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I can't remember my last date self

Tooh, What a Pity!!!

Rub yourself with palm oil and read from the boom psalm before approaching her, you welcome.

What survival fund, please?

He look decisive

ManuelNate1:
Ok, I just wanna share with u guys my earlier experience today
There's this girl I met on Facebook. We got chatting and became acquainted. She came visiting. I actually told her to come to my office. Later took her to my apartment. We had a lil chiy chat and den she left.
Few days later this later called that I should lend her 5k. I knew the money would go to voicemail so I declined. After a lil while she called and requested for airtime, I told her it was too early and I hadnt even gone to the office. I can't send her airtime.
So our communication slowed... It wasn't frequent again. So she offered to come visit me and get sum cash... I told her that if she's gonna come slip over ama give her the cash. That I wanted to Bleep her. This girl started singing songs of Solomon to me on how shes not that type of girl blabla...
I didnt even bother about her matter sef...
Fast forward to today... I saw her missed call...called back and we got talking. She said she was coming over, I said okay. She came over and we got talking.she went to the kitchen and prepared wat we'll eat.
Afterwards I started caressing her, babe didnt kept still... From one touch to anoda... We got fucking.
To be candid... She was sweet and soft.
People of God! Twas after three rounds of raw fucking that that my brain booted to default settings that I realized I didn't use condoms.
I went to the bathroom and cleaned up...dashed out to the pharmacy, got
2 determine strip(HIV testing strip, blood lanset, and mormal saline). I came back to meet her... Did the test for the both of us and it was both negative.
Omoh I heaved a sigh of relief... We still continued our fucking... I bleeped her till she became sour and cudnt take it no more��
Babe start singing love songs to me about how she didn't realize she loved me dat much until naw���,dat I need to cut off from my other girls. Plus she asked if I had a girlfriend... I denied ������
And told her I had a girl but it was a long distance relationship.
Babe now forced me to accept that we are officially dating ( chai!!)
While going she almost emptied my cartoon of noodles and and crate of eggs.
I was just cursing her in my mind.
Gave her money for to and postinor 2.
Now she's now allowing me to rest with love chats on FB... She's beginning to annoy me already.

Moral of This STory??
Kò yé mi Òòò
Or am I missing something

Not Another Millennials, I pity your generation ooo,
English Wahala, Abeg dey speak pidgin if Proper English dey hard.
Poor punctuations, poor paragraphing, poor Grammar, yet lack common sense.

GFICECOLD:
Nairaland I just advice on this, have been dating my girl for 4years now and that 4 years I don't know if we've ever be at peace, every single time she's always insulting me I can't do this and that, m still a student and I try my best as a student to get her what she wants, she said she can count how many times I bought her wig not up to 5 times, I started working 2019 online buying gadgets online and sell them because of Corona everything went slow, I bought her phone twice iphone, I sold my laptop to get her another phone, she have not one day posted my pictures wishing me happy birthday or anytime but she post other guys pictures on thier birthday even her best frd a guy she have his pictures on her phone plenty,
The last time she was asking for money I told her sorry I don't really have now but I have not talk finish she insulted me, there's no insults this girl have not giving me any type of insults, she have even slap me, like if I talk to her about her friend she gets angry, she end the call on me she tells me she didn't put a gun on my head for me to call her,please its much I can't even continue to type all this because it's much sometimes she act nice for few days then go back been wicked and this I don't care attitude she gives me I really don't know what to do

Style007:
Oh yes it’s always a part time stuff. sorry for late replies, some people contacted me directly. mail me please or drop how I can reach you ASAP.

You can reach out to me ọn

JovialJune:
And this comment above is coming from a guy,

Lmao nl and slow males sha

Laffing at you in 3D, You dont know me and I am entitled to my opinion.
"She has the option of of leaving the relationship, not force it."
I guess she footed the relationship bill twice or more and she is complaining, which is typical of you entitled ladies.
I am still laffing at you ooo
Importantly I hustle my ass out
I have a girlfriend with zero income, yet I don't complain and I still foot her bill.

Make she kuku ma kill the guy because she loves him, Love & Hustle no be by force oooo.

richmond500:
6ft tall? that is 2meters o

I think say na only me read am ooo,
@adorablefwb Make you kuku ma create your own man, 6ft KO 16ft ni
Nobody dare judge you unless you allow them

Emiwill:
Lol, I’m willing to consider above 33 on a case by case basis.

Still the same, I guess those case by case will the relationship. Although You sound sweet, I will prefer something mutual not trying to keep up. Its supposed to be a fun stuff not an orchestrated relationship

Emiwill:
I no dey joke. (Lol, my attempt at pidgin)

I’m Black American, 28, currently in school for my masters, and if that doesn’t kill me, then I will pursue my Ph.D in Psychology next.

I have dated a lot of African men in the U.S. and I have lots of Nigerian friends here in America (yorubas and igbos).

While I have a lot more to learn, I think I know quite a bit about Nigerian culture: your food (egusi soup, jollof rice and so on), how you treat your women, how you dress, your music (Davido, Wizkid, 2Face, Psquare, MI, Teni), etc.

Criteria:
-Must be 5’8ft or taller
-Must be beautifully very dark (e,g, Yaya Toure)
-I like very hardworking, educated and intelligent men. Should have a Bachelors degree from Nigeria and Must be willing to pursue a US STEM graduate degree (Masters and/or PhD), but don’t expect me to pay for it. Most schools offer scholarships and assistantships to students and you must be willing to work hard to earn one.
- Should NOT have a Nigerian wife or kids
- Should be 28-33 years old

Hobbies:
I like to cook but I hate to do the dishes. My favorite African food to cook and eat is Egusi soup and pounded yam (I’m not the best, but I try).

