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TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Amplified (The Official Thread of BBA 6) by tashanja(m): 7:53am On May 15, 2011
Been watching the show off and on, just tuned in and noticed Luclay (guy from South Africa) crying, does anybody know why?

Also woke up to go to the toilet about 3.0am last night and just caught some under the sheets action going on between one of the couples, with unmistakeable tell tale noise of female whimpering and movement under the sheets; it was between either Nic/Kim or Ernest/Bhoke (I don't think they actually had sex but something close to it) may be somebody can also confirm.

BTW, I don't like Confidence and Luclay, I think they both have issues. Wendal and Bernadina are just plain boring; while our girl Karen is so tiresome and an egg head - can't imagine she would last longer next couple of evictions.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Czech President Caught Stealing In Chile (watch) by tashanja(m): 3:46pm On Apr 13, 2011
^^^Yeah, and may God help their treasury shocked cheesy
RomanceRe: My Fat Boyfriend Needs To Lose Weight ASAP, or else. . . . by tashanja(m): 6:10am On Apr 13, 2011
Yes, Poster, good-luck! grin
Make sure you keep us posted, maybe even a before and after photo (face edited to protect his identity).
Don't forget, we'll always be around to give you support in case he falters cool cheesy.
RomanceRe: Understanding The Mathematics Of A Woman by tashanja(m): 9:31pm On Apr 12, 2011
[quote author=Mr, Cork link=topic=644300.msg8104373#msg8104373 date=1302550112]Black women? matimatic? can they calculate? undecided[/quote]Yes ooh, they can calculate how much ehm, emm BB Torch, weave, emm shoe, hand bag, tampax, to ask BF lipsrsealed lipsrsealed cheesy grin
RomanceRe: Help My Nebor Want Me To Married Her Daugter Y My 4 Yrs Girlfriend Is Pregnant by tashanja(m): 8:54pm On Apr 12, 2011
Wislet:
tank yo! Hehehehe
snthesis:
so u translate gibberish- welldone grin grin
She really try, even the CIA would have had difficulty deciphering that coded msg shocked grin
RomanceRe: Guys, Would You Date This Hot Babe? [not for the faint of heart] by tashanja(m): 8:42pm On Apr 12, 2011
[color=#990000][/color]                       [size=16pt][center]  BREAKING NEWS! BREAKING NEWS![/center][/size]

Nigerian scientists have just detected a mini earthquake reaching level 5 on the Richter Scale.

Just released secret video, revealed the cause was a large heavy object tumbling off a coffee table, later identified as[b] Mrs Chima[/b] now wanted and at large for triggering an environmental disaster.

Nairalanders are hereby warned to stay clear of unstable buildings due to the aftershock, and those living by the coastline to be prepared for the tsunami of madness to follow; because there is strong possibility that an aggressively abusive quarrelsome woman, posing as the said Mrs Chima, may soon make her appearance to challenge this post.     

If seen, ppl should stay clear and take evasive action, because this person is suspected to be carrying the MAD COW virus. Symptoms include misandry, illogicality and disillusionment of grandeur - among others.

The disease is highly contagious and NLanders, especially good natured young girls are particularly at risk.

Pls be warned and stay clear! Tsunami madness on its way!!!
Nairaland GeneralRe: I'm In Trouble, Please Help! by tashanja(m): 1:55am On Apr 12, 2011
Odunnu:
You have A1 in reading my post upside down.lol.
I mean that living in the SE exposed me to the culture and people of the SE and that I like them even though the people of SE refused to marry me.
I was born in the north,grew up in the north my touch of the SE was because of my university education.
I'm from the SS though i'v got trickles of SW in my blood.
Lol, thought you were actually referring to my friends up North; well just as you earlier mistaken me to be female (don't know how though) wink cheesy

Too bad, and to think I was about lining you up with an Aboki husband grin
RomanceRe: Guys, What Will You Do? by tashanja(m): 5:51pm On Apr 11, 2011
kandiikane:
I will join insmiley
You bisexual?
RomanceRe: Why Every Guy Needs A Lesbian. by tashanja(m): 12:35pm On Apr 11, 2011
gentlem80:
@MzDark

name them. actually, are u one? grin grin grin
Yeah, she should name them or at least give us a clear cut clue tongue

Wouldn't surprise me if you find them in the forefront of all these ongoing male bashing threads and posts. lipsrsealed shocked cool
RomanceRe: Pls Help Me by tashanja(m): 12:06am On Apr 11, 2011
Nekai:
She shouldn't say anything. Remember the thread of the immature guy that broke up with his girl when she wouldn't have sex with him? He believed that he was being cheated because she wasn't a virgin and he wasn't alone in this.

