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Politics › Re: Picture Of Angela Merkel And Buhari Laughing In Abuja. Caption Photo by Tedpgrass: 4:55pm On Aug 31, 2018
PHILipu1:
But dem dey rush am
Looking at those pics bring to mind...

Germany is in a better place economically, so Merkel is relaxed and engaging. GB is clearly trawling here, hence the ill-fitted jacket and apprehensive seating arrangement.

Don't know why, Angela has always impressed me


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Crime › Re: Kennezoid: Man Who Tried To Blackmail Corper With Her Nudes, Apologises by Tedpgrass: 4:42pm On Aug 31, 2018
Wonder what his wife thinks of the sorry messhuh

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Business › Re: Irene Chiamaka Nwachukwu Slays 3 Months After Welcoming Son by Tedpgrass:
All shades of wrong
Sex without protection
A baby without a responsible father
Social media parade


3 months later..
Social media parade yet again!!
Blouse not quite right
Pants too tight, accentuates the need for further weight loss
Posture-- a little less tacky is needed.
Arms need to be toned down
Face and arms need to be the right shade..
Please Utilise make up properly



Where are loving pics of you n the little one..
****Take lessons from Tonto ******
This is the1 time breastfeeding codedly would win applause. But not to be!!!
But obvious the child is only a meal ticket...



When did society become this warped??



********Yeah, I agree he should never have pulled his trousers down or off*****


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Politics › Re: Orji Uzor Kalu To Be Turbaned In Daura Tomorrow by Tedpgrass: 10:02pm On Aug 21, 2018
Thought it was Okorocha gunning for most favorite title!!

Imo state internal brouhaha... has diverted attention away


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Politics › Re: Nigerians Eat Expired Rice Meant For Animals ― Lai Mohammed by Tedpgrass: 10:00pm On Aug 21, 2018
Biko Biko Lia

Today again.. Lai Lai...

Biko!!!!


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Crime › Re: Man ‘sends Terminator After Ex-lover’ by Tedpgrass: 9:55pm On Aug 21, 2018
Interesting...

Terminator and commandant are MIA
The slayqueen and support team are yarning...



Like to hear from "Arnie", his boss and wife...




Small girl with big God gone very wrong!!!




Popcorn please whilst awaiting more drama from Aso Rock!!


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Health › Re: Please What's This Skin Deformity? (Semi Graphic) by Tedpgrass: 4:21pm On Aug 21, 2018
Get proper dermatology advice
Check HIVstatus as well

Spot diagnosis-- discord eczema with P versicolor

Rx: Hydrate and antifungals

1)Nixoderm paste in the green tin helps
2) Puriton... anti-allergen to help with itching
2b) mentholated powder on skin helps
3)Avoid breaking the skin when scratching to avoid bacterial superimposed infection


But confirm diagnosis
Avoid any recent food, water change that may have brought this on



Good luck.

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Celebrities › Re: Mimi Orjiekwe Rumored To Be Pregnant For Mike Ikuku by Tedpgrass: 1:28am On Aug 21, 2018
ALAYORMII:
At the time of Obatala, three people came to him dragging a young man with them and said to him: Babalawo, aboru boyè! This man has murdered our father
*Obatala* : why did you kill their father?

*Young man* : I'm a guardian, my goat ate from his farm, and their father threw a stone at him and he died, I also took the stone and threw it at him and he also died.

*Obatala* : because of this, I will pass judgment (charge with murder) on you.

*Young man* : I ask for 3days before you pass the judgment, my late father left me some wealth and I have a sister to take care of, if you kill me now, the wealth and my sister will have no guardian.

*Obatala* : who will stand for your bail?

*Young man* : looking into the crowd, he pointed *Lamurudu*

*Obatala* : do you agree to stand for him Lamurudu?

*Lamurudu* : Beeni (yes)

*Obatala* : you stand for someone you don't know, if he doesn't return you will receive his penalty.

*Lamurudu* : I accept

The young man left, after 2days, and into the 3rd day no sign of him.

Everyone was scared for Lamurudu who accepted to receive the penalty of death if the man fails to come.

Before the time for isi'nu, the boy appeared exhausted in appearance, and stood before Obatala.

*Young man:* I have handed the wealth and the welfare of my sister to my uncle, I'm now yours, you may pass the penalty.

In great shock and surprise, Obatala said: why did you return after having a chance to escape the penalty?

