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TravelRe: Betta Are Criminals by swiftycool(m): 12:47pm On Aug 15, 2007
SO SAD, i feel u, but word of advice never pay fees directly to any Nigerian or Nigerian based agent. Make sure u pay directly to the school that offers u admission instead.
My elder bros and about 4 of my friends went thru BETTA, but when it came to paying the deposits they did the transactions directly with the School which issues the reciept in your name.
Betta might really have the links to Uk schools, but i'd say dont trust Nigerian agents with ur money they can barely trust themselves.
TravelHelpline For Ur New Uk Student Visa Application! by swiftycool(op): 10:55am On Aug 15, 2007
Hi everyone!
Recently i got a disturbing news about too many nigerians being denied UK student's visas, despite the authenticity of their intentions, this could be so painful and in some cases makes some people not want to go on.

This thread is created to encourage aspiring AUTHENTIC student visa applicants to make the move and prevent those silly mistakes that have caused many their dreams of studying abroad. Questions and answers are expected over salient points to be considered in filling up the new VF forms and student Questionaires, documentations money matters, correspondence etc.

Please if you have been issued a study visa, lets hear your experience, if u are an AUTHENTIC consultant lets get to know u, IF YOU can help a brother or sister out do it here. No back door processes are welcomed here pls.

Lets give our Naija graduates a second chance of getting a real internationally valued education, a rudiment for Nation building .
TravelHelpline For Ur New Uk Student Visa Application! by swiftycool(op): 10:54am On Aug 15, 2007
Hi everyone!
Recently i got a disturbing news about too many nigerians being denied UK student's visas, despite the authenticity of their intentions, this could be so painful and in some cases makes some people not want to go on.

This thread is created to encourage aspiring AUTHENTIC student visa applicants to make the move and prevent those silly mistakes that have caused many their dreams of studying abroad. Questions and answers are expected over salient points to be considered in filling up the new VF forms and student Questionaires, documentations money matters, correspondence etc.

Please if you have been issued a study visa, lets hear your experience, if u are an AUTHENTIC consultant lets get to know u, IF YOU can help a brother or sister out do it here. No back door processes are welcomed here pls.

Lets give our Naija graduates a second chance of getting a real internationally valued education, a rudiment for Nation building .
TravelRe: Visa Application Length! by swiftycool(m): 10:12am On Aug 15, 2007
@ senetee
Congrats on your brothers success, and to all the others im waiting to read the same from u
lets know when u pull thru.
But if anything goes wrong which i doubt, lets know about it so we can help out (authentic cases only) ok?
cheers
TravelRe: Application For Uk Student Visa. by swiftycool(m): 9:40am On Aug 15, 2007
timx:
I'm really confused now!. I submitted my documents for a student visa on the 3rd of august at the vfs office. The problem is that i only got to submit the photocopies of my credentials. All other douments were originals . The reason being that i required them for series of upcoming tests and interviews. I did not want to hold back because of time constraint and i certainly did not want to put all my "eggs in one basket". If i end up getting a credible job i don't mind staying back but if not id want to go for my masters. i just want to spread my options. I'd really like to know the probability of my getting a visa.
Submitting photocopies of your credentials was not the wisest thing to do, cos it makes it more difficult for visa officials to verify its authenticity. Also we all know that most Nigerian Universities have no unline verification links for awarded degrees or other qualifications issued by them, hence the normal verification process might take time and in some cases might be impossible.
Nonetheless, Visa officials are not really as sadistic as percieved by most people. They understand the fact that u dont want to risk losing originals, hence your actions so, they can let it pass after proper scrutiny (i believe they have experts for this). Besides they also realise d fact that Fakers are less likely to submit photocopies, instead they submit "fake originals".
i believe if all your other docs. were intact and authentic, you stand a good chance, it might only take some time.
Good luck
RomanceRe: My Fiance Dumped Me, Now He Wants Me Back by swiftycool(m): 5:49pm On Aug 14, 2007
jones77:
lets not crucify this guy here,, did she ( the girl ) tell us why he dumped her? maybe it wasnt really his fault or wetin una think?
Heres the only person who seems to be looking on both sides of the coin
This aint no Nigerian movie. And mind u, ur fiancee wont just take off your pictures and pack out your clothes for no reason, except perhaps u were engaged to a RETARD

Baby girl, i believe there is something u r not telling us about your side of the brunt. i get a lot of girls talkin shit like, i didnt do anythig o, he just left me for some chick and every body then shouts cruscify him, without settling for the real facts, talk about jungle justice!

