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dre11:
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2017/05/presidency-arms-probe-desbanded-presidency-source/

The first committee was closing in on some influential government officials and had to be disbanded so as not to discredit and embarass government. They want a report that meets their expectation, not the truth.

mmb:
lalasticlala

He must have secretly rejoiced after the Manchester bombings.

mmb:
lalasticlala

The British secret police, M16, need to keep an eye on him because the way this guy switch from being gentlemen is quite unpredictable.

ganisucks:
www.dailypost.ng/2017/05/30/nigeria-will-destroyed-buhari-not-win-second-term-campaign-organisation/

The members of this organisation are part of the problems we have in this country. Looking at PMB, it is obvious that age and health are taking their toll on him and instead of allowing the man rest after years of service to this nation, they are still rooting for him to contest in 2019 when the man doesnt even know how to finish the 1st term. The complexity of this country is too much for the aged. All Nigerians agree the north should complete their 2 terms and if the north are now telling us that Buhari is the only credible person they can offer, then down south we have young men to do the job even better.

ganisucks:
www.dailypost.ng/2017/05/30/nigeria-will-destroyed-buhari-not-win-second-term-campaign-organisation/

Which PMB? The aged one recuperating in London or another one? They have started again. That is how they said Nigeria cannot survive without Abacha because of the funding they were getting. I know Nigeria is finished without God, not Buhari.

Makes you more spiritually alert.

michaelo2:
In the spirit of ramadan, lets discuss fasting and its health benefits.

Fasting refers to not taking either food ,
drink , or both by yourself with no force, for a particular period of time. It could be done partially for some certain kind of food or as totally in which no food or liquid is consumed for a day or a few days.

If you can’t fast food for a day, give up coffee or sweets, here are several reasons to fast.


Detoxification : this is a normal body activity when the body neutralizes or gets rid of any type of toxins in the various organs like the colon, liver, lungs, or
skin . During fasting, the body turns to the fat deposits for energy, which releases chemicals from the fatty reserves and results in the removal of these chemicals through these organs.


Improves Mental Health: After fasting, the blood is filled with increased levels of endorphins, which makes you more alert and leaving you with a feeling of good mental health.


Reduces Risk Of Obesity : Fasting has been and is still been used to fight off obesity for a long period. It activates the liver enzymes and breaking down fat and cholesterol into essential bile acids, stimulating the metabolism and converts the surplus fat into heat.

Under medical guidance, fasting proves to be the simplest and surest way to take out excess fat with an acceptable amount of minimum risks to one's health.

Fasting can actually make you fatter. The power of fasting is not in losing weight during the fast, but in gaining control of your appetite after the fast, which is the REAL problem.


Gives The Digestive System A Break

During fasting, the digestive organs rest, giving the digestive system a much-needed rest. After fasting, both digestion and elimination are invigorated.


Lowers risk of type 2 diabetes:

Fasting is known to reduce insulin resistance, helping with insulin sensitivity, allowing you to tolerate carbohydrate better than normal. Leading to a reduction in blood sugar levels, reducing the risk of type 2 diabetes.


For persons with medical ailment such as diabetes , and chronic ailments like gout , advanced stages of cancer, and cardiac arrhythmia, in which the heart beats irregularly. It is also not advised for pregnant or nursing women.fasting should be done under medical guidance or not at all.

Ramadam Kareem to our Muslim brothers and sisters.

http://www.healththismoment.com/2017/05/5-health-benefits-of-fasting.html?m=1

Mynd44 Lalasticlala Dominique

Nbote:
Guy u slow ooo. So u didn't get d joke....

he got the joke, but it was an expensive joke. The guy obviously is an arsenal fan and felt bad that his team's effort was being downplayed.

Chrisozone:
See the epic response peter okoye got while moking arsenal FA cup win

Peter Okoye must be out of his mind. Before the match, everybody including Arsenal fans gave the match to Chelsea because of the wonderful season they had. On the pitch, the chelsea players came with the believe that they will overrun Arsenal. What comfronted them during the match left them dumbfounded. Arsenal uped their game and Chelsea were virtually chasing shadows in the first half. So the judgement of Peter Okoye was beclouded by sentiments. Imagine, in the 1st 30 minutes, Arsenal's possession was 72% to Chelsea 28%. For Arsenal to win 3 FA cup titles in 4 seasons show they are FA cup specialists.

