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RomanceRe: Groom Utters Name Of Ex During Wedding Vows. by switdil(f): 10:24pm On Aug 14, 2013
I beg wait o
He dey too nervous come mention d ex name
Y he no mention another name apart from d ex namehuh
Y he no mention him mama namehuh

For that
Na red card o

N if to sey na d real wedding gown be dis, I support make d guy over nervous
FashionRe: Eniola Badmus' New Look by switdil(f): 8:27pm On Aug 14, 2013
grin cheesy grin
grin grin grin grin
grin grin grin grin grin

Commenthuh
Make I laugh finish I beg
Science/TechnologyRe: Blue-eyed Boy Can Read And See In The Dark by switdil(f): 11:15pm On Aug 13, 2013
China product noni
WebmastersRe: Do Nigerians Use Google To Test Internet Speed Rather Than Search? by switdil(f): 4:12pm On Aug 12, 2013
For my own phone o, na nairaland follow by google
Christianity EtcRe: Why Are There Many Needy Brethren In The Church Despite The Tithe by switdil(f): 1:30am On Aug 12, 2013
The ans is cus we all lack d spirit of love
Even d so called men of God

C God commanded everyone to bring tithes n offerings to his house so that there may be food not only for d pastors but for those who r in need. These days is d other way round cos most of em pastors want ride latest cars(greed)

N d reason y d poor were askd to give their last penny was just to test their faith.
God dosent need d money for anything, he just want to c if we can give somthing out of d nothing to him
CelebritiesRe: Pls Don't Laugh! Nike Oshinowo Wants To Make Someone A Beauty Queen For 100years by switdil(f): 12:50am On Aug 12, 2013
Lyk sey she sabi wetin fit happen in d next seconds
Y 100yrs, its not bout how long but how well
Em can spend months n do something meaniful
Make she think again I beg
Science/TechnologyRe: Shark Bites Man As He Tried To Kiss It by switdil(f): 12:30am On Aug 12, 2013
3 days later he enter water again
D guy never learn, na until d shark go consider human meat n change face for d guy dat tym na Rip we go dey typ for am.

Lyk sey we wey dey run for cockroach sef no sabi wetin we dey do
Too much familarity wit ol dos thing na die
Nairaland GeneralRe: Help A Nairalander Win Samsung Photo Contest by switdil(f): 12:18am On Aug 12, 2013
@ op
I just did
Best of luck
N don't mind bad belles
They r stairs to d way up.
CelebritiesRe: "Kiss My A**"-afro Candy Blasts Nigerians Over BBA by switdil(f): 2:40pm On Aug 09, 2013
Who go kiss dat kain dirty shithuh
Make she park well jor
She sef dey among pple wey dey carry canal wota baf naija.
She sey youth dey street dem never eat, how many of em she don try give foodhuh MtchEeew
Nomata how she n her pple try to spoil our name, God no go gree em
Cus naija don dey bfor their great grannie
CelebritiesRe: Karen Igho Shifts Into Music by switdil(f): 2:07pm On Aug 09, 2013
grin grin Bwreast talent show
Anoda POKO in d making

No mind me o
Everybody has one or two Specific talent insyd
Let's just wait n c.
Nairaland GeneralRe: ABSURD: Men Abducted For Wearing 'un-islamic' Mustache (PHOTO) by switdil(f): 12:52pm On Aug 09, 2013
grin grin grin grin grin
How person go carry this kind thing dey waka for roadhuh
N den dis islamic pple sef wetin consign em wit d man biebiehuh,so e get how muslim biebie dey be. Mtchewwww
Mak em release d man shap shap bfor him broda wit dat kain biebie go tear body o
NYSCRe: Suspected Attackers Of Bayelsa Corper Arrested by switdil(f): 12:30pm On Aug 09, 2013
Sebi dem tok say na cult pple cut her hand bforhuh
Tnks to d youth and vigilante group of obunagha community anyway.
CelebritiesRe: Check Out Tonto Dikeh New Hot Photo, Hot Or Miss ? by switdil(f): 9:36pm On Aug 08, 2013
Poko poko!!!
I love dis one o
But wats wit d mouth na
U com use u mouth spoil dis fyn foto
Plus dis ur skin colour too dey somehow o, wetin u rubhuh
FashionRe: Hair Robbery Is The Latest Trend In Venezuela by switdil(f): 7:59pm On Aug 08, 2013
Chaii!
Naija babes?
Naija babeshuh
Naija baaBbeesshuh?

C wetin una cos??
Em men don dey rob em their hairs because of us
E no good o
Make we stop bfor oyinbo go start to dey send (ayilala) dey find em hairs o
RomanceRe: He Has Two Kids And Wana Marry Me by switdil(f): 9:48pm On Aug 07, 2013
[quote author=maureensylvia]peace be unto this house. my fiance has two white kids with a white wife and he wants to marry me. i have agreed o. bt d prblm now is that the white wife wants to come to naija wt hm 2spend d holiday and he was asking me if i have any problem with that. you know we women and their jealousy. pls i nid a maured advice. MIND U I DIDNT AGREE COS OF MONEY. I LOVE HIM XO XO MUCH.[/quot

Now btw u n I
This guy wey u claim u love xo xo much get money n na d money u wan chop abihuh
C by d tym d oyinbo woman finish una d man no go remember to pick hm trouser d tym wey em go land am for naija n u go com c how dat love wey dey shak u eyes go clear commot.
Better repent
RomanceRe: My Ex Is Back by switdil(f): 12:51am On Aug 07, 2013
He left u for years n dint bother to check on u
God saw ur condition n brought an angel to treat u ryt but u r there listening to wat u feel
Use ur head madam!!!

