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HEEEY peoples, Habba the guy just needs a friend now? i tot he shoulda been cool withc'all now
Yet u make him feel that bad, Men na wah o. Dont let him work 2 hard now, aint that why most
of us are on dis syte?

@ 2muchmoney
Hahaha na wah 4 u o. but no Long thang i fancy the sense of Humour but afterwards
u 4 try cool up to d Hommie now, he's being as open as possible.

@ Dezobo whats up in Cali now, "Adodie, idem fo", suprised?    ive been there done that,
Pity cant be your friend cos i dont meet ur criteria, , i mean IM NOT NICE, cheers anyway and good luck on ur friend hunt.
with permission i might call

If u are really d picture IN SNL's PROFILE my bad! ill say U need help.
Infact, ill jump into your river okay?!! Satisfied? Besides this thread is boring anyway
Recomend it for the insecure, some of us feel really good bout ourselves ok.
And please dont expect me to feel bad bout your comments, or appologise, i never will and as u might have noticed
IM not NICEEEE      

@ Somze

How long did u stay with the chick?
Was she another guys Chick? Did He know?
Did u ever see her naked?
ARE U GAY?!!!

Men self control or not, junior down there is the most indisciplined and embarssing bad ass
and he controls ur mind, so guys dont even try it even the greatest might fall.

If We decided that the copycat syndrome is our way of life in Naija arts
Then why dont we go along with it the entire length
i mean 
USA  HoLLy[b]WOOD[/b]
INDIA          Bolly WOOD,
Naija      NOLLY[b]WOOD[/b]
u catch my drift , So if they dont ban Lara Croft 4 husband snatching
or J-Lo for abandoning the set in a fit of anger
Copy that too and leave poor INI alone 4 being an irresponsible ho.

@ Brown Eyes/ Topic

Honey girl this is the best analysis of this kinda stuff ive ever read in a lon tym
i and a couple a guys actually checked it out and it really fits their scenarios perfectly
Im impressed with ur analysis its TRUE. My two Hands up for u mam!

if a lady woos me? Ill fall flat, pancakes wont even come near as flat
IM SOO CHEAP. HAHAHAHAHAH
But Most aint got the Gutts to

Aduks:
@swiftycool
What exactly is the meaning of this? why not create your thread for people to read instead of punishing your finger in typing here? If u chose to contribute why not read through wise posting before u jump in to what u don't know. For your information the pics in there is me, okay? if you're not happy with it go and jump in to Ogunpa river.

@ Aduks
Well if truely the picture in GNL's, or is it SNL's profile is yours, then u guys need to teach me how that works. And besides those breasts are surely bogus to me, it cant even convince the dumbest. Well i think you just jumped into answering a question that was not directed to u. Any way it happens a lot thats what we use during aptitude tests to cut off a number of not-too-brights. let me give u a hint, READ AGAIN or get an INTERPRETER.
Besides i'd love to visit that river, ogu, ,  whatever,  is it in your village? and take a dive will u come along?

Some chicks are real bad ass pests, Theres a chick i took out for lunch once
We got real friendly and cool 2gether, despite her initial hard to get facade
She suceeded in drawing a line of no relationship just friends shit, and i sadly obliged broken hearted after some months of pestering
we saw weekly 4 a while, just platonic shit, but she later started becoming demanding, jelouse and shit
Which really pissed me off as i had resigned to my fate as JUST a FRIEND.
Recently she's been sending hot luv texts and acusing me of not replying in d same vein or calling me unromantic and all that
And coincidentally referd to me as not being straightfoward  in our relationship!
Seeing this thread i can imagine many other scenarios. Now tell me who do u think is being straightfoward?

Men are lousy cheats, cos they really aint good @ d game and they come back feeling guilty and maybe confess

Mind u playas are not cheats they are into a  who catch easy fools that want to believe every lie they hear even when its obvious.
They aint even in luv so cant be accused of cheating. A playa aint ur guy u know, he's no one's

But WOMEN! LAAHKULI!! Theyv'e mastered d game that u can't even catch dem, they'll swear and fight to deny the fact
what do u expect  we all know Practice Has made em perfect

There r two sets of peeps not taking things serious here
its so easy for those off Nigerian shores not  to take this stuff serious
Anyway i dont blame you  this is about NIGERIANS who havn't lost the way HOME
And as for those who cannot, or believe they might never be able  to  one day
afford a plane ticket, how i weep 4 u
I lost 2 nephews and a niece to this once
So i feel what its about , i only hope we're not praying about
your bro, sis, dad, mom, cousins, nieces, nephews or even YOU!
WORD of ADvice Take It Serious

oatgold20:
5.9feet
sexxy
Honest and crazy sense of humour
I like a swimmer's bod
Witty and open-minded
Good nails, good kisser,
Down-to-earth and a man's man.
has a conscience
very understandabl.