Some of us here are not that dumb, im sure if the guy were to post out his side of the story we will equally have some follow the crowd people on his side telling him not to go back to a person like you.

Unfortunately some of us are not as intelligent or as educated as to understand the process of psychological /deductive reasoning, so we just answer based on our emotional minds over a one sided story. [b]In real life except na juju, u don’t break up a church arranged Engagement just cos u find new pussy.[/b]Honeygirl, im not out to castigate or judge u, but I’ll like you to think over it again, Are u sure u are blameless in the whole scuttle which he maybe later decided to forgive?
Are u truely in love with ur new guy, or u are just out to revenge? If u satisfy urself  positively  good for u, but if u lie to urself it will all come down on u one day and Nairalanders wont be there. I uderstand ur pain, but you need to understand that the most inhuman things on Earth are done by we Humans.
Have a beautiful life and Good luck
RomanceRe: Want Her Out Of My Life Cos She Lies by swiftycool(m): 5:40pm On Aug 14, 2007
Hmm, they are mostly like that bros
and what other lies has she told lately
EducationRe: TOP PIORITY by swiftycool(m): 12:50pm On Aug 14, 2007
yazid:
please some body help me out on how to join the secret cult NOW
Na wah o.
Small pikin no sabi albino him dey call am oyinbo, you wan be hard man i think?
just 19 and look @ your priorities, You think its a jolly good ride all the way shey?
maybe you know not the stories of forgone terrors, im not one o
But If you want to get really schooled pm me on my mail and ill give u kolanut
And if this was a joke better dont take it beyond this point. its funny enuff!

Take Care
RomanceRe: How To Tell If A Girl Likes You by swiftycool(m): 5:47pm On Aug 13, 2007
She talks so much about you when u are not around but pretends about it when u r
Your name seems to be popular amongst her friends
She tries very much to laugh even when you know ur jokes are drier than the sun
She calls your number and drops immidiately u pick
She seems to be always passing by and suddenly bumps into u
She gets so self concious whenever u are around
She seems to be more quiet whenever u r around even though shes a chatterbox in the midst of her friends
She notices easily when you are not in a good mood
RomanceRe: I Snatched Someone's Boyfriend: Now He Has Gone Back by swiftycool(m): 5:12pm On Aug 10, 2007
Uhhhhhh sorry better luck next time
Try snatching anothers, olojukokoro
tongue
RomanceRe: Why Do White Girls Like Black Guys So Much by swiftycool(m): 4:27pm On Aug 10, 2007
@ Topic
Cos we gat JOHNSONS this big**
c'mon girls use your imagination wink
TravelRe: Visa Application Length! by swiftycool(m): 1:44pm On Aug 10, 2007
Yeah go do your thang men!
and remember to drop your contact 4 me thru mail
whenever u enter Jand o.
So we can connect and maybe sit & dicuss someday on issues over mid-day TEA  grin
For yonder. Stay cool
TravelRe: Visa Application Length! by swiftycool(m): 1:00pm On Aug 10, 2007
Hi Globin whats up howz the preparatn
for your interview?
Hope you are mor comported now.
TravelRe: Visa Application Length! by swiftycool(m): 8:13am On Aug 10, 2007
lovesaint:
WELL I THINK THERE ARE OTHER OPTIONS SINCE You WANT TO KNOW I ARRANGE SOUTH AFRICAN PASPORTS GENUINE AND NO UPFRONT PAYMENT.THE PASSPORT IS VISA FREE TO 96 COUNTRIES.IF YOU ARE INERESTED CALL ME OR EMAIL ME TO ARRANGE WEN YOU CAN COME TO OUR OFFICE IN LAGOS.IT TAKES TWO WEEKS AND IS ALMOST 200,000 NAIRA.WELL IF YOU WANT MORE INFORMATION E-MAIL you can add me to your messenger so we can chat
cynthia_wyss@yahoo.com,0803715907
Na wah for u oh!
you are based in Ukraine, have a Nigerian MTN number and an office in Lagos
yet you can arrange  GENUINE SA visa free passports in 2 weeks for 200k in Naira
if i required an Ukraine passport/ Visa, can you do that too?  undecided

