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Pharaoh4rin:
Enlightening. I'll use this information to cause some argument in d cafeteria on Friday, especially amongst my Muslim friends.

Somebody is tired of having a head.

Ishilove:
Nope. I was still in my mother's womb

For real?







That mannequin on the floor at the entrance looks molested to me

bentwood85:
You cannot tell.. The murano and Lexus guys fit dey knack her upanda and you won't know.
Trust no human.

Change this mindset oga, all women are not the same.


Like someone has already said, some are not moved by flashy cars and flamboyant lifestyle.

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Starz825:
As in....if u are trying to woo a lady and u already notice ur rival has a car... forget it...u can't have her (in most cases)...
But why..if I may ask...does it mean those without a car no get level..

[/s]Lies.

Wiseandtrue:
I wonder who will use that as against wide and screen touch

It will do well as a secondary phone.

Awol1:
You think I'm onye ofe mmanu? No, I'm not.

I'm just a guy who likes to enthrone reason over petty tribal whatever.

There's simple thing I want you to answer...

Are you aware, that not everything, including videos, that you gave seen recently is related to what is happening in SA?

What you're saying is that South African youths are killing drug dealers for selling drugs to them?

Funny enough, this is the type of guys that sleep with wives of rich dudes.

Toks2008:
Honestly, i is a very tough one. It is always convenient for guys to talk about the need to go for good behaviour at the expense of sexual attraction but in reality, it is a difficult pill to swallow.

This reminds me of the story of the man with three girlfriends who tried to choose one to marry.

There was a man who had 3 girlfriends, but he did not know which one to marry. So he decided to give each 1 $5000 and see how each of them spent it.

The first 1 went out and got a total makeover with the money. She got new clothes, a new hairdo, manicure, pedicure, the works, and tells the man, "I spent the money so I could look pretty for you because I love you so much."

The 2nd one went out and bought new golf clubs, a Dvd player, a television, and a stereo and gave them to the man. She said, "I bought these gifts for you with the money because I love you so much."

The 3rd one takes the $5000 and invests it in the stock market, doubles her investment, returns the $5000 to the man and reinvests the rest. She says, "I am investing the rest of the money for our future because I love you so much."

The man thought hard about how each of the women spent the money. Finally, being a man he decided to marry the one with the biggest tits.

This is a pointer that men are always attracted to their sexual preference regardless.

A joke is a pointer that men are always attracted to their sexual preference? Stop already bro.


Do you know why marriages suck a lot these days? It is because we put sex first while searching for a partner.

Before you marry a woman because of her banging body, please ask yourself this question...


"After sex then what"? If you don't have an answer to this question then you've no business getting married for now.

Sometimes when you see a guy dump a hot a babe, you will be like, for real? What else could this guy want in a woman?


I will tell you, no woman's pvssy is the best, if there's no right attitude after sex, no bonding outside sex, then there's no way the marriage will last because no matter how good egusi soup tastes, you will get tired after eating it twice or maybe three.

The day fight go break out for that place eeeh!

Could be one of them

bercarray:
I need Airtel plan that will give me credit and data bonus anytime I recharge, without deducting my main balance. For example, I recharge #100, my #100 will be in my main account balance and I'll be given bonus of airtime and data

Just buy a new Airtel sim and use.

asuustrike1:
Perhaps this strategy was part of the reasons their subscriber base increased hence they became the
second largest operators.

They also give out free Sim cards in some places

Some people are just weekend(wicked) and they are the same people who go around spreading how those that accommodated them are wicked but will never tell anyone how they were assholes in the house.

I came back from Bayelsa after the last presidential election and the only thing I met in my house are my chairs, curtains, and few cooking utensils.

The guy I housed for one year and 4 months left with the rest. Even wall sockets and light switchs were not left out.

ITbomb:
Dem no dey wash plates, sweep floor before dem chop o,
Yet see the audacity wey him dey take demand for minimum wage, 10k

You dey mind am? During our time nah from side hustles wey dey pay for everything apart from school fee and still lend mom some money that she never paid back.

The kids of these days are just lucky.

First time I am seeing a crashed breast

And there are some who are in GHOST mode.

SKhanmi:
Unfortunately, You've come to the wrong forum,most here can't relate & will only see you as a mad person. I'll advise you to visit foreign forums. By the way,are you an African?

Most people will read the post with this Face.



Like, what's this one saying

And some local men can't afford a wrap of leaves.

I really hate the way some people will leave the person they have issues with and start insulting their fam. It doesn't make any sense.

makydebbie:
Just vote harder for Ike when he's up.
In Nigeria, money is hard to come by so don't tell people who to vote for since it's not your money.
We all know Cindy won't win this thing.

SMH

DonBenny77:
Huge, this one don swallow your broilers finish

Something swallowed a whole country and you're talking of ordinary broiler

post=81678258:
SAMSUNG still remain: THE KING OF PHONES!
Rocking the SAMSUNG Galaxy S10 Plus as we type......


Meanwhile, A picture speaks more than a thousand words.....
Only the wise can relate to this picture below.......

Who asked you?

EdiAbali:
Fvck both of you

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MizMyColi

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.







This lady also has something that's bigger than her brain