While I do like African men, I’m not an African woman. I’m as American as they come.

I know there will be lots of trolls and frankly I don’t care.

So Qualified Above 33 cannot apply, I am very old be that

seanwilliam:
Oga if person old pass you for naija and una Dey any kind of relationship , na your senior she be. Respect her !


If I was the woman , I’ll slap the op the day him cal me name without putting sister lagbaja itrespective of the fact that we’re dating ..


Arrant nonsense

Eval123:
please I need advice.

Am a young guy age 28 currently in my final year hoping to graduate this year by God's grace. Am in a relationship in with a gal I love so much and the love keeps growing day by the day. She is 30 years old and just graduated this year but she is talking of waiting for me so we can serve together. The thing now is that I wish to get married to her but am not ready now. But she says she can wait for me if only I won't disappoint her. Now am confuse, if she waits for me for 5 years she would be 35 by then and am not sure if it's right getting married to someone 2 years older than me and someone at the age of 35 or above.. to add to it, she doesn't look her age, even if someone sees us, there won't believe she is my senior.. pls am really confused, have never dated someone who understands me like she do.. Note: she never knew my age, she thought we were age mate cause of my voters card she saw which doesn't carry my real age..

This Your Grammar Self...
She is Older than you, not your senior

Papertrails:
Sometimes she used to say that she feels I might leave her for another girl.

Na insecurities dey worry her, just calm her down and talk common sense talk into her head.
Just ask her did she wants to suffer your child Ahbi, blackmail her with guilt

Yes If Money is involved,
Money is my number 1 Aphrodisiac

Papertrails:
Please nairalanders I need your advice on something that has been bothering me for sometime now.

I am a young graduate who graduated from the university almost two years ago and am done with my youth service too but am still trying to get a job or put up something maybe a business that will be fetching me money considering the situation of our country in terms of availability of jobs.

Then there's is this girl I have been dating for three years and everything has been going well but recently she has been really disturbing me to come and see her people or get her pregnant, am someone that will do everything within my power to make sure my kids don't pass through the hardship I have passed through being someone that wasn't born with a silver spoon, and another thing is that I really love this girl.
Am really confused and don't know what to do.

Its like she doesn't trust you, so she want a security with the pregnancy or perhaps a Baby self

They are not after your money, you are the ATM

Whykidstarboy:
Good morning folks.my name is anonymous, a finalist from one largest uni in Nigeria, definitely I expected to u guys to get the name better. I was in the school park and there is no bus/shuttle to pick us back to off campus.fortunately, I saw one empty shuttle not knowing it has been ordered by some girls there also. But as an hard guy I try to chance the girls but Immediately I heard one of them saying be romantic and next thing started romancing my beards for seconds. My question is can this be categories as sexual assault since it's from a strange lady or just a normal play/teasing. Kindly let me know views on it.

Sexual Harassment, plus Gender Harassment.

(Mrs Yakubu) Home Economics Teacher at Anwar-Up-Islam College Agege

You Try!

Seniorwriter:
Why has no autopsy been carried out on the dead?

Thank You Ooo,

samyj2477:
It was an eyesore; a very terrible act from the Nigerian army and police.

THE NIGERIAN JOINT FORCE COMPRISES OF THE ARMY AND POLICE WENT INTO A COMMUNITY CALLED=NTAK IKOT AKPAN IN ESSIEN UDIM LGA UNDER (IKOT EKPENE) SENATORIAL DISTRICT AKWA IBOM STATE AND STARTED SHOOTING LIVE BULLETS ON THE INNOCENT CIVILIAN INDIGENES OF THE COMMUNITY, CLAIMING IT TO BE THE SETTLEMENT OF THE UNKNOWN GUNMEN IN THE STATE.
29/3/2021

COMRADE ALFA ALFRED

Lie Post, Abeg stop insulting our intelligence with all this fake reporting.
1)Headlines says killing innocent akwa ibom
2)In the body you reported they were shooting live bullet with no indication of how many casualty or even any casualty.
3)you only showed us pictures of bullets not of pictures of dead bodies.

Bros how far now.

deavicky:
The problem with all this mechanic is that they do not understand what Engine capacity is. Bike that is design for maximum two passengers, you now add 6, on the same Engine. More work to the engine and gearbox.

Thats The Problem With Mediocres,
He never thought of the engine

philanthropic:
Could you remember those days when you were crazy about motivational quotes or motivational speakers?. Motivational Speaking is not a bad idea, but these things made it die.

(1) No Motivational Speaker By Example: most of the motivational speakers we knew those days were either broke, averagely rich or above average. They hardly portrayed what they say in terms of wealth, fame or greatness. They could not turn their own words to great wealth in crazy million dollars. We hardly saw billionaires like dangote as motivational speakers. We hardly saw great celebrities or oil and gas tycoons as motivational speakers. Show me great politicians that are motivational speakers. Though some are, they have results...

(2) Unrealistic expectations and lies: A motivational speaker can motivate someone to start an unrealistic venture with false faith. Things like "you can start a hotel with a mudu of rice" may be a statement passed by a motivational speaker to a youth...These unrealistic expectations and lies were exposed as years went bye.

Are You Sure its dead?
Government ti Takeover