Honey girl, What else is genuine about you  huh
RomanceRe: Is It Safe To Tell A Man "I Love You"? by swiftycool(m): 5:47pm On Aug 08, 2007
@ Godsgirl

Now you're talkin , u see why those words could come out true, and get a negative reply, or none at all.
if u love me and i know our love aint possible.  Its best i stop u b4 u start planting a mighty foundation
and dedicate all your life towards it.

if i let her on and make her wait, i know i'll become the standard 4 any other of her relationships and she just might not be able to love again , cos she's got me in mind. right? huh   im not wrong  undecided
PoliticsRe: Lagos Girls Versus Governor Fashola by swiftycool(m): 5:31pm On Aug 08, 2007
Talk about judicious allocation
of taxpayers hard earned money
Hissssssss**
PoliticsRe: Lagos Girls Versus Governor Fashola by swiftycool(m): 5:29pm On Aug 08, 2007
Some of these new Governors seem really daft o
imagine the priority of that one chasing girls about cos he cant control his hard on
anyway he's still better than the mumu they elected in Akwa ibom state
Do u believe he intends to buldoze the existing newly renovated Governors lodge
to give way for a new building where he will stay as Gov.
For now he resides in the le'meridian Hotel, Stupid stupid @#$$%%$#^*!!  angry
PhonesRe: Lovely Text Messages by swiftycool(m): 5:07pm On Aug 08, 2007
I love u like NEPA love to take light
I love u like police love to collect twenty naira
I love u like our Government loves to owe teacher
I love u like Conductor love passanger
I love u like Government people love to theif money
I love u like millitants love to kidnap oyinbo
I love u like yahoo boys love to job mugu
I love u like Nigerians love to rush free things
I love u like Ibo man love to make money
I love u like Yoruba man love to go owambe
I love u like Hausa man love to pursue Nama
I love u seriously my fellow Nairalanders,  Have a nyce day grin  grin
PhonesRe: Lovely Text Messages by swiftycool(m): 2:23pm On Aug 08, 2007
Honey, youve been with me thru d bad times
you were there when i lost my job  cry
there when my car got wrecked        sad
there when my business crumbled    undecided
Honey,,     embarassed    i think u r BAD luck   angry
FashionRe: Which Is Better Heavy Or Light Make-up? by swiftycool(m): 12:49pm On Aug 08, 2007
@ poster

Now seriously , Did u actually honestly think anyone
would have admitted they'd prefer Heavy make up?
Even the chicks that paint up looking like Birthday Clowns like one i know
believe they are wearing light make up  tongue
and keep adding to dis thread saying light makeup is gud 4 me  kiss
Bull*** what xactly is light make-up?
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Got Pregnant For Her Ex-Boyfriend by swiftycool(m): 12:41pm On Aug 08, 2007
grin grin grin HaHAHAHA!
Name the child EX-hibit
TravelRe: 20,000 Nigerians Denied British Visa by swiftycool(m): 10:25am On Aug 08, 2007
simply_me:
of course - u want them to open their borders to everyone? imagine 20,000 students from each country all over the world getting to study in the UK in one year.
Mind u the larger the number of genuine and focused students they are able to admit into their country , the better for them
They have come to realise the fact that the immigration of more graduates into the country has been one of the major economic boosters for them and many other nations are begining to realise this and follow suit.
Why do u think they are giving all international Uk graduates a year to get employement in the uk after studies and probably get a permanent job which will aid in nation building. Check out scotland offering graduates 2 year work without needing a permit after graduation.