NwaAmaikpe:

Sapele Water at work..she obviously drank on an empty stomach.

But why is she pressing her boobi

na boobi you see for the whole matter? I just dont like how dirty the water in the gutter is. Whoever did this to her is evil and must pay for it.

Because to wanted power by all means they used unachievable promises to hoodwink hapless nigerians. The set the standards for themselves and because they cant meet up, failure stare at them. The only way to wringle out of the dilema is to blame the same past government that we voted out because we felt they did not perform. Its just sad.

engineerboat:
BREAKING: MAY 29!!! Stone Us, If We Fail After 2 Years – Nigerians Remember APC’s Words


A cross section of Nigerians, have said that the All Progressives Congress-led, APC, Federal Government, has failed to delivAJer on the basic needs of Nigerians in the last two years, because it lacked the experience and technical know-how to administer the country.

Recall, that a founding member of the APC, Prince Tony Momoh, had in April, last year, called on Nigerians to stone the members of the party, if by two years the ruling APC failed to deliver on the promised change.

Today being May 29, 2017, marking the two years anniversary of the President Muhammadu Buhari-led APC, many Nigerians have passed a verdict that the party has failed to actualise its campaign promises.

“Stone us”, Momoh said confidently, if within two years the current government fails to reverse the situation, even as he stressed that this government is laying the foundation for a new and better country.





“Nigerians are complaining of bad roads. But what happened to the several billions of money voted for road construction and rehabilitation under the Jonathan government? If we complain about security challenges, what happened to the billions of dollars voted to fight insurgency, which some people mismanaged, the same with power and other necessary infrastructure?” he had asked.

Reminding the APC of its failure, the Senator Ahmed Makarfi-led National Caretaker Committee of the Peoples Democratic Party, has said that there is no tangible achievement for the APC, to celebrate about.

In a statement issued by the Spokesman of the party, Prince Dayo Adeyeye, the opposition party accused the APC of squandering all the chances it has to leverage of the achievements it met on assumption of office, through its intolerance and highhandedness to any form of opposition, as well as crass ineptitude in governance.

It said: “We make bold to state that our deepest concern as a party to grow democracy in Nigeria, engendered the solid foundation we put in place, and guaranteed the agreeable atmosphere that enabled oppositions to thrive and consequently won elections.

“Unfortunately, this same party, the APC that benefited from free access to political space, has left no stone unturned in suppressing the PDP, and denying it to provide credible opposition in the country. It is Ironic!”

It dismissed the Buhari administration’s fight against corruption, as nothing but grandstanding and harassment of the opposition politicians.

The PDP said the APC had run the nation’s economy aground.

According to the party: “Record shows that Nigeria became the favoured investors’ destination in Africa, with the highest investment of $8.4 billion USD; and it attracted $20 billion USD worth of foreign investments in 3 years.

“But two years into the APC’s governance, as a result of incompetence and President Buhari’s de-marketing of Nigeria while globetrotting; investors (both local & foreign), have withdrawn their monies from the System, thereby, creating economic inactivity and consequent depression that we are being faced with alarming rate of suicide.”

http://www.post-nigeria.com/breaking-may-29-stone-us-fail-2-years-nigerians-remember-apcs-words-ready-take-deadly-action/

ijustdey:
http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/232367-exclusive-real-reasons-sacked-lagos-chaplain-femi-taiwo-was-fired.html

Is that why they will give him 24hrs to pack? Whoever gave that command needs psychiatric examination, whoever it may be. We must put a stop to impunity in this country.

jonhemma11:
Chairman, Progressive Governors Forum, Owelle Rochas Okorocha,Fayose,Obaseki and others attended the Gala nite in celebration of Lagos at 50. Ag President Yemi Osibanjo, Ambode,Bola Tinubu and many others dignitaries were also present.

Source:http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2017/05/osinbajotinubufayoseamboderochasobaseki.html

If they tell you how much they spend for this celebration, you go know say nigerian politicians na squandermania them be. The squash the money and dont care about what happens after their tenure.

redsun:
Here we go again,dysfunctional analysis.

