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 Romance › Re: I Love My Girlfriend But I'm Tired And Not Sexually Moved By Her Anymore. . by switdil(f): 10:21am On Jul 31, 2013 |
Its sooooooo good to be a nairalander!!! So many things to learn. 2 Likes |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Arrested For Convincing Followers To Give Him Oral S-x Because His P-nis by switdil(f): 10:12am On Jul 31, 2013 |
Omo!!! C wholly spirit as e dey flow yafunyafun, shaper guy.e no wan carry stds n co and he no wan giv em belle But wait o I think sey na only naija dey follo follo pastors order lyk dat o, so em fit jonz oyibo lyk dat?? Ok o |
| Health › Re: 13.47-Pound Baby Born In Germany Without C-section by switdil(f): 1:38am On Jul 31, 2013 |
It is the lord's doing n its mervelous in our sight. 4 Likes |
| Nairaland General › Re: 18+ Only-protesters Pose For Pope Against Abortion. by switdil(f): 1:33am On Jul 31, 2013 |
Pope don fall, jesus wept!!! |
| Politics › Re: Fashola: Nigeria's President(pics) by switdil(f): 1:22am On Jul 31, 2013 |
DivideUs: Amen amen amen amen amen amen amen amen amen amen amen amenhehehheheh. Una relate  This ur amem get as e be o, lyk if e happen u go get share for the goody bag abi |
| Properties › Re: Will This Luxury Flats Crash Surulere's Overhiked Prices? PICS ˡᶤᶬᶤᵗᵉᵈ ᵉᵈᶤᵗᶤᵒᶰ by switdil(f): 1:19am On Jul 31, 2013 |
Even if na true , pple go don. Pack enter before we get there na. Na lagos we dey o remember |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Why Do Most Christains Not Read Their Bible Again by switdil(f): 1:16am On Jul 31, 2013 |
Satan is really doing his own assignment. He is keeping pple away from reading Gods word cus dats where d truth lies n he doesn't want u n I to know d truth. Pls let's pray n ask God for back up (strenght) to read his word cus we need it to complete our own assignment. |
| Nairaland General › Re: What's Life??? What's Your Take About Life? by switdil(f): 1:07am On Jul 31, 2013 |
Life is timed, make every secs meanifull cus u don't even know what beholds d next second. Life is fun, enjoy while its last!!! Life is promising, go get d gift Life sucks, feed it till its full Life is full of ups n downs, declear ur ways unto God. 1 Like |
| Music/Radio › Re: Please What Is The Meaning Of This!!!!! by switdil(f): 12:52am On Jul 31, 2013 |
Its means dat u can sing , dance, rap. And even smoke weed join but u no go fit be lyk terry G. If e no be panadol,e no go ever be lyk panadol. |
| Romance › Re: Tired!!! by switdil(f): 12:46am On Jul 31, 2013 |
@ op, this is same thing as suicide. The state of getting urself hurt by all means. ABSOLUTE MADNEss. Pls tell ur mom or anybody close to u to pray 4 u. |
| Romance › Re: Tired!!! by switdil(f): 12:45am On Jul 31, 2013 |
@ op, this is same thing as suicide. The state of getting urself hurt by all means. ABSOLUTE MADNEss |
| Foreign Affairs › Re: Student Jailed Without Food And Water Wins $4.1m Payout From Government by switdil(f): 12:39am On Jul 31, 2013 |
At first I think sey dis news happen for naija, I for fear cus our popo no dey allow u call ur lawyer not to sey charge u to court unless u don kill. But wait o, d guy lost 15pounds in 5days |
| Christianity Etc › Re: How To Attract Divine Presence by switdil(f): 12:26am On Jul 31, 2013 |
Dear GoD. Pls give me the strenght to SEEK u diligently everyday of my life cus ur presence brings peace . I really need ur presence, m nothing without u. 1 Like |
| Christianity Etc › Re: How To Attract Divine Presence by switdil(f): 12:19am On Jul 31, 2013 |
Dear GoD. Pls give me the strenght to SOUGHT u everyday of my life. I really need ur presence, m nothing without u. 1 Like |
