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PhonesRe: Lovely Text Messages by swiftycool(m): 12:36pm On Apr 12, 2007
Thats it muyeskin, thanx for takin off the pix
i was only tryin 2 be realistic cos its a forum not a gallery
ayhow sha mah baad sorry bout the comments,
friends? wink
PoliticsRe: Chris Okotie (Fresh Party) For President In 2007? by swiftycool(m): 9:23am On Apr 12, 2007
Okotie or Pat are d best choices for this country, they are detrabalised and not BIAFRA conscious
it's time we let these new guys with genuine plans RUN things, not those who loot our wealth
over and over again and still aim for more even with the use of puppets this tym.
And mind u Okotie is one of the greatest Philantrophists in Nigeria, he doesnt have to be noisy about it
like other politicians.

VOTE WISELY for your future
PhonesRe: Lovely Text Messages by swiftycool(m): 8:34am On Apr 12, 2007
there's really no harm keeping ur pic in your profile for pple 2 see
but on d chart page tongue
NEGRO pleaze angry
or are u contesting 4 d elections?
PhonesRe: Lovely Text Messages by swiftycool(m): 8:28am On Apr 12, 2007
@muyeskin  huh
Men we've seen u, now please take it OFF!
Ure makin dis shit boring angry

@ cutienik quit lying 2 d dude will yah tongue
FamilyRe: Is It Love For A Man To Give Up His Surname For His Wife's? by swiftycool(m): 8:16am On Apr 12, 2007
@Ndipe
Ndipe:
It is not sick,@swiftycool, but an abberation from our culture for a man to take on his wife's last name.
Like i know some highly placed Political Bigwig, a man going by the sur-name "EKAETTE" which means in literal direct translation "FATHER'S MOTHER" or "GRAND MOTHER" and You say dat aint Sick, i wonder what can be for a better word SIcKKer!  tongue huh tongue
imagine how his kids would survive the turture in school for such a dumb mistake all in d name of LOVE
PoliticsRe: Pat Utomi For President In 2007? by swiftycool(m): 4:09pm On Apr 11, 2007
@ d6mild

i just read your article and browsed your pages and all i can say is

WELL SAID, but may i ask you a few questions?

I mentioned sometime that i and over 400 staff of a certain construction company here in Nigeria, happen to have been registered as voters
about a month or two ago on our construction site which is quite far away from the main town.
However i sensed something funny about the whole excercise

1. We were all registered as civil servants, a fact that was hidden from most people apart from union exco members

2. Our ages and other particulars were considerd irelevant, i guess the rest was filled from their own imaginations.

3. Tilll today a week to the election, the officers are yet to return, or bring our voters cards to us as promised, knowing that being very busy we would not be chanced to seek them out.

Also im sure you have heard of the scandal of certain cheif tains of a strong /popular party keeping quite a number of registration materials in their homes.

Now my questions,
1. From your expertise what do you suggest is happening to our voters cards till now?
2. Why were they not interested in filling out our actual particulars?
3. Why Do the Chieftains keep those materials, how did they get them? since INEC is supposedto be an unbiased, "INDEPENDENT" commission

Unfortunately, this strongest party controls the state we're working & has most of the workers union exco members in check. My company being an European firm is loyal to the party giving it big contracts. The Coy pays over 15,000 Nigerians, 80% of which are semi/ illiterate labourers who do as they are told for their own sake. there are many other coys like that in Nigeria today mind you. with your level of intelligence im sure you catch my point.*

with all these said, i think u guys should do more case studies on how pple rig the elections, or force the Govt on others even b4 it's started, i just wonder how u gonna do that from LONDON. Its deeper than u think.
I really wish Pat could win but i can see somthing "as usual" comming up.
FamilyRe: Is It Love For A Man To Give Up His Surname For His Wife's? by swiftycool(m): 2:53pm On Apr 10, 2007
I think is the sickest thing to be done, tongue
advisable for wussies
FamilyRe: Help: I'm Married But In Love With Another Woman by swiftycool(m): 2:46pm On Apr 10, 2007
Hey Man Listen!! when u are married ,unknowingly, mistakenly, arranged,or >: by agreement whatever the shit YOU ARE PLAYED OUT, go drop your Jersey

HELL!! why dont these crazy ass chicks leave a married man alone? Theres like a million unmarried guys ready for peeps lyk them, Yet they want go and seduce those already binded by the institution of marriage, cos u know u have somethin his wifey dont have? u better be careful Let GOD not send THUNDER to fire your black asses.