While Naija communities are kidnapping expatriates, discouraging investors, giving jobs by ethnicity/ connections and fighting their brothers over natural resources to be used for selfish gains, The developed counties have seen the stuff in our professional graduates and are actually braindraining the nation of its finest, because our nation seems not to know their worth.
So i tell you if they can discover even 30,000 authentic Students applying for study visas they are willing to give them all entry clearances.
RomanceRe: Is It Safe To Tell A Man "I Love You"? by swiftycool(m): 5:38pm On Aug 07, 2007
@ Seun001
im verry positive of the fact that she is not in the know about my leaving
and besides does it make sense to claim u are in love with a guy just because he's about to leave the country
i mean do girls do that?
Because nothing can make me change my mind , cos my fees are paid up, tickets booked and all dat
TravelRe: 20,000 Nigerians Denied British Visa by swiftycool(m): 4:58pm On Aug 07, 2007
The writer has no plight from what ive read. He is a british citizen
My deductions are simply that most Nigerians who applied for Visas are denied because of any of these

1. They were not well prepared b4 application submission
2. Were not genuine in their visa application intentions
3. Did not meet up the required standards of the Uk Visa they applied 4

it only cautions u to be well prepared to do what u have to do if u are genuine, unfortunately so many Nigerians
are fraudulent sorry to say, so the'll keep getting denied.
The high commision i believe is really doing a honestly good job without fear or favour
RomanceRe: Guys, What Kind Of Girl do You Respect? by swiftycool(m): 4:27pm On Aug 07, 2007
An intelligent educated lady, with a career, who doesnt always need me to survive or handle every serious situations
A lady whose the Big madam at work, but my baby @ home, a lady whos neat, can cook and is very loving/caring for her own family, mine and ours
A lady whos faithful, commands not demands respect outside, but is hot  wink when with me and the lights are out!
Thats mah dream Queen  grin
i know shes out there somewhere
RomanceRe: Is It Safe To Tell A Man "I Love You"? by swiftycool(m): 4:03pm On Aug 07, 2007
@ Topic
IT MIGHT NOT BE SAFE
I got a text from a girl last night who had been a casual friend of mine confessing that she had fallen in love with me since three months ago when we first met and just had to let it out now. i was shocked! it was just  then i remembered this thread again. The problem now is ill be leaving the country next in 2 weeks  for school  in UK and wont come back to nAIJA for a long time. this she doesnt know yet
Though i realised i seemed to have mutual feelings i couldnt admit it anymore, cos ill be building emmotions and heartful burdens when i leave
so i decided not to make her know my heart, because i dont see it working due to distance. i want to go start my life anew

Now i understand why some guys may not be able to reply those words in  the affirmitive. Do u think i did wrong?
TravelRe: Application For Uk Student Visa. by swiftycool(m): 3:00pm On Aug 07, 2007
Ldales:
Hi, i got admission into university of manchester, and i have all my documents complete, and my sister in the uk is my sponsor.
I would be including my own payslips, bank statement, and letter from my office.

I havent applied for my visa yet, though i intend doing so later this week.

I would like to know how long it usually takes, and also my chances.

There is a column in the visa application for that asks about how much is with you for this trip, can someone tell me what to write there. smiley
How soon is your commencement date @ manchsater? if september or october then apply as soon as you can
As per your sponsors her statement of acct. residence utility bills, employers letter etc may be necessary, if yours cannot cater for the course

As per the amount available for your trip, state the ammount in pounds required for studies and living expenses
all together this might fall between E14k to E15k check the actual from ur prospectus.
The Visa officials just want to be sure u know what u are getting involved in thats why they are asking.
NB: i hope u have an unconditional admission offer or acceptance letter
Gud luck!
TravelRe: Visa Application Length! by swiftycool(m): 2:40pm On Aug 07, 2007
most of u called 4 interviews will be issued , trust me  wink

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