₦airaland Forum

EreluRoz:
I thought as much. Na wa for una

EreluRoz:
Redpillers will not like this, but why are giving the redpill vibes lately

pocohantas:
Hahahaahaha! You go start to drink am from tap. That one sef no bad if the tank is clean.

They don't care. Stop acting like it started last year . They have been on it and their generations are not even suffering for any misdeed. Na we still dey suffer.

EreluRoz:
He was just doing his job

pocohantas:
It is about 1800/$.
Nairaland should stop pushing these threads to FP. It is becoming scary and I am surprised some people are laughing over it. My parents house was burgled for the first time in 20>yrs.

Do people know the security implications of where we are headed?

EreluRoz:
I was expecting this. Short man 😂

pocohantas:
Get by? Are you sure?
Right now I just want to see how much longer we can hold on. If Nigerians swallow the suffering without a revolt, then I will know we are a strong people.

By the way, is satchet water actually more economical for a water drinker like you?

@Folake4u, a carton of Caprisun is N4200. Something parents use to give their kids joy is becoming luxury.

folake4u:
I bought at 300 last week and they've increased to 350 now. I heard they're planning to increase the price again.

My state sells for 400 currently.

It's really crazy right now. Spending so much money on supposed basic things.

JagabanB:
This lgb0 ideology of "you cañ't tell people where to sell their products", "you can't tell people what price to sell their products" is a major player in economic faiIures in Nigerîà.
U can go to SE, buy something for #10, go to north where Hausa-Fulani is dominating and buy same item for #6.
But u will all come back to bIame government for soaring prices but u don't want price and quality control.
So if everyone decides to move their grains to neighboring countries because "you cañ't tell people where go sell their products" how do u think u will survive?

folake4u:
Come give me money na.

folake4u:
Lol. Even pure water is now N400 for a bag (in some states).

The price of bottled water will increase certainly.

folake4u:
Na wa oh. I nor get who dey give me money.

folake4u:
I swear.

I stick to my Caprisun and Chivita.

Trenow:
OFFICIAL PRICES OF DRINKS ACCORDING TO NBL 👇

GULDER 👉 N950

STAR 👉 N850

33 EXTRA 👉 N850

HEINEKEN 👉 N1300

LIFE 👉 N850

LEGEND 👉 N1250

TIGER 👉 N750

Action bitters to the rescue.... 😂 😂 😂

sirgalahad26:
I can't dance
I can't turn on gen

pocohantas:
Abi na. Nothing them go write wey we never read before. In Nigeria, women are doing strong things already. What holds them back here is lack of finance and stigma. It is not even about love to me. Because you may not love a man/woman, but be determined to make it work. You can love, but not have the determination to make a marriage work. The concept of love is new, as many of our parents never knew themselves for long before marrying. So all this love talk doesn't move me except when backed by excellent family values.

pocohantas:
Normal.

DaddyRochie1642:
The pastor has every right to deny the pregnancy, the pastor knows fully well that he is not the only person that she is sleeping with.

alsudan:
Prepaid meters are currently sold for 100-120k, but Nerc still wants to increase the price.

Last week it was the Minister of Power complaining how the Federal Government can no longer fund electricity subsidy.

What this means is that Nigerians should prepare to buy prepaid meters for at least 300k and be ready to pay at least 300 naira per unit.

If you buy 1k electricity, it will serve you for one day on the average and if you're unfortunate to still be among the consumers on estimated billing, then OYO is your name.

Nigerians should brace up, the Great TINUBULATION has just started and it will continue hitting from all angles.

David pleaded with God for the child. He fasted and went into his house and spent the nights lying on the ground.

The elders of his household stood beside him to get him up from the ground, but he refused, and he would not eat any food with them.

On the seventh day the child died. David's servants were afraid to tell him that the child was dead, for they thought, "While the child was still living, we spoke to David but he would not listen to us. How can we tell him the child is dead? He may do something desperate."

David noticed that his servants were whispering among themselves and he realized the child was dead. "Is the child dead?" he asked. "Yes," they replied, "he is dead."

Then David got up from the ground. After he had washed, put on lotions and changed his clothes, he went into the house of the LORD and worshiped. Then he went to his own house, and at his request they served him food, and he ate.

His servants asked him, "Why are you acting this way? While the child was alive, you fasted and wept, but now that the child is dead, you get up and eat!"

He answered, "While the child was still alive, I fasted and wept. I thought, `Who knows? The LORD may be gracious to me and let the child live.'

But now that he is dead, why should I fast? Can I bring him back again? I will go to him, but he will not return to me.

WombBreaker:
That's a lie


I know a guy with schizophrenia that's doing well more than the average dude

folake4u:
I know right.

I don't even like people touching me except if we're that CLOSE.

folake4u:
@the bolded. I see you're a demisexual. Nice one!

I don't even understand how people have sex anyhow with every Aisha,Chidinma and Kemi.

toujurs:
No matter how you see it, it still relates with dating a responsible lady.

You can't have sex with a lady, for free,or date a lady for free, you will still have to pay some how. It's either you take her out for groceries, or manicure , or you assist her with money. Or with a loan, you must do something.

A hooker on the other hand, isn't asking for these privileges, all she needs is an instant cash.

EreluRoz:
For those of us that knows asiwaju very well, you all can agree how excellent he is with governance but today strange things are happening and the country is sinking and he seems clueless.

Do not underestimate the evil of the opposition, he's trying to see what can be done but a certain politician is going about sharing money and doing other propaganda to score a cheap political point. If you know the evil world and the extent humans can go to see others fail then you'll understand where I'm coming from.

Nigerians do the maths
Are you thinking what I'm thinking 🤔?

folake4u:
Lol Yeye.