Odds are, since she hasn't had sex with him, then she was trying to remain celibate and thought if he knew she had sex in the past he would pressure her.

She should have told him the truth in the early stages of the relationship, because if she tells him now he may not trust her at all. And how many men truly reveal the extent of their past lovers to their serious girlfriends? Odds are there are a couple of skeletons in his closet too. Sometimes ignorance is bliss.
Yeah, let her keep quiet, till wedding night when hubby finally discovers the deception and that the puccy had been busted wide open (who knows, maybe wide enough for a jumbo to do full 360 degree U turn) then we'd like to see how she would go about explaining that phenomenon.

A couple of skeletons? Abeg what this girl has is more like a graveyard to me - wouldn't surprise me also if she'd been shaaggiing all along while cruelly depriving the so called fiancée.

Now that her game is up, some people are still willing to assist her with more deception i.e. how to set him up to accept the mystery of the "opened-gate," effectively the huge let down to somebody's ordinary sloppy seconds  shocked sad
RomanceRe: She Claim To Love Me But She Cheat On Me What Should I Do? by tashanja(m): 11:01pm On Apr 10, 2011
No need repeating what others have already said, you've been well advised and know what to do - kick her skanky arse to the curb angry
RomanceRe: Should I by tashanja(m): 10:40pm On Apr 10, 2011
Majority of the respondents have so far failed to realize that the Poster is perfectly OK with her husband's proposition, i.e. to have triple sin with him and an additional man: her main fear and concern, however,  is that she is afraid that she may end up liking it so much to the extent that it might later become a problem.

@ Poster
Explain this basic fear to your husband, if he is OK with the possible consequences and still insists on opening this Pandora's box, then by all means go ahead and enjoy yourself - have as many multiple rodding as you wish - its his loss if his dicck alone is no longer sufficient lipsrsealed coolshocked cool
RomanceRe: A Lady Forcing Herself On A Guy? by tashanja(m): 8:35pm On Apr 10, 2011
Thirst4Lif:
OP, curious to know how she got your phone number?
Me too
Though, I've heard that some of these runs girl specialise in lifting numbers from their clients phone book, and later calling them at random in the believe that there's a good chance that the person they are calling is likely to be in the same financial bracket as their client; hence a good business catch.

Sometimes, its just immature girls (mainly school pupils) being naughty and having fun, indulging in random phone seduction.

Occassionaly, such girls are used as bait to lure victims into scamming or ritual killing set ups. The possibilities are in fact endless.

Poster, beware oo, tread very carefully, no allow toto long throat land you where you no fit return again oo lipsrsealed cheesy
Nairaland GeneralRe: I'm In Trouble, Please Help! by tashanja(m): 7:22pm On Apr 10, 2011
fstranger3:
^^^

Odunnu is not Ibo. She is Bini, with a cute face and a round bom-bom.


She is an all round package, And, she is rich too. She makes N50,000 every time she talks to a guy. Very astute business-woman, I tell ya
Yeah, she's cute quite alright, especially the round bom-bom, me likey likey but @ 50K lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

Funny Guy cheesy grin

Odunnu:
@tashanja: i'm not Igbo but[b] living in the SE has endeared them to me[/b]. I love them and their culture. Even though they refused to marry me. I was born in the north.Where in the north do you stay?
Never imagined you would have enough of them in the SE, let alone have opportunity to interact and get to appreciate their culture - its a small world innit.

As for husband, thought you already have one, though can arrange one my Aboki friends if your interested - tall, hansome and rich, 50k just chicken change grin

Yeah, born and residing in one of the core northern states; how about you, where were you born?

Language is still a problem, can understand and can even speak a little but absolutely terrible with the written form.