*Young man:* I was afraid, it will appear that humanity has lost the ability to fulfill promises kept.

Obatala turned and looked at Lamurudu: why did you stand for him?

*Lamurudu*: I was afraid, it might appear that humanity have lost the will to do good to others.

This scenario pleased the brothers who wanted justice for their father's death and so, said they have forgiven the young man.

*Obatala*: furiously said, why?

They said: we are afraid, it will appear as though forgiveness has lost place in the heart of humanity.

I have also painfully translated this beautiful message and passed it to you in fear that it might appear that reminders towards doing good has lost place in humanity (eda) if I don't.
For Olodumare's sake I encourage you to also pass it on, in fear that it might appear spreading goodwill messages has lost place in humanity,.
Happy Yoruba Day.
Wuwa bi Omoluabi!
Beautiful!!!!
Politics › Re: Akwa Ibom PDP Writes Bukola Saraki, Demands Akpabio’s Recall by Tedpgrass: 12:12pm On Aug 20, 2018
Interesting turn of events
Politics › Re: Adams Oshiomhole Meets Recep Tayyip Erdoğan, Turkish President. Photos by Tedpgrass: 12:07pm On Aug 20, 2018
Organising their bolt-hole in the event of defeathuh
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Politics › Re: Imam Abdullahi Abubakar Honoured By US For Saving Christians In Plateau by Tedpgrass: 11:57am On Aug 20, 2018
This recognition speaks volumes.

The lack of law and order in the country, lack of recognition for citizens who try to uphold the law..

That it takes a foreign country to perform what the government should be doing... Is frankly worrying



Congratulations to the Imam.. I hope there won't be reprisals from within.


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Education › Re: Gold Winning Technovation World Pitch Girls Arrive Nigeria- Picture/Video by Tedpgrass: 10:56am On Aug 20, 2018
Well done girls
Nairaland General › Re: Beautiful, Colored Snake Killed In Ologi, Bayelsa State (Photos) by Tedpgrass: 10:55am On Aug 20, 2018
Errrmmmhh..

If I'm to go with the above assertions, what is a snake endemic in North America doing in Bayelsa state..


Thought we had laws against that.. Illegal wildlife importation etc



Please educate if otherwise

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Crime › Re: Bandits Kill 3,000, Destroy 2,000 Houses, Burn 500 Cars In Zamfara Siege - SSG by Tedpgrass: 10:34am On Aug 20, 2018
magicminister:
[b]God gave us good land, great climate free of natural disasters, natural resources and very intelligent population but our leaders have reduced us to paupers. Nigeria should be the pride of every black man on earth but the greediness of our leaders have turned us to a pariah amongst men.

I am deeply saddened by the lack of patriotism of our political class.
They choose to enrich themselves and their cronies while the country slowly dies.
Since our independence, things have gone downhill. We still don't have constant electricity or security of lives and properties, our children are still poorly educated while the political elites have stolen and mortgaged the future of the country.

Ahhhhh!!!! God can't help us because he has given us everything!!!
What we need is a blood bath of an epic proportion. The type that would make the french revolution seem like child's play.

We need to purge the political elites, their cronies and beneficiaries from our country. We need to behead them all and put their head on a stake. Their families will be put in jail for life while a new leadership is formed.

This country hurts me deeply.... I love Nigeria but all she has ever done to me is to frustrate me.

Is there any hope?[/b]
Chances are the following will occur if the 'bloodbath' ...

1) innocent souls will be consumed alongside as it will chaotic in certain areas. To be honest, most of the war victims will not be the targets.. As the targets would have domiciled in countries that are happy to turn a blind eye to the source of their wealth

2) the ensuing narrative will then water down the principles of the revolution and threats of legalities particularly from Intl organisations will stifle things.

3) you will only replace the old guard with a possibly worse generation who are deep in corruption by the very nature of their upbringing... IMHO... From frying pan to fire!!!! If we are to go by the actions and inactions of the current youthful political elites. A certain governor comes to mind..


4) External interest/mercenary groups will only prolong this internal conflict whilst they plunder the country of its mineral reserves.. Let countries like Liberia/S Leone, Iraq, Libya and Syria serve as examples!!!




A civil war is never the answer..... A civic re-awakening is the key!!!!



