...

Wait for it undecided
For real? How do I register? undecided
Romance › Re: I Want To Be Wooed By A Lady Again! by Swiftboy(op): 4:57pm On Sep 25, 2014
edozie04: OYO
yearns the post is for the ladies dude or do you want me to call the cops for you!lol
Romance › I Want To Be Wooed By A Lady Again! by Swiftboy(op): 4:51pm On Sep 25, 2014
LOL Okay it was in my secondary school days,I met a lady...beautiful,nice and all. I got the shock of my life when she said "you know I love you right?" I was like common you are not serious! Well I blushed a little...guessed thats how it feels to wooed and right now I pose a challenge to any pretty damsel out there that will win me over! Just know that you must be funny,nice and drop dead gorgeous otherwise OYO! grin grin grin LOL
Technology Market › Re: ##ORDER LAPTOPS,PHONES,TABLETS,CLOTHES FRM USA,UK,GERMANY& DUBAI TO NIGERIA by Swiftboy(m): 10:25am On Sep 21, 2014
justi4jesu: Well i cant see what you have uploaded.
Lemme try again.lol

Technology Market › Re: ##ORDER LAPTOPS,PHONES,TABLETS,CLOTHES FRM USA,UK,GERMANY& DUBAI TO NIGERIA by Swiftboy(m): 9:24am On Sep 21, 2014
justi4jesu: Supplier said he can customize but minimum quantity is from 300 pieces and above and also there will be an increase in price.
Am talking about something like this...with the logo and caption of my clients cos its based on contract. Again how much would you ship them at that MOQ?

Technology Market › Re: ##ORDER LAPTOPS,PHONES,TABLETS,CLOTHES FRM USA,UK,GERMANY& DUBAI TO NIGERIA by Swiftboy(m): 4:08am On Sep 21, 2014
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can the supplier also make customize flash-drive handbands at that price? Like 100pieces?
Technology Market › Re: ##ORDER LAPTOPS,PHONES,TABLETS,CLOTHES FRM USA,UK,GERMANY& DUBAI TO NIGERIA by Swiftboy(m): 9:05pm On Sep 19, 2014
justi4jesu: #11,000 to lagos.
ok I guess I'll just work into a reputable store cos your shipping fee is too high justi or can I ship it with other items since the weight is not too much? grin
Technology Market › Re: ##ORDER LAPTOPS,PHONES,TABLETS,CLOTHES FRM USA,UK,GERMANY& DUBAI TO NIGERIA by Swiftboy(m): 9:16am On Sep 19, 2014
Technology Market › Re: Learn How To Start Mini Importation in Nigeria with as low as N4,000. See Proofs by Swiftboy(m): 3:19pm On Sep 17, 2014
yemi2plus: If you still want the order, I think you should allow the seller send another, but if no, you need to open a dispute to get back your money since the item is on transit.
Hello Yemi! How's everything?
Technology Market › Re: Learn How To Start Mini Importation in Nigeria with as low as N4,000. See Proofs by Swiftboy(m): 3:18pm On Sep 17, 2014
importexpert: hi bro. everything is fine. hope you are doing good?
Thank you soo much for your listening ear when I called you today.
Christianity Etc › Re: Atheist Must Swear To God -- Or Leave US Air Force by Swiftboy(m): 11:25am On Sep 14, 2014
MizMyColi:
What exactly makes him worst, his being a human being or an apatheist? undecided
He's not the worst...the apatheist idea is what am finding hard to believe...dont judge me just yet.
Christianity Etc › Re: Atheist Must Swear To God -- Or Leave US Air Force by Swiftboy(m): 11:23am On Sep 14, 2014
logicboy01: Guy, take your ignorance and anti atheist bigotry elsewhere.
am not ignorant,neighter the names you called me...am just mocking the Atheism and Apatheist idea. grin
Christianity Etc › Re: Atheist Must Swear To God -- Or Leave US Air Force by Swiftboy(m): 10:44am On Sep 14, 2014
Apatheist: https://natskep.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/bald-2d.jpg
https://natskep.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/bill-maher-atheism-sex-1b.png


Read the article.
www.gpo.gov/fdsys/pkg/USCODE-2011-title10/html/USCODE-2011-title10-subtitleA-partII-chap31-sec502.htm

You don't have to swear an oath in a court of law.
http://atheism.about.com/od/ideasforatheistactivism/a/AffirmSwear.htm
I reason with you...what I said was the ought will be used against whoever swore it should he go against it. Taking a part of the ought away will leave the swearing in complete.
Christianity Etc › Re: Atheist Must Swear To God -- Or Leave US Air Force by Swiftboy(m): 10:38am On Sep 14, 2014
MizMyColi:
He's not an Atheist
He's an Apatheist tongue
worst than I thought! I saw it did not believe it...to be an Atheist is believable.lol
Christianity Etc › Re: Atheist Must Swear To God -- Or Leave US Air Force by Swiftboy(m): 9:32am On Sep 14, 2014
Apatheist: Not me, Jesus:
Luke 6:31 New International Version (NIV)
"Do to others as you would have them do to you."

If you were to swear to Allah or lose your job, would you find it "offensive"?
If you were to swear to Sango, Amadioha or lose your job?
And your Atheism is not a religion right? So they should make a new rule because you dont believe in God? An ought to God is what will hold against you in the court of law,why boycot it cos 'you dont believe in God'? You atheists are more religious than I thought.lol
Christianity Etc › Re: The Scientific Facts: The Biblical Evidence by Swiftboy(m): 2:20am On Sep 14, 2014
grin

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