₦airaland Forum

ododo42:
I dnt see T.B Joshua as ah fake man of God, nd mind u we dnt hav any right to judge ah man of God, God knows his people,we from south south value dix man jt lik d disciples of Jesus valued jesus.

I had a conflict with her some time back, she wanted me to spend a major time of my omugwo vacation with the baby in their house as opposed to staying in my parents' house)

Xhaka:
Please take your argument elsewhere abeg
Apple and Xiaomi aint mates.

Bibors:
Brother pls Dont act too fast. Oyibo movies have scenes where they guy grabs the chick during the first beating and kiss her. It may work.

okotv:
lol....


gentleman

3. Never raise your hands on her except she has beaten you atleast twice- ie. Her first beating could be a mistake, second beating, she has anger issues, if she tries to repeat it, Brother deliver her but carefully so you Dont give marks or injury for she still remains your wife.

MizMyColi:


Coman take me out joor.

THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED LAST YEAR.

*During campaign*

APC: Young man what are you eating?

Nigerian: Rice

APC: Rice and what?

Nigerian: Rice and one meat.

APC: What are you drinking?

Nigerian: Fanta.

APC: This is bad, you deserve rice and beans with at least 5 meats and your choice drink.

Nigerian: Is that so?

APC: Yes. Make our candidate your cook and we will see to that and more.

*Nigerian votes. APC wins, Day 1*

APC: Food is ready.

Nigerian: What do we have.

APC: Beans and pure water.

Nigerian: No meat?

APC: No meat, I met the kitchen virtually empty.

*Nigerian eats*

#Day 2.

Nigerian: No food today?

APC: Nope, your cook traveled.


#Day 3

APC: Food don ready:

Nigerian: What do we have today?

APC: Beans.

Nigerian: No pure water?

APC: The last cook looted your kitchen.

#Day 4

Nigerian: No food today?

APC: Nope, your cook traveled. He's gone to recover your looted meat, bread, sugar and other cooking items.

Nigerian: But at least there should be something to eat.

APC: He used the remaining to fund his journey and repair his plane.

#Day 5

APC: Food is ready.

Nigerian: What did you cook?

APC: Cook kee, the economy is bad and oil price is nose diving so manage this garri, kuli kuli and milk.

Nigerian: So we can't afford beans now?

APC: The last cook used fulani herdsmen to destroyed our ban and embarrass your new cook

Nigerian: No sugar?

APC: The last cook used all the sugar.

#Day 6

Nigerian: Wetin dey today.

APC: Garri dey... If you get money go use am buy kuli kuli and milk.

slap1:
Was he rushed to the hospital dead or alive? Be specific.

Soskid:
WHat about the one that was killed in Rivers? Rivers is part of North I guess. Hypocrite

Buhari said that the Nigerian economy is too reliant on oil and gas.

He claimed that the development of the agriculture sector and the revival of the textile industry would contribute to helping the economy move forward.

720,000 jobs by the 36 states in the federation yearly (20,000 per state).

He promise to make the economy one of the fastest-growing emerging economies in the world with a real GDP growth averaging 10% annually.

He promised to create additional middle-class of at least two million new home owners in the first year in government and one million annually thereafter.

Xhaka:
Do you know Apple at all?

Xhaka:
Ah, you're passing your boundary, you didn't even mention Gionee or Infinix, you're mentioning Apple.

smileysmiley:
If you knew about feminism you wouldn't call her a feminist.

smileysmiley:
A feminist will never choose to sit at home and fold her hands while the man go to work, a feminist instead will strive to be given the opportunity to work alongside her husband.

smileysmiley:
A feminist fights for equal rights with the man and its appalling to see that so many ladies choose a role that makes them super comfortable and tag themselves as feminists.

Asable:
my crush. Oh am so shy

iceberylin:
This stuff is still alive

mynd1:
Arrant nonsense from PDP as usual. Make una go carry am na.