She is an abused and she should have killed the heartless monster.

At 14yrs, if she didnt behave well and she is reprimanded, does that amount to abuse? At that age, the next thinking is how to poison the man? If discipline of kids amount to child abuse then there is no need to discipline children anymore especially when you may end up being poisoned.

Flexherbal:
How can a child of that age do such a devilish act!

She is definitely not an ordinary child. If investigated further, she may be a flight leautenant at night.

See what they did to themselves. The corpse they went to bring from mortuary is now going to heaven in an entourage.

stephenduru:
According to Ifeanyi from Imo state,two men lost their lives in an accident during the bringing of a corpse home from mortuary.In the eastern part of Nigeria,Okada people usually display their skills(majority of them speed carelessly) during the bringing of corpses home from mortuaries.



Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2017/05/2-okada-people-die-during-bringing-of.html?m=1

Either he is of rival cult, collected their girl friend or business gone sour.

informant001:
It's a sad moment for the family and friends of Jackson Olali, who was shot dead in Yenagoa, Bayelsa. According to reports, Jackson Olali while heading home from a birthday party held at a popular hotel along Tombia Road, Yenagoa Local Government Area, Bayelsa State, was attacked by gunmen, suspected to be members of a notorious cult group in the state, and shot in the head.

The victim was said to be a peace loving man and a graduate of Imo state university IMSU, who had graduated about ten (10) years ago.

His family members have taken to their Facebook pages to mourn the young man. May his soul rest in peace.

Source; http://www.nationalhelm.net/2017/05/young-man-shot-dead-by-suspected.html

Airforce1:
How can a single doctor be handling a patient in critical condition?

Are they short staffed?

A qualified doctor doesnt need support afterall there are hospital maned by one doctor. The nurses are there to offer support but from this write up, our man was not strong enough to handle the situation hence the frequent call to seniors as he claimed. He may be doing his housemanship or one or two years experience. You dont buy experience, you earn it over time and you earn it by learning from seniors and cases dealth with over time.

edwapkalmeed:
source
http://www.101greatgoals.com/news/paul-pogba-spotted-mecca/

The guy ugly sha.

Lets not insult her since they say she is a servant of God. God knows how to deal with them himself. She guffed no doubt.

eyeview:
And you say she is a pastor in RCCG?
Where then is her humility? A lot of these people are not broken one bit. Pride and arrogance.
Anyway, she can fool people as a Christian and pastor, but God sees and knows the depth of her heart and will treat her accordingly.
The church should just reassign the pastor elsewhere, get him settled down for his family's sake. They should not dignify the woman by seeking her audience.
Look at the kind of arrogant thing that RCCG is parading as it's pastor. They crowd themsrlves every first Friday to block front seats at redemption camp to listen to Daddy GO but has refused to heed to his teachings or adopt his lifestyle of humility.
May God reward her accordingly

highrise07:
http://punchng.com/ambodes-wife-committed-sacrilege-and-should-apologise-african-church-bishop/

I love one of the statements. "Politicians are not predictable" Madam, calm down o. For God matter, if you do anyhow, you fit see anyhow o. You sack pastor tell am say make he pack commot quarter before 24 hours! Haba, na civil servant? And they say you self na pastor! If you wey be pastor dey do this, wetin you want make we the floor members come do? Since na Redeem you dey attend, Baba Adeboye must hear this.

dre11:
MAN DOCKED FOR STEALING FROM FACEBOOK LOVER AFTER SEX BOUT




http://pmexpressng.com/man-docked-stealing-facebook-lover-sex-bout/

Wonderful! You chop the woman steal her property join. Which kind business be that? Omo nna, you no try at all. You deserve to go jail.

OVI75:
Why Was Dangote Given A Sit In D Front Row ?

Na cash dey talk. Go there whether them go allow you sit for 5th sit. If go there by yourself, shame dey come because as more people dey come, them go excuse you go back.

OVI75:
Why Was Dangote Given A Sit In D Front Row ?

