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MadCow1: Yeah hommie..


Like I said, Shiit is real out there.

After I met a kid crying on the streets of Calabar looking for 300 Naira pure water sales money that he misplaced... I developed a new found respect for the hustle of life.

Trust me, Shiit is realer than you and I can ever appreciate for thousands of folks out there.

MizMyColi: Tallest, You know me na
Even if she says she did it solely for fun and to claim ownership of the guy, seeing as she was evidently high on elephant grass and skunk while taking the decision, I'd still be the last person to bash her.

Who nuh go nuh know.


I think ............(I haven't got a name just yet) just wants to know exactly what her reason is, so he'll know in what lines to advice her, he just might prove otherwise though.
Make she talk first.

MizMyColi: ^^^ MadCows don't spew this kind of wisdom.
I hereby refrain from referring to you as one.

I'll just get another name.

UrennaNkoli: Lol...I'm not froma poor home tho.

andromida: Consider yourself lucky many women didn't know their man had no value for them until they tied the knots. This man has shown you his true self he does not value you and a woman should only be with a man who values her. Free him.

As for your sis talk to her, let her know what she did is low then you both pack your things and vamoose from his house who knows he probably wants you guys to leave him be.

3cycle: Oh sorry

dytbabe: Story for the gods

3cycle: No woman is useless...
Where are your manners

MizMyColi: I have a religion.
This thread is not for me

3cycle: Some broke dudes all over nairaland.
Bite me

Tymax: I think they are confused. They think they're talking to their friends. Any babe call me babe, I'll call her bros.

3cycle: Blablabla....
Yeah a broke guy has no business keeping a girlfriend since he can't feed himself. A girl will drain you of all ya savings so the smart thing to do is to focus on building a quality status....


I repeat broke guys are angry people.
Are you broke?

3cycle: The guy above me is sensible...


4. They claim they are not interested in a man's
wealth but again they swear not to date broke
guys.


Broke guys are angry people, no girl should date them

lawrenceunaa: but birds of same feather.......

AfricanApple: I don't know how its called in English o but I will describe it
it is when you squeeze your nose at someone showing dat u don't believe them or u are mocking them

aisha2: Burn ya trousers and wear double wrappers

ijigaparadox: HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY:

It's really not too difficult but...To make a woman happy, a man only needs to be:

1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a plumber
10. a mechanic
11. a carpenter
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

44. give her compliments
regularly
45. go shopping with her
46. be honest
47. be very rich
48. not stress her out
49. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU
MUST ALSO:

50. give her lots of attention
51. give her lots of time,
especially time for herself
52. give her lots of space, never worrying about where
she goes.

BUT MOST OF ALL IT IS VERY
IMPORTANT:

53. never forget:

*birthdays
*anniversaries
*valentine.
*arrangements she make.

Its not that difficult is it?

marieolae: excuses!!

TRADELYN: Lemme help summarise it.

It means that you have to make yourself Mrs. Right if you must attract Mr. Right and vice versa.

rozzay: Baby I don't demand for money from broke guys no 1

rozzay: no2 I know d calibre of men I associate with nd to dem dolling out cash is no big deal to dem, in summary fine gals like me don't beg for money we r begged to take money, u get my drift now leave me to sip my alomo in peace

rozzay: Hehehhehhehhehhe*sips my alomo in slow motion*

unyours: Just asking cos i've not seen any before both in reality and on NL. So who has seen a female atheist before?

marieolae: in other words, you don't have the money to give her. Simple

rozzay: Anyway I bliv d thread is for male guys so let me siddon carry chair dey sip my alomo make I hear broke guys speaking. Hehehhehehe

zeb04: where do you meet all these ladies that are only after your money?

zeb04: Why the so much lie on nairaland?

zeb04: Why does everyone have a story to tell while in reality they've experienced nothing?