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I was once in love with a deaf and dumb but she didn't get the signs

See room like IDP camp

Whatever works for them. It is not by force to live in lagos.

These are people's goods.

crackhaus:
It's how she said she can only cook for herself...

Meaning she has no plans to cook for her children when the time comes... Na to starve dem till they die.

Shallow.

People can give excuse eeeh.



I know someone that will cook rubbish and be like "nah like that e hungry me"

This is a proper third leg.


This one will be like measure the length you can take and wrap something on the rest make you no wound yourself.

folake4u:
Yen yen yen.

Avoid me

Nah the wife wey go marry this one I pity

folake4u:
Nothing oh. I just wan wicked today.

E no fit you

folake4u:
Lol na so.

Yeah. I cooked but I won't give you.

What I do?

folake4u:
Enjoyment galore.

It is called energy saving mode.


If you cooked sunday rice, I still have space in my stomach for more.

EreluRoz:
No be you be this for number 2?

a and b

EreluRoz:
😆😆😆


I am 10women in one, so no need for others. Who will apply for someone who view sex as only for procreation I like my enjoyment in full. You are stiff all round. Ikegwuru

When I talk that one?

folake4u:
Sunday's going well. Clean sheets, soft music in background, dark room.

Yours?

Sleep, eat, browse.


I dey rest for real.

As if the speaker knows Tinubu's real story

folake4u:
Lol.

Pele.

Smh. You're something else.

How is it going?

EreluRoz:
Anyways that's how men make mouth till they meet that one woman that'll simp them beyond redemption.

You fit create a new monika for it while maintaining your redpill status with this one. I sabi una

Ain't happening.

I big pass my problems.

So worry not, four more wives and I am good.

Tinubu will make getting them very easy.

You can apply if you are interested, never considered extending my charity to online ladies too but I can easily code a sign up form if you want to share in the benefits of having a poling unit in your compound.

TINTINABULATION:
The Groom lacks discretion, and he has just been able to show the world how childish, silly, vindictive and insensitive he is as a person.

It seems like he's still deeply attached to his ex. Some people rush into marriage as a way to cope with a breakup or to get back at their ex-partner. Unfortunately, these marriages tend to be unstable and short-lived. It wouldn't surprise me if he finds himself regretting his decision or reaching out to his ex in the near future. Men do it, dump a woman, marry another one then go back the his EX's inbox and start talking nonsense.

Weretuntun:
women are rushing me with sex, these days,
both young girls, and married women in my community are rushing and fighting themselves over me for sex.many people are saying that i am using love charm.

Enyi this is not 2go

folake4u:
You're something else.😂😂

Na wa oh. You're that tiny?

Lol. It's the way you said it na, "Her satisfaction isn't your concern".

Yeah yeah. You're right.

Yes

Yea, that didn't come out right. I think priority is the right word.

Trampati:
He’s a big fool

A very big one

folake4u:
1. What did they say about men with flat nyash? I nor hear anything oh.

I sha like men with ass. Good for grabbing/ spanking.

2. That's very selfish of you. Her satisfaction should be your utmost priority!

3. Hmmmm. Orgasm is important mehn.

John 5 v 31 won't let me tell you

Hardluck for person wan grab me, as I slim like this, you fit hug me and still be able to touch your shoulders.

I don't see how working to cure my konji amounts to selfishness.

I know right, that is the time one can be one with the gods, just saying that she mustn't cum to get pregnant.

EreluRoz:
You are really a selfish person, so you think sex is only for procreation? No wonder married women are now cheating unremorsefully, you better change this your stiff mindset before you bring your marital case to nairaland and I'll always be here with my silly comments.

You even carry your stiffness enter bedroom. Ikegwuru

Lmao.

Friends no hear my relationship problem nah internet people.


Family no dey hear pim let alone nairalanders.

Worry not about me

123yes:
Life and death is in the hands of God. We die or live not because of of our righteousness, but by His grace. We should not the death to play our usual politics but let it be a reflection of our life to check our relationship with God and man and make amends if possible.

Not all life and death.

We can be responsible for our own death.

EreluRoz:
Hehehe you can't achieve that with your tiny waist or you think it's easy to satisfy one woman talk more of multiple ones and birthing plenty kids? These are things of older generation who were naturally strong kikikikiki

Hol' up.

We need to clarify a few things.

1. When it comes to sexual performance, everything they say about guys with flat nyash is true.

2. If I am having sex, it is for two reasons: (a) To satisfy myself (b) To have a child. Her satisfaction is not my concern.

Do you really think the reason I take my time to woo a woman, take her on dates, and care for her is so I can satisfy her? No, it is so I can satisfy myself, if she puts in effort like I did, I will also lie down for her to satisfy herself.

3. If a woman must orgasm before getting pregnant, then trust me, more than 70% of the world's population wouldn't been born.

All men should avoid this lady

EreluRoz:
I hope you practice what you preach.

6 secured, 4 more to go.


The target is 50 children.


I want a polling unit in my compound.

pocohantas:
Hahahahaha! You must be related to my mum because she said this yesterday. She said when a woman who truly understands a man leaves him at a particular age, the probability he would marry nonsense is high. Just yesterday o.

Very very high


Now imagine if they were already married and have a lot of beautiful things going when she left.


He will just give up on everything.

EreluRoz:
Two he couldn't satisfy na four you dy wish for him. You don't like him at all.

Two will gang up against him but it is hard for four or more to do that.

More wives, more competition.

Each wife will work hard to take care of her kids.

Less stress for the man.

Whatever becomes of them when you are dead is not your problem.

EreluRoz:
😆 it's obvious his wife was just about his money, the family has deep problems generally.

That's what you get for you and your likes who prefer polygamy

He fvcked up still.


He should have married at least four wives for stability.

advanceDNA:
The only way some women won't be angry after break up is if she initiated the break up and she sees that she's far far prettier than ur new babe

But if na u break up go marry another girls...haaaaaa!!! U go chop curse till she meet another man wey go marry am....

The man tagged her on the pictures


He brought the curses on himself.

EreluRoz:
I wasn't but I could tell she's saying the truth and I'm not saying she's completely saying the truth

Magician