NA WAH O!! angry
FamilyRe: Just Before Your Wedding, Your Husband Tells You He's Impotent by swiftycool(m): 2:13pm On Apr 10, 2007
Well i guess u guys ought to have checked first b4 dat day,

the guy is even nice to let u know just b4 the D-day

We all say lets kip it till we re married

No wonder lots of girls marry good lookin gays, and Enochs
Tehehehe cheesy
, c'mon baby gets rockin b4 u roll
RomanceRe: Birthday Gifts For Your Girlfriend? by swiftycool(m): 11:20am On Apr 10, 2007
Give her a bonquet of beautiful flowers, jasmin, Tulips or roses
with a cute small card en a love message
written in italian or fench bt with a translation
if she's sophisticated she'll get the message!

Well i dont expect em to, if She's The average Nigerian chick
or is an imature wannabe
She'll see Birthdays as opportunities for Property acquisition
So go ahead and buy her d whole town
i assure u , u are paying for something,, and make sure uget loads of it worth the price u paid  wink

Really Guys Its not in the gift , but in the purpose behind the gifts
if she doesnt get it, then she's after somethin else
True DaT  cool
RomanceRe: Birthday Gifts For Your Girlfriend? by swiftycool(m): 11:19am On Apr 10, 2007
Give her a bonquet of beautiful flowers, jasmin, Tulips or roses
with a cute small card en a love message
written in italian or fench bt with a translation
if she's sophisticated she'll get the message!

Well i dont expect em to, if She's The average Nigerian chick
or is an imature wannabe
She'll see Birthdays as opportunities for Property acquisition
So go ahead and buy her d whole town
i assure u , u are paying for something,, and make sure uget loads of it worth the price u paid wink

Really Guys Its not in the gift , but in the purpose behind the gifts
if she doesnt get it, then she's after somethin else
True DaT cool
PoliticsRe: Pat Utomi For President In 2007? by swiftycool(m): 10:09am On Apr 10, 2007
"E be like Say, dem wan to tell us another story again oooooooooo!!!"

Yeah, dat was Tu Face being real,

what im commin at is d fact dat we keep lying 2 ourselves

Phony Politicians lie for our votes,

But we lie to Real Good Breed Politicians to keep a good face

im not goin to pretend i dont know that

Most people on dis forum dont even have voters cards not to talk of voting

yet they want PAT UTOMI for president.

i'd have loved the guy to be but for the fraudulent ass peeps who registered use

and ran away with our voters card till today

im sure i have a witness in dah house

Sorry to say this theyv'e got us by the Balls again

This election has already bin rigged, since the registration

so it doesnt matter if he's ur dad, uncle , friends bros dad and shit

or if hess damn good.
"E be lyk say Dem want to Dance Galala na de new Dance again ooooooo."
PhonesRe: Lovely Text Messages by swiftycool(m): 8:57am On Apr 10, 2007
Check dis out i just got dis text from a crazy ass chick o'er d weekend
Made me laff crazy, annoying but i cant delete it yet
goes lyk dis

If u recieve dis text, u owe me a HUG,
If u Read dis text u owe me a KISS,
If u delete dis text u owe me a Bleep!!
now go ahead i dare u to delete IT
PhonesRe: Lovely Text Messages by swiftycool(m): 2:30pm On Apr 05, 2007
WE WILL NOW UPGRADE YOUR BRAIN,
SEARCHING,
SEARCHING,
SEARCHING!!,
STILL SEARCHING!!,
undecided
huh
shocked
SORRY,, [b][/b]NO BRAIN !!!
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