Constant consistent and accountable demand for change may take a longer time to deliver but results are long-lasting as its a grassroot collective not a few young guns with no lasting legacies who often at some point in the life cycle become narcissistic and betray the very people they swore to serve!!!!





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Events › Re: Nigerian Woman Wrapped Her Umbrella With Dollars Cash To An Event (photo) by Tedpgrass: 10:30pm On Aug 19, 2018
What I'd like to know is whether that's real money or serviette dollars or other forms.


There was a picture once that had gone viral depicting people using dollars as serviettes.


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Celebrities › Re: Dakore Egbuson And Husband, Olumide Akande At Becca And Tobi’s Wedding by Tedpgrass: 10:24pm On Aug 19, 2018
Errrmmmhh

Is she trying to upstage the bride or something??
A Riri moment??



Let's see pics of the bride n groom to decide
Literature › Re: 101 Success Wisdom Keys For Winners by Tedpgrass: 12:52am On Aug 19, 2018
WORD WORD WORD

applicable in different scenarios

But good stuff



Thanks!!

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Crime › Re: CCTV Shows How Harry Uzoka Was Killed In UK by Tedpgrass: 8:50pm On Aug 17, 2018
Wendy80:
Been following this story. Harry had a whole lot going on for him but gra gra de him body. Imagine arranging for a fight.. cry May God console the Uzokas.
The BBC report would indicate Harry was chilled though.. Putting his head down after the brief prison sentence he had served years ago and trying to be successful and a role model.

The KOH chap on the other hand was made out as infringing on his modelling style and was quite envious of Harry despite being his mentee at a time!!

Such a shame - - - wasted young lives..


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Crime › Re: Mukhtar Dan’iyan (mr Aye Dee) Reveals He's Samuel Ogundipe's Source (details) by Tedpgrass: 10:13pm On Aug 14, 2018
Total circus!!

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Politics › Re: Godfathers At War With Godsons (Photos) by Tedpgrass: 9:43am On Aug 11, 2018
There's a need for a new strategy by the godfathers.

Increased Social investments, particularly in areas of infrastructure and education..

I know this is ongoing but given the lack of widespread development for over 40 years or none at all in some areas, there's a lot of catching up to do. These areas are where God fathers can tap into successfully from the business perspective providing value for money

Once these visible infrastructures are alleviating poverty successfully, increasing the civic responsibility of the electorate is important.

So the new stooge plays along the party lines despite a fractured relationship with Baba, as the electorate demands continuity.



Lagos is an example..


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Politics › Re: 25 Reasons To Be Worried About President Buhari's Disdain For Democracy by Tedpgrass: 8:51pm On Aug 05, 2018
Lauretta,. Over to you!!!

No Lai-Mo moments please!!!


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Romance › Re: The Boyfriend’s Law Certificates Torn By Girlfriend In Lagos During Argument by Tedpgrass: 10:44pm On Aug 04, 2018
iamJ:
is like you are still a virgin Abi? U don't know that love can make people do anything
"Love"...... did you say "Love"
Na Lof dey pepa her head, make she tear/ shred those certificates which are results of years of hard work/ graft and tools to a meaningful livelihood..

That Lof will serve her well when incarcerated or locked behind bars for a significant period of time!!

Hopefully this will deter her from future homicides/ spousal murder!!


Lof ko, malicious vindictive stupidity ni!!


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Family › Re: Am I Really Cursed? And Is There Hope? by Tedpgrass: 7:38pm On Aug 04, 2018
NaijaReddit:
At a point in life, I realized my weak point was procrastination and I tried to deal with it. But some events that happen to me are just beyond my control. The whole thing is ruining my life. People now tell me that I don't get successful with things
I have my faith which propels me to achieve despite opposition, resistance and inadequacies...

If Jabez can be named by his own mother as a bringer of sorrow. You should be less moved by people's opinions.. but as Jabez cried out for a change in his circumstances followed by works, walking in that self-awareness of being able to rise above his circumstances, you can do the same.

Its not easy but feeding on scriptures or positive self-help exercises drawn from good literature should greatly help...

A preacher once said...If its going to 'be', its up to me!!!
You can create your environment, 1st mentally then physically...
Its the staying power to see it manifest that we sometimes lack, in some situations!!!!

Mistakes-- learn from them invaluable facts and notions and be a better person!!


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Family › Re: Am I Really Cursed? And Is There Hope? by Tedpgrass: 7:04pm On Aug 04, 2018
Sell an organ-- don't think about it!!!!