That is Wole for you.0805-362-8332
0806-064-3758

Mind U Wole is a copper,
BUT  By Nigerian standards  im sorry to say dis
He's BROKE,
except being able to pay aint part of it
Now, honies please be honest, what about dah money
Be real and stop talkin nice shit, we know whacha want

So nothing satisfies a woman in this world.
[quote][/quote]Tru Word!!!

if you cant afford a chick, then don't sweat it!!
Better be hoppind the guy is Gay or an ENAUCH
cos if my chick was staying with a guy, even a pastor
He'll deffinately have seen all that makes her special and worth waiting for
Dats if he has'nt even waxed that ass yet
i promise u one day she'll cry up to u when guilty enough and say
OH honey, it just Happened, i feel so bad blablabla,  Bull shit!

OK now HOLD UP
I think its high time we move away from this Thread
Cos all i see is some Insecure, attention seeking tight ass chicks
@ GNL
c'mon girl that aint u, i bet u r not even that cute and besides there are softwares that can give a better
more convincing picture of the woman u chose

@Aduks
Ok, Ok, You are fine, fine picture, we've noticed you
you are not Bad lookin, now lets do something interesting

@ Topic
If there are any real orobo chicks out there , lets share your problems
and not all these notice me lying @#$%#@@!!!

MEEEEN!!

Since it's confirmed yr chick is unfaithful,
Do this, Break off the relationship and be "chickless" for a while,
Then Revisit Old issues, in say couple a months
Then if the sissy is still into d adventure shit,
c'mon playa WAX that ass on a neutral level
After all you aint down with the sis no More
Then Scram   

@ Topic
Ive been thinking after my last post, You guys still have a chance to step away
without much stress now, Talk to him about ur feelings, it might hurt first but he'll get over it soon
But be sure it's what u really want, he'll get another, i asure u.
U CAN IMMAGINE HOW LOVEY-DOVEY THIS COUPLE WERE TILL THEY DEGENERATED TO THIS

Check the link Below


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6tLGTY-e9A

moondust:
sometimes i wonder why someone would want to look like a chopstick to feel good about themselves. I personally like Ladies with a lotta flesh on em, u know with manCHESTer and ASSnal well intact. u feel me fellas?

yeah thats what am talkin bout, true word Hommie
any other witness?

It's strange what people do in our churches these days
During service one last week, a guy lit up his cigrette and started puffing
IN CHURCH!!!
I was so shocked i almost dropped my bottle of Beer!

To all Chicks
Grab your guys tight when u still have him
and if u dont wanna Let him go quick
We all know
GIRL run like busses you can catch a new one every 15 minutes

@ Topic
YESS!!!

speaking for a good number of guys, i'd say i prefer my chick with some flesh
Hmmm i take that back, i loove chicks with a lotta flesh.
i think im tired of seeing skinny ass bitches on d walk
Give em sexxy plump chicks a chance too,
Some of us really like this

Men R like wine,  the older they get the better they are
Women are like flowers the older they get,  the less attractive they are
Aint you proud to be a Man,  i am!

All i get from what most chicks be saying is that when a guy showers so much attention and really shows u he's in luv or gets really committed, He starts to get boring. But he was mighty attractive when he was still a real playa right. Most girls dont know what they want and dont know what they got till its gone. No wonder Playas get girls dying in dozens while the nice guy is left all lonely.

lyk Jigga said:
Just imagine me deciding to give my heart to a woman!
Not for nothing, ll never happen, ill be 4ever marking!
im a love-vendor in every fashion! i got no passion! i got no paitience and i hate waiting
So  b@#%h bring your ass her and lets rii-ii-ii-ii- ide
To dudes in love if it aint working with ur shorty, c'mon get ur play on, she'll start luvin up again

Put your left hand over your right shoulder
Then your right hand over your left shoulder
Close your eyes and squeeze
Now thats a Big Hug from me to you
Cos i care, imiss u lots!

@ Jesu Seun
Thanx 4 d revelation you've shared
its suprising someone i know also had the same dream 2ce yesterday
It has been said that a time will come when our young men & women will Dream dreams and see visions
it takes boldness to reveal it for the guideance of the ''spiritually blind''
It will be averted in Jesus name,
Please let more people know about it so they can pray along in agreement
Only those previously affected b4 can understand what it means
You've done well my brother
God Bless