| Politics › Re: Sambo: Nigerians Will Soon Produce An Aircraft by switdil(f): 9:07pm On Jul 30, 2013 |
Who go enter dat kain plane Make senators,chairmen, president even councilors. First launch it |
| Celebrities › Re: Beauty Of The Day: Miss ladapo Busayo AKA 'Dynamite' {PHOTOS} by switdil(f): 2:45pm On Jul 30, 2013 |
IvyBlue: She is pretty but that food is a lot for one person lol 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: Why Guys Don't Like Good Girls by switdil(f): 10:19am On Jul 30, 2013 |
donlawrenzo: Hmmm, this your list is partly true and partly false. Dating a bad girl for a casual relationship I say yes to it but when it comes to marriage my dear na good gal o. I need the best mum for my kids not some hot headed girlwhen u date a bad gal for a casual realtionship?? My guy u be boy but d moment u startd thinking of having a good gal to be d mother of ur children?? Dats when d man in u speaks. It takes a real man to be a father. 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: He Mistakenly Raped His Own Mother by switdil(f): 10:06am On Jul 30, 2013 |
D guy wan follow where e tak come dis world go bak.na wa o |
| Romance › Re: What Would You Do If This Guys Raped Your Wife PICS.. by switdil(f): 9:58am On Jul 30, 2013 |
I go carry mysef enter village go meet baba for MAGUN!!! Ko ni DURO!! |
| Crime › Re: Driver Molests 15-year-old Housemaid, Blames The Devil! by switdil(f): 10:32am On Jul 29, 2013 |
A devoted devil!! D girl gave consenT n u com do.what if she no be human bein? Sey na ghost or mamiwota? Na so ur dick go send u go hell Better repent n mak I no hear sey u call yasef a devoted christian. |
| Romance › Re: World's Youngest Fathers.(pics) by switdil(f): 11:41pm On Jul 28, 2013 |
Blame it on pornography |
| Foreign Affairs › Re: Chinese Toddler Dies After Parking Space Row. by switdil(f): 10:58pm On Jul 28, 2013 |
:oMadness in its full form. R I p to the child. |
| Romance › Re: Pick-up Lines That Work On Nigerian Girls. by switdil(f): 10:33pm On Jul 28, 2013 |
Una. No well sir, una think sey na all get tym for dat because one person dey am no mean sey na everybody dey do am. Fyn, momey matters but its not always bout how much u v got but how much love. Let's learn n stop ridiculing our ladies. |
| Nairaland General › Re: A Must Read For Every Single Soul In Nigeria That Uses Recharge Cards by switdil(f): 9:46pm On Jul 28, 2013 |
Naija n brain, y em no kukuma dey use dis kain brain better pple lyf,y Nd em popo go dey do nonsense investigations dey detain innocent pple cos o money. God go judge |
| Celebrities › Re: My Whole Body Is My Selling Point-nollywood Actress Temitope Osoba by switdil(f): 12:24am On Jul 28, 2013 |
blink182: She has identified her selling point. Oya pass the goody bagzzzzzznothing dey for the goody bag o, she don distribute goody wey dey goody bag finish |
| Celebrities › Re: Yvonne Nelson Finds Love Again, Now Dating Singer Dammy Krane by switdil(f): 12:19am On Jul 28, 2013 |
She never learn o, small tym she go begin hala again sey he break her hrt n com begin expose emsef. Mtcheew I no envy dis kain lyf I beg |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Mystery As Bible Is Left Untouched After Car Explodes Into Flames In Abuja by switdil(f): 12:02am On Jul 28, 2013 |
Its is word of God remember  I so much trust God when it comes to his word. 1 Like |
| Nairaland General › Re: 'vampire Cemetery' Found In Poland by switdil(f): 11:32pm On Jul 27, 2013 |
Na lie vampire no dey die jor |
| Health › Re: The Boy Who Sees Without Eyes by switdil(f): 11:16pm On Jul 27, 2013 |
Lizzylobito: hmmmmmmmm....freak!ambiguity of word!!! Be simple n specific. 1 Like |