Simply go from frying pan to big fire!!

Continue to pray, expecting great things to happen
Look deep within-- and identify any recurring issues like pride, stubborn attitude, lack of transparency, boastfulness, living well above your means, lack of teamplayer spirit, poor leadership skills, taking shortcuts, undermining others/ helpers.

Perform a run-through or process mapping in the event of new opportunities having integrated lessons from the past.

Good luck in the future

Remain patient as things start to turn around for the better.
Be grateful for the little victories: consistency in your new approach will bring in bigger ones!!!


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Business › Re: 14 Things Lucky People Do by Tedpgrass: 8:07pm On Jul 31, 2018
Really?!


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Politics › Re: Press Statement By The President Of The Senate, His Excellency, Dr. Abubakar Buk by Tedpgrass: 8:03pm On Jul 31, 2018
Interesting times ahead!!
Politics › Re: Osinbajo Launches Patients' Bill Of Rights To Protect Vulnerable Nigerians by Tedpgrass: 4:37pm On Jul 31, 2018
Buffalowings3:
Equip the hospitals first to provide the best of service.
I can't wrap my head around a hospital not having Oxygen and
Surgeons operating with lamps.
So right...

Putting the cart before the horse


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Politics › Re: FG Directs Saraki-Led Appointees From Kwara To Resign Or Be Sacked by Tedpgrass: 12:17am On Jul 31, 2018
Everfrank:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2018/07/apc-crisis-fg-directs-saraki-led-appointees-from-kwara-to-resign-or-be-sacked/
Is this constitutional or legal!??

Reminiscent of playground bullying

3 sodas please



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Politics › Re: Police Arrest Kwankwaso Supporters In Kano For Burning Brooms(photos) by Tedpgrass: 12:11am On Jul 31, 2018
edupedia:
Kano State Governor Abdullàhi Ganduje has dismissed his predecessor Senator Rabiu Kwankwaso, as a spent force.

He said the Senator of Kano Central has lost political relevance with his recent defection from the All Progressives Congress (APC) with 13 other senators and 36 House of Representatives members.

The governor said the defection of Kwankwaso and others would not affect the chances and fortunes of APC in any way.

Addressing reporters yesterday in his office, Ganduje stated he was not personally bothered by the exit of his political rival.

He said: “We are not scared by their exit. Their defection doesn’t constitute any havoc to our great party, the APC, at all levels. People should keep eyes (open) to what will happen during election.

“Our dear President has been doing the needful in terms of developing the nation, coupled with his efforts in efficient service delivery. Good governance is at its peak. The war against corruption is successfully being waged.”

He added Kwankwaso’s exit will not be felt in the state: “I want you to go and study the situation on ground in Kano.

“His (Kwankwaso) defection does not change the political mood in the state. Nobody cares to be disturbed by their actions.”

The governor said when his predecessor was in the APC “his intention was to vie for presidency. But when it appeared to him, in black and white, that there is no vacancy in the Villa, he now decided to leave on his own.”

He said Kwankwaso should be ready to battle it out at the polls next year.

“When he secures a presidential ticket from the party he cross carpets to, then he should wait and see how we can slug it out with him. He will fully understand how popular and loveable our President Muhammadu Buhari is.

“Kano will give more votes to our President, than what he got in 2015 election.

“From the 2015 election to date, those who could not vote because of age limit, are now grown up, meaning they will now be eligible to vote.

“Hence, Buhari stands the chance to get five million votes from Kano,” Ganduje boasted

THE NATION
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Sycophant
Crime › Re: Michael Kayode Bamisaye Commits Suicide In Ekiti by Tedpgrass: 8:38pm On Jul 30, 2018
RIP sir....

3rd senior mgt staff to die under strange circumstances!!!


Doesnt look right, sound right, smell right!!


Needs an in-depth investigation!!



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Romance › Re: Six Cars Or Six Packs? Nigerian Ladies Choose (VIDEO) by Tedpgrass: 8:31pm On Jul 30, 2018
Munificence over muscles

Only one way bro!!

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Family › Re: Man Narrates How Lady Who Humiliated His Dad Years Back Suffered Ill-luck by Tedpgrass: 8:25pm On Jul 30, 2018
Magnanimity determines that you let some things slide....

Not worth the bother rubbing things in people's faces sometimes!!!

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