Gofwane:
I remember, there was this young female lecturer in a popular university that happened to be a good friend of my cousin sister. She told us something similar.

There was this guy in her department that doesn't speak to anyone, he doesn't smile and he has that scaring face that makes one think he is an armed robber, a cultist or a murderer. Every student and lecturer fears him.

One evening, after school has closed, he walked in to that female lecturer's office and shut the door. The lady was so scared and stood up to run but there was no way to go. But the guy just sat down, and began to cry! She was shocked!!
The guy told her that his father was late and ever since then, his mother has been having sex with him. If he tried to resist, she will start crying and telling him does he want her to go outside and cheat on the soul of his father?...
.... That he is his father's son so he is just like his father therefore, nothing wrong in them having sex.

this one just weak me for my spinal cord

I'm sure my own will also turn u on!!! ;DI'm sure my own will also turn u on!!!

Timekeeper:
I know most of us are likely to have one or two things that turn us off when we see a lady.

For me, I am not perfect and am not saying all ladies should be perfect, one of my turn off is a lady that looks/ behave like a man. It's a great turn off for me.

Secondly, extremely flat chest is also a big turn off.

Thirdly, I also dislike the opposite of flat chest which is excessive boobs, I mean over sabi boobs walahi na turn off oo. Am sure you guys have one or two to say.

Oya let us know

what turns me off is that you don't know that we are now in 2018 and you are bringing this kind of topic

omoiyalayi:


lol
U are not serious u got me rolling on my bed

udonmeanit

Anuoluwapo23:
Ah yes to what oo Marrying you?

pls, I'm serious and I don't like talking too much. will you marry me for the last time

Anuoluwapo23:
LOL. it's well oo just leave me and my s32

is that a yes?

sinaj:
Is the camera the only selling point it got?

if I say I like you now, e go b like say I dey lie...

Anuoluwapo23:
So guys i bought this new device and I'm so enjoying it... Like i took alotta pictures at work today!!!

Check them out this S32 is just the best


Go get yours, i promise you won't regret it at all


Am i beautiful or Not

No lie or abuse please..

pls will you marry me?

freshkpomo:
you are so right on,such a guy can never change!but it looks like the girl still love the guy from the way she is sounding!

I don't think it's love that is making her to sound that way, it could be the fear of the unknown, fear of what people will say....etc
in this case the guys attitude becomes very important, is he remorseful, what is he saying, do you think he loves you (bcoz cheating on you doesn't mean he does not love you) these and many more are the factors you need to consider before taking any decision.

men are men

zicoraads:

I didn't get the sarcasm in your post, until now .

Makydebbie, coman carry your brother I'm certain your last time too was last year

you didn't get the sarcasm.....is it my fault...
but Makydebbie did

zicoraads:

I didn't get the sarcasm in your post, until now .

Makydebbie, coman carry your brother I'm certain your last time too was last year

you didn't get the sarcasm.....is it my fault...
but I Makydebbie did

makydebbie:
Honestly I had the same feeling reading that particular post.

don't mind op
he forgot that we are religious people

ah feel your pain

you don over work your wife oooo
the only solution is to help her reduce stress

No 5 op, I said No 5 pls explain No 5

is that how promiscuous this generation is? you now have sex without commitment, you fornicate without any guilt!!!!
I'm 25 and responsible, the last time I had sex was last year.

No 5 op, I said No 5 pls explain No 5

is that how promiscuous this generation is? you now have sex without commitment, you fornicate without any guilt!!!!
I'm 25 and responsible, the last time I had sex was last year.

This op sef
keep wondering . ..

abeg is it the Dammy that I know??

miremoses:
you prefer a wife to 30b?

if you find a good wife
it's equal to N30b

Jacktheripper:


Your first goal should be to have 30 billion in the akant

30 billion is a good thing ba he that finds a wife finds a good thing and obtains favor from God

lemme continue from here
ediot

lemme continue from here
ediot

still serving can I apply

Am I the only person not understanding

I can't even understand by the comments

Meanwhile my first goal in 2018 is to ask Diddie out...

I love her so much, but never had the courage to say it to her in 2017....but that rubbish will end with 2017

she's my crush for life.

dre11:



‘. . . he lied it’s his sister’






http://hmetro.co.zw/sex-at-wifes-funeral/

na all these rubbish dey usually give Mugabe the inspiration to write all those his epic and hilarious quotes

no wonder ¡!!!!

op, why do you take pleasure in confusing the children of Nairaland

bamzkid:
My husband is a pastor in a church and we are married
with 3 kids, An incident happens when I travel out for
some weeks Am a woman who trust my husband and never
believe he can cheat on me since we are married for over
10 years now When I went out of the country my husband
went out to pick another lady who he dosen't know
anything about her they both had a nice time together,My
husband keep promising the girl that he would get married
to her and the lady believe him with all her hearth they
both went out of the city to enjoy each other. It was my last
week so I had to come back home I didn't informed my
husband about my coming so he wasn't aware,when I got
to the gate of our house the gate was opened I was surprise
because the gate is always closed.
Read full story at www.olubamznews.com/2017/12/pls-help-i-caught-my-husband-with.html?m=1

next time before you travel set the Bermuda triangle � trap for him, that is how he will be doomed for life....

I don't even know what I'm saying?!! but I know I've said something

Fchristo:
I need a someone who will teach me very well how to safisty a woman in bed because I have been facing this challenge for a long time of not being able to satisfy girls and most of them breakup with me for just this purpose.

are you sure that's the only thing you want to learn before 2018

I want to give you a second chance to ask for another thing

oni iranu
omo ale jati jati

All this rubbish should stop this year!!! if na course of study person suppose don graduate na 8years dating!!! Funkeeee!!!!!!

what exactly is op saying
could this be as a result of this current hardship