Don't mind fstranger, I think he wants a little hush money from that 50k to keep him quiet. wink cheesy
RomanceRe: Pls Help Me by tashanja(m): 4:20pm On Apr 10, 2011
aminalib:
well not EVERY WOMAN BLEEDS when they first have intercourse, so, there u go,
So, you are even giving her more ammunition to deceive him further, kai nawa oo, women I dey fear wuna shocked cheesy
RomanceRe: A Gal Trying To Hold A Man's Johnson Calling It A Joke. by tashanja(m): 4:03pm On Apr 10, 2011
^^^Who is that person you are referring to? lipsrsealed
RomanceRe: Put A Ring On It. by tashanja(m): 3:28pm On Apr 10, 2011
Oh please, how can you see a typical hen pecked man and call him cute? shocked shocked

Just look at what that wicked woman, Mrs Chima, had done to poor Mr Chima cheesy grin grin
RomanceRe: Girls "macking" by tashanja(m): 8:22pm On Apr 09, 2011
MzDarkSkin:
[color=#0066ff]no offense Tashanja but white women do that on the regular.  lipsrsealed[/color]
Oh yeah, well then things must have definitely moved on since my days back then. So, how about black sisters, are they also similarly as generous? lipsrsealed tongue
RomanceRe: Pls Help Me by tashanja(m): 6:03pm On Apr 09, 2011
Nonesense, she should calculate and return all the awoof money she had been collecting under false pretence (while putting the poor guy on a starvation diet) and fes up sharp sharp - see female deception of the highest order! angry sad cool
RomanceRe: He Is Not Important! by tashanja(m): 5:35pm On Apr 09, 2011
Hey, whats going on here?
Why were the poster's earlier posts edited and removed?
Who did it and why?
Can somebody please explain? huh
RomanceRe: You Caught Your Babe Dating Through Email, What Do You Do? by tashanja(m): 5:27pm On Apr 09, 2011
Though it was wrong of him to spy on her: bottom line she was cheating ( whether electronic or not) it doesn't matter, cheating is cheating; and thats good enough reason for me to dump her like a hot potato. angry
RomanceRe: I will Give Away My Virginity Before Going Into this Forced Marriage by tashanja(m): 5:08pm On Apr 09, 2011
Nekai:
This is a culture that I don't really understand, but if you (your friend) are determined to enter into this arranged marriage, these are some of the repercussions.

Puppy love is the more adequate phrase to describe what you are going through. I know it's hard to hear, but boyfriends come and go and odds are that you are just caught up in the emotions of your first serious relationship. Ask around. How many people end up with the first person that they were in a relationship with. Odds are probably less than 10%. So this means that you have a less than 10% chance of ending up with this boyfriend (who has not even asked you to marry him).

Since you indicated that you will follow your parent's wishes and get married, why be intimate with this guy? Your future husband may just be the man of your dreams, and if he realizes what you did he will be hurt, and worse, he might be angry. No guy, no matter how caring, wants to feel like he was decieved. Chances are your virginity was an important factor in his decision to marry you. Giving yourself to your boyfriend will make you look cheap, and will embarass your family. Nobody will believe that you just did it. Everyone will assume you have been sexually active for years.

Also, when you are intimate with someone you are spiritually bonding with that person. It isn't something to take lightly. Also there are the usual risk that sex brings, like others have mentioned like pregnancy, STDs, neither of which are 100% preventable when you have sex.
@ Poster
Thats best of the lot, take it or leave it, you are on your own cool cool
RomanceRe: Put A Ring On It. by tashanja(m): 1:43pm On Apr 09, 2011
^^^ you mean like this (i.e. Mr Tima)

RomanceRe: My Fat Boyfriend Needs To Lose Weight ASAP, or else. . . . by tashanja(m): 1:34pm On Apr 09, 2011
Girl, your descriptive narration: ant and elephant, lately the bedroon chase and belly dance; just fccking hilarious - sorry, not laughing at you but just the situation grin

Mehn, I feel you cos I am also in a similar predicament.
Yes, appearance is a big factor (I am a visual guy) the consequence of which is I am now developing wandering eyes and having wicked thoughts, towards this lepacious Hausa chick who just moved to my area (kai, dey babe nawa oo), but I dey fear Abokilipsrsealed lipsrsealed

@ Poster
Please choose to be happy: whether staying with your guy or moving on - whatever makes you happy, goodluck cool

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