₦airaland Forum

Natbrowny:
Thats what dey say about calabar girls back in the days.

Ekaette and Emem both grew up in Calabar couldn't stand the 3rd rounds.. Sweating and finding it difficult to get up.

Its just dumb profiling.

malcom1X:
Bro this guy is not lying.
Calabar guys have high libido.
Maybe there's something that they take that we need to know or maybe staying close to the river you gast to keep warm at all times

Ayjay44:
Imagine being born to dollar billionaire or multi millionaire parents.

SOMETIMES I feel like cutting ties with my parents bcuz they don't have anything to offer.

The one thing that makes the world go round (money) becomes always nearby.
I for just dex flex with fancy locations, and fancy stuff. It suddenly becomes much easier
LIFE.
Am I only the one that feel this way.

Am definitely not having children if I don't become wealthy

PastorOlokonla:
So I was craving desperately for noodles today and I decided to make one.

1. Fried seasoned stir fried onions.
2 fried seasoned eggs
1 boiled egg
1 noodle
1 can of sardine.
1 hotdog
1 I fried seasoned plantain.

What am I missing?
Can you rate my noodles, I honestly believe I can cook more than most ladies on NL. Hahaha

Gloriafoot:
Fr. Tecno always have the right solution to problems.

EreluRoz:
Why are involving in carnal things child of the most high?

Nitong:
1. He has made men so cheap. I can get as many as I want by dancing on WhatsApp.

EreluRoz:
What are you doing here child of the most high?

folake4u:
Why?

I nor like am.

You nor see the others wey I nor like?

NaijaphiliaBlog:
Coincidentally, in spite of its massive output, Nigeria is not the world’s largest exporter of yam.

folake4u:
Pizza.
Shawarma.
Burger.
Drinking garri.
Pap
Oats.
Assorted meat.

EreluRoz:

pocohantas:
Some people do not like it. I also realised I didn't want my post being shared consistently. So I stopped doing it to others.

folake4u:
Wo!

Tallesty, you wan make me think deep this hot afternoon. I nor get power.

Make I show you my forehead?

Hmmm okay oh. Goodluck with your final conclusion sha.

Thanks.

pocohantas:
I only share if I like the post. Witty, inspiring or educative. That way I can easily find it for further reference. I've stopped sharing diary posts though. Even went back to unshare as many as I could.

folake4u:
Hahahaha.

That "Shares" can be quite tricky though.

1. It could be "I liked reading this entry".
2. It could be "Heyyyyy, make una see wetin this mumu write".
3. It could be an inspiring, funny post.
4. It could be educative and worthy of being shared.

I like the fact you wrote "May".

Na wa. Them dey write wickedness for forehead?
Which one be its too early to make conclusion. Nor kill me with laugh abeg.

Busy busy day! I'd go and get a cold drink later when the sun is down.

MONEY247:
If you are going through hell, go on with a smile..
I never knew my body is this strong...yes I need help.. but when there's no one to help, you just have to be take it......
For 4 days, I have not eaten... mehn my dreams were just about food, I dreamt of girls giving me food... infact the dream world was more better than this world...(weakness no be here)...
Nobody cares out there...it's every Man for himself...
I don't blame some people that go into crime...
I don't blame some people that go into different scams to put food on the table...I have experienced hunger first hand.....

I did not ask for help here if not some people would say I am a scammer....it's just life..
The beginning is your birth
The end your death...

What's your experiences on not eating for long days even, when you are not fasting....

folake4u:
Wahalur. What if na fake life?

So.what kind of person do you think I am?

I swear. I'm so tired and just chilling.

EreluRoz:
Let me free you for now. My next interview with Ben explicit. 😆

folake4u:
How do you know it's not true.

Wo. I'm home already sef. Make I use una catch cruise this afternoon.

EreluRoz:
Where? Don't tell me in your responses above because you dodged it when I initially asked you.

folake4u:
Why don't you believe me?

Yeah,I will. The weather is really hot.

Thank you.

EreluRoz:
dated before? Hmm You must have had bad experiences to have brought you to your present single and not ready to mingle situation.

So , how do you take care of your sexual urges, share so that other men may learn from you because I already see some of them reading.

EreluRoz:
😆😆😆 I've caught you.

EreluRoz:
Since you are not a virgin, how did you get disvirgined?

Since you don't patronize hookup or call girls, how did you have sex?

EreluRoz:
😂 you are right sha.

Are you a virgin man? If no, how then did you get disvirgined because so far you've not admitted getting involved with women.

folake4u:
I revel in it, dear.

EreluRoz:
Eiya you are a disciplined man if I'm to believe all you've said so far but do you have women who wants you for themselves, if yes how do you handle them? Like how do you reject them?