₦airaland Forum

Stop using come and other words like eat in the same sentence.



Very important.

Because that is their nature.

TheWinterBird:
What would the landlord do? The landlord can't make her leave him. It's up to her to have the sense to do just that. If you know any of her relatives, you can tell them but they can't make her leave him either. Should anything happen to her, they will know who to look for, though.

It's only in Nigeria that a man will have the effrontery to beat a woman black and blue and nobody calls the authorities and the woman herself keeps going back to him, smh. And you say he has done it several times? Wow.

You must have travelled round the world.

incandescentena:
Sane countries

Compare minimum wage

Faithworld1:
Let's talk about the state of the nation, Nigeria. Do you think it will get better? Share your thoughts.

Japa is the way forward

Pregnancy is not part of the agreement

folake4u:
That's an old gist nau.

Lols.


Okay nah.

folake4u:
Lol, nor be only.

Their normal everyday food na prison standard food.

I understand.

You are not nice

folake4u:
Advocate of Ndi Alfa meil,

Welldone.

I just want you to understand that this is not their normal everyday food.


They just wan know wetin we wey no get money dey see.

Copying is always easy, the problem is in pasting.

folake4u:
Na why I nor dey take alfa meil lowlifers on Nairaland serious.

Isn't this the Op that goes around insulting women and people's parents?

Your suffering never start oh, e dey do warm up.

This is the third thread in February of Ndi alfa meil posting their hideous food on this platform.

You don't understand.

This meal is like an experiment.

They want to experience what poor Nigerians go through.

pocohantas:
Ndi male friends and male bestie.

That was how one dull male Nlder said he has married female besties and their kids scream his name at home.


Aruuuuu!!!!!!


I no blame these men. I blame the women that brought about the see-finish. Tueeh!

Tell her to cook for her in-laws and she will cry.
But she dey cook for small boy everyday. Tueh!

I almost got myself involved with someone like her. She has three male besties.

There is this place she always wanted to go, so I decided to take her there. I wanted it to be a surprise, so I said, "We will go somewhere on Sunday." She said she can't because she won't be free.

"What will you be doing?" I asked. She said she wants to hang out with her friends. I asked her if she can't cancel, she said no, that one of them would be traveling on Monday and she wouldn't be able to see him for a while after that. She said we have every other day to hang out.

I normally don't like stress, so I said okay.

She came back in the evening and was apologizing . I told her that she has no reason to apologize, but she didn't get that. Her big sis took the phone and we talked. She said that they have been like that since primary school, she even puts them first before her family and all, wants me to understand.

I told her that I understood, but she has no reason because she didn't do that in error, she had it all planned which means she is not sorry, so the apology is useless.

A few days later, I decided to have a talk with her about it. I asked her what would become of their friendship when she is married. She said they will continue. I chuckled and asked her how she would react if her husband has a female bestie, and what she thinks will happen if the guys got married, and what she would do if their wives were not okay with the relationship.

She said it doesn't matter since she is not doing anything with them.

We had a nice evening and she left.

I left too.

It is their display of physical affection amongst themselves for me. Females cuddle their friends, touch some places that I would normally deck a guy for trying, peck each other, etc.

The bad thing in their dance exists only in the minds of those complaining.

Printme1:
Bread
Normally, bread of N200 and coke will be enough to sustain you for the day or maybe for the night.

I do it this very often.

But now eh, I can't even go close to bread again. The prices are something else.

I mean the last time I tried it, only 1k bread will make sense and honestly I can't be spending that much in a sitting all the time.

So I've left bread behind.

Give up on bread? Chukwu aju.

I feel uncomfortable when I don't have bread in the house for a day or two.

I must eat bread.

I have always lived my life as if I knew Tinubu was coming; I don't spend recklessly, not the type that flex, so I have not seen a reason to adjust yet.

You see food? I spend heavily on that.

I told my friend yesterday that I spent all the money I withdrew on rice and stew; he said, "Nah, you dey eat like oga, nah."

No be oga anything, if I tell him how much hunger I endured in the past, he will blame me for not eating every five minutes.

If I don't eat well, what will I stay alive for? No smoking, no alcohol, no womanizing, no food? Then why am I here? To watch Chelsea and Arsenal?

I must eat; if money runs out, I will go back to the village and start farming.

Kobojunkie:
Stop lying! God of Israel and His Son Jesus Christ outrightly condemned religion, and last I checked Judaism is a religion that was created around the time that the Jews returned from exile in Babylon.

Define religion

folake4u:
Which kain dirty love be that.

The one with a lot of understanding.

folake4u:
NO.

For love Chere

vickydevoka:
So why are you happy over the hardship. 20 million is no longer money in Nigeria.
You have receiving below 300k in Nigeria, you are very poor

Any prove that I am happy?

Walai:
It's a construction site around Ughelli
Made friend with the seller so she added some Jara for me

Food is affordable around that place, last time I was in Sapele, I couldn't finish 1.2k food I bought.

folake4u:
I know right.


Lol. Maybe them don plan how e go be.

Can you agree to such arrangement?

vickydevoka:
Abi. Buh I'm sure u don't have upto common 500k in your account

Everything I own no reach 500k bro.

LegendHero:
There is no practical way to remove subsidy. Anyone telling you they can remove bit by bit does not know that Nigeria have actually tried the bit by bit subsidy removal. What is the benefit?

It is only someone like Tinubu that can remove subsidy on $ and fuel and yet the NLC/TUC will not have power to ground the economy. If Jonathan was this bold during his tenure, we will probably have been better for it today.

Tinubu is still paying subsidy

folake4u:
You nor well oh. Lol.

But seriously, he has no reason to deny his wife.


I am surprised that she stayed

folake4u:
Blasphemy.

folake4u:
Why would I?😕

Because men are good people and we always look out for our women.

HRMK:
IS JIMI AGBAJE AN IGBO MAN!

Jim Chukwu Agbaje

folake4u:
Story.

She doesn't believe me

GloriousGbola:
Pussy arse nigga. My son is a green or blue belt now and I am going to tell him Same. Boy be thinking taekwondo can stop bullet or three people with machetes

Hehehehehe.

It's okay for him to feel that way. You know, the first thing they teach in kung fu is self-defense, followed by how to incapacitate your opponent. These are pretty easy because you're dealing with an opponent who understands the rules of engagement. The guy on the street doesn't know that, that's what your boy has yet to understand.

As an amateur, I was always looking for fights, a place to test my skills and prove myself. But by my fifth belt, I found fights boring. like someone would be hitting me, and I would be dodging or just telling the person to stop.

Your boy will get there soon enough. He will have absolute control of his feelings, be so disciplined that you'll begin to think he is weak. It's normal because whoever is looking for trouble is way below him, and he wouldn't want to hurt them. Kun-fu teaches one how to fight and why you should not fight.

A slap or punch from someone is like a pat on the back compared to what you pass through during trainings, not enough to make you fight.

God be with whoever he loses his temper on though. He will spit blood.

folake4u:
As per how?

As per protecting her from gistlovers and others

folake4u:
This is true though.

Majority of the celebrities calm down after their fame is diminished.

I remember that Kcee gist. How can you deny your wife publicly like that?

I don't envy the spouse of public figures. They're really trying.

He was protecting her.