OR
U can cancel d wedding, marry dapo n I ll be here (nairaland) for another thread dat ll read " After so much sacrifice, after 3kids he left d house without a word to meet another woman dat bore him children"
CelebritiesRe: Beverly Osu To Get Married Next Year by switdil(f): 12:27am On Aug 07, 2013
Una c wetin I dey tok sey dis gal face no resemble person wey go lovehuh Now she don kukuma use her mouth tok am, "there r many fishes in da sea"
Na hm be sey she no send angelo, d one she do wut hm na play play o, ti o bawu ko pa ara e

N. Make person wey wan marry am next year kno sey d gal no send o, she go do if she wan do even if na d guy papa
PoliticsRe: Suspected Cultists Chop Off Female Corps Member’s Hand In Bayelsa by switdil(f): 6:17pm On Aug 06, 2013
Bfor I tok anything
Oga OP, wey d picture of d hand wey em chop comothuh
CrimeRe: 14-year-old Killed Herself After Being Bullied On Ask.fm by switdil(f): 5:45pm On Aug 06, 2013
Wey dat Airforce1 dey ohuh
Na d thread wey he suppose com put him 'end tym sign' be dis.
For naija, as food no dey, light no good, water don finish for well n corruption everywhere, no naija pikin go kill himsef becos one person tok am.

Ask.fm-- go kill ursef
Naijapikinbelike-- o fi senu ni
FamilyRe: French Woman Offers Breast-feeding Service To Gay Parents by switdil(f): 5:29pm On Aug 06, 2013
Omo c shap shap business o, the woman no wan waste tym. em passed d bill, she announced her buz, ona kan o wo ja, owo ni koko. grin
CelebritiesRe: Chidinma And Chidiebere Aneke Celebrate Birthday With New Photos by switdil(f): 4:54pm On Aug 06, 2013
dplomaticVal: Filthy twins endowned wit pepeye mouth
Oga I beg na u dey dat pics wey dey ur profilehuh
Check am again n tell me dos gals mouth be lyk pepeye
Pls how many mouth u don create sef wey u dey tokhuh Yeye
EducationRe: When You Can't Answer A Question In A Lecture Class? by switdil(f): 4:13pm On Aug 06, 2013
Me I go fyn sit sidon n wait for him to answer d question afterall I am in sch to learn
CelebritiesRe: Personal Branding Lessons Learned From D'banj by switdil(f): 3:07pm On Aug 06, 2013
Wow!!!
Lesson learned,
Move wit pple who'd stretch u beyond ur comfort zone

@ OP u really make me aspire for success d more wit dis piece thanks
This is d kinda info we should be getting on this forum n not som yeye tok.
CelebritiesRe: Kim Kardashian Bikini Body Before Giving Birth.... by switdil(f): 1:43am On Aug 06, 2013
If I be guy n my wyf com be like dis even wit prenancy I go dey do her till she born o,I mean am
Christianity EtcRe: One Slot Left For Heaven: Bill Gates Or ADEBOYE? by switdil(f): 1:29am On Aug 06, 2013
Both of em
Hell is not a place u wish even for ur enemy to go
Guyz dis is not funny, pls let's stop
CelebritiesRe: Zuriel Oduwole Is The Youngest To Be Interviewed By Forbes Magazine by switdil(f): 1:13am On Aug 06, 2013
Airforce1: End Time Sign
U sure sey u know d meaning of end time signhuh
Because everybody dey tok am no mean sey u go just jump put am for better thread lyk dis one
Better apologise bfor pple bounce u comot for here
PoliticsRe: Playing Yar'adua In Danjuma by switdil(f): 12:58am On Aug 06, 2013
@ OP, u no even fear wether danjuma pple dey nairaland wey u tok dis kain yeye tok, how u go dey tok sey person go die wen u no be God!!!
Better stop make em no come mark ur face n nak u d worst apako of ur lyf
RomanceRe: Why? by switdil(f): 12:41am On Aug 06, 2013
[quote author=-Mr Cork-]..Do u have pimples?? angry[/quote]Bros na u try pass o
So if ur galfrend get pimples, u go dey close n open ur eyes dey tok to amhuh

As for u sis
Stop longing matter, go ask ur guy y
If na eye dey pain am make u giv am eye drop.
CelebritiesRe: Battle Of The Fashionista's-toolz Vs Toke Makinwa by switdil(f): 10:57pm On Aug 05, 2013
Aso ye omo toolz yi o han ha, c as d clothes dey samsam for her body abi na her body dey samsam for d clothes I no kno which one sef
But her shape na die!!!
TV/MoviesRe: Angelo Is Only Using Beverly Osu For Sex - Girlfriend by switdil(f): 4:37pm On Aug 05, 2013
Na beverly osu dey use ur guy o, u no c as she dey ride amhuh Beverly osu face resemble person wey go lovehuh Tell ur guy if he dey find love make he shine his eyes wella
CelebritiesRe: Michelle Obama’s Loving Birthday Message To Hubby President Barack Obama by switdil(f): 4:13pm On Aug 05, 2013
grin C as obama use his hands to guide his something. Enviable couple.

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