He obviously ddnt come empty. He brought cash to support the burial. I ent see Oshiomhole in the pictures. After all the insult he rain on this baba in the name of politics, he still come. Well one parable say if man too tey for pit toilet, anything wey fly do to am, he go take am like that.

eyeview:
I see Dangote sitting at the front pew in the church. I love Christianity. Christ is ever welcoming every body to Himself. But a Christian or non Muslim is not even permitted inside the mosque. He risks his life by doing so.

You must commend Dangote too for not being radicalised as a muslim to see entering the church for service as a big deal.

There was a thread here yesterday on kidney stones where the said the remedy is to boil leaf of garden egg for about 10 minutes and drink the water. Scroll to 2 days back and read it.

Prec1ous:
I am so sorry, the pain from kidney stone is so bad that sometimes death looks like a great escape.

Worry less though...

Okay brother let's go, I am not a doctor so I will not recommend drugs.

Let's go natural, which is the hard way.

. 1 litre of water every evening before sleeping and another in the morning before eating ,the idea here is to dissolve the stones so you can pass them out.

. Stay clear of caffeinated, gassy and sugary drinks.

. Less salt or no more salts in your diet.

. Stay clear of red meat and junks like noodles.

. There will be pains, so you can have ibuprofen when it starts.

. Acidic fruits are a no, citrus and friends. Go for watermelon and cucumber.

. Eat lesser but let your body fluids be higher, composition of only water.

. See your doctor for a prescription alongside this.

Lalasticlala, seun and Mynd44, others may value this information.

Serendip:
Below are the pictures from the ongoing G7 summit in Sicily, Italy.

Nawa o. The God wey lift ordinary commissioner to be acting president, abeg remember me o. Some people bele go don spoil say the commissioner profile dey rise everyday so tey he dey shake Trump hand. Nawa, na god o.

He heard they are sharing wheel barrow, so he went to collect his own new wheel barrow.

ChangeIsCostant:
A disabled young man who looked mentally unstable broke into the security that barricaded the Benue state governor; Samuel Ortom from the thousands of crowd at the venue of the flag off campaign for the Benue State LGs chairmanship and councillorship elections in Gboko. According to Pat Hyua, the young man cried out: "gomna wam, gomna wam"!!! (My Governor, my governor).

The governor, clearly filled with love and sympathy, ordered his security details to bring the young man to him as he embraced him before taking pictures with him.

Thereafter, the disabled man, was spotted dancing alone round the stadium after the gesture by the governor...

Source; http://www.nationalhelm.net/2017/05/disabled-man-breaks-security-protocol.html

ganisucks:
http://dailypost.ng/2017/05/27/buhari-favouring-yorubas-done-nothing-north-junaid-muhammed/

Junaid, that is Nigeria for you. For the country to be united, the president must be detrabilized and be seen not to focus attention more on his people.

Lecturers finish this one before she finish school.

ObiOmaMu:
Big Brother Naija 2017 former housemate, Ese Eriata, is currently getting the heat on social media after she woefully failed to say the full meaning of B.Sc on international TV.

Ese Eriata was recently on HipTV’s show, ‘Trending as a guest’. Along the line, she was asked to give the full meaning of B.Sc by the show’s host Nancy Isime.

Below is the insane moment the College of Education, Ekiadolor, Edo State graduate couldn’t answer the seemingly simple question.

Ese first started off asking what B.Sc means, then graduated to ‘Is it Bachelor IN…’ then she insisted she knew it but she still couldn’t say it.

Press play to watch.

http://lailasblog.com/2017/05/bbnaija-ese-eriata-fumbles-bsc-meaning-video.html


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ii7JWzURxKQ

itsdumebi:
http://politicsngr.com/2017/05/27/tinubu-fails-appear-boxing-match-evander-holyfield/

Baba run for him dear life. This is joke taken too far. Na this boxer slay Tyson, then una say make baba come play with am. Baba no trust anybody. The time wey e dey take only 2 eyes see, e no go fit play the man talkless when eye don be 4. Una don see who dey use glasses do boxing? Abegi. Papa no sabi boxing ring, just giam political ring, he go show you im skill.

andrewegbuna:
http://owngoalnigeria.com/2017/05/26/iheanacho-becomes-most-expensive-nigerian-player-after-man-city-accept-24m-bid-from-west-ham/

Good buy. I see him scoring above 20 goals next season